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Holy crap.
*is dizzy from all the rapid-fire fails*
Congrats Shadow. Hot Dog and their all good as well.
Thanks. Eh, what?
Judging from the body size of the BBQ cremation specialist, he may even eat the dead animals after the process…
does anyone notice the “family pet cremations on the side of the truck??”
Is that a police officer walking up in the background?
Ya I think so!! Lol!!
primis!!!
LOL!!!
So wrong…
Tasteless.
Not with the right sauce.
Holy crap shadow… nice pun…. can’t stop laughing. Thanks guys…
Marginally less creepy though.
Nom nom nom
No, it does have a flavor. Not a good flavor, mind you, but a flavor.
Over done, maybe?
You can has flavor?
I accidentally my pet.
Brings new meaning to the Mystery Machine…it’s a mystery what you’re gonna get.
Sweet and Sour Fido.
Well, then you had to go and spoil it. Way to go.
www .imdb .com/title/tt0457572/
Don’t make me defend my kind. My hoard is excessively large.
What am I missing? Where is the BBQ reference?
Do you not see the grill at the tailgate of the vehicle????
looks like a toolbox lol
With smoke coming out of it?
… Perhaps they left the welder on?
Maybe his tools are just smokin’ hot.
I get it! It’s part of the disguise! Think about it, this guy is tailgating and doesn’t want all the moochers coming by trying to get a sample of his meal. What better way than to have a BBQ that looks like a tool box cooking some unidentified meat next to a vehicle that says pet cremations on it?
Wear a pink rabbit suit.
where the tools go in the hollow space underneath?
Hot dog, anyone?
Wrong…JUST WRONG!!!
in West Virginia, this is known as a “win”
In Soviet Russia, pets that drive a truck with a cremation company’s logo on it grill you.
You gotta love this breather segregation trash. They finally let me power a video, but then shotgun enough fails at us that it ends up in the middle of page two before the day is done.
Well at least you have a video.
There is that and I am thankful, just don’t ask how long it took.
You got one sooner than I did!!
S’all about the puns.
I think.
*Swaps Some Guy’s U with an O*
Perhaps it won’t help with thinking, but it should help with bladder control.
I really don’t think that’s a bbq. It looks like the whole thing closes down in to the base and wheels around. I think it honestly is something logically to do with cremation – not a bbq.
Something logical to do with cremation would be to put the body on a metal thing, slide it into an open flame, and then take it out to give it’s remains to the people who payed you (or throw it away). Sounds like a BBQ to me.
I have seen a grill like that. It is a combo grill that is raised from the base to normal hight. And the bottom is a cooler to store the food in. Makes moving a grill and the cooler easier. Sort of an older model of one of these.
ht tp://www.charbroil.com/product/1870/Grill-2-Go-ICE-Portable-GrillCooler-Combo.aspx
Found the Grill
ht tp://www.beststuff.com/housewares/grill2go-fire-ice.html
Nah really, how tastes pet?
Tastes like chicken.
Cat, the other white meat.
thinkgeek .com/blog/2010/06/officially-our-bestever-cease.html
Not to worry, I did send him a cease and desist letter. Although he may not be smart enough to work out the really big words.
I wonder how did you find this cease and desist letter, but then I read it and it was all clear to me, you where one of the zombies at the Bacon Special Interest Section!
So I don’t know why, but this Greg guy reminds me of Hank Yarbo….
ht tp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hca3jJlqX2s
A portable cremation eh? Well at least it’s something… useless…
What the heck is that machine? It’s not a bbq. it looks like a steampress, but that makes no sense. You know it’s not a bbq, because who invites security? and there is not any meat or any kind of bbq paraphernalia. It looks like whatever this is, the guy had to get it out of his truck because it was smoking/on fire and turn off the propane and security came to check it out.
or maybe the security guy is a dog warden or something all i know is its not right lol
First!!
That you are, good sir! That you are..
Hmm, yea.. Doesn’t look like a grill to me. I don’t know what it is but I assumed it’s something.. logical for the job
A man noticed a farmer walking with three-legged pig on a leash.
It looked very odd.
He said, “Farmer, why are you walking a three-legged pig?”
“Why, stranger, this is no ordinary pig,” the farmer replied. “One night our barn caught on fire, and before my wife and I even woke up, the pig had called the fire department, and herded all the other animals out of the barn.”
“Did he lose his leg in the fire?”
“No, no, and the next week, a burglar got into the house, and the pig had him tied up and the police were on their way before I even realized what had happened.”
“Did the burglar shoot his leg?”
“No, no, and just last week, I fell into the duck pond and was like to drown, except this pig jumped in and pulled me out. Like I say, this is no ordinary pig.”
“Well, that truly is a remarkable pig. But tell me, how did he come to have only three legs?”
“Are you kidding? A pig this good,
you don’t eat all at once.”
So a guy came into a bar one day…
oh wait.. it was a horse, my bad.
So a guy came into a horse one day…
That is so disturbing. My daughter had her 3 months old chihuahua cremated last week after a large dog killed her, attacked without warning and without provocation. For anyone who has gone through this, it’s heartbreaking. I’m very thankful the dog didn’t attack my daughter.
condolences,
that must have been difficult for your family.
HOLY CRAP!!!! I just figured out that today is my two year failiversary!!!
Happy failversary, Avis!
Why thank you kindly!!!
Congratulations on your continued failure! It doesn’t seem like two years does it.
No, some days it feels like I’ve known you guys for at least ten years.
*squeeze*
Do you recall what your first failure was? I mean the failures here, of course.
Happy failiversary, Avis!
Woohoo! Congrats, Avis! I have one coming up in August, I think.
Thank you, guys! You (all my failfriends) are the reasons I come here.
It was Tattoo Fail, and I was a kind a beotch.
Umm… I was kind of a bee-otch that is.
To quote myself on FB2, “Nope. the one I found is eggzacatacly one hour earlier.”
*goes to see just what I said*
Just to let everyone know, this is actually my dad. I was home last weekend and he told me the story of how this happened. He had posted the grill (yes it’s a grill) on craigslist and the only person that responded was a sheriff’s deputy. So my dad met him in a parking lot and a guy walked by while they were discussing the grill and said “This is too funny to pass up”. So he snapped a picture on his phone and the rest is history. Yes my dad is in the pet cremation business and no he didn’t use the grill as an incinerator.
Did he fry?
Sorry. Couldn’t resist.
So the Grilled Chicken wasn’t chicken?
D=
Sorry for the phrase Avis.
2 birds with 1 stone.
Om nom nom! this is a gooood burger! Ya know how loves good burgers? Mah dog Skippy. Skippy… Skippy, here boy!
Always rely on propane for all your basic heating and cooking needs. Cremation, too.
OMGWTFBBQ !!!!11!!!!1
lol you beat me to it!
I hate to say it but…”OMGWTFBBQ!??” *insert Metal Gear !!! sound here*
LOL…fail
Pet cremation while you wait.
OMG is that a cop next 2 the guy in the blue shirt?
This is actually a scene from a new Disney movie about what eventually happened to all the dogs from “101 Dalmatians.” It is entitled “101 Cremations.”
have a nice hot dog, and OMGWTFBBQ!!!
Anyone notice the text on the camper top?
“FAMILY PET CREMATIONS”? Why was he using a pet as charcoal?
See, whats happening here is the guy in the blue is selling this grill on craigslist. his company truck was the only vehicle it would fit in to deliver it to the police guy, who just got off duty and met him in the gas station parking lot to make the deal
hmmmm i smell something fishy