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  1. Ms B ♥ says:

    *cries*

    I guess you need to learn early.

  2. Avis says:

    Wishes really do come true!!!

    • Avis says:

      There are two of them then? :shock:
      I worry about todays children sometimes. Like now.

      • golden says:

        yeah, it’s bad enough when children who are trying to be all grown up at the age of 10-12, but when your mom is schooling you to be a stripper when your a baby? … I have no words

  3. Avis says:

    It’s the toddler sized fishnets that disturb me the most.

    • 10loladahl says:

      All babies wear them in Europe.

    • kaptain_gonzo says:

      That’s not a kid sized outfit and fishnets! Looks like momma is using her work clothes to dress up baby. Not to mention, one tug on that blue cord and everything will pop out. Not that momma might worry about that. And, what’s that furry thing on the floor? Just askin’.

    • Mary says:

      Well… they’re too big for her.

      They use them as well for dancing festivals for little girls too.

    • pirate94 says:

      actually if you’ve ever worn fishnets you’ll notice that those are regular sized ones in this picture. when you first get them they look like they’re sized for a baby but they’re not. looks like the rest of the oufit is made for someone bigger than a toddler as well, so i don’t think any of this was designed by anyone but the mother, who obviously has issues.

    • rebecca brown says:

      ditto.

  4. d says:

    FIRST!!!!..to call cps

  5. Leila™ says:

    *sign, sign pass*

    I will be over there if you need me.

  6. John B says:

    She’s going to make a great firefighter when she grows up.

  7. e says:

    kinda messed up

  8. Mouse says:

    I admit… I looked at this picture and my first thought was “Is it a fail because that electrical outlet is uncovered?”

    • Admiral Apparent says:
      Me, too!
      • Avis says:

        Particularly since it seems the child’s eyes are locked on it?

        • Mouse says:

          It’s weird, because sockets were never covered when I was growing up. We learned from being shocked and blasted across the room not to hold the metal prongs while plugging things in.

          • Czuhc says:

            A few years ago I wanted to play the handyman and screw a socket in the wall, but I put the screwdriver in the wrong hole. A 100% metal screwdriver. …We all have metal screwdrivers in Europe.

            • Little Girl Blue >ZAP!< Dot Org says:

              …and you still have your hand, czuhc?

            • Admiral Apparent says:

              When I was a young lad living at home with my parents, a lamp bulb burned out while I was reading by it. I left to retrieve a replacement and returned with it two minutes later. The lampshade was below my eye level while standing, so I reached under to remove the burned out bulb, and…my arm went numb. I could feel a vibration growing in intensity and traveling all the way up to my shoulder. Luckily, gravity did its thing and my hand dropped away. Dad had come by and removed the burned out bulb and took it outside to a trash can. He also went to get a replacement bulb, but we hadn’t crossed paths.

            • Adolf Hitler says:

              What? The voltage in Europe is 230 V! (For all you dummies: It’s about 110 V in America I think)

              • Dan says:

                110 was the old standard in America, it’s currently 120, and 240 for 3-wire (not including the ground) setups such as for large appliances. Most of Europe originally relied on 220 on a 2-wire setup, but the current standard is 230, I believe, with voltages ranging from 220-240.

                This is why it’s necessary to use an adapter for American appliances in Europe; plugging something designed for 120v into a 230v outlet is a good way to fry it. Conversely, plugging a European appliance into an American outlet will also damage it, just not in the same way.

                Also, it’s not the volts that kill you, it’s the amps…and how you’re conducting. While I wouldn’t recommend trying it out, if you’re in a position in which the electricity travels down only one side of the body instead of across the chest or cranium, you greatly increase your chances of survival.

                • aphexZero says:

                  A very good essay Dan.
                  I have to add that the 1983-standard allready was 230v, but since there was a tolerance of +/-10% there was no problem that the UK used 240v and german speaking countries used 220v.

              • rebecca says:

                Why are you calling people “dummies” if you don’t know the true voltage? it’s 115.

            • aphexZero says:

              1. Don’t you have RCDs in your circuits?
              2. Never ask someone to switch off the circuit, do it by yourself!
              3. I live in europe and i’ve never seen a 100% metal screw driver in my entire life…

          • Jackpot says:

            I highly doubt you were “blasted across the room” from a standard wall outlet.

    • Sienc says:

      My first thought too!

    • Divine Goddess of the Cuddle Puddle says:

      And it appears she’s going to shove baby’s toes into the socket?

    • lina inverse says:

      LMAO me too! then i noticed the fishnets and i was confused for a second.

  9. Lyndsay says:

    This woman should be ashamed of herself.

  10. Josh says:

    I’m more concerned about the child size stripper outfit, then I am about the child size stripper…

  11. Club Owner says:

    Do the clients put monopoly money in her diaper?

  12. torchrain says:

    Nothing wrong with pole danceing.

  13. Minty Green Guy says:

    Oh my gosh…it’s a little Miley.

  14. Alan Gerow says:

    How DARE she leave exposed outlets like that!

  15. bertbad says:

    Her mom has a tattoo so it should figure she is showing her daughter how to be trash too.

  16. Mouse says:

    On second inspection: That’s really pink.

  17. Vulpes says:

    This is where déjà vu moments start.

  18. walker says:

    poledance is the new walk

  19. Shipoopi says:

    just a little further down there, blue

  20. goddessoftheclassroom says:

    This has upset me more than any one picture on this site. That’s a BABY, for heaven’s sake, and the woman is sexually objectifying her. This is just wrong,.

    • bertbad says:

      ^ This.

      Also, I bet she gives her a tattoo to complete the trash making.

      • Minty Green Guy says:

        *clears throat*
        Just because one has a tattoo does not make on trash. I know alot of people who are good, holehearted, non-trashy people and have tattos. It’s stereotypical people like you who get on my nerves and should learn to shut their f*cking mouths.

        • bertbad says:

          I’m sorry. You are probably right. Mark me down for confirmation biased ideas. She is probably a nice woman. Again, I am sorry.

        • gulo says:

          Calm down, sir. We’re trying to have a civilized discussion about half-naked stripper babies here.

        • Little Girl Blue >ZAP!< Dot Org says:

          Thanks, MGG. Couldn’t agree more.

          *longtimenosqueeze*

        • M says:

          How is a tattoo a sign of being all about yourself? Are pierced ears then as well? And getting a haircut? A new outfit? Coming your hair? These are all things people do to look nice – the same reason why most people get tattoos. Is it really a sign of caring about nothing but yourself if you want to look nice? If so, sign me up for egotist-ville. I like my hair without tangles, my clothes without stains, and my ears with pretty, dangling, shiny things. F**K THE WORLD, I am getting a haircut!

          • Edwin says:

            I don’t particularly care for piercings, either. Earrings can be worn without them, not to mention are removable. Aside from that, I fail to see how personal grooming/cleanliness and self-mutilation have anything in common. Your last sentence alone says more than the rest of your post. The least you could do would be to try and keep your discourse civil. I think we can all agree that the world has more than enough hate in it already.

            • M says:

              I hope you understand the concept of sarcasm, because I thought I made it pretty clear that that is what I was using. If not, my apologies for my lack of clarity.

              How can you talk about respect and civility, though, when you are moralizing people for what they think is beautiful and condemning them for something that harms no-one? From the outset you assume that someone who has decided to beautify their body in a non-traditional belongs to the lowest part of society. You act as if having a tattoo instantly makes a person selfish and uncaring of others. How can you connect a person’s moral worth to what they think looks nice? Someone’s morality is to be judged by their actions and intentions, not by their sense of style. For every tattooed person that is morally bankrupt, there is at least one ink-less counterpart.

              In my opinion, we shouldn’t attach moral worth and social standing to a person’s skin color – be this black or white, multi-colored or plain.

              • Edwin says:

                Where do you draw your own line on moralization? How about suicide? If it is your body to do with as you please, surely that is acceptable? There is no greater earthly creation than the human person. To treat it as anything less is very sad to me.

                Where did I present myself as racist? Skin color has nothing to do with choice. We are all given free will. What we choose to do with it says a lot.

                • M says:

                  How are suicide and tattoos related? Did you not catch the part about people with tattoos not harming anyone? That includes themselves. Getting a tattoo might hurt for a bit, but in the long run it is about as harmful as getting a bikini wax – and the latter is probably more painful.

                  On another note, how is decorating your body – which is what tattoos do for many people – treating the human person as less than the greatest earthly creation? Some would say that a tattoo is exactly meant for worshiping this creation, for highlighting how amazing and beautiful the human body really is. Just because you do not find it beautiful and enriching, does not mean others don’t. Don’t forget, beauty has no standard; it is in the eye of the beholder.

                  Furthermore, you might not have presented yourself as racist and I never meant to call you one, but you made no bones about being unfairly judgmental and bigoted towards people with tattoos. You judge them based on what they put on their skin, not by what is underneath it. You do not know why they chose to ink themselves, yet you have no problem with judging them for it. As you said, we are all given free will. We can exercise this in any way we want, barring that we do not harm ourselves or others – and as far as I can see, tattoos are harmless.

              • Dan says:

                Blog ate my response to him, likely because I wasn’t as polite, but I think you summed it up pretty well. My old neighbor has a tattoo that serves as a daily reminder of his late wife; I wonder if Edwin would assume he’s all about himself?

                It’s my opinion that what brings this world down is not what people do to their own bodies, but people like Edwin who feel that everyone can be summarized by one aspect of their person and casually dismissed as immoral or less moral on that basis.

            • M says:

              I hope you understand the concept of sarcasm, because I thought I made it pretty clear that’s what I was using. If not, my apologies for my lack of clarity.

              On another note, how can you talk about respect and civility when you are moralizing people for what they think is beautiful and condemning them for something that harms no-one? From the outset you assume that someone who has decided to beautify their body in a non-traditional belongs to the lowest part of society. You act as if having a tattoo instantly makes a person selfish and uncaring of others. How can you connect a person’s moral worth to what they think looks nice? Someone’s morality is to be judged by their actions and intentions, not by their sense of style. For every tattooed person that is morally bankrupt and selfish, there is at least one ink-less counterpart.

              Furthermore, tattoos – in one form or another – have been around almost as long as society has. If they are the prophets of the vulgar god Self, then this god has been around since people have and is as much a sign of our new society as Christianity, Judaism or Islam.

              In my opinion, we shouldn’t attach moral worth and social standing to a person’s skin color – be this black, white, or multi-colored.

          • MewMew says:

            ^ THIS.

        • KENNY says:

          Huge tatoos on woman are trashy, bottom line. Popeye. OK. Sailors, OK. bikers, OK. Women with a rose on your hip, OK kinda sexy. A skull with a python sliding through it on your lower back. NO. Why do you think they call ‘em tramp stamps

          • M says:

            Let me just get my two rulers out to measure this lovely double standard.

            Oh, and they are called tramp stamps because people like you still exist to reinforce antiquated and biased sexual norms.

          • J. says:

            I am glad to see you completely nullify anything you have to say by proudly displaying your sexist biggotry. Go beat on your wife to make her love you and stay off the blogs.

        • Ren says:

          “You seem kind of…full of yourself.”
          “Of course I’m full of myself-who else would I be full of?”

        • DrB says:

          *shows tattoo*

          I’ll stand next to anyone in the street and proudly measure civility, participation in society, or values.

          Though apparently asshat up there thinks I should go looking for a needle to get the damage done?

          *steps off soapbox*

        • 777 says:

          Well, fortunately as the rest of the world evolves, you’ll be warm & comfortable with your outdated, conservative views. Your way is dead, your ideas are stagnant. You are clinging to a Golden Lie. But don’t worry… we’ll drag you kicking & screaming into the 21st century.

  21. Mouse says:

    So I was wondering what was so wrong about stopping to see Bridget the Midget while on duty. I mean, who cares? And then Failblog has to go and show us Bridget.

  22. Mouse says:

    *contacts the spelling police*
    *dials the unnecessary capitalization squad for backup*

    • mikethemotormouth says:

      miight want to contact the improper spelling division while you’re at it

      • Patrick says:

        They did call the spelling police. No need to be redundant. And it’s ironic that you misspelled might while making your comment.

  23. gulo says:

    Woah. She’s gonna be one-upping everybody with her crappy childhood stories…

  24. Dallen says:

    Someday when her therapist looks back, this is going to be the starting point of the great downfall.

  25. Chris says:

    Getting a start in the family business

  26. canoehead says:

    For Fail Blog- this is an inappropriate picture of a child. It doesn’t matter that the body parts are all covered- it is a child in a sexual situation. Take the photo down.

  27. Delilah says:

    somebody call CPS!!

  28. Maltsevini says:

    shoot her somebody please

  29. Pedobear says:

    This is going too far… EVEN FOR ME!!!!

  30. Some Guy says:

    Truthfully, I see this almost every December at my school. The girls here get knocked up and just LOVE to dress their kids in ”style”.

    • Real Pedobear says:

      so…..girls at your school have children?so they must like…mating…hehe….where do you go to school?

  31. Karma says:

    Bangs head on desk….. please pull pic…… No need to give other ill educated parents ideas.

  32. joja;D says:

    and i thought the parents from toddlers and tiaras were bad..

  33. Czernobog says:

    We call it “The Aristocrats!”

  34. John says:

    The scary thing is the baby is a boy

  35. magickmuffinwaffle says:

    …This takes Jail Bait to a whole new level >.> ugh.

  36. superevilgeniuswhowantsdodestroytheworld says:

    tan lined boobies!
    …..what?

  37. Carlos says:

    Hey, wait. There’s something missing. Don’t pictures like this tend to have a vibrator casually sitting around in the background? For shame! She needs to pay more attention to the details.

  38. Ssin says:

    WOAH! what the hell O_o

  39. Pelle says:

    WHERE IS CHRIS HANSEN!?!?

  40. maralisil says:

    This is pretty bad — take it down due to age of child. It isn’t funny when little kids are involved.

  41. François LaChatte says:

    It’s not her own baby. Happens everyday in day care.

  42. Ben says:

    OMG.WTF.BBQ!!!

  43. FF says:

    So Wrong on Many WAYS!

  44. gfdga says:

    that’s why it’s a parenting fail
    but i wanna see that baby in action like that!:D

  45. Leena says:

    Aww britney spears, age two :) <3

  46. Worst parent of the year award goes to…

  47. cindyscrazy says:

    I notice inappropriate things alot

    …how is the woman’s thumb bent back so far? It makes me go OW and EW!

    Also, my tattoo is a visual description of my spiritual beliefs. I do not feel it is trashy :-)

    This photo, however, is trashy personified

  48. Amy says:

    Look at the child who has no clue all she is thinkin is “look at those electrical plugs, Im so there!!”

  49. cakkkkkkk says:

    sigh wat has this world come to D:

  50. Mary says:

    College tuition fees are going very high

  51. wow says:

    you all need to get slapped in the face you’re a bunch of frigging internet slumming weirdos. course you slum online cause you dont want to get your sorry se3f stomped.

  52. Chris says:

    …and that’s a baby boy!!!!

  53. CF says:

    That kid is going to jail at some point in her life.

  54. April says:

    Wow! let’s get them started at an early age! lol

  55. Mack says:

    What a whore.

  56. Sparkiee says:

    Pedobear says: SCORE.

  57. Dom45ACP says:

    can we please go kill this adult?

  58. -Grey- says:

    i see no fail here. that mother just wants her kid to have a hot sexy toned body before starting the pressures of pre-school. healthy habits start young!

  59. Sylosis says:

    I mean–Look at the mom. She looks like pure class. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, soon the baby will be pole dancing all by herself!

  60. Chris says:

    Can someone say Pedo-bait?

  61. Namadu says:

    How was this picture gotten?

  62. Responder says:

    And….unprotected electrical outlets. Tsk, tsk.

  63. Lincoln Logs says:

    Sick and wrong!!!

  64. D says:

    This isn’t f’ing funny, and failblog should take it down. This isn’t a “lighten up and have a sense of humor” thing. Some things aren’t ok to joke about, but trampling on the innocence of children shouldn’t be acceptable.

  65. Disgusting says:

    It’s wrong to sexually debase a child for a cheap laugh, this isn’t funny, it’s extremely offensive, and someone at FailBlog should be fired over allowing something so foul to get posted. All this will do will urge crappy parents and human beings to submit more garbage and promote more pedophile jokes. Maybe it’s time to at least draw one line in the sand and say something is off limits.

    • K says:

      If you’re offended then get off the site. Don’t preach to someone at failblog (who probably won’t even read your comment) and say they should be fired – when pictures like this go through more than one person. Obviously a site like this is too much for you to handle because I’ve seen much more “offensive” (ha) material on here than this picture.

      • Disgusting says:

        Screw you, you know this crap is indefensible. I’ve followed this site for a long time and I’ve never seen anything like this. If you’ve seen worse, so what? That doesn’t make this ok.

  66. D. says:

    thats horrible parenting!!
    theres no covers on those outlets!

  67. Mara says:

    Someone PLEASE take that kid away from her and sterilize her skank ass.

  68. ONH says:

    and in there somewhere Pedobear is lurking around…

  69. ONH says:

    looks like your the lurker. Hiding behind your computer. Want to step up? I think not sissy boy. groupy assss biooootccch. Let me know if you have some fake courage and we can spar for real, not hidden verbal computer jabs, friggin loser.

  70. mikethemotormouth says:

    wow…how poor is this family? unprotected outlets, grandma has to teach the baby the family business now, mom can’t do it because she’s workin at the “gentleman’s club” right now, sister can’t do it because she has to get ready for work at the same club
    please these people need help!

  71. Patrick says:

    Because of course ALL of the world’s crappy parents, all the skanks live in the US.

  72. Wait says:

    Yeah what is she thinking doing this right next to a power plug?

  73. your mom says:

    miley cyrus as a baby LOL XD

  74. cuddles says:

    ooooooh ouch!! another America sucks comment, you are so frigging original!! wow we never heard that before, please tell us what wonderful country you are from so we can try to emulate your amazingness??!!?? go suck start a shotgun.

  75. Mary says:

    This makes me sick. That woman needs to be arrested for child abuse.

  76. OMGPWN says:

    Yess ^—-

    I can’t believe a dress like that is out for babies

  77. Pedobear says:

    Too old.

  78. Francois says:

    Seriously ?

  79. Lisa Marie says:

    Yes, it’s sick, but is it really so bad it needs taken down? I just saw it and shook my head with disgust. I didn’t see it and vomit.

  80. RAWRZchild says:

    I see two fails. The babys foot it too close to that outlet.

  81. Sidahan says:

    this is wrong on so many levels…
    but take it down? hell no, just because the picture is gone doesn’t mean it didn’t happen. censorship never was any good.

  82. Becky says:

    Who ever makes fishnets for babies should be hit with a semi

  83. TheBeastWhatSqueaks says:

    This is sick. If I knew who that woman was I would call child protection services.

  84. Ari Gold says:

    preparing for the future

  85. b says:

    tanning fail as well

  86. singlemom says:

    Despite all the snarky comments about uncovered outlets and whatnot, I think it should again be acknowledged that what this woman is doing to this child is wrong. This could possibly considered sexual exploitation of a child, and probably does need to be taken off the website, and reported to CPS if at all possible. As adults, we have a responsibility to all children, to keep them safe, and innocent as long as possible.

    • Michaela says:

      It might also be a joke. They may have found the costume accidentally, laughed, bought it, taken the picture and put it on FAIL Blog themselves.

      Just sayin’ =)

  87. msmama says:

    This woman needs to be kept away from children, and her children taken away.

  88. Caty says:

    Also tan fail :L

  89. Calvin says:

    just trying to get her started in the family business

  90. Donna says:

    And the state hasn’t taken over custody of her baby yet?

  91. geckorus10 says:

    its official, ive lost all hope for humanity, that was my last thread of hope, nice job cutting it, hero (portal refrence)

  92. Tailz says:

    wow that is messed up.

  93. Andy says:

    That mother is definitely foreign!

  94. stripper says:

    Teaching my kid how to pole dance. got to start early. If she can’t learn quick enough. She will get electrocuted.
    got to get the income coming in this household. My older girl is 15 and bringing in a few Johnsons from the strip club every day. It’s all about supporting me. ahem the family.

    Madam Rdneck

  95. dennett316 says:

    If you smack her she might drop the kid in shock and ruin her dancing career….would you like that on your conscience?

  96. Pigboy33 says:

    That little boy is going to need a lot of therapy.

  97. Ben says:

    I guess they all gotta start sometime

  98. K.J says:

    :- she is good mother because she wants to teach her daughter how to remove the cable

  99. joe says:

    the ultimate pedo fantasy.

  100. Kayla says:

    Uh its a boy baby. It was a joke.

  101. frank says:

    that is absolutely HORRIBLE parenting…i mean…the baby’s stripper fishnets are almost touching the electrical outlet…that’s an accident waiting to happen…now a GOOD mommy would move the makeshift stripper pole/lamp AWAY from the outlet…FAIL!!

  102. p-doe says:

    $20′s says that trashy mother already gave her daughter a tramp stamp.

    • rebecca brown says:

      are you serious, you’re an idiot. I mean, yes parenting fail… but really? You think the baby is going to get shocked from being NEAR an outlit? Wow.

  103. Nyaa~ says:

    This is terrible parenting, that baby is right next to a plug socket ( -_-)

  104. Cheeseburger says:

    Also, tan line fail. Just sayin’.

  105. meh! says:

    If that lamp is not properly earthed then socal services need to be call… humph!

  106. K says:

    Is it scary that she is making her kid a minnow net dancer or the fact that the kid looks more interested in the plug/outlet than the pole dancing????

  107. Danowl says:

    Thats how they use to raised girls like paris hilton and britney

  108. daiyzeeray says:

    wtf :L parenting FAIL. -.-

  109. Bryan says:

    Those are a couple of my fishnet condoms.

  110. Patriotsix says:

    the sad thing is thats a boy

  111. OMG that is just freaky! People are out of their minds these days

  112. Orthipox says:

    Why is she so close to the electrical outlet? She could get zapped!!

  113. jullion says:

    its like your child can read but with a stripper pole

  114. I Know Actually says:

    This girl’s name is Lexxi and she lives in MESA ARIZONA in the United States. It’s her friend’s baby, although she just recently had a child of her own. She’s american. fyi.

  115. sean says:

    this is america i was neither shocked nor upset then i found out the child was a boy.

  116. CHUCK NORRIS IS EVERYONES MASTER says:

    s**t my dad just farted and I could hear him from my room XP


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