Comments on: Button Order Fail

By: Tenebrus

Tenebrus — Thu, 28 Oct 2010 10:47:46 +0000

I have the very same security system at home, and i’m fluent in english, however i didn’t make the same connection as the guy who uploaded it…
But now that he mentioned it…i can never leave my home with a straight face

By: zaphod bleebox

zaphod bleebox — Sun, 08 Aug 2010 14:49:00 +0000

I have same model at home as well,but in Spain FAP means nothing, a worthless fail

By: ThePunkers

ThePunkers — Sun, 08 Aug 2010 03:05:54 +0000

Well i guess its best to have it on speed dial

By: DiazSucksOffHisDad

DiazSucksOffHisDad — Sat, 07 Aug 2010 18:37:59 +0000

Fighting over who submitted this retarded post = FAIL

diaz – gtfo the internet

By: MNMS

MNMS — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 23:05:25 +0000

lol

By: Glynn

Glynn — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 19:04:57 +0000

That would only be a fail if it were a phone made for Hebrew people. But is still a better fail than for what it was posted.

By: huh?

huh? — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 23:57:40 +0000

That is a much better FAIL than the FAP thing. That actually is humorous.

By: huh?

huh? — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 23:54:11 +0000

um…I didn’t get it, and I speak English in America. I learned something new today. yay for me.

By: Torre

Torre — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 17:05:07 +0000

LMAO I have this same model at my house.

By: hopev716

hopev716 — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 03:13:08 +0000

I never knew this would get to the front page o.o

I shouldn’t have submitted it anonymously :\

By: maxsteele2

maxsteele2 — Tue, 03 Aug 2010 21:57:12 +0000

Now that’s what I call phone sex!

By: Viola

Viola — Tue, 03 Aug 2010 00:36:12 +0000

By: Shaun

Shaun — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 19:28:41 +0000

FAP is not a word and THIS IS NOT A FAIL, you boneheads. It’s a home alarm and it means Fire, Auxilary, and Police! One button call to Fire Dept, Police, and Aux is one you set up yourself.

By: Diaz

Diaz — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 18:14:46 +0000

gtfo of the internet

By: Glynn

Glynn — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 16:56:44 +0000

I didn’t get this either. Came to the comments to see if there was an explanation. Now that it’s been explained, it’s not funny. Nor do I think it’s a fail. I think it’s a fail for it being put up as a fail. And sorry, but i’m neither an idiot nor ignorant and still didn’t know that FAP was slang for masturbation. Also don’t think it required the types of comments that it got, but I have found that it’s the usually ignorant idiot who accuses someone else of being so.

By: Diaz

Diaz — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 15:37:22 +0000

Yes call the cyber police an YA DUN GOOFED

By: Allison

Allison — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 14:12:53 +0000

Ok, here’s what I’ve understood from the brilliant conversations on this fail.

1. FAP stands for Fire, Ambulance, Police.
2. Fap is also slang for masturbation used in the UK, but not the US.
3. Most of the people who follow this site are in the US.
4. Thus, many people don’t understand the reference.

I think its just a little bit of Failblog not knowing their audience. It doesn’t have to be some crazy argument.

By: deusprogrammer

deusprogrammer — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 12:55:22 +0000

I posted the same thing a year ago, and they never put it up.

By: Bug

Bug — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 11:09:20 +0000

I think a FAIL is when you try to do anything and goes wrong, this is not a fail.

By: jim or jack i forget

jim or jack i forget — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 10:53:00 +0000

speaking of which did you see the water slide loop. how cool is that idea. if the run up ramp was a bit taller and he sat on 1 of those rubber mats that goes super fast I bet he would make it. A lot of time went into that hope they stick with it.

By: jim or jack i forget

jim or jack i forget — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 10:48:08 +0000

LAME FAIL. the fact a 12y old posted it says it all. If I was a 12y old I would maybe laugh (probably not but you know). I didn’t know failblog had turned to childish rubbish, bring back the real fails.

By: Ed

Ed — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 07:25:20 +0000

Retarded english slang… not funny at all … and f*cking dumb

By: Jay

Jay — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 07:14:24 +0000

Just dumb. I think a pic of this being posted as a fail is more fail-worthy.

By: cmfalls

cmfalls — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 06:36:21 +0000

I wouldn’t be so sure that the majority of people actually know what this is supposed to mean–not everyone leaves comments. I had no idea what this was and I have been on the internet for more years than some of you have been alive.

By: C

Mon, 02 Aug 2010 06:00:15 +0000

Mine says the same thing. D: I was gonna post it eventually…

By: FF

FF — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 04:26:33 +0000

im not from USA and i understand the fap meaning

By: Jay2

Jay2 — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 03:48:52 +0000

No, you get off the Internetz! Or I call Cyber Police!

By: tygo68

tygo68 — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 03:21:54 +0000

i work at a bank and this is on our key pad too:
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q15/jweber68/FAPFAPFAP.jpg

By: jennisays

jennisays — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 02:01:44 +0000

so hope you are joking. all you have to do…oh, never mind, you are either joking or an idiot and you wouldn’t get it anyway so you can just go on believing that.

By: LloydLlewellyn

LloydLlewellyn — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 01:22:45 +0000

“onomatoepic” is quite epic, too

By: nzm1536

nzm1536 — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 16:32:43 +0000

Guys, stop the bs. Cheezburger network was related to internet culture, memes and netspeak since its creation. The fact that you don’t know the internet slang is your fault, not failblog’s.

By: nzm1536

nzm1536 — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 16:28:37 +0000

Oh wow, Cpt. Obvious and his defective clone brother

By: Jude

Jude — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 15:47:35 +0000

I always thought failblog was pretty clever and funny. Reading the posts in support of this lame fail makes me realize that, for some, clever is less important than a mediocre masturbation joke–and calling people names who don’t get it seems to be equally onanistic for them. So sad.

By: Diaz

Diaz — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 15:09:29 +0000

if you don’t understand it it does not mean that is a fail it means that you are a fail

By: wee

wee — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 15:00:32 +0000

“The real fail is identifying this is a fail.”
- as a fail?…you fail.

By: Dacling

Dacling — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 14:44:06 +0000

Most people got it, why do you think it made it to the front page and why there are only a few people saying “Most people don’t get it”. Newsflash, you aren’t everyone, just because you don’t get it doesn’t mean that no one else does either.

By: Lowenbrau

Lowenbrau — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 13:24:05 +0000

If you have to look it up, then it’s a fail of a fail.

By: ThatKidDackall

ThatKidDackall — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 11:33:14 +0000

england, america, ireland, scotland, wales… any country that speaks english gets it. And seeing as the site is in english you can see why the poster would assume that people would get it.
You are way too over the top against england, bordering on xenophobia

By: ThatKidDackall

ThatKidDackall — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 11:27:05 +0000

thankyou nobody on here knew that

By: mandy

mandy — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 11:11:07 +0000

Hmmm it’s sad to see the quality of fail being diluted… FAP harhar
Go back to those first fail entries, and enjoy. This FAP is like mildly amusing, at max!

By: anus

anus — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 10:59:22 +0000

yes

By: Hak

Hak — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 10:53:28 +0000

i thinks it a win altough it should be one button

By: neo_

neo_ — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 09:33:18 +0000

hahaha its funny cuz you said “outdo itself” implying that this site masturbates vigurously

By: mex

mex — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 09:27:30 +0000

lol whats so funny about it?
its a mexican alarm
FAP
stands for Fuego, Ambulancia, Policia (fire, ambulance and police)

By: Phil

Phil — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 08:10:01 +0000

Stupid part about it is that you have to hold them in for several seconds before the system dials out. It’s almost faster to call 911…unless you have vonage – then you’re screwed.

By: Phil

Phil — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 08:07:44 +0000

I have the DSC Power 810 panel which has the LCD but the same keypad. In the 11 years I’ve had it in my house I’ve never noticed the layout.

@ Security Tech – How the hell do I set up a duress code on my system?

By: Security Tech

Security Tech — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 06:44:26 +0000

I’m a security tech, and I see this like 3-4 times a day and never twigged! DSC make very nice security systems and I never twigged! LOL

By: Cory

Cory — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 06:10:35 +0000

If people have to google or urbandictionary FAP to get why this is a fail, then this fail is a fail.

By: anonona

anonona — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 05:30:16 +0000

If you don’t know what fap means, get off the internet.

By: Azkyroth

Azkyroth — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 04:52:06 +0000

…or “knowing their customers win.”