Precisely! It’s all the more authentic a threat because of the misspellings, I think. I shuddered when I read it because I can just hear him saying “Squeal like a pig!” So wretched.
Pointless. For me, at least, fails and wins are unintentional — times when wrong intentions go right or right intentions go wrong. This sign was made with intentional spelling and grammar mistakes and an intentional reference to a well-known movie. For all we know, it was put up 5 minutes before the picture was taken.
To be a win, this would have to be at least 40 years old and accidentally reference the movie, not something done in a deliberate attempt to be funny. This sort of obvious set up bores me.
If you lived in and were native to any area where non-native and passer-through know-it-alls perceived you as this stereotypical person, then you might not be so bored by this.
No it means random sandwich will be dipped into blueberry pudding and inserted into gas can of munchin fueled crazy liquid nitro power burning funny car!!!
It’s very obviously a joke on the movie Deliverance. Here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj4LnfkdJDM&NR=1 Skip to 3:40 unless you want to hear a man be molested. Even though this scene is terrifying, this is one of the greatest movies of all time.
I’d say this is a creepy WIN. I mean I would definitely not be planning on ‘trespasueing’ there (or trespassing for that matter) after seeing that sign.
the poll options are a fail. if it’s creepy, it’s a win: very successful no trespassing sign. if somebody likes being told they have a purty mouth, then this sign doesn’t work at all and is a fail
I…. have no other words to say about this but the following that only FINAL FANTASY 7 (and possibly Kingdom Hearts Series) video game fans/nerds will get: Cid Highwind when he’s drunk?! O_____o
RUUUUUUN !!!!!!!!
But….don’t you fly?
what will they possibly do to to the air-space violators? something even worse, i suppose…
Fear response is not always logical.
I’ve heard of an animal in danger of extinction that bashes it’s head into trees (usually until it dies) when it sees a flash like that of a camera.
It must not do well during lightning storms
Fly … You fools!
Shut it Gandalf!
you for got to say forest lol =P
ruun forest!!
Hogg.
Boss.
Fight.
Club.Night.
Mid.
Wife
Hood.
Lum.
ber.
Tim.
idly
(Bertim??)
Bale.
Fire.
MEN!!!
Ball.
Ooh, we can go to the Fireman’s Ball!
Gown.
sack
Burlap.
rickrolled
A fat one…
WTF?!?
C-c-c-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!!!!
It is a FAILing WIN. Nah, just kidding. It is a WINning FAIL.
W00t! Third!
Oh come on no replies?!
Reply. There you go.
Only from one person??? I hate my life :’(
Attention whore much?
AN HERO!
Anyone who recognizes the phrase, “You got a purty mouth,” will run screaming from this sign. Win. I can even forgive the extra ‘g’ in ‘hog’.
Finally someone who knows. Win indeed.
a definite win warning sign for anyone who has seen…. that…. film and knows the consequences of trespass.
A fail for people who have no idea what the hell the rest of us are jabbering on about
You gonna do some prayin’ for me, boy. And you better pray good.
“SQUEAL LIKE A PIG, BOY!! SQUEAL LIKE A PIG!!”
ctrl+f “squeal”. Very effective sign.
Woo-hoo! I’m glad someone got the Deliverance reference.
Precisely! It’s all the more authentic a threat because of the misspellings, I think. I shuddered when I read it because I can just hear him saying “Squeal like a pig!” So wretched.
Everyone knows the extra “g” is for added effect.
FALE
No, no. It’s spelt Phail.
Fial.
C-C-C-Combo Breaker! XD
Flail.
Perhaps they are simply trying to speak French.
Très pasuers.
*tilts head, listening for banjo music*
I can never go camping again.
Pointless. For me, at least, fails and wins are unintentional — times when wrong intentions go right or right intentions go wrong. This sign was made with intentional spelling and grammar mistakes and an intentional reference to a well-known movie. For all we know, it was put up 5 minutes before the picture was taken.
To be a win, this would have to be at least 40 years old and accidentally reference the movie, not something done in a deliberate attempt to be funny. This sort of obvious set up bores me.
*yawns*
You sure know a lot about what’s boring, Mister!
Deliberate put-ons are boring to me, yes. YMMV, and isn’t it a wonderful world that it does.
You Made My Vuvuzela?
Yes, My Mom’s Venezuelan?
Yoda, My Master’s Vader?
Yetis Must Masticate Venison?
Yummy Mulled and Minced Victuals?
Yentel Made Me Vomit?
I heard Yentel made alot of people vomit.
Yum! My Meal’s Vunderful!
Yon Mountain Men Vexed!
You Merry, Madcap Vixen!
Wait, wut?
Yoga Made Me Verile.
Yo, Mofo! My Vinaigrette!
Yeast Make Meat Vodka?
Yodeling Men Might Varsovienne!
Yep, My Mundane Victory.
Y’all, my mom’s visiting.
rephrase the part “master vader” (and put a little of dirty mind ^^)
No.
D=
BBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZ
Stiff wankers bore me.
If you lived in and were native to any area where non-native and passer-through know-it-alls perceived you as this stereotypical person, then you might not be so bored by this.
Hey! You guys wanna hear my six-hundred page report on the fascinating qualities of sand?
*makes popcorn and pulls up a chair*
*looks at Quaz expectantly*
*hogg ties CJ*
You got a purty mouth.
Squeel like a Piggy, Boy!
WWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sooooo creepy.
It’s a win, but not for the reason you gave.
It’s a win because it causes the desired effect, people do not want to be around whoever wrote that.
Exactly. I want it in my front yard!
WIN- intentionally revolting/scaring people enough to stay off of your land!
This must have been where Obama learned economics
*checks calendar*
Why wasn’t I told today is Cr@ppy Fail day?
Would you have shown up otherwise?
I haven’t shown up for the fails in a long, long time.
*squeeze*
*squeeze* Me neither.
It’s a surprise.
What, you don’t like it?
You don’t like it.
*sigh*
Come back, Scotty! I made brownies!!!
*sniff, sniff, sniff*
Brownies?
It’s not that we don’t like it, it’s just that…um, that…
Lets hope for the rednecks that wrote this sign that it’s a human who trespasses, eventhough I doubt they care.
It’s a definite WIN!!! Rednecks FTW!
As I understand it, they have an affinity for pigs.
I rest my case ↓.
‘Sup.
Let me hear ya squeal like a pig…
Let me watch you grasp frantically at the arrow through your chest.
+1
Fail for the misspell, win for the Zombieland reference and overall win for a possible Hills Have Eyes reference.
You’re quite young aren’t you???
HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHaha, Grrrp, gak!
@Luimnigh OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! Get off the interwebs before it eats you alive, you naive little thing.
“win for the Zombieland reference”
Fail; it’s a reference to “Deliverance.”
The reference is from the movie Deliverance.
This was in Zombieland?
As a reference to Deliverance.
Is it odd that what bothers me about this sign is that the i’s are the only letters not in CAP form lol
The Ls in “will” aren’t capitalized.
Nor are the Us.
Squeal like a pig boy!
wee!
Haters gonna hate, I think this is pretty funny. And of course, it’s intentional, and yes, it’s a win.
Hill Billy WIN
esta en semi español ^^ it was intended to be bilingual o bilingue ^^
Heart of Darkness WIN!!!
*never knew so many movies paid homage to Deliverance*
Major Pain win?
@hee hee – Is it Special Olympics day on Failblog?
No, apparently it’s Creepy as Hell Day. Maybe even Week.
*sneaks into the conversation a week too late*
I heard creepy as hell week, thought i might drop by.
*lays cold clammy hand on Avis’s shoulder*
sup?
If you hear banjos playing ahead of you, run for your life.
If you hear banjos playing behind you, you are screwed either way.
:p
Looks like we got us a sow here instead of a boar.
It depends on if they read the sign and purposely trespass or not.
Ten internets to the person who can tell me what was the next movie the director did.
It’s kind of an odd choice.
Twilight?
(Obvious troll hides under bridge anyway…)
this is a win it means trespassers will be physically and mentally sexually assaulted
No it means random sandwich will be dipped into blueberry pudding and inserted into gas can of munchin fueled crazy liquid nitro power burning funny car!!!
Zardoz…i win…pay up…i want my internets…
*hands over the ten internets*
You are aware they are utterly worthless, right?
That would be Zardoz with Sean Connery.
I gotta see that.
It’s only a WIN if the sign is in Georgia! Did you know that the river in the movie was the same one they used in the 1996 Olympics?
And the river is in Tennessee not Georgia, filmed on the Hiwassee.
Doh! Just a little too slow…Now if only I could find a link to “Ned Beatty had the hardest part” I might be able to redeem myself.
this jus creeps me out…its sounds like a pyscho killer lives here
You are 12. Get off the intrawebz.
I think thid is a win, if you read this no trespassing sign would you rly go on to the property well would you?!
Well I’d do anything to receive a compliment.
You both are 12 and ghey (not in the good way) so get off the konfuzing interwebbys.
win if southners fail if city folk lol
Bet that will keep those pesky Jehovah’s Witnesses away.
And those kids selling magazine subscriptions too.
Those damn kids better get off my lawn…
ok,my mouth is “purty” but thats just creepy for a hillbilly to say “Wow,you have hollywood teeth HEEER HEER”ok i think im kinda off subject lol.
Exactly! How would he know if he’s behind you
Not really a fail or a win; just out of place. Would have been much better suited on Oddly Specific.
So would you.
I would have to say this is a win….a very disturbing win, but a win all the same!
yay happy dance for something positive references
it’s a WAIL, cuz i’d like to punch that guy in the face for being controversial.
Controversial? Makes you want to punch? You are big ol’ slab of sh!t-ka-bob served with crap sauce.
@Avis..yes I know they are not a real prize..atleast not yet…
It’s very obviously a joke on the movie Deliverance. Here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj4LnfkdJDM&NR=1 Skip to 3:40 unless you want to hear a man be molested. Even though this scene is terrifying, this is one of the greatest movies of all time.
I’d say this is a creepy WIN. I mean I would definitely not be planning on ‘trespasueing’ there (or trespassing for that matter) after seeing that sign.
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Redneck fail
definitely WIN, that is the best hick no trespass sign that ever existed! If that doesn’t keep the boys out, nothing will
Written by a large, sunburned, stanky, redneck man named “Bubba.”
you rang?
the poll options are a fail. if it’s creepy, it’s a win: very successful no trespassing sign. if somebody likes being told they have a purty mouth, then this sign doesn’t work at all and is a fail
WAIL (win + fail)
FAIL
All they need is a banjo playing in the background and Ned Beatty squealing like a pig.
Neither fail nor win, just pure WTF
total epic win… but still very creepy
I don’t think even Failblog got the “Deliverance” reference. This photo is a total win.
“Hogg” tied suggests that there is some sort of “Dukes of Hazard” fetish involved. :p
It depends on whether the misspellings were intentional or not. This could be a win.
It’s Piglet’s house! This is what his grandfather originally wrote before the sign broke.
Well theres a song by Korn called “All In The Family” and somewhere in there he says “boy your sure have a perty mouth.” Realted? Possible
At least I’m in eunuch country.
I think it leans toward the tasteless side. “Fail Blog” has more panache than that.
Win! The sign works. I will never, ever, ever trespass on his land.
hill billy win
WIN!!!! I totally bet this sign accomplishes its purpose – Keeping trespasuers the heck outta his way!!!!!!
Win, Fail or Heinous? LOL
I thought I heard banjos.
Me too man, me too.
Fail, because rape jokes aren’t funny.
Win, because Deliverance jokes are.
Does he kiss people like they are his princess?
both win and fail. It is extremely creep and un-educated but it get the point across to NOT go there
When I read the first part of the sign, I was hoping that it would say “Trespassers will be hogg tied, and pushed down, into, some snakewater.”
Okay, there is so much fail in there that the negatives have equaled out to be a positive thus making it a win.
I agree.
drunk much?
I…. have no other words to say about this but the following that only FINAL FANTASY 7 (and possibly Kingdom Hearts Series) video game fans/nerds will get: Cid Highwind when he’s drunk?! O_____o