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because you’re mine….
I ww-a-a-lk th-th-th-the l-l-liiine
Either you thought Cash has a stutter, you bought second hand discs, or you have a terrible grasp of English…
Or you’re paralleling the wobbly line with wobbly speech
that’s the last time I hire Mr. Parkinson to draw my sidewalk
I hope he seizure complaint and does something about it!
Which hopefully doesn’t involve getting all out of controll.
These are some pretty shaky puns.
i gues he was fapping to the poster on the left during work
i guess he was fapping to the poster on the left during work
might have been distracted by the billboard poster on the left
Not first. Good, I hate being first, everybody nags me about it. But anyways, I think I saw that same straight line in a biography of a gay person.
Hahaha ;D tak to tylko w polsce ! ;D
yep, it’s in wroclaw to be precise. i knew i’m gonna find this bizarre white line on failblog one day.
I’d that it’s due to the asphalt melting from the heat, but hey! It’s always more fun to say your country is crap!
you’re sure? so why bike symbole has normal form?
Looks more like an “epic win for sloppy work” to me.
actually this happens when asphalt “moves”. Either because of the heat, of because the ground under it slides slightly.
Sorry Bee_Geeks, that senario would be correct under alot of cercumstances, but in this case, the operator disingaged his front locking tire and tried to free hand it out. Total lack of ability.
You fail harder than the guy who painted that sidewalk all jacked up. If what you said is true, the little bicycle things would be all warped as well.
it is if you look closely
I can see one of the bike symbols shifted, but I can’t see any shifting within any single bike symbol. Also, the right edge of the sidewalk doesn’t show that amount of shifting, nor does it show much, if any wiggles in the shift found in the stripe. I’m more inclinded to say the painter messed up the stripe.
are you blind??
The closest bike symbol is on an area of path that has almost no distortion on the while line. And the area of sidewalk with the white line badly screwed up has clearly sunk into the ground.
Yes, and all that explains why the edges of the sidewalk are almost perfectly straight. Sinking doesn’t explain why the middle is so crooked, first, it doesn’t look that severe, and the pavement would be far more visibly cracked.
The gay who painted it was riding a bike while doing the job…
Ooops, I meant “the guy”.
Comment Fail!
The guy painting the line was distracted by the bikini clad girl in the billboard on the left. Way in the back there.
haha and to think, I see this exact side walk every day (almost)…
A hundred bucks says this pic is taken and posted by an ED student… =D would be awesome anyhow… =D
Erectile dysfuction student?
The bikes are both going to and from on the same lane?
Wouldn’t that be a Sloppy Work WIN … wouldn’t the fail be in doing a good job?
You, sir, read my mind.
Welcome to Poland – the land of impossible ;P
True
May also be a “drunk at work and got away with it” WIN?
I’d more say it’s a bike way that can be used by drunk guys aswell without them leaving the border
Whoa! I’m from this city and I didn’t think that this picture will appear in here! BTW, that line is so strange from years…
If you’re Union and you know it, work like crap!
If you’re Union and you know it, work like crap!
If you’re Union and you know it,
Then your work will really show it,
If you’re Union and you know it, take a nap!
You have unions to thank for the 40 hour work week, 5 day work week, OT and holiday pay, safe workplaces… all of which were either codified into law or made standard practice thanks to unions bargaining and lobbying the government.
You have capitalism and technological innovations to thank for those things – there is more wealth to give workers because of innovations, and the gains in compensation to workers has increased as union membership has declined. It’s simply wrong to say workers would never have those things if it wasn’t for unions. Companies must compete with one another to attract workers, and that has brought up compensation – both in wage and non-wage form.
Actually renato, even though I’m pro-Unions and a Socialist you’re wrong about that.
In both Europe and America the average person today works LONGER than ever before.
Unions are a positive, without question, despite the Capitalist attempts to sabotage them… However, to say they’ve cut work hours is bullshit. As workhours haven’t been cut lol
It’s one thing to support Unions. It’s another thing to make up s**t about what they’ve done lol.
Also you’re wrong too Michael.
The part about unions helping cut working hours might be true, maybe not now, but in era long ago. After the industrial revolution, there were people working 16 hour days as a standard practice, and unionization was one of those things credited for bringing that down.
So how come all the Union members I’ve had the ‘pleasure’ of dealing with whine about not getting enough overtime (to the point of actually slowing down work and missing deadlines so they can make that time and a half)? ‘Collective bargaining’ is just a euphemism for ‘I’m too useless by myself and if it wasn’t for a thousand other people like me, with government backing, I wouldn’t have a pot to piss in.’
What the hell did they do? Did they hire a retarded zippy midget to do the paint job?
That particular “Mr. Parkinson” must be surely unionized.
tylko w polsce..
that line WAS straight. cheap pavement and hot sun were altering that wonderful white line.
ooo, my lovely poland. It’s only possible in this country ;d
yaaa its wroclaw actually
just round the corner from where i live
LOL
I live near too. This street names Plac Powstancow Warszawy, city Wroclaw, country Poland. Link below shows photographer position.
http://maps.google.pl/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=pl&geocode=&q=wroc%C5%82aw,+krasinskiego&sll=52.025459,19.204102&sspn=6.627164,19.753418&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Zygmunta+Krasi%C5%84skiego,+Wroc%C5%82aw,+Dolno%C5%9Bl%C4%85skie&ll=51.107768,17.045331&spn=0.000825,0.002411&t=h&z=19
I was 100% sure it was Poland.
Just looking at this line I knew it has to be Poland…
And it is!
Exactly..
It just had to be Poland.
there is nothing special that’s normal in poland
there is small gallery of those funny things http://www.tvn24.pl/10380,2052256,0,0,1,0,drogowe-absurdy-w-zdjeciach-internautow,slupy-na-drogach,galeria.html
That’s awesome!
It used to be straight….but then the asphalt melted
Micheal J Fox’s part time job isn’t as great of work as it was 20 years ago…
Bad paint job…or plate tectonics?
I’m still trying to figure out whether asphault can endure that amount of shear every couple feet and not have major cracking and buckling at most of those wiggles. I still think a drunken line painter is a more likely explanation. Plate tectonics would explain part of the stuff in the distance, but I don’t think it explains any more than the offset in the distance.
no i chuj
it was earthquake
seems someone was nervous on the first day of the job
Seems like PUI
This is POLAND!!
No! This is SPARTAAAA!!!!!!!!
I bet the police pull over drunk drivers here, just to give hilarious field sobriety tests.
Nah, it’s only America that uses sobriety tests. In Britain, Europe and most of the world we have these things called ‘breathalysers’.
o, wrocław.
Police! Be sure not to tell drunken people to walk the line within a 60 yard radius. – o.o –
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Hah! I see that Polish “good roads” now are famous in the “Big World”
It’s no matter that asphalt is cheap or “line painter” was drunk or had Parkinson’s disease. We all see the effect …
BTW, extremely straight line. Just made for bike drivers on the “double gas”…
Greetings from Poland!
Thanks for the reminder; I had forgotten the other side of the sidewalk was for bikes about 10 feet ago.
i think i see a self-imposed metaphor here for people riding bikes.
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