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Omg he is like camouflaged.
I can clearly see him. Look, right there.
*points*
I am sorry, is he the one with the black shoes on?
No I think he’s the Korean one.
The guy hiding behind the briefcase, right?
I can’t find Waldo anywhere.
It appears Waldo has a better dress sense.
It’s Whang-Do, silly!
Oh, he’s out there. Somewhere with Carmen Sandiego
Where in the world is she?
But I thought there was a female Waldo aswe- Oh my god! O_o
Common mistake… waldos a hermaphrodite.
I think he’s wearing a Trader Joe’s shirt!
I dunno, I thought the white people hiding behind the newspaper and cleveraly had the camera cut most of them out of the pictures did a good job at blending in.
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Who’s blending in?
I don’t see anyone!
He’s the asian one. I don’t know if it’s middle-eastern, eastern asian, russian, indian, or caucasian, though.
I thought Japanese people wore them things.
Is he a white ninja?
A winga?
No, wingas are on chickens from gaga street.
He might be going to gaga street, with all the subway train openings these days…
Or is that just my imagination.
So if a white guy is a ninja you have to make a whole new word for it?
Is there some special asian-supepower that makes ninja’ing an asian job only? and why was i not told of that? WHY?!
because every white guy imitating asians is sick and other wite guys put a w in front of his title to tell the disease quickly. you was just lucky enough to escape the infected or else you would know
Tsk, what a fool. Black shirt? c’mon!
yo tenga la camisa negra
tengo* aha, my first grammar correction on this site!
Whai i meant to say is yo tenia
He sticks out like a sore thumb.
He thought that if he just kept his head down, he could pass it off.
I don’t think you could keep your head down in that thing anyway.
It’s like a head parachute.
Or a rocket or something.
He looks like he is already socially akward enough.
If only he had wore a suit…
he looks like the guy from big trouble in little china
*peers closely at the guy in the fail*
Nope. Kurt Russell is much better-looking!
I think the reference was to the actor I call “All-purpose Asian Man.”
I do not understand. Why would farmer take subway to commute to fields? This is erroneous.
Because his cart was in for repairs.
Because his a$$ was draggin’?
Dragon did what to his donkey?
*burp*
Um….NOTHING!! Nothing at all!
UMMM there is a little in your front teeth still.
*hands Dragon 5Shamwows*
You mean…it’s not a BMW Win? It’s a Dragon Win?!
Because he’s a LEAD farmer, motherfScker!
Don’t be fooled; he is not a farmer, he is a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.
hahaha! I went to India last year and I could compare that with a white woman wearing a sari… you don’t look like them. Assume yourself.
OMG he looks like and is dressed like a guy i saw in a dream…except he was adam sandler
firrrrst!
*sign sign pass*
The cake is mine.
Silly gringo.
Just because someone likes to grin on the go doesn’t mean you have to call him names
what is he holding with his hands?
It’s his his backup ‘glasses and nose’ disguise, if his very convincing straw hat… hat.
Dang. *Grabs the bukkit and dunks his head in*
It tastes of troll mouths!
He is fapping in public while being an asian. lol
That hat made me so hawnee. I would have him fit his entire head into my poopie hole like a big dildo.
you sir or madam, win the weirdest comment EVER
I just gotta say… best FAIR in a RONG time!!!
*clears throat*
*grips bat*
*pounds buttweed troll into goo*
*covers goo with a hat*
*strolls away, whistling happily*
Is this this holy bat with ‘Girl Power’ etched in the handle?
*cleans troll goo from bat*
*shows it to Warren*
No, this bat says “Gracie” on it in sparkly pink goodness.
What’s a buttweed?
I use it as another way to say a$$hole.
How are are ‘weed’ and ‘hole’ related?
I can see butt and a$$ are but…
Warren, I left you a message on the other fail, but I’m not sure you saw it. So here it is again:
I see you got your new avatar to work! Okay, now for a little noob advice:
1. get to know the peeps…don’t force yourself on them.
2. lurk a bit to get the lay of the land
3. safety
4. don’t post something just for the sake of posting something.
5. have fun and enjoy this welcome cookie!
*gives Warren a cookie*
And I will add: we realize that our community takes some getting used to…we’ve all been friends for a very long time, and sometimes noobs can feel a little strange about how to introduce themselves. It’s clear that you’ve practically memorized the failpeeps site, which is a good start. Just relax and don’t overdo it…a few extremely well-placed witticisms go much further than a barrage of posts designed just to show your presence. Okay? Okay! Again, welcome!
Shut up.
Just shut up.
Just SHUT the F UP.
STFU and GTFO
“Our community”
IT”S THE INTERNET, you freakin’ loser! We aren’t a COMMUNITY.
Hmmm….. why not?
*hefts personalized pink sparkly bat*
*takes a stance*
FORE!
*THWACK!*
*jealous troll’s green head separates from body, flies gracefully into distance*
OoooOOOOOoooo! Nice one!! I think that one made it to the green.
Oh, poo. And I wanted to take that one. His head was separated and gone before he even heard one word of what I said.
*pouts*
It’s ok, there was nothing in the head, anyway.
Thus the reason it traveled so far…
Even though the “GTFO-guy” was a bit hostile, I do kinda agree with him. Who are you Dragonwriter? Who are you to lecture on how one participate on failblog? Get off your high dragon
If he just wants to post on Failblog, then yes, you’d be right. It would be ridiculously presumptuous of me to dictate how someone should act, and you’ll notice that I didn’t give this advice to anyone but Warren. That is because Warren has indicated, though questions and overtures and participation, that he wants to play with the Peeps…and there are some well documented and long-established guidelines for hanging with the Peeps. Some folks have no interest in participating, or they don’t like these guidelines, or us for that matter…so they don’t play with us, and we leave them alone as well. But, like any well-established community, we vet our members–but it’s not fair to reject someone outright without giving them a fair chance and letting them know the criteria, so that’s exactly what I was doing.
Ragamuffin, taking Dragonwriter’s comment in isolation, I can see where you are coming from. Many of us hang out here, and we are aware of continuities that those passing through would not notice. Warren has made it clear that he wants to participate with those that call this place home. He voraciously consumed a lot of background material that this community maintains on a separate site. Dragon was just trying to curb his enthusiasm a bit. It was a tad overzealous. Obviously, she wouldn’t have bothered if she didn’t appreciate the effort that Warren has been putting forth.
That is to say Warren was overzealous…Dragon as appropriately zealous.
YOU aren’t a part of WE
Get it?
Got it?
Good.
GTFO withaquickness!!!
Sure we are, a community is a group of people of all backgrounds joining together in a particular area of the world.
Failblog is a particular area of the internet, which should be looked upon as the cyber-version of the world.
Unfortunately, since you are here, you are part of the community.
Now that I’m done with you, please STFU and GTFO.
Have a nice day!:)
Shun the non believer!
SHUNNNNNNNN
The COMMUNITY hath spoken, anonymous coward.
I am so proud to be a part of this COMMUNITY.
*squeezes and lubs her peeps*
Does this mean we’re commies? 0.0
*communes with community*
*commingles on commando Thursday*
Hmm, I might say successful troll is successful…
Thank you.
I didn’t see the other one.
*takes cookie*
Is this a senior’s home or a humour blog?
Yes.
And it’s a playground, amusement park, and university!
Nothing much. What’s a buttweed with you?
*gives LCB a shinysqueeze*
*is so mesmerized by the shinysqueeze she almost forgets to*
*squeeze back*
Say WHAAAA? I wasn’t trying to be a troll, just making a silly joke! Sorry if that offended you, really, even more than the photo of a white guy in a stereotypical Asian hat? YEEESCH.
When I ride a bus in China, I have to stand because the seats are so small. Furthermore, I must stand with my head in one of the skylight/vents in order to accommodate my 6’4″ height. I am hardly noticed at all.
“Excuse me, lady. What are you giggling about.?”
The picture is pretty funny, but I’ve seen international tourists in the US wearing cowboy hats. But somehow, this is less dignified.
It’s less dignified because he’s running away from his developed part of the world (where he had nothing to make him special from everyone else) to escape into another (where he could)… which is fine except he really should be ok with his own original identity.
The internationals who come down here wearing the cowboy hats are so numerous that they practically fit in their own niche.
This guy stands alone; hence less dignified. Nice observation!
I must disagree.
I think that the silver pole, which is on vacation from New York, has done a spectacular job fitting in with the locals!
Ummmm where’s the fail here?
just pull the edge of your eyes back then you blend in
Woooo!
*Gets an over-sized shovel*
*Goes to town with his bad self*
Just another example of US jobs being shipped to China.
This is funny until you find out that this is the new blending scheme in Assassin’s Creed 3.
Reply ‘lol’ if you can’t wait for Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood.
stupid templar….
When I lived in Japan, I discovered that most people – especially in cities – think of the “coolie hat” (which this guys is wearing) as something only backwoods yokels would wear. It’s not a common “cultural” fashion accessory. It denotes you as someone “simple” or “low class”.
Imagine riding the subway in New York and seeing some guy in blue demin overalls, bare feet, a straw hat and smoking a corn cob pipe. You’d immediately think “hillbilly.”
Now imagine that guy in the hillbilly get-up is a Japanese man (or Chinese or Korea or what-have-you). Some people would think that this person is making fun of what they see as the “lazy, ignorant American” stereotype.
Look at the two business men sitting on the right of the picture. Doesn’t it kind of look like they think this kid is just some jackass foreigner, wearing what he think’s is “traditional” Japanese clothing?
I bet he got his ass kicked on his little trip.
stfu.
Methinks the troll needs to broaden its vocabulary a bit.
*skips away*
You want it to say MORE?? I don’t.
*skips away with Gracie*
I don’t get it!
I’ve been starring at this – as you call it – “FAIL” and didn’t realize anything special, funny or stuff!
I’ve read the comments and still didn’t get it!
I want back my time.. Or will anybody tell me, what the FAIL is on that?
the fail is that u cant figure out what the fail is.
so…
stfu.
It’s a fail because the guy with the briefcase is really bored.
It’s a fail because of the way the guy with the briefcase is covering up what he’s doing to combat his boredom.
It’s a fail because there’s spare seats and that guy at the back is standing up.
It’s a fail because the lights are on and it’s daytime.
He’s clearly the best ninja ever
Hat winnn
OMG! I know this guy!!! He’s from Sweden
Most probably he wears those swedish wooden shoes back home.
Actually he wears weird hats home in Sweden as well. A brown Indiana Jones hat. We used tocall him Hatman.
f**king racist stereotyping the asians…a true fail!
I hate Vietcongs XD
I only see Asian people. And Raiden.
Thomson and Thompson trying to blend in in China:
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“Don’t look back, but I have the impression that we’re being followed”
This is equivalent to a Chinese man wearing a ten gallon hat on a the Chicago El.
HOLY S**T. I think I went to college with that kid. He was a douche.
fail
ROR!!!
ROLOLOLOLOL!!! i spit tacos on my keyboard the instant i saw this. Hilarious and well done!
weeaboos, in MY subway car? it’s more likely than you think.
Raiden wins
This was on ED months ago.
And wowsers, what fashion sense! >.>