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Egg-cellent!!
*counts 10 chickens*
You aren’t supposed to count them yet.
…or put them all in one basket.
he didn’t, they are in two baskets
I only see one basket, so my guess is you’ve been drinking too much. Or not enough, I keep forgetting how it works with you. The point is you haven’t drank the right amount yet.
Well, actually they are in a basket and a bucket to be precise
The basket is lying in like a KFC bucket or something :/
Which came first? The chicken or the road?
the question is an eggnigma
You’re yolking right!?
Please tel me this is ova?….
Aw, sweetie…you look like a shell of your usual self.
She’s gone insane in the membrane.
Eggnock, nock.
THIS IS OVA!!!!
*dances the meringue*
You guys crack me up.
I think your ex-egg-erating a bit.
The chicken came first because roads don’t come, even when you call them.
You can lead a road to Rome but you can’t make it drink.
roads don’t cum.at all.
eggegg
eggactly what the doctor order
there is clearly 11eggs there:D
Correct!
that’s an accurate eggstimate
Those must be from the golden, er, chicken! Because that seems a bit pricey for eggs.
it is a bit eggstream
Not if each egg contains a boneless chicken dinner.
One of them has a golden ticket inside…
how eggstaordinary
Who the heck sells eggs at a liquor store???
they must suffer from Eggnosia
Mixers! In addition to egg nog, many drinks are made with eggs. “Like what, LCB?” you ask. Well, I’ll tell you:
Rhode Island Red Tea
Harvey Coop Banger
Slow Comfortable Cluck
Manhatthen
Bawkila Sunrise
And Many More
DO NOT try to make egg nog with Bacardi 151.
Despite being clear in color, it does not qualify as “light” rum and will instantly cook an egg.
Important safety tip, especially if you work at a fertility clinic.
If it’s not the color of (pure) water, then it’s not a ‘clear’ booze.
And the color doesn’t cook the eggs- any ‘cooking’ you experienced came from heat (i.e. you cooked it) or else the high proof. It’s not generally recommended to use more than 100 proof (and 80 is still pushing it) for eggnog as it can cause it to curdle.
I’ll have a Cape Cluck with a Frizzlestick, please!
I just want a rum and … uh … male chicken.
The Easter bunny’s gotten a bit lazy with his colors this year, don’t you think?
He lost his religion and is now an Eggnostic
So, how long do we wait for this chicken dinner?
To make an omelet, you must first break a few eggs.
But, I don’t want an omelet. I was promised a chicken dinner. Can I see your manager?
Can I help you?
lol!
There’s his picture right there.
*points to picture of the guy from the last fail*
We try not to upset him.
Better question….Whe the hell BUYS eggs at a liquor story(possibly gas station). Yea thats what I said….Gas Station….New Mexico has them…..
Does New Mexico have schools where you can learn to write English properly?
*hopeful*
did you complete gramer nazi school or were you eggspelled?
Please go play.
*points to a very busy freeway*
*sneaks in to move Leila’s arm to a freeway that isn’t suffering from bumper-to-bumper traffic*
I am going to try and behave now.
Aw, sweetie…let’s just go to a “liquor story” and buy some eggs.
But, I don’t want eggs.
@ Leila
wow, such clever imagin-egg-tion
*points outside*
you go play and get some eggercize for once
Dude, you deserve some blog award. The dorm is cracking up
I don’t know about that, but in many areas the gas station is also the local grocery store, gift shop, auto parts store, and feed store. Not to mention booze and possibly a cafe!
Can I get a striper pole with that?
It wouldn’t really surprise me if such a place exists.
Surely, it’s not unusual to find a “grocery” store that sells alcohol. Most, here in the UK, and certainly in France. Not just gas stations.
In the US there are some states that restrict the sale of liquor to only liquor stores or “party stores” as we call them here in Michigan. When I lived in Tennessee, the only alcohol you could by in the grocery store was beer. In Michigan you can buy anything at all, beer, wine, whiskey, whatever. A one stop shop is always better when it’s 20 degrees below freezing!
…write *in English properly… unless of course you want him to write every word in the English language or properly write the word “English”.
As goes California, so goes the rest of the nation.
We don’t. Dillonvale doesn’t even have a traffic light, unless you count those lighted candy canes that they leave up all year. We have a courthouse, but it’s the right half of the Dollar General store. We have one stop sign and one yield sign. But we have five bars.
The closest town to our land in NM has a gas station that has all the things I mentioned a few comments above (no, not the stripper pole). Other than that it has an inn (with a restaurant), a bar, and a pizza joint. No courthouse. But a VERY large church.
yes win. totally
Somebody is a fan of “Run’s House”!
That’s just what I was thinking.
Me, too!
Hahahahaha, awesome!
Awesome! XD
win
That’s from Run’s house!
that’s from Run’s house
egg and egg and egg!!!!!
nice