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Beer, but it is only 1 in the afternoon here….
*is worried*
111111!!!!!
Quit that.
*pokes Granny with a stick*
If I stop will you wrap me in plastic and beat me with the stick? please please pleeeeese!
Will you unfunny fools stop flirting like a couple of mentally retarded children? Reading the comments on here is always excruciatingly awkward. They’re the true fail on this site.
*pukes on Sam*
*also pukes on Sam*
*pukes on Sam some more*
Could you guys stop this?
I’m trying to eat!
Plus, you should never eat and failblog at the same time. EVER!!!
I just learned it the hard way.
*pukes on Sam*
*hands K@ some pink plastic wrap*
Only if I can put you in the fridge for a while first.
Who Sam or Grannycatflap.LOL
Me, Sam always farts when you take your meat out of his fridge
QUEEF!!!!
Sam is just nasty!
not to mention the loose kernels
It’s why you should always chew well before swallowing.
Unless of course you are timing your motility.
Don’t let up!!! He never heaves it all on the first go!
Speaking from experience?
Have you ever seen a momma bird feed a baby bird?
Is a smurf blue?
Does a one legged duck swim in circles?
Oh that’s terrible, DrB…I just saw the new fail, oops.
does the pope crap on the broken lives and dreams of 100 deaf kids?
Self castigation FTW!
What if you can’t stand the taste and need to just swallow fast so you don’t get in trouble from mom for not eating your dinner?
just block your nose!
you could always sew Sam’s A5S shut and just keep feeding him and feeeeeding him
Please list taste you cannot stand and the committee will review and respond to you with their decision.
*goodmorningsqueezies*
It’s a short squeeze.
Tastes I cannot stand:
Meat, all forms.
Aniseed.
Liquorice.
Raw tomatoes, except those from Bulgaria.
Bodily excretions.
Quinces.
That is all.
Brussel sprouts – I hate them!!!!
@K@ – Do you like fennel then, if you don’t like licorice?
I don’t like black licorice, fennel, peas, or canteloupe.
Don’t worry K@, that’s not real beer.
Not for long, anyway.
The beer is a lie?
The beer is a light.
The beer is alight?
It has alighted upon his shirt.
The beer is alright.
*calls firemenz*
*picks up phone*
Hello?
The beers have ignited.
come quick…..
The beers have ignited??
NNNOooooooo!!!!!!
*hits panic button, calls all emergency response units within 30 miles*
*climbs in truck, races to the scene*
*flees chain saw*
*melts*
*swooooooon*
Um…I smeared nail polish on my small toe. Can you come over? It’s urgent to the max!
Then fix it with a straw dear Leila dear Leila….
The cake is a lie.
Lol, fail
Link forgot that you have to breath when playing the ocarina.
Well there goes my love of Song of Storms…
Why the hell did the moron turn to his friend when he had a whole body of water to vomit into behind him?
He gets cool points that way.
Because it was staged.
definetly fake. too much like that one scene from superbad
But why bother? Like most adolescent male humour, the only people who find think it’s funny are the adolescent males making it. Like the recent pool fail, that was ‘really funny’ too.
we know you like a little head in your body
GRANNY!!!!!!!!!
he started it
Nevermind that! Who the hell is jacking your name?
Granny is, I remember he kept that avatar for scaring peeps.
Scarring
It was the old Sam’s avatar
It’s still effective.
Gives me the willies.
*peeks in Ms B’s panties*
Nope. No willies there.
*runsawayquicklike*
*whispers*
Can I come out now?
Wait!!! I didn’t check in the back!!!
*chases after Ms B*
*click*
Hey, isn’t it Commando Thursday????
What the?
tuck box?
*ducks back down*
Why granny?
WHYYYYYYYY!!!???!!!
*runs away crying*
Gah, no tears!
Look! Shiney!!
Oooooooooooooooh!!!! Sparkly.
*TackleGropeSqueeze*
Thank you!
Ouh yeah, the US and their alcohol laws. No wonder that happened
.
The laws are a problem, yes.. but parents need to ultimately be the ones to teach their kids responsibility. The laws don’t help with the culture though..
Parents take responsibility for their children? That’s just crazy talk.
This is why our society is going down the drain.
Please….don’t mention drains
*cries*
Does it drain you of all happiness to hear it?
I thought that was just K@.
did he die?
and how did you get to that conclusion? you saw them both stand up after hitting the water…yeah probably both died :/
They actually did die, and then they won the world record of ”Fastest Zombie Transformation Ever”.
That’s the second wettest I’ve seen a zombie.
the first wettest was ur dead grandma when I banged her.. sry man, perfect set up
the only way to learn these things is throgh trial and error!
Like spelling!
marko!
porlo!
*dives*
Oooof!! Um…this is ackward. Why are you on top of me?
You’re right. It’s better to ride a pool toy
err…
I see it’s going to be like one of those days.
*squeeze*
It’s something to do with that moon, I guess hahaha.
Sure…
*moons DrB* Ooopsy!!!
*catches!*
*blows raspberry!* pththtthtobothththtpppptht!
Buahahahah!!!! It tickles.
no, I will never learn to spell (:
I´m thirsty…
Oh gawd! I am gonna vom!
Leila sweetie, never press play on beer fails huh!
*squeeze*
*strokes hair gently*
*holds K@ and weeps*
I didn’t see any disclaimers. Disclaimers are always good to have.
*sniff*
*disclaimer
I may smell a little of drains, I had to clean one out last night, and I am not sure 3 baths and a shower were enough.
*prepares a warm bubbly bath for K@*
*adds most aromatic oils ever invented*
Maybe this will help.
Fankoo…
*hides under bubbles*
*scrubs self repeatedly*
Hey! Scootch over!
*cannonballs into tub*
*bubbly water slooshes everywhere*
Oops…sowwy.
You called?
*drags Scotty into bubbly tub*
You’re lucky I’m a doggie that’s OK with taking a bath.
*doggie paddles*
How did you end up smelling like the drains?
Gloves were too short, and it went about as far down as my arm is long plus a few inches, Meaning to gain those extra inches I had to brace my head against the floor, where I had just disposed of all the yicky water to get to the clog.
Yay me…..my husband just watched……so I threw a handful at him…
When you come out of the tub, you will be required to wear this hazmat suit until the ‘aroma’ subsides.
*hands K@ a bright pink rubber suit*
I’ve bedazzled it for you – it’s very sprakly and blingie!
Yay pink and sparkly!
*yanks hazmat suit on*
I was supposed to get out of the tub first….wasn’t I.
It’s okay…it’s made of rubber.
*adds feather boa around the collar*
Don’t get it wet now.
It is wet on the inside….the bathwater is travelling with me! Is that OK?
Wow, lame. -_-
Don’t get so hopped up.
*hops on Ms B*
Greaaaat. Now we’re onto kangaroo jokes?
You know the best ones, I’m sure.
What about dingos?
Oh, that? It just ate the baby.
Koalas know how to bearhug!
Yep like that…but you need to use more claw haha
Censorship fail
Don’t get so hopped up.
Wow, lame. -_-
For a second I thought you’d said lamae!!
Which is of course very cool…or was hehe
Bleh with work this distracting I feel so out of here…
*tickles*
Eeep, that tickles!!!
That’s the whole point, silly.
Mwahahahahahaha
Are you distracted from work yet?
Work?
sorry mom, that about marrying a billionaire was slightly exaggerated
Meh! It’s okay … money isn’t everything anyway.
*squeeze*
*snuggle*
*grumbles, keeping the window open*
*shifts work to the second screen*
…beats shiftworking the second queen
That was either fail or a dirty trick to win.
..and censorship? On the internet? Since when?
reaction win
Hahaha this is maybe the funniest thing I have ever seen on Fail Blog. I thought the kid in the middle had finished the beer, but instead he pukes…classic.
kinder small beer 0,33l
they should try with full size 0,5l can
Dude! You never turn TOWARD someone right before you vomit! This goes beyond Shotgunning a Beer fail. This is Not Being a Total Douche fail, Vomit Etiquette fail, Friendship fail, Common Sense fail, Life fail …
loosers
american beer?
I remember my first beer….
Drunks are so cute. xD
Man card revocation. It should happen now!
Mmmm… It looks like they were getting excited and went into the pool to do each other’s poopie holes. Mmm… I would pick the bits out of the vomit and eat it!
Who wants chowder!
Friends don’t let friends drink and dive.
After one gay american beer? Seriously that’s just pathetic, even if it would be your first beer…
not funny, and not a fail. looks like they’re trying to reenact the scene from superbad. corny.