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Ban news….hole in one.
Foooooooooooooore!
*goes back to ironing*
*gets wood*
Can I be part of the club?
As long as you don’t get caddy…I don’t have a saucer of milk!
I’ll try not to be green with envy when I see the others.
It may get a little rough though… *worries*
It’s ok. We’ll get someone else to be the driver. Then I can liquor you all up and you can stop worrying.
It’s a (sand) TRAAAAAP
*flees*
*Bogeys*
Of all the blog joints, in all the interwebs, in all the world, she flees out of mine.
*puts in easter basket and skips away*
Oi, putt that back!
O.O *flee*
*puts collar on PattSW*
Tsk, tsk!! We can’t have a pest problem on the blog…too unsanitary!
*runs in circles*
Watch where you’re going. Running in circles without paying attention can be (water) hazard(ous).
*trips on mole hole* wait a pain in the (insert golf pun here)
Shall we put her in the bunker?
Looks as though you are a little birdie.
Ooh! Ooh! I remember this part! This is where Harry becomes a seeker!
You did that at almost the same minute as me, that’s scary!
Ooooooohhh JINX!
MMMMMFFFFFF!!!!!
Leila
Leila
Leila!
Does she come if you loudly call her name three times?
No, in order to get her to come you need to *mumble* then *mumble* and I hear she likes it *mubledy*.
Oh c’mon, people!
This is my daughter we’re talking about!
Yeah!! *hides behind Shadow and
@ DrB*
Ms B, you shouldn’t share our shower escapades out in the open. Besides, DW has the video.
If 72 isn’t enough, one definitely won’t be.
Wait. I’m lost. 72 isn’t divisible by 3.
Meet you at the 19th then?
May I introduce you to the number 24?
*self flagellates* Oooo *self flagellates*
*click*
And also 32
ACK I Failed!! 34! 34!
….2 more.
I agree, however, the question was NOT whether 72 is divisible by two (which would be 36, kudos to you), but whether or not it was divisible by 3, which it clearly is.
*squeeze*
7+2=9. 9 is divisible by 3. Therefore 72 is divisible by 3.
br….ain….aspl….ode…
Um…don’t asplode yet. Wait till ZA comes in at least so he can clean up.
*head desk*
Thank you, sweet Rapunzel.
Now. About that hair…
OFF WITH HER HEAD!!!!
That’s cutting it a bit close, don’t you think?
Well that won’t do anything to razor spirits!
Hell hath no fury like a woman shorn.
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your shears!
*gives SuzieQ Occam’s Razor*
I’ve heard it’s easier.
Hahaha I love that Ockham plucked-out a suggestion, which in itself was a simple one
What? It keeps me warm in the winter…
Are they your books?
Ooooh! The PTB gets to use the bukkit today! That’s a first that I’ve seen. HA!
Happy Friday, everyone!
*does the Happy Friday Dance*
Wheeeeeeee!!!!
*does wiggledance next to Leila’s Happy Friday Dance*
Who brought the donuts?
Errrr Granny…..best leave them there!
*pouts*
Why’d he have to go and ruin breakfast like that?
*enters thread with fresh donuts*
Would anyone like one??
*counts holes*’
Only 72?
Sorry…it was all they had…something about having to fill on order at the Women’s Open…
*omnomnomnom*
Fanks, Shootzie!
You’re welcome!
*squeeze*
Oh…HAPPY FRIDAY, EVERYONE!!!
*does the running man*
*joins*
*Gators*
*cabbage patches*
Oo! Twists!
*noms a cinnamon twist*
*readies bukkit*
*adds fishy floater*
wow did i get first?
damn guess not….
You’re an idiot!
Sorry, had to be said.
Sorry, hHad to be said.FIFY.
and i can smell ur dirty ass from here, please wash it.
sorry, said it
YAY!!!
*Stares*
Ahem.
*Crosses arms and taps foot*
Um…
*hides*
As Toucan Sam always said, Follow your nose! *curls nose* but I wont….
But Leila wouldn’t be half as much fun if she weren’t so dirty all the time.
Can she really be such a germaphobe and dirty at the same time?
There is only one way to find out.
Are you going to find out how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
OMG!! You ate Leila!!
*can’t look back or scream*
but but but but… EGAD!! that horrible crunch!
*comes out of hiding*
Surprise, you didn’t eat me!
*squeezies Gracie*
Yay! ^o^
Actually. I have. *beams with pride* The owl. The giant monster and robot. The both had different answers.
Wow, no. Now go back to playing your Wii.
remember when we used to train ur mom velvet and u were the first one to go.
If you have to write “Thick six” as your name…I’m pretty sure you’re neither.
*snork*
Apparently it’s wishful thinking…
welll ding ding, ur right cuz im a girl just like the name….
*puts on red shoes*
*dances the blues*
Fore!!!
Play.
Skin.
Man.
Shadowed.
Head.
Gone.
nsics
ceps.
ver
ever
Boding.
cast
word.
closures
stals
tune.
est.
ger
father
igners
sight.
judge
warned.
armed?
bear
fend
Stop, you’s all forgetting the word is ForE, not For, so not Foreever, foreest or foretune! *squeezesfirmly*
:p
*squeeze*
*resqueezes foremly*
*forepurrs*
Foresure!!!
*squeezies*
*Forefingers*
Poke!
*Foreruns*
*points and forelaughs?* ahha
Oh fore goodness sakes!
Forlong and forty.
Wow you lot are bad!
Hey, don’t look at me. Mine was relatively innocent. Fore. Man. Foreman.
I’m cursed with pervertedness by association.
*looks at Shadow anyway*
*strikes a pose*
Hey, my daughter says you can’t be my father … gawd! this is so confusing.
♫ Do you believe in magic… ♪
*poke*
*tickle*
We’ll corrupt you soon enough.
wow, and that picture doesn’t help things either
new year i wanna go to this orgy too
!
next*
*sigh*
You just can’t satisfy some people.
Next year the course will be made of industrial sized fishnet.
.
.
.
Anyone else notice that if you ladder fishnet stockings, you end up with less holes in the material.
There’s just one snag in that plan, K@.
….It’s the pits, I know!
Depends on the twist.
Did anyone else notice: Probably Ban News?
*hem…..my post ^^^^
Oh.
I definitely knew that.
It’s ok. We won’t ban you this time.
We will merely make you listen to the Bangles….on repeat!
Oh, I’m sure there are worse bands.
You can bank on it!
♪Walk Like An Egyptian… ♪
Golf is a sadistic sport created by the scottish to screw with your head.
I love the Scottish for that reason.
How is golf a sport?
In Scotland, with the buffeting winds and other forms of bad weather you fight…..it has to classify as at least a work out, added to that, drinking more than is humanly possible in the pub afterward. I love the Scots, tis why I married one!
Nuuu, you married him because of his cute accent!
Totally! Admit it k@.
Kilts in a windy day.
Why do Scotsmen wear Kilts?
.
.
.
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Sheep can hear a zipper open a mile away.
That explains why they always run
joking (and hopefully this html works)
damn! how does peoples make letters smaller? 8\
Type “pre” between .
lol this is gonna require some hit and misses.
pre can you hear me now?
[pre]can you hear me now?[/pre]
Hopefully one of those works
<…..then the other side
I got it to work. I are happy ^_^
Is there a place where I can read up on all the neat tricks of the trade? If not. I has questions. Lots of them >:D
ht tp://failpeeps.wordpress.com/
(remove the space)
this club is where muslim suicide attackers get
*tsk, tsk*
Couldn’t even finish the sentence, the bigotry was just too overwhelming.
*sigh*
*backs up*
*punt!*
*holds up sign that reads 4.5*
Would have gotten a ferect five but you didn’t throw anything that explodes after the flying troll.
Fire that dyslexic guy with the huge fingers >.< hahaha
Bloggy seems to favor Leila™ flavoured comments today.
U haz a flavor, aifinkso.
*squeeze*
*squeezies*
First!!!!
You definitely get my vote for first … you WIN!!!
*mumble mumble* idiot *mumble mumble* yoof *mumble* no respect *mumble mumble* #$%^& Trols
And only 52 minutes late… so close!
FIRST!
First to be last? nope not that either. First to fail? cross that one off… first… nope nothing at all.
Don’t even bother, my friend. Just ignore it and move on.
*whistles and walks away a tad prouder*
Anybody notice the Failblog fail, “Probably Ban News”?
Whoa. Déjà vu.
I was looking for an excuse to do this!
*brews up some espresso*
wrong shot? lol
Oh, no. Personally, I think this is just what the doctor ordered.
I know!!
I can’t wait!
*b’loonysqueeeeeze*
*grabs gin and pours glass* Oh wait im only 19 >.> <.< I should be safe
*takes gin and gulps it down*
Aaaaaaah! Smoooooooooooth!!!!
COUGH!!!
The drinking age where I am is 16, oh, 18 for spirits…no, not ghosts
*stares at pepsi* eh? *shrugs and downs*
*peers*
What’s in that pepsi!
*sniffs the glass and wrinkles her nose*
Thas one strong pepsi…
19′s the drinking age here. Your country fails.
Is 72 ever REALLY enough for anybody?
One is usually enough for me.
So, when Failblog fails, does it go on Failblog? Spelling Fail. Or in their case, Fial.
Me thinks it wasnt a fail but a pun per se. Making fun of how the newspaper failed. Look at your keyboard and realize what I speak of. Also note one of my comments above.
Dually noted. OH GOD!! BAD IMAGES!! *smashes head on wall…several times* GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
You get one internet cookie for your obscure ‘Family Guy’ reference. Savor it.
*views cookies folder* ^_^
me are happy. I found the stash
fail
the pun-isher is back!
My first course of action?
Join these women on their course of action
is the title a quote from Tiger Woods?
Is this Tiger’s next hole in one?
wait that looks my local paper The Columbian
And I just remembered that I live on the same block of the person who owns the paper
did anyone see the date? July 3, 2006…