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Showin’ how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn’t matter who’s wrong or right
Just beat it
Rob Schneider!
The Jackson estate has issued you a cease and desist, along with an invoice of $32,000. Please send cash, in small bills.
congrats
Brewski!!!
“… but that’s what I’ve been doing, officer!”
win
no one wants to be defeated….
*thanks for the lovely ear worm*
No crime? Lude and indecent exposure?
Should have left the shutter open longer.
Jules, you misspelled “lube”.
stfu.
Actually, it’s a fruit! NNTAWWT…
Never Name Tomatoes Anything With or Without Truth?
*facepalm*
I fail at my own acronym.
*bukkits!*
New Nymphs Tattle About Wool Wearing Trees?
TML;DT
*flees*
Noone’s Negative To A Wonderfully Wacky Teacher?
Oh, if only this were true…!
*squeeze*
♪I don’t want anybody else, when I think about you I beat myself.♪
Never gonna give you up, never gonna…. wait
wooooah im sorry but rick astley will NOT be allowed into this function without proper notice.
I thought that was the fail!
On first reading, I thought the “a man inside about…” was the fail
Beat What?
it
Just two letters made me laugh.
Being retardist isn’t nice.
Zing!
Zong!
…How did she know he was naked from the waist down if she saw him from outside the car?
She could see from the moon light.
Gives new meaning to “moon roof” doesn’t it?
She caught a strange sparkle from the parking brake.
“Hey! That’s not a stick shift!”
The ”trunk” was open?
That’s what I wondered!
This according to responding officer Jackson.
That’s not a fail.
This is a clear win!!!
All fails are wins in my point of view.
You’re a fail.
You’re a towel
No, you’re a towel!
HEYO!!!!!!
This is what I say, oh.
He was told to “beat it”. I thought that was the problem.
I thought first she was the one with no pants… in the big box store.
Just beat it! Just beat it!
Note: I am not glorifying Michael Jackson
OMG I just burst out laughing right here at work! This is awesome! LMAO!!!!!!
…Which he did.
How is him being told to beat it not a win?
Exactly, this was a joke done on purpose, not an accidental “wording fail.”
Yet another Failblog Fail.
This was obviously a purposeful pun from whoever wrote this blurb. Actual newspaper writing does not use slang like “beat it” unless they were to put it in quotes. It would have said “He was told to leave the premises” or somethng, if not quoting the officer. Since the writer of this article used the slang term “beat it,” it was done on purpose, as a joke.
Why can you people never sniff these out? Isn’t this your job as moderators?
Just what was she doing looking that far down into a vehicle – he wasn’t ‘exposed’ – the vehicle covered him
…………. though in CA it would have still been a ticket ..
…. . pants and shoes are required here
fail
Clearly a demonstration of how good the iphone can take pictures… I didn’t need a magnifier! Awesome! Just had to move my head like two inches distance to a 21 inch screen to read…
I guess they figured when I guy is driving around with no pants on people would just kind of assume he was a pedo unless they clarified.
Stereotypes, you know.
clever editor if ya ask me.
Yes. If she’d just take out that blasted buttplug for a second she might be able think straight.
Yeah, what, what’s up with that?