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Friday Rewind: Elephant Handler Fail

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  1. shan says:

    He should check out the anus burger

  2. Zarathustra says:

    this guy needs to wash his hair

  3. lol says:

    FIRST LOLOLOLOL

  4. Matt says:

    First? Haha. He got a good look at the elephant’s ass…or inside it, rather.

  5. damifoe says:

    First!
    That is an old video

  6. SecretAris says:

    How grose!

  7. ema says:

    OMG I never expected that – did you hear the sound? EWWWWWWW

  8. lol says:

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    • satsumo says:

      Are you on speed or something? You’re the most hyperactive commenter ever. You even talk to yourself if nobody replies.

  9. b33tsAch says:

    LOLOLOLOL @ TEH BEETSACKS?!?!?!?

  10. Clockwork says:

    I wonder what he’d have done had he been alone.
    What a way to go that would’ve been.

  11. Jennypen says:

    dear god bleh

  12. Chelsea says:

    I feel worse for the elephant than the guy.

  13. Mike says:

    Own’t

  14. Lindsay says:

    Right up to the shoulders!

  15. DivaPie says:

    Gross me the f*ck out =:(

  16. Hartog says:

    Mwuaahhahahahaha!!!!!1!!1one!one1!!

  17. OINK says:

    Elephants are the symbol of Thailand — where our in laws live. They kill an alarming number of people worldwide, including handlers who’ve been with them a long time. Think of them in terms of crocodiles, i.e. don’t get close.

  18. Awwww, the elephant just wanted a little head….

  19. remo says:

    Fetish Elephant comes to the doctor: “Oh, doc, since yesterday I have some strange pain down there”

  20. blue says:

    MMMMMM I wonder if he’s single?

  21. hoooah says:

    what if it was a vigina :D

  22. plasticbuses says:

    OMG i laughed so hard….soooo funny..and yet soo disturbing…

  23. Tommy Boy says:

    Well, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher’s ass… No, wait. It’s gotta be your bull.

  24. johnson442 says:

    And here we see our Elephant Trainer.
    Just before he quit his job.

  25. johnson442 says:

    And you thought YOUR job sucked!!!

    • dr.mooseballs says:

      No, actually my job is pretty cool

      • Dynamo says:

        So not only do you check moose balls you also check elephant prostates. Next time you should try wearing a miner’s helmet so that you can actually see something.

  26. Mitter says:

    FAKE!!!

    obviously fake…

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOH!!!

    • Dee says:

      Not fake that did happen xD

    • Boomshank says:

      So, what do YOU reckon is more disturbing:
      Getting your head stuck up an elephant’s pooper
      OR
      Feeling the need to fake such an event (for posterity, perhaps)
      ?

      • 5150 says:

        Probably because most muscles take awhile to go back to their original shape once they’ve been “taxed”.

      • satsumo says:

        If its not faked, how did he accidently create enough force to get his head into an elephants ass. It’s hardly like thats going to happen casually is it?

        Also the ‘elephant’ (the small part you can see) never moves, not so much as a twitch. You’d think a large object rammed up the anus would cause most animals to respond. Why does his head come out clean?

        Retching is simple to fake.

    • random dude says:

      its fake? then Prove it

      • Erf says:

        Fake!
        Fact 1: Why is somebody filming? Knowing that this happen in a poor country, why they had a camera? Why we can’t see the entier elefant?
        Fact 2: In the begining of the video, they said it can be realy dangerous, you could be steppt on or crushed, why the does the elephant don’t move?

        On the other side it looks so real and it’s so hilarous xD that this must have realy happen ><

  27. stepo says:

    damn thats old… the interwebz is just slightly older :p

  28. Nate says:

    good job shithead

  29. vanessa says:

    Poor elephant he’s probably going to start suffering from Hemorrhoids. Big nasty Elephant-sized hemorrhoids…

  30. moron says:

    that is so old….

  31. la says:

    why was someone filming that guy so closely?
    were they expecting head in elephant bum action?

  32. Anonymous says:

    i wonder if he opened his eyes while he was in.

  33. RedWhiteAndBoom says:

    sh!thead

  34. Julie says:

    Eheh heh heh

    I wonder if he kissed his wife after he got home from work.

  35. TheMan says:

    I’d love to see what happens when he goes home that day and his wife asks “Hey honey how was work? What did you get to do today?”

  36. stfu says:

    omfg! I almost vomited myself, thats INCREDIBLE!

  37. Wih says:

    That’s a russian elephant

  38. Lizard says:

    People = Elephant’s Gerbils

  39. rs says:

    Holy elephant shit!!

  40. raelalt says:

    Man, talk about having to kiss ass on your job.

  41. raelalt says:

    Knowing how badly elephants are treated in circuses it probably saw a good opportunity for a little payback.

  42. 777 says:

    It’s 3d rendering, I’m a graphic designer.

  43. Anonymous says:

    eeeewwwwwwwww!!!!

    xo

  44. whateva says:

    777 you’re an idiot. This video is way to old to be rendered.

  45. Anonymous says:

    Proctology exam win?

  46. jarjarbinks says:

    silly wabbit

  47. ungh! says:

    “Mooooooon Riverrrrrrrrr….”

  48. NoLie says:

    No amount of shampoo, mouthwash, facial scrub, alcohol, medication & therapy could ever wash off the FAIL this guy will carry with him for the rest of his life!

  49. nintendogs says:

    hot steamy butt secks

  50. chuy says:

    WHY WHY A MEXICAN ZOO WE DONT HAVE ZOO YOU IGNORANT BASTARD!!!

  51. J-Dogg says:

    That has to be one of the grossest things that can possibly happen to you. That must have hurt his head (and ego).

  52. Pau says:

    So what did you do at work today, honey…?

  53. failwin says:

    Yeah, I definitely would have vomited too. Just seeing it makes me nauseated.

  54. PDXOtaku says:

    So…did it go in the pink or in the stink? Cuz it seems like it went in rather easy…

    Whut?

  55. Anonymous says:

    Had he been wearing a miner’s lamp, he could have passed it off as an exam.

  56. s says:

    damn, heads up the ass

  57. WEOPRIU says:

    in soviet russia elephant…………anyone got any good ideas?

  58. Dragonwriter says:

    What a way to get a job demotion…! This trainer went from being #1 to #2.

  59. Anonymous says:

    It’s rather creepy how well the people’s movements were syncing with the music I had on.

  60. Original Name... Not says:

    In America, we shove it up yours…

    In Soviet Russia, elephant shoves _you_ up it.

    … Wow, I can’t believe I actually typed that.

  61. Mina says:

    Oh god. That would classify as the worst day of my life ever.

    • MrDan says:

      - Rupert, you’ll never guess what happened to me today
      - ??
      - I got my head up an elephant’s crack…
      - Oh, so you’re actually doing your wife eh ? We were wondering with the guys…

  62. Ama says:

    Is anybody else disturbed at how you can vaguely hear him screaming inside the elephant’s ass?

  63. anon says:

    Elephant sense of humor WIN!

  64. sunny beach says:

    HAHA, that was brilliant

  65. PennyPopcorn says:

    Soooo old, but still funny.

  66. Kitty McGhee says:

    this vid, though old, made me happy! The guy was very lucky to have survived that. Sure, he can never live down being called a sh!thead, but hey that’s life, right? I loved how there was an immediate vomit action…too bad you didn’t get a good shot at that.

  67. XShorTy says:

    what what what in the butt!

  68. Ra says:

    HEAD-SHOT

  69. ABBY says:

    Enema WIN?

  70. Scott A says:

    Elephant colon disaster!

    This reminds me of a Darwin Award (I think confirmed, not sure) about an elephant handler being killed when the elephant had explosive diarrhea.. Apparently it surprised him, he jerked and fell back, hit his head, knocked himself unconscious, and drowned.

    Sad!

  71. Anonymous says:

    More like Headass!

  72. Anonymous says:

    Elephant handler? More like elephant HEADler!

    In soviet Russia, elephant sticks its head up YOUR ass!

  73. RogueThree says:

    What’s wrong, Ted? You got a human up your ass again?

  74. alexi says:

    laughing my ass off!!!
    “now hes packed into a pachyderm.”
    that kid is packin’ fudge!
    seen it b4 though, but not from this guy.

  75. Anonymous says:

    Mexican stuff gives me shitting problems too.

  76. Anonymous says:

    Somewhere in Japan a guy is rubbing one out to this.

  77. codeshack says:

    Not so much a fail, methinks… more of a pwnage!

  78. haley says:

    elephant ass win

  79. Yup!
    Also gives whole new meaning to “Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me!”

  80. codeshack says:

    ASSphyxiation FTW!

  81. concerned says:

    only in Mexico

  82. Ozzy Girl says:

    And this is how he gets his 15mins of fame! Someone call The Man Show!

  83. apocryphal says:

    The word “head” is gonna need a new line on its entry in the dictionary.

    Head
    —>Give head (v.) Slang: vulgar. 1. To perform fellatio 2. Anal penetration with the head.

    Human deviancy reaching new heights. Or lows. *goes to find brain bleach*

    Quite literally a shitty day at work.

  84. scooter pie says:

    Failingest fail what ever failed.

  85. Fail Funnies says:

    What a great job to have there.

  86. MentalFloss says:

    The handler: Fail.

    The narrator: Epic Win.

  87. skipjack says:

    That video totally looks staged to me… you can’t tell me he couldn’t pull his head out on his own. What a doofus.

  88. GuilliMichen teh 8th says:

    AND SHE LAUGHS! XD WIN!

  89. audrey says:

    evolution, anyone?
    “it’s horrible in here!!!”

  90. ShawnL says:

    Considering the crap he’s gotten into in the past, Stacy Keach really is in no position to mock this guy. FAIL.

  91. listen says:

    if you listen closley you can hear muffeled screams when the dude is stuck!

  92. RastaCinderella says:

    i knew it…the donkey show has gotten old!

  93. Kerghan says:

    lol. its a xkcd reference.

  94. fail says:

    what a sh%t head

  95. ummm says:

    all of the comments should be about a guy with his head in an elephant’s ass, to which i say oh god ohhhhhgod oh godd ohgodohg

  96. Scott G says:

    Please….I don’t care what TV show it was on, this is so obviously faked that it isn’t even funny. If any of the lengthy list of fake tipoffs need to be explained to you, then you will simply be too dim to understand the explanation.

  97. justathought says:

    first

  98. bannana886 says:

    wow nasty

  99. Brian says:

    Head up an elephant’s @$$ … why does Rush Limbaugh come to mind?

  100. Wayne Coleman says:

    This is the funniest video on the entire net. If I was that girl, I would have had to take off the entire week so as not to laugh every time I saw the co-worker…

  101. attorneys says:

    ow, what a horrible place to be stuck!

  102. Wayne says:

    I have this on my desktop. Everytime I need a good laugh, it is there.

  103. Mouse says:

    Bloggy taking shortcuts on the Friday Rewind?

  104. Luca says:

    Old fail is old…

    BTW I’m sure noone who reads this comment has read all the comments above, so… FIRST!!!!

  105. Divine Goddess of the Cuddle Puddle says:

    Where the hell did this come from?!?!?

  106. Troll says:

    elephant surprise but sex?

    P.S. too old for being fake

  107. Benee says:

    Elephant handler FAIL but Elephant anal sex WIN!!!

  108. wigga says:

    it’s kinda all i saw dat be4

  109. mageguru says:

    Geez this is older WWW, and most of all the posters here.

  110. Jay says:

    I feel sorry for the elephant.

  111. Mack says:

    What an asshat

  112. m. says:

    this is soooooooooooooooooooo old.

  113. gogo1 says:

    Hi, sorry can´t se the video thers a f…king advert video on its place.
    cheers.

  114. Bert says:

    Nice hat mate

  115. G says:

    I can’t watch videos here anymore with commercials before the video. I won’t do it!

  116. G says:

    especially to watch a video thats years old! FAILBlog FAIL!

  117. Echo Hawk says:

    That’s not shopped, that’s staged and poor, the trunk and ass are completely fake.. this is a fail for failblog.. what were you thinking..

  118. Wayne says:

    It was more realistic looking when they didn’t try to zoom in on it. Now, it is not as funny. Why didn’t they leave it the way it was?

  119. jgt2598 says:

    That trainer should hope the elephant doesn’t press sexual assault charges.

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  123. Seth says:

    You’ve been doing too much coke, George. Your wife’s name is Laura.


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