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C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!! reply
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!! (Keep it going)
i’m cool ;D
my name is not much more important to you than that blueberry pancake over there which you didn’t even notice because you’re not really hungry and you’d rather just drink a nice cup of warm mint tea’s reply
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!! C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!! of the C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
C-C-C-COMBO wait what. . .
C-C-C-COMBO NUTS BREAKER!!!
T-T-T-THAT SOUNDS PAINFUL!!!
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C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
stupid girls fail
Yap :3 Everybody knows bieber is not a lesbian xD
He(/she) Fails at everything else that he(/she) does, so why not escaping crazed, insand fangirls?
omg bieber
Haha, not sure what he was thinking here. “Need to escape screaming fan girls! Quick! Fetch me the slowest vehicle imaginable!”
Should have sprung for the five speed Segway.
Who Said She Wanted To Escape?
I did, just two comments ago
Who said IT wanted to escape?
Went from a she to it nice
Oooh I see what you did there. Well well.
It’s about time to invent a Sedgeway with Monstertruck tires!
Did anyone else saw the girl tumbling?
who could have missed that?
Bieber is FAIL by default, no question about it. The greater FAIL is with the brainwashed crowd that runs after him like he’s somebody.
+1
Probably +1 but who or what is a ‘beiber’?
megalip, you fail as well… WHO DOESN’T KNOW WHO JUSTIN BIEBER IS?
Well, me for one.
Is he so very important that everyone should have heard of him and not to have done so is a fail?
What did he do?
Find a cure for cancer? A source of clean renewable energy? Start or stop a war? Win a Nobel prize?
It must have been something of truly great import to make lack of knowledge of it a fail.
To be honest I think it’s a win that he doesn’t now who justin bieber is
whats beiber a palindrome
imbeciles dont care enough to see
Don’t try to figure out what it is/does.
She’s Nickelodeon’s latest pop singer sellout. I honestly have no idea why she’s famous.
shes a teenage heart throbe and even more amazing the girls that scream for him think shes a guy
+900000
ITS OVER 9000!!
ITS OVER 900000!!*
It’s equal to 900000.
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
Amazing that they were able to pay so many girls to pretend that Bieber actually matters
Who’s up for some beavers?
Quickly Robin! To the Segway???
I think I’m getting a stitch, Batman!
Pull yourself together!
Nothing is faster than a segway! Those goons will never catch us! Hah! Wait… uh oh.
What does Batman say to Robin before they get in the Bat-mobile?
“Did you bring condoms?”
“and lube?”
Loons, they’re all loons.
I like balloons, they make my voice sound funny.
*ponders becoming a famous singer with the help of helium*
It seems to work for people like T-Pain.
HAHAHA! That kid probably just wants to go home and play video games.
Too bad he will only escape the showbiz by driving under drug influence or shaving himself a bald head.
Chimpanzee Riding A Segway! Bam bam bam bam bam!
first thing that came to my mind! hahaha
dont that lady look surprised?
Is it bieber a kind of corn?
In a way, yes.
Good LORD. How many fails have we had today?
Elebenty million. Or so.
OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND!
*gets shot*
Justine Beiber is hot.
*shakes head* Words fail me….
Everyone stay calm! I think they’re joking…
I hope.
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*most epic facepalm in the world*
That’s alot of lesbians!
I love you.
you sir have won the internets…. is 100 enough?
Quite good, thank you.
I was about to make the same comments as you did…I’m suing you for half of the internets.
yeah! I’d totally do her, but I’m not a dyke…
Huh? I don’t get it? What is that Biebs thing
Justin Bieber is an androginous ladyboy popstar. And 12 year-old girls for some reason go all wet-pussy about him.
I think if Hitler really wanted to portray the Jews as disgusting sub-human life forms, he would have been better off to compare them to teenage girls rather than rats. Look at this video! They’re totally mindless screaming bags of water who only serve the purpose of being baby factories for child molesters. They are clearly demonstrating a lack of any intelligence whatsoever.
that’s a win comment
WIN. That comment made my day.
win comment
lol win comment FTW!
That Guy, you are a freaking tool. Just because those poor, misguided girls lack taste doesn’t give you the right to make a comment like that.
Seriously, man, it’s not cool.
learn to reply “Dude”
Just because you like someone, there’s no excuse to act like that.
Because we can
I think I know the thinking behind this. “Some teenagers like Justin Beiber, so I’ll just try to cheer my bitter self up this morning by bashing all teenagers in a disgustingly disrespectful way. Yeah. Sounds like a plan.”
yea, that just about sums it up!
Ugly Bags of Mostly Water!
Agreed.
I will print That Guy’s comment and hang it up in a museum.
after watching this i have to believe that he is some kind of
geniusintelligentsorry, i ran out of positive things to say…shwoops.
im slightly stupid myself.
PLEASE KILL ME
*slaps istibin in the face five times*
Who said you can die? Man up! We need to fight the Bieber apocalypse, so stop being a p**sy!
Ahh Biebs… that’s what the lack of a pre-frontal cortex will do to you… give it about ten more years when your brain fully develops… or maybe get a license to drive in the meantime?
GET TO DA SEGWAY
btw, this world is gone to s**t
There’s no getaway in Segway HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
He’ll lean himself to freedom!!!
he sucks penis, HAHAHAHAA
8===D~~~ (‘O’) <=== thats beiber LOL xD
what are the squiggles? Little laser guns of semen? What kind of dicks have you seen? Power ranger’s?
what, did you expect him to draw realistic jizz with ASCII characters?
Just when I thought this scene could not be any more ridiculous (Justin Bieber has screaming fans?) he jumps on a segway to escape…. When did they cast him in a Rocky and Bullwinkle live action?
+1
SO MANY JEAN BOOTY SHORTS…. SO MANY.
Also, Justin Beiber sucks man tit.
ive never seen so many 12 year old girls with tank tops and booty shorts on……
True… I can imagine how much this world is going to suck when they all grow up.
He should watch the Beatles, A Hard Days Night to learn how to get away from screaming girls.
amen. amen.
AMEN BROTHER!
My thought’s exactly
What are you guys talking about?
I won’t even waste my time trying to figure out if you are him or not, because either way, if you have that name, you fail.
You know it was a joke right? This is the name I usually go by.
now lets replace those tweens with zombies
Yeah… hungry zombies… with claws and chainsaws…
Oh I’ll have dreams tonight…
*:twisted: I mean xD
*
HOLY SH!T!
“Oh no, tween zombie girls! TO THE SEGWAY!!!”
I can’t believe I’m saying this. Something seems fishy about this scene. I almost wonder if it is a shoot for a music video. It just appears to be so outrageous it can’t be real…oh who am I kidding this is Justin Beiber and a bunch of its rabid fan girls. Or should I say zombies? Wait no that would be an affront to ZA’s kind.
*head asplodes trying to grapple with this*
Next time that retard should take a Turtle lol.
Turtle power!
lol this proves he’s gay
die slow
You, sir, are totally random. Your earlier reply to this fail didn’t even make any sense:
“whats beiber a palindrome
imbeciles dont care enough to see”
I agree.
Bieber fans over 18 are totally pedo… imagine if those were men screaming over a little girl? Chris Hansen would have a field day. *over megaphone/* “I want you all to take a seat, right over there.”
It’s a shame really, so many young girls who will never have sex.
Yeah… I’d never go out with a bieber fan in case they started talking about him
He looks like Professor X from X-men in a fancy nieuw rolling thingy.
Go-go-gadget speed bike.
I need to get behind a revolving door to be safe.
I swear these things are impenetrable.
Listen, you can hear him singing as he runs away…
“Quickly to the Bieber Mobile!” *Theme Music*
We all know that JB sucks like hell. Now, if you excuse me, I got some street fighting to attend to.
LOL, just kidding. But seriously, JB really sucks.
Proudly The only thing i know of Bieber is the name. I can’t waist much time on gossip shit and the pitch of noisy fans. I’m a cereal dude.
Mostly anything that can be abbreviated as JB sucks:
Justin Bieber and Jonas Brothers. EEW.
hey, i don’t suck.
All those girls…in short shorts(; Just more proof he’s either very gay or he, or should I say she, is really Justine Beaver. *In a girly voice* “I’m saving myself for the right girl.” What a pussy. And btw no Pedo on this comment I’m 15.
Don’t worry, you’ll still kind of like underage girls when you’re over 18, but you’ll learn to stay away from them only for the sake of not going to jail.
It’s a sad fact, bro.
I’m 20 and have to live with having three hot 16 year-old chicks for neighbors… I can’t touch them because of their age.
IMO it’s okay to desire underage girls after 18, as long as you don’t really touch them.
You know, I once met Bieber’s former step-Mom. Kinda interesting knowing I sat on the same couch that Bieb sat on while growing up. In an unrelated note, I am not a Bieber fan.
wwweeeeiiiirrrd. So it’s parents are split up? interesting…
that would explain his (sarcasm) heart wrenching songs that speak true about the real world.
Like his dead hamster. It’s an awful fact that hamsters die, politicians should do something about hamster mortality!
Hope you left a ripper fart on that counch.
I was born on the same month, day and year as bieber!
*edit* We have the exact same derpday
woes me
why hot girls like gay looking boys?
becuase sometimes the gay ones are the hot ones. *sigh* Not it, though.
Fail on him and the squealing fan girls.
They need to get a life.
I agree with you, Justin Bieber is a homo that should be getting a life.
I think the fangirls can be forgiven, though, for the following reason:
#1- Early teenage girls = A lot of hormones. So they’re all squealink and shrieking about him in a hormonal response to his presence.
#2- “Getting a life” is not really an option for teenagers, they can’t legally get jobs, they can’t legally go to parties, so all teenie girls do all day is “hang out with ma gal friends” and shriek at and chase androginous young popstars in the eventuality of them passing by.
#3- The Media (Disney in this case) hammers useless worthless popstar advertisement on these poor little girls’ minds. So it’s not their fault that they were “somehow” brainwashed to love a 16 year-old boy who didn’t even achieve puberty yet… Which is weird, because I was 11 when I did.
Anyways, Bieber sucks, fangirls are just poor Disney zombies
I was going to type something, but you pretty much summed it all up for me. You should become a preacher.
they just want his under developed genitials
they just want his under developed genitals
AH! They’re like crows swarming over a dead body.
You mean vultures?
Uh crows like dead meat too moron….
Poor guy… opps, sorry.. Poor girl rather.
Those women like their boy-hymen. All was fail.
What happened to these girls??? Is it an epidemic of a new form of the T-virus that turns them into shrieking zombies?
And why the hell are they shrieking like that? What do they think it will achieve? I’m being serious when I say that it really looks like some natural reflex that women have when they get excited, like when dogs wave their tails, and thinking that women are capable of uncontrollable shrieking in response to excitement is very disturbing. I heard girls shriek before, like at concerts and all, but I just never realized how insane it is.
Urgh I really wish it was an outbreak of zombie outbreak instead of *that*. Then we would be free to shoot/electrocute/crush/drown/freeze/melt/chop/burn them. (And frankly I do think they should be put out of their misery. It’s just not humane to leave them like that. They’d ask for it if they realized what’s happened to them).
I heard like 5 seconds of one of his songs once. I will concede that he can sing, but his singing voice sounds like it would fit better on a four year old girl. Overall I don’t like him enough to listen to his music, and I don’t hate him enough to wish death upon him. I just acknowledge his exsistence and get back to my ‘Dark Side of the Moon’ album.
ye, same here, but it is fun to kid…
Billy Gilman was a young kid in the country scene years ago, but now that he’s fully matured his voice and all, no one knows who he is, even within country. Once Biebs’ voice starts to mature, we may not see him for years immediately and after that, we may not even hear from him depending what happens.
Pink Floyd FTW
uhm …. seriously, who is this guy ?
You’re better off not knowing, like a goatse. Don’t look that up either.
Indeed, or like a Merkin. Don’t look that up either.
Or a Lemon Party.
or a Blue Waffle. it sounds good, but its not!
or Special Fried Rice *shudder*
or Tubgirl.
keep’em coming.
Bieber could save herself a lot of trouble if she just came out and told the truth when a crowd of girls mobbed together:
“How many times must I tell you? I’m interested in *being* a girl, I’m not interested in being with one!”
look ! a big pile of screaming apes !
That’s what humans are…
This reminds me of dawn of the dead
Was going to say the same thing! Maybe I am Legend.
Or Resident Evil.
It’s official segways are the the gayest vehicle I’ve ever seen!
Put pink dildos all over the vehicles and Viola! The ideal vehicle for Justin Bieber.
I can’t believe that the same country that brought us Rush brought us this
idiot and his tasteless retard followers to the world
Yeah, and the same country that brought us Rush brought us Simple Plan too…
Rush’s pretty much the only thing Canada did right… And Hockey.
Not to insult anyone, but why are teenage girls retarded? I mean, I know I’d be pissing my pants with glee if I ran into Bruce Campbell or George Romero or what have you, but these kids are out of their minds. They’re shrieking like little prepubescent banshees over some kid who no one will remember in five years. It’s like watching a poorly done 28 Days Later fan video or something. Just sad and disturbing.
No no no, you are right, no offense is taken, although I will admit I havent been a teen girl for 12 years. However, I have met numerous of my favorite celebrities, Gerard Butler, Ryan and Dan Kowarski, Lenka, Leonard Nimoy and William Shatner, and in none of these occasions did I scream, cry or faint like a brainless fangirl. Well ok I might have been a little flustered when I met Gerard but nothing like these freaks! What the hell would they do to him when they caught him, Id like to know?? NO! I DONT!! D:
> why are teenage girls retarded?
No one may ever know…
No, no…the girls will remember the day they were in a mob chasing some young teenage boy, but they will not remember who it was.
and this is why i hate people…
Yes.
Nobody has mentioned that he hasn’t entered puberty yet. He’ll disappear off the face of the earth when it happens.
True.
I’m pretty sure he’s some sort of hermaphrodite who is reaching female puberty but not male puberty or something.
remember when miley cyrus and the jonas brothers got older?
Me neither.
Well, Miley Cyrus became a slut, and all three Jonas’s turned emo. A kid is not meant to be famous. They have to finish high school, at the very least middle. They’ll be famous for 5 years, but guess what? When they go back to middle school to graduate from the 8th grade, they’ll get low marks because they’ll still retain “I can do whatever the hell I want ’cause I am famous” attitude and everyone will hate them. Don’t mention the fact that they’ll be 22 and wasting the best years of their lives. After the pop is over, guess what? You’ll be stuck in 8th grade forever. And to all of us who are in or have been in 8th grade (anyone over 13, I hope – maybe 12 if you can control yourself, because that means you’re smart and skipped a grade) we all know its hell. God said he was a jealous one – and to become a man of worship is terrible in his eyes.
I dared to watch “The Diary of Justin Bieber” one day on some unknown station. He actually still takes school on the road, but literally has a one on one teacher. Easiest teaching job ever, wouldn’t you think? I’m sure many young stars get that kind of treatment.
I’m not convinced that beiber is a guy.
It would be very funny if she turns out to be a 20 year old girl.
Next Time use a Vehicle Justin.
You have to be able to get a license to drive one of those…
It ride by a hand,not an armpit,girl.
What’s gonna happen when he finally hits puberty and his voice finally changes? Will his fans stick around? Time can only tell!!
crazy bitches
hey there something wrong when i try to click on the video to play it dosnt work :L in all the videos i try to put :l
I never understood why people (girls especially) have to scream like they are murdered if they see one of their “stars”.
RUN BITCH RUUUUUUUUN!!!
Did anyone notice that the camera guy is filming alot of those girls bewbs and butts? ._.
That camera guy happens to be the newest employee on the TV company, mr. P. Bear.
This…is sad…
Yes! Trample Him! Or Her! Trample It until it dies! And then trample each other – none of you teenage girls deserve to live! Let there be massacre! Haha! *Tears of joy*
! beiber has alerted the horde!
GRAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGH!!
A horde of Witches no doubt…
Where’s a Charger when you really want one?
What exactly were they hoping to accomplish once they caught up to him?
RIP HIS LEGS OFF SO HE CAN NEVER LEAVE US AGAIN!
Well, here’s what I’m about to say
Justin Beiber: All of you girls are belong to me
And we say:
You are NOT CATS.
Fat ugly girls have a tendency to hunt in packs, creating a vicious frenzy of fatties which can render a Segway incapable of going faster than them. These truly are the kings of the savannah.
i’m glad the cops are using this to chase people these days xD
I wonder if they ran after her segway when it left.
He couldn’t run, his balls were weighing him down.
I CAN’T EVEN KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE WRITING THAT.
Poor Bieber doesn’t want to break a sweat
All I can do is pray that when Bieber hits puberty (if she/he ever does) we will finally be freed of his/her “music”.
P.S. Even though I’m a girl, I never understood the whole shrieking concept.
ROFL at 18 sec
Justin Bieber itself is a fail…
Hit the nos, hit the nos!!
Good thing It can’t reproduce
Don’t be silly…he’s probably already ovulating.
Yeah…figured that he’d run from a mob of females.
My god, i don’t believe my eyes!! This kid’s got Monty Burns written all over him!!! these defnly should make it to an episode. endless gags from start to finish
Where’d she go!?!
The fail here is the fact those girls think Bieber is talented enough to warrant this Beatles mania type of treatment, right? So the fail is aimed at our society as a whole because we have failed to pass on taste and good judgement to the younger generation.
How can a turd like him have so much nice-ass-fans??
Stupid little kid!
so JB doesn’t know what German is. Now, she doesn’t know how to escape properly…sad.
Eh, looks fake. Like for a music video or something.
Yes, teenage girls really do that. But where the hell did they all come from?
My facepalm just facepalmed.
The facepalm of my facepalm said some bad words, then facepalmed.
Dear FailBlog: I HATE your stupid ads.
The real fail is the way too long ad before the movie starts. It takes about 30seconds before you can watch a freakin 10sec clip. Furthermore it’s the same ad on each clip… byebye failblog.
WTF is with the commercials at the beginning of every video? There aren’t enough f***ing ads all over the f***ing page already??
Any girl who runs after that lesbian looking half boy, has proven her lack of worth to society.
Someone should have busted out the shotgun.
Dawn of the Dead 2
hahaha too bad Justin Bieber is gay
Bieber is a disgrace to lesbian hemaphrodites around the world, so are her fans. If you want real music, just wait until Ronnie gets out of jail.
I know Justin Bieber LOOKS like a 5th grader… but he sure isn’t smarter than one…
RUN FOREST…..RUUUUUNNNNN
Failblog really needs to change their guy on a bike logo with a silhouette of Bieber riding a Segway..
if those girls where zombies id be really happy lolz
TO THE Bieber-Mobile!!!