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Fluffy!!!! Erm…
Are they manscaped?
They should be since they are open to the public.
I wonder whether any of them are Brazilian…
I hope not, I hear they are crabby.
Is that because they don’t get laid often enough, Jules?
Well be safe, you don’t want to pass on that crabby mood!
That could make the situation a bit hairy.
this is just down the road from Beaver Liquors
why is that a win?
Does that carpet match the drapes?
Thanks to brazilians you no longer have to match anything. Or so I am told.
Soooo… that would be what? hardwood (or hard wood)
Geez, you guys are being hard on the ol’ batteries today.
…Of my CAMERA! Pervs!
*click!*
*Ring, ring*
*picks up phone*
Uhh, DW? It’s the kettle, calling for you.
*picks up phone*
HI, Kettle! Long time, no see! What’s that…? Hmm?? ORLY?? Is that SO???
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Okay, yah…it’s so. But for the record, I didn’t say I wasn’t one, so plllbbbbt!
Awww, it was just too good a joke to pass up, DW.
*squeeze*
Heeheehee! I know…I had a “You’re really asking for it!” moment while I was writing it, too!
I did that “hello, pot, this is so-and-so” bit once, and half-yelled “You’re black!” just as an unknown man of African descent walked past the door.
That was fun to explain.
*ahem*
Kettle.
*mumblemrgpsggg*
*squeezes DW’s…..camera*
Hmmm. Well, while he’s making out with my camera, let’s go and find Gerard Butler and RDj, shall we?
*perks*
RDj??? MINE!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Mine!!!
*flipples through pictures on the camera*
Don’t want to think about that one…
Delete that one…
Delete that one…
Email that one to myself…
*looks over other shoulder*
You should save these! Put them in your portfolio in case you go pro!
Most of them would only be useful if one of the failpeeps becomes a celebrity or marries a pro golfer.
Some of them I can’t even figure out…. like this one, how did she get her leg up there?
*c0cks head to the right*
*Tickles Gracie*
*runs*
Catch me if you can…
*slows down*
Hey, lemmeup…
Jack, I actually drove by there once and IMMD. It’s in Tunnel Hill, GA and it is actually “Hank’s Hardwoods” and “Beaver Carpets.”
GMTA! *sistasqueeze*
*supahSisSqueeze*
I don’t get it ???
It’s been that long? Wow!
It’s like naturally harvested floss, isn’t it?
Beaver is a slang used by Canadians for women, then it became a certain part of a woman’s grannycat FLAP.
There’s only ONE granny, sir/madame!
Give him a break. His avatar is of a black sun rising behind a puffin’s head.
One break, com-in’-uuuuuuuup!
I wouldn’t say that LGB, you’re just hitting the ground runnin’
Well, it’s women and children first, isn’t it?
Nothing stays the same.
MERKINS!!!!!!
Toupée!
Rug!
this is seriously 5 miles from my house. i see it everytime i go to chattanooga on the interstate. they do, in fact, all so sell hardwood and vinyl. it’s written on the other side of the building for all to se.
Choo choo!
That’s funny i see it everytime i leave Chattanooga. Dalton, the carpet capital of the wor… well NW Georgia anyways.
Here’s to hoping Ringgold becomes the razor capital…
Aha, so it IS that one. I point and laugh every time I pass it because I am obviously mature.
*facepalm*
*headdesk*
*nesting fail*
I need more caffeine, afink.
But it’s late in the afternoon.
Yes. I know.
And it’s not even Moanday.
Hey, can you drink caffeine this late and still be able to go to sleep? I can’t.
Actually, I can. Just can’t drink it at night.
I can’t stay asleep even when I am dead tired.
I got a new game for my iPod, therefore I got roughly two hours of sleep last night/this morning.
I have practically been mainling caffeine today. Three cans Diet coke with splenda (apartame is evil), one 20 oz Dr. Pepper, and a Frappuchino (mocha of course). And that’s just so far.
How is Splenda any better? And how are you not bouncing around?
I’m allergic to aspartame. Not so with splenda. I’m not bouncing because of the two hours of sleep. They’re sort of balancing each other out. That and the humidity here is roughly 130%. It sorta saps any oomph you might have otherwise had.
Oooooooooh! I see the packets of splenda in the break room and I am always tempted to try it. You need to get yourself some sleep.
Nope, but that IS sweetened with splenda!!! I went to $tarbuck$ with Mama Bird this a.m. because she called me at 6:45. Keep in mind, I went to bed at 3:15ish. Have I mentioned that I am NOT a morning person?
Avis – what game?
Cat Physics. It’s a free app, and HIGHLY addictive. I think I’m at level 37 now. I went back and improved my earlier scores today.
Mmmm. Mocha Frappuccino.
Great stuff!
The customers have mounting enthusiasm for the next sale.
I’m calling a taxi. There must be a sale nearby.
I’m a bit adventurous…I enjoy the pieces in an art gallery or museum.
Beaver, Car Pet,
Only for in car use ^^
Its not often when that kind of content is open to the public.
Talk about fail, they have a commercial too!!! Complete with beaver mascot.
That is now the most frightening thing I’ve seen all day.
Scratch that. Clown urinal tops it.
lmfao! I wish all commercials were as interesting as this one
Totally shopped!
negative on the shopping. it’s the real thing.
EVERYTHING RELATED TO J. BEAVER IS A FU*KEN FAIL!
haha, fuzzy carpets
bahahaha I’ve lived in and around Tunnel Hill my entire life but it took me until just now to realize the hilarity that is the name of this place…good stuff
nope… i don’t see why this is a win…. just a business name
You think they sell drapes
Okay, so this is a ‘win’ but Stiff Nipples ( http://failblog.org/2010/07/20/epic-fail-photos-company-name-fail-2-2/ ) is a fail? I’m curious to see the arcane rules that apparently determine whether an obscene allusion in a company name is acceptable or not.
If you need to measure that carpet in yards we’ve got a problem.
that is killing!
wow theif thats from the woodcreekfaction’s youtube channel
why is this a win?
There is a Beaver Liquors in Avon Colorado.
I live about 15 minutes away from this store! For years we’ve all got a good giggle out of it when we pass by (along with “how redundant” jokes) – glad someone thought of posting it here!
PS – No Beaver Liquors that I know of nearby but on the other side of town there is a Cox’s Liquors.
Its a win too cuz its open to the public!!
Yay! My picture is famous! See the original, here. http://www.flickr.com/photos/kylydia19/2672250034/
Got mirken?
Now, there’s a Beaver Liquors in Beaver Creek, CO…
I hope not, I hear they are crabby.
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that is so cool