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It’s more like being antisemitic, isn’t it?
Doesn’t everyone hate semantics? Or is it more of a strong dislike?
Hey, I’m always up for semantics.
Those stereotypers are all the same.
Some anticipate your antics better than others.
Lethal WINpon
well I hate symantec *_*…
if this is a jonathan livingston seagull reference, total WIN. if not,I utterly fail.
So, a racist person or a homophobic person is someone who got pooped on by seagulls? After all, people don’t just hate seagulls. The hate begins when they chase you and poop on you (no seagulls here fortunately, but I did once just walk on the street when a swarm of pidgeons suddenly appeared from behind a houseblock, started to chase me, and poop on me once they reached me >_>)
But… But…
They didn’t choose to be that way!
But… but….
Neither did those of other races than yours, or gays. Did it help them?
(OK, the arguments still rage about gays. I am not taking sides, cos, frankly, I don’t give a f%^&k. They are gays, and that’s that and I don’t think it’s my duty to police what others do in their bedrooms.)
Kitchen counters, however, now that’s an entirely different story.
You mean it’s my duty to pass comment on the moral qualities of kitchen counters?
I’m taking sides..
I’m going out on a limb and saying that if there was a choice homosexuals wouldn’t be lining up for criticism mockery and discrimination. Above and beyond very conclusive science that tells us sexual preferrence is a biological trait, It’s moronic to think that there’s anyone on the planet who says “Hey that homophobia looks pretty sweet, how can I get me some of that goin on!”
Actually they kinda do. A lot of the gays I’ve met seem to thrive on the “I’m a victim” mentality. I’ve even seen some of them purposely get in people’s faces and be offensive and then when they say “stop that” they grab their ankles like European soccer players and go “waaaaaah homophobia!!!”
A lot of the humans I’ve met get off on their victim mentalities. Being a whiny self righteous douche with an overbearing sense of entitlement and the uncanny ability to blame all of life’s problems on someone else is hardly a trait reserved for any one group.
The only prerequisite for that kind of behavior is a human genome and no manners.
…Aaaaaaand let the troll wars begin! (BTW, you’re wrong…it IS a choice. Any idiot with half a brain can reason that one out, everything else is just self-justification. There. That is all.)
Really, bee? Tell me, when did you make your choice?
Poor hobo seagulls….surving off the trash of the wealthy…
That’s poor homo seagulls… According to the headline.
“GASP” someone threw away a perfectly good onion
NOT FIRST
YAY! I got one right for once
your gay… troll
your gay troll… is showing
We should stop seagull discrimination. First step: give them money from goverment. It’s the only way to stop discrimination of anyone, even seagulls.
Except old white rich dudes. I’ll still discriminate against them if they get money from the government.
“If”?
As far as I know not all rich men get money from the government.
Like that crazy guy who owns an island and plots world domination.
Has he got a white, long-haired cat in his lap, constantly stroking it?
The Brain? Oh, wait…that’s a mouse. In a lab.
great plan bro.
You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry.
But, they’re rats with wings!
My friends and I do that all the time at school. One of us just starts shouting it out, the rest follow suit, and it doesn’t stop til the teacher yells at us to shut up.
And you wonder why teachers are cranky?
I don’t wonder why, I just wonder why they don’t join in.
They disciminate against you, just as if you were of another race, or a homo, that’s why they don’t join in.
I never wondered. Damn teenagers. I was NEVER that bad…
*innocent look*
*is absolutely positive she is responsible for many of her high school teacher’s grey hairs*
And maybe for some of the ones that are bald now.
I know for a fact I’m the sole purpose one of my teachers last year almost losing her voice on multiple occasions.
I’m sure your mom’s proud…
I’m a hell raiser.
I told my dad I stopped raisin hell and he called me a quitter
You may gloat but I despise such behaviour.
Yeah, people like you give me cat flap fever
My grandfather called them sh!thawks, does that make him a bad person?
Does he kill a puppy after he calls them that?
You got something against rodents?
Not that’s pigeons you’re thinking of.
I thought seagulls would just tern the other cheek.
Hah…only a booby would think that.
You need to try to be less gullible.
I sea what you did there.
*flocks all the gull mockers*
Aw, don’t be such an old coot, Czuhc!
C-C-C-COMBO-BREAKER!!!!1!!
HA! NOW GET THE FLOCK OUT OF HERE!!!!
You’re both loony.
Says the person commenting on a picture of seagull discrimination.
…
Oh wait..
Now, don’t be a gadfly, Warren.
Sorry Mr Admiral
*big innocent puppy eyes.*
Please keep up…you seem low on petrel.
*looks out window at seagulls*
Seagulls are not quite as annoying as racists or homophobes. But they are pretty annoying.
Especially when they’re swarming you trying to get to your cheetos.
Once when I was a capn’ all of my men developed scurvy. I believe it is my fault in part because all I bought was Cheetos when we went to port! Argh.
Seagulls are the black people of the animal kingdom
so wft would a pegon be considered?
The Vatican.
penguin, raven, or black swan?
I don’t know why but all those names sound like they belong in Batman.
Wow, just wow……oh and *facepalm*…..*sigh*….
Hahaha! This kept me laughing for ages. So much wtf value. Thankyou failblog.
*eyes suspiciously*
You don’t seem very angry to me.
*slaps around the face*
Don’t you see!?
He is angry.
In the soul o_o.
*looks closer*
Nope, still don’t see it… Maybe if he stopped laughing and saying thank you.
Right now he just seems Canadian.
Absolutely, we go around apologizing to everyone we see for being so gosh-darn angry.
Sorry about that.
Sorry?
You lost me on ‘Canadian’
I’ll let you slide this time, but don’t let it happen again!
*gives Scottie a stern look*
Todays my ‘happy’ day.
Are they also like mexicans, redheads, and asians?
I never knew redheads where a race.
They are. A soulless, evil race….
The Gingers? Srsly you didn’t get that memo? You gotta get on your local biggotry union about that. You can’t be falling behind on prejudices, you’ll look ignorant.
lol, and i never knew gays were a race
That sky rat stole my pastry…
…and took my Doritos.
*Homeless person takes Doritos and Pastries and runs away in glee.*
Yes. The hobo’s are using the seagulls now.
Haters gonna hate.
I don’t hate you seagull, infact I loved you in Finding Nemo and Bay Watch.
Sadly, I was never credited corretly in that short Baywatch stint I was in.
I wonder what the genus homas ?
You might want to hide that gun.
Haha, ironically enough two seagulls in my town have been shot through the head with crossbow bolts and they’re both still flying around with crossbow bolts sticking through their heads. I was going to try and put it up as a fail but heres a link with the pictures if you don’t beleive me – http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1287001/Second-seagull-bolt-head-tourist-town.html – it’s kinda sick animal lovers.
Actually I’m kind of afraid of seagulls all of a sudden now. D:
Hmm, aside from the fact that they do look kinda disturbing – why? Is it because you’ve suddenly realised that even a crossbow bolt can’t stop these creatures?
(sigh)….. forget it. This is going to look weird when the comments finally appear so people can see them.
Bloggy eat a few of them? Or did you get moderated?
Love is never fail.
I’m not racist; I have a lot of friends that are seagulls.
I’m racist against ants, though, which is kinda like being racist against seagulls. I just moved to chemical warfare with them in the kitchen. I’m a horrible person.
What more do they want? We’ve already given them state protection here!
But… but… don’t you live inland?
Yup. But we do have this big, salty lake thingy that attracts them. They came to hold such an honored position by taking care of a cricket infestation back when the valley was settled. And now we can’t get rid of ‘em.
You would think with all that salt in the lake they’d've died of hypertension by now.
They’re pretty fond of any sizable body of water, salty or not. St. Louis has them nearer the river (and some of the ponds in the park). Chicago has TONS of them, pretty far inland too.
Not sure they need a body of water. There’s a flock that flies around the landfill at Leadville, Colorado. After I found out there were pelicans in Colorado, I started wondering which set of birds followed the others there. Then I got a headache. I blamed it on the altitude.
*nods*
Sure sounds like you were high.
*nods back*
About 10,000 feet.
I have pics of the pelicans, I’ll shine them up and send them to you, shall I?
Why am I not surprised??
Thinking about it now, I am a sagull hater deep down inside! Back when I used to play pokemon I would always kill Wingull and Peliper with childish glee!
Peliper?
Wingull?
What type of berry are you on!?
He’s talking about sagull’s. They’re a close relative of the seagull but they live inland, can’t fly and hop about on one leg.
Damn straight, why you all gotta be so birdist?
On a side note, why isn’t it showing my proper profile icon?..
Because it hates you!
What more do they want? We’ve already given them state protection here
I may hate them but they are oh so tasty on the grill!
They Hate humans!
We would not hate them so much if they actually tasted good. Does anyone hate chickens? But I heard that seagull flesh tasted like rotten fish.
Was this an article on PETA?
Am I the only one who is curious about the article?
And what if I love seagulls when they are babies and hate when they grow? or viceversa?
i would actually call this a WIN not a FAIL
And Jimmy cracked corn, but…
… he did not shoot the deputy?
They are sea pigeons, no more, no less. And i hate it when humans demand that they (pigeons and sea gulls) not be fed! Remember Jonathan Livingston Seagull, peons!
They are sea pigeons, no more, no less. I hate it when humans demand that they (both kinds) that they not be fed! All hail Jonathan Livingston Seagull!
Dude… they are white… and they lay eggs… it’s not the same at all…
i got one to enter fly by mode when i was to close to its nest
The gulls are shouting: “come see the violence inherent in the system!”
AGREE. I love seagulls. And people of every race, and gays (but they will never love me back!)
Don’t worry, the lesbians will love you back.
Everyone is Hitler. Except Hitler. Joseph who? hating seagulls is as bad as being racist or homophobic. Disney hated people with long hair, he’s racist. he hated Jews but that’s besides the point. I’m going to sue everyone for everything because my feelings were hurt.
That’s America in a nutshell these days.
I didn’t realize long haired people had their own race.
I hate seagulls. Hate hate HATE seagulls. If all people of another race than myself started flying overhead and pooping on me all the time, I may think about becoming a racist. Until then, not so much.
Are they trying to say that being racist and homophobic is normal?
I hear that the seagull rights movement is comparable to the civil rights movement.
No, no it’s not.
This has GOT to be from The Onion. It sounds just like them.
Also, they’re not “seagulls”, they’re gulls. And don’t have to live near water.
A seagull once attacked my mother on the beach. I smacked it with a 700 page hardback biography of Albert Einstein, and it flew off. What that a hate crime or self defense?
You were reading that on the beach?
Where can I read this whole article? :p
Perfect wording. Nice photo. Clear win.
The truth is they look like they just came from a Diversity Parade.
So, that’s why7 I’m short – my Grandma had a rooster that used to chase me! Wow – thanks. I finally figured it out.
Yeah – I didn’t have my coffee yet. why7
stupid title
So I cant hate someone for pooping or yelling at me?
Yeah, but the dirty disease-ridden vermin carry the freaking plague, make a mess everywhere, and have no benefit; they’re just like rats with no purpose except annoyance.
Of course I speak of the Dutch; but I guess I’m not fond of seagulls either.
they have obviously never been to aberdeen – everyone would be converted to a seagull hater.
I hate seagulls. I try and run them over with my car… I haven’t succeded yet, but someday…. Sure, they might look clean and pretty at the beginning of summer, doing cute tricks for food, but by fall, they’re all dirty and nasty looking and swarm the vehicals looking for a freebie… Die stupid seagulls…..
You’re mean. Don’t kill my cousins. D:<
so…. 99% of people who live where seagulls do are racist or homophobic? honestly, who likes seagulls?
And now what?I couldnt f**king care less, I am racist and homophobic anyways. I have never ever seen a seagull, but sure if I had, I would be hating them.
this is a WIN… whoever hates seagulls is being racist and/or homophobic.
*sarcasm* Right. Everyone knows all seagulls (which are hated by mankind as a whole) are black, gay people. LOL News column FAIL!!!
this headline totally epically wins
you…
just…
lost…
the game!
So it’s perfectly fine to irrationaly, intensenly and persistently fear homos and hate other races?
Never heard anyone judging hating seagulls.
Last time I checked I didn’t have gay people and people who aren’t of the same racial background as me crapping on my car’s door handles. However, other hetero white people… those are ones you have to look out for.