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Not quite a stab in the dark.
It is just a Slice of life *sigh
You have to watch out when you’re trying to be on the cutting edge of the news.
Sometimes you just have to roll the dice.
Whoever put this together just isn’t cutting the mustard.
I’m sure Hilt try harder next time.
That was dull.
Oh, but your comment was so cleaver.
lol
knife…er, nice.
Silly rabbets, nicks are for kerfs.
I saw what you did there.
I swear I wasn’t looking at anyone’s cleavage!
But she’s wearing a really low-cut top, and she sure does fillet.
*Has a stroke*
*Rents under the big top*
I’m not sure what the problem would be, it’s a lovely paring.
*steels a peek*
Stop, Jack, it’s shear madness I tell hew!
♪ Skive talkin’. . . ♪ ^
Pay no heed to a mans eyes fair lady, for eyes are oft complicit in deceipt. Tis the temper of a mans weapon that reveils his true intention.
Every knife/cutting related pun feels wrong here, so I shall abstain.
No need…feel free to cut it up. Just watch where you’re pointing that…
Let the doctor go, he/she can’t hack it here.
It takes time and thought to forge a well-tempered reply when murder-suicide distracts from the humor of a fail.
Alright guys, cut it out.
♫ Chop! In the name of…. ♫
I’m not cleaning that up!
*Rumbas*
Hmmm…isn’t there a Bryan Adams song that would work here?
Its a sad story but there is no need to get to cut up about it… ZING!!!
Well, you do have to be careful with sharp knives.
There’s no other way to slice it.
I’m now stabbed with a compulsion to put a slit in that paper.
There’s always a sharp side to it.
Cutting edge news.
Marius, you’re looking sharp today!
Thanks. You’re looking pretty keen yourself, Ms B.
That was so funny, I almost whet my pants!
That was a very poignant comment, Czuhc.
I am thinking about faking illness and going home but I know that Karma will be back to kick my ass. I have so much to do but no motivation. The weather isn’t helping either. *depressed sigh*
*Gives Leila TPS*
“TPS”, Marius?
Tempered Pea Stew?
Toilet paper skirt?
The Party Stuff?
Time (to) Play Solitaire?
Tickle.
Poke.
Squeeze. (Payment for poke)
Tired Pathetic Sighs?
Transmits Playful Sentiment.
Tasty Pieces of Steak wouldn’t be appropriate. . .
perhaps Tempeh Pieces from Soy?
Tasty Peeps Snack!
Failpeeps are not food!!!
Total
Peep
Shock
Temporary Personality Shift.
Sorry.
Tiny Pirate Skulls?
*sympathetic squeeze*
I know how you feel, sweetie…
Can you make it go away? *sobs*
*gives Leila a smile*
Here…I hope this brightens your day a bit!
Here’s a thought…Cuddle Puddle? Hmmm? Anyone?
Need hugs too
*squeezes Leila*
*squeezes all failpeeps within reach*
*sulks*
*squeezies*
Awww…it’s ok, K@…
Poor baby!
*squeezie-hugs*
*squeezeandsplash*
What a wonderfulicious idea!
*wheels in giant pool full of whimsical inflatable toys*
*sets up dessert cart – all chocolate-inspired edibles*
*Sad face*
No vanilla goodies?
*unwraps gaily packaged tray of vanilla cookies*
Just for you, sweetie!
Eeeeeeee!
Nom *Squeeze* Nom!
Did someone say CHOCOLATE?
*quietly adds a tray of vanilla goodies and fruit*
*Quietly noms and squeezes*
Let not do anything rash.
*takes knife away from Leila*
*squeeze*
*puts knife in with his collection*
You might as well take this one too.
*pulls out pocket knife from bra*
*squeeze*
Heeheeeeeeeee!!!!
*pokes Leila*
You started it.
You didn’t pay. I will give you a discount since you are my friend.
Ahem…we’re serious. :[
*SQUEEZE*
I’ll pay. No worries.
*squeezeChangeBack*
You’ll get a second wind. Don’t chop and change between tasks…pick one and do do do it until it’s done…that way you won’t feel like you’re spinning the wheels. Drink water. Eat something low GI. Always wipe from the back, and remember your posture.
Speaking of wiping from the back – what kind of woman leaves a HUGE pube ON the toilet seat?
Soooo glad I didn’t eat breakfast this morning…gross!
How do you think I feel?
I witnessed the shenanigans.
Ever think it might not be hers?
I don’t want to think that.
Wow! Seriously Marius? How could you???? …and why??? WHY?
*flees crying*
You witnessed her plucking and artfully placing her pubic hair on a public toilet?
Sheesh! At least close the stall door before you engage in such behavior.
Okay, I am leaving a basket full of *squeezes* for all my FB Peeps right here. I will be back when I can stick my head out of the water.
Aw! I just started the cuddle puddle! ↑↑↑
Wait. What day is it?
Eeeeeeeeeee!!! Cuddle Puddle on a Tuesday?
*swims*
Can I cheer you up? I have a story about Gareth, but I think it’s already known here
I shall have my cheezburger! *stabs*
K. Do we have some left over chocolate cake. Not the one Dragon faceplanted on though.
Nice, real life Google AdWords.
… gone wrong.
*looks up “knife” in paper’s index*
References: C-2, with subsections “sharpening”, “slicing”, “stabbing”…
I’m having a hard time not seeing this as a win. Seems to be a well organized page to me.
This is actually a double fail.
Aside from the ad placement, look at what the knife is cutting…
Ach, so. You’re saying something about that murder stinks? *wink, wink*
The knife seems to be cutting the cheese.
It’s an example of gouda image placement.
*hands Gracie a cheese sandwich*
Molten, one of those smelly but oh so delicious French cheeses
Oh God!
*Queasy green look*
BLAAAAAAAAAARH!
G ^
*Bukkits*
CHEESE!
You are being cheesy?
It’s an example of gouda lmage placement.
If you hear an echo, it's just and after-!mage
He can’t stop saying it.
It… It…. It…. It….
He’s ghosting…quick! Someone save him!!!
Hey, who turned out the lights?
Stay out of the shadows!!!
Really, “Blink” was pretty scary.
How about “The Empty Child”?
“Are you my Mommy?”
The scariest part of “Blink” was the creepy music they played. “The Empty Child” was an awesome episode…and very creepy. Notice how each of these episodes were written by Stephen Moffat and yet, it took me a bit to really get into this season that just ended.
I’m also not a big fan of the latest season either, too wrapped up in the wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff. Hope that’s out of his system for the next season.
Oh, and it took me all season to warm up to Matt Smith.
I do, too. Part of me thinks he was almost trying too hard to prove himself coming off of a very successful run with RTD and DT. So many new things in this series (Doctor, TARDIS, companion, theme)…I just kinda want some simplicity back…
And you call yourself a geek…
*poke*
This season was a total restart. New doctor, new companion, new writer, new everybody. I kind of love Amy Pond, but Matt Smith as the doctor still needs time to grow on me while I mourn David Tennant.
I was an Eccleston fan, but had no problem with the transition to Tennant, so I’m not sure why I had trouble with Smith. Maybe it’s like Mouse says, it was a very abrupt change. In Tennant’s first episode he spend most of the time in bed asleep.
Maybe it’s just the fangirl in me, but I really liked that…
In any case, there was some continuity between the 9th and 10th Doctors. You really didn’t get that this time around, so it didn’t even feel like the same show.
Btw, Eccleston was awesome…
My first episode was “Waters of Mars”. After seeing that, I went and got series 1…and had to get used to Tennant all over again…
I thought it was a good technique for easing the transition. It gave Rose a whole episode to ‘introduce’ the new doctor.
I had a friend who put me on to the series, and insisted that I watch in order from “Rose” to “Doomsday” (the most current at the time) Then I joined in watching the broadcasts.
“Doomsday” made me bawl like a baby…and also made me dislike Martha quite a bit. As much as Stephen Moffat has said he doesn’t like Rose, Martha would be the one I dislike the most.
I own the entire new series and my kids and I have watched them numerous times. I love sci-fi anyway, so this only makes my geeky side that much worse…
My daughter liked “Blink” but I can’t get her hooked on the series. She likes Torchwood, but I think it’s just for the sex.
…Actually I’m not sure LCB would have said that part.
*Bukkit*
The Big Bang finally made me feel that this latest season had lived up to Stephen Moffat.
Moffat is big on the time-travel aspect (Blink, The Girl in the Fireplace, Time Crash). I guess I just liked the shows that were more balanced with time-travel, monsters, and character development instead of focusing so heavily on just one part.
The Big Bang was a great episode and I thought it ended the series on a very high note. The Eleventh Hour was a great episode out of the gate, but I almost felt it stalled within the following episodes. It really took some time for me to get used to the new format…and the new Doctor. I’m a huge DT fan, but I gave Matt Smith the benefit of the doubt. Actors are limited to what material they are given, so I really couldn’t blame him entirely for his portrayal of the Doctor.
The Canadian sci-fi network had a live panel show after “The Big Bang” aired, and I liked one of the panelists take. She said the 11th doctor is kind of like a mid-life crisis, he needed some time for a second childhood but at the end of “The Big Bang” he’s getting serious again.
I like that, too! I looked at it as he went from being tormented to being very emotive, so with this regeneration he decided to be a grown-up kid. The true test will be next series…the saga of River Song continues…
Gracie…are you sure those are his knobs??
Nope!
Everyone is so on point with all these cutting remarks. You guys are very sharp.
lolol@this
i’m only commenting because this happened just a few miles from my house :3
NEAT.
Mine, too!!! Oh.My.Gawd! I bet we’re neighbors!!! Are you the funny
lookingperson with the blue Toyota?Is it a blue Prius?
With fuzzy dice hanging from the rear view mirror?
mega fail
Flood Decision Fail is not working for me. I see the video and some titles, but no comments or links.
Ouch, paper cut!
Funny that it’s a knife ad for a cheese company… In addition, of course, to the article to the left of the ad.
Oh gawd. I meant the *right.* Looks like I fail this time.