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Bad advice.
“The cobbler’s kids go barefoot.” I guess she was too busy working on other peoples’ marriages to work on her own.
Precisely. Can solve everybody else’s problems, but blind to her own.
No maybe she was too good and that was her advise and he followed it. It had to end some day and why not now.
Yeah. She should have known how to prevent her husband from becoming homicidal.
She should’ve been aware of the warning signs and got the hell out of that relationship.
*nods*
Yes. I’m sure the knife collection he had was out of control.
But, she is trained in this field. Like a fighter pilot failing to eject in time or a firefighter getting trapped, she probably believed that she, of all people, could fix the problem.
Women always think they can fix a man.
The problem is they need to be fixing a sammich! (sorry, couldn’t resist all)
Being from Ohio, where that story is from. And Having been following it for the past weeks or so. She had 2 restraining orders against him. So she WAS trying to get out of the relationship.
Plus, her 4 year old son was left abandoned on a street corner by the father several blocks over.
Seeing this on fail blog is very disappointing.
Why? Are you new here?
She couldn’t get him off the couch.
How’d he stab her then?
Gently, with his song.
Do you suppose this guy ↑↑ is wearing Chinos?
Probably, maybe the kind with zipper ventis.
He wears them a latte.
*happyFridaysqueezes*
*StafishFridaySqueeze*
*GASP!* Yours is missing, too??
It’s a conspiracy!!
Put your hands up Dragon! This is a shtickup!!!
*tickles Dragon*
*pokes a few times*
*flees ala Roadrunner*
Meep!! Meep!!
*runs after Leila, feet kicking up puffs of dust*
*follows her towards the tunnel*
*smacks into the rock face wall*
*winces*
*goes back to check on Dragon*
Cookie?
*hands Dragon a jar of cookies*
Whoah!!! I think there’s a pirate on the loose, stealing the rrrr’s from eveyone.
*GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRs from a distance*
Sheesh! You take time off then right back to GRRRRRRRRRing from a distance.
*squeeze*
Oh! I heard something! Sounds like it came from that BMW over there. →
Scooby will not be pleased.
But elmer fudd will be
*returns happyFridaysqueezes*
We made it to another one, Starfishy!!
We did!!! Woot woot. Is it bad that I’ve been daydreaming about whiskey all morning?
*drinks my pepsi*
*drinks shot*
Thanks I needed that.
*squeeze*
♫ Show me
the way
to the next
whiskey bar.
Oh don’t ask why. ♫
*HappyFridaysqueezestheStarfishy*:D
*HappyFirdaysqueezesLGBback*
What’s wrong, sweetie???
She has to find a new mariage counselor now.
Of all the words to spell incorrectly.
*tosses an r up ^*
*talks like a pirate because he said rrrrrr*
I dunno but maybe Cuddle Puddle will help. Maybe?
JUUUUUUUUUDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
*pitiful and plaintive look*
Sorry, sweetie, I didn’t see you back there, or I would have asked you to light the campfire!
*squeeeeeze!*
Dat’s okay. Every now and then it’s good to give the ol’ *FOOM!*-er a break.
Camping? Um, okay, but no banjos, right?
*sets up camp in a small clearing in the middle of the most gorgeous patch of woods EVAH*
*starts a cozy campfire in the middle*
*sets up camping tables full of campfire foodstuffs, including Smores™ fixins*
*pulls in two coolers full of assorted beverages, one cooler alcoholic, one non*
*sets out fireproof cushions all around the campfire*
Happy Friday, kids!!!! Cuddle Puddle’s ready! And there’s a handy babbling brook nearby, for anyone that cares to go skinny-dipping!
*dives into beanbag chair*
Ahhh. This is the life.
*glides smoothly into cuddle*
This couldn’t have come at a better time…*sigh*
Fridays are always good times when your friends are around!
*squeeze*
Yippeee! Happy Friday everyone.
*picks up guitar and strums*
Shall we have a few campfire songs?
♫ Wastin’ away again
in Margaritaville ♪
♫ Isn’t it ironic, doncha think? ♫
*smacks AA* :p
What, there’s no singing about the Fail, either?
What?… Oh. OH!
Totally unintentional, that was!
Well, I was aware of that interpretation, but no, not my intent.
Sowwy…kneejerk reaction. I HATE THAT SONG!!!
Well, I’m glad you didn’t knee me, then.
Noop…just that song.
But Dragon, don’t you know that ♪ I love you ♪ You love me ♪ We’re a hapPeep family ♪
*drops a bukkit full of shellacked minnows over Leila’s head*
That was just plain MEAN!!!
GAH!!!!!
*curls up in corner*
*rocks*
Bad, bad dinosaur…bad, bad dinosaur…
OH GAWD!!!! Now I smell like… *sniff! sniff!* …dead rotten fish!!! ACK!!!
*is still snorking at “hapPeep”*
*squeeeeze!*
PLAY FREEBIRD!
*perks*
Cuddle Puddle?
*sinks into cushioniest cushion*
Ahhhhh! Better!
Good! Here, I even toasted some marshmallows for you! Careful, they’re hot in the middle!
Oooooooooh, loverly!!
*schnuggles into a cushion*
I brought the chocolate–let’s make smores!
The best thing EVAR!!!
*squeezes Judy and Dragon*
*sneaks in*
*squeezes peeps*
*quietly sleeps in corner*
*tucks k@ in*
*leaves offering of custard-flavored smores for when she wakes up*
Those are going to smell lovely, later.
I was opining on the various pleasures of melted marshmallows, chocolate and graham crackers and SOMEBODY ATE MY COMMENT!
*urp*
Sowwy.
I would have, too…that comment looks just too delicious!
Mayhaps I should have shared?
Nah!
These 5marshmallows are burnt.
*takes them into the woods*
Maybe you shouldn’t put your comments on melting marshmallows if you don’t want Ms B or Dragon to eat them.
Oh, and Hi! Happy Friday!
Admiral, I saw what you did there and I spit my Pepsi on my screen. You are a funny man.
The 5marshmallows don’t take the hint – at all!
*^5 >5 v5 <5 ^5 Starfishy*
Well brought up Ms B.
Anyway!
(Pssst! You forgot the
!)
Buahahahah!!!!!
*squeeze*
… you want it
Thats…
Whee!
I’m gonna follow where you lead.
All she had to do was call.
*stabs some food and places it on grill*
*gives the Jucy DG a squeeze*
*settles down in a comfy spot*
*squeeze!*
Toss a burger on there for me, willya?
OK Kobe!
YUM!!!! How did you know?!
*hands over a smore made with orange chocolate*
YUM!!!! How did you know?!
Just a hunch.
*nibbles on the rest of the chocolate*
*eyes Mouse carefully for signs of bloodlust*
…Whew!
Good thing it wasn’t milk chocolate.
….so how did it make you feel?
*feels k@*
*doesn’t say where*
Hmmm…
♪ When I think about it I feel myself! ♫
Maybe if she didn’t spend soo much time on other people’s marriages she would have been there to hand him the tv remote
Yeah, I know … CP is open sweetie.
*takes Gracie by the hand and leads her away*
I guess you could say, he cut the session short.
He got to the point.
she married a whole different kind of psycho-analyst
*Puts sunglasses on*
YEEEEAAAAAH!!!
All’s fair in love and therapy.
I guess she shouldn’t have brought her work home with her. Can you imagine how annoying that would be?
Her: “You need to communicate more.”
Him: slice.
i wonder how long they were married. He looks like he’s had 15 years of always being wrong
Perhaps it’s time to reconsider not mixing your personal and professional lives
Does this mean her former patients should disregard her advice?
That’s sad.
I’m boycotting this fail. Domestic violence is never amusing.
you know, i agree.
Where do we go NS? Wait for another fail?
All violence is funny. And by commenting on this Fail you have broken your boycott. Nice one.
*THWACK!*
That was one helluva thwack, lil mousie! Good job!
Mouse has been training.
*applauds Mouse*
It was cast irony thwacking.
You brought the irony curtain down on his head!
:LOL:
Ah, no caps.
This is why I don’t use smileys here.
Where do you use the smiley if not here?
Exactly. It seems she was doing everything right too- recognized an abusive relationship, got out, got a restraining order, etc. And yet, here comes the victim blaming.
Hear that, we are all going to hell!
♪You give love a bad name… ♪
♫You see it all around you, good lovin’ gone bad.♪
♫ I used to love her,
But I had to kill her. ♫
Almost appropriate because I killed that Drobo I’ve been fighting this week. But not really.
♫Love stinks…♫
(Yeah, I know, so clever!)
♫love hurts…♪
This belongs on ‘Friends of Irony’, not here.
Doesn’t your comment belong on “Friends of Irony”, not here?
Isn’t it ironic that Kyon has no friends here?
trolls dont make friends, they lose them. *pulls out 5 ft claymore of troll slaughtering*
Yes, confirmed, this is irony according to Cracked.
Did he used his slong?
I lol’d.
Did you lose your thong?
Marriage WIN!!!
♪ You’ve lost that lovin’ feelin’ ♫
♫ Whoa that lovin’ feelin’ ♪
c`mon, take this s**t down…lots of other hilarious s**t on the internet that FAIL, this is just SAD
Unfortunately you bore me to death with your recent fails. Failblog fails. I will remove you from my bookmarks. FAILblog FAILS!
She was my counselor so after seeing this I’m in court battling to get refunded with the money she left behind.
not funny. cruel cruel irony has taken this man a victim. and i wouldnt doubt its because of his race that this is considered funny to some.
was he german?
Uh… No. Not at all.
wow, bad taste for them to post this.
♪ Goodbye my lover, Goodbye my friend ♫
take this down. this was not a fail. this was tragic and awful and f’d up. this man stabbed his wife 17 times in front of her young son. the pd found the son wandering around on a street corner and led them to the women’s body in the garage. in the past two months she had already taken two restraining orders out on him. its digusting that you would post this. take it down a’hole.
I’m sorry, but this is not funny. This is sick. And furthermore, anyone who thinks this is funny is sick.
dave chapelle?
Have to agree, this does not belong on here.
I can’t believe, first of all, that this made it onto this site, but what is more awful, is the blatant disrespect from people hiding behind their keyboards. If this were one of their loved ones, I’m sure they wouldn’t be so amused.
I dont Get the joke :\
Oh Wait, Now I do!
But i dont think that picture should be there…
Isn’t he the singer of Faithless?
Domestic violence isn’t funny. She was brutally stabbed to death in front of her 4-year old child. The killer then took the child and dropped him off on a street corner in downtown Cleveland and left him to fend for himself. The child lead the police to his mother’s body, saying that the man “scratched his mommy on her neck.”
As for this being ironic, she had taken all of the steps that one should taken in an abusive situation. Her husband had a domestic violence charge against him and she had filed for a protective order. She had warned her co-workers not to allow him in the building. She was planning on filing for divorce on Monday.
This happened a little over a week ago. It’s not appropriate now, nor ever. I’m sure that her family is still mourning and something as insensitive as this would not be taken well. Please remove this from your website.
Physician, heal thyself…