*Wants this chain of replies to end RIGHT NOW!* Wait, can you think exclamatorily? I guess so. And by the way, *Three musketeers*. And also, butterfingers is a candy, moron. Oh wait, I take back moron, so that I will not be trolled. You are a moron if you troll me! That should do it.
I’m thinking that maybe they wanted to use that name for the wine, but the legal folks advised against it. Taking on the Rolling Stones is almost always an epic fail.
Oh, c’mon…this is the perfect opportunity to make misogyny actually work for you!!
Customs Officer: “I can’t approve the entry of a weapon into the US, sorry.”
k@ and Gracie: “But officer…it’s PINK! It’s all sparkly and girly…what possible threat could it be?”
Customs Officer: “Good point. Let it through.”
Great. Now, all it takes is one terrorist to look at this and think “That’s brilliant!” Either this has become a terrorist advice blog, or it is a clever trap. *thinks about it for a while*
I have seen a brand of wine called “Fat B****rd”. I guess the people probably sampled the wine a couple hundred times before naming it. These names just seem to get weirder and weirder.
I love this wine. My husband buys it for me sometimes. It’s a very decent Pinot Grigio. And as a stay-at-home mother of two kids under 9 years old, I need a “special” time out. NOT an epic fail.
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I totally bought my mom a bottle of this and a 4 litre wine glass for mother’s day
2nd
3d
Ha. That’s how I spend my saturday nights, sitting alone in a corner drinking.
Don’t judge me!
*doesnt judge*
*judges a little*
*judges quite a bit*
*gives a perfect 10/10 to Jules*
I will leave you two alone.
*Snickers*
*Reeses*
*Payday*
*feels like a nut*
*doesn’t*
What did I drop?
*Feels like 100 Grand.*
*Wants this chain of replies to end RIGHT NOW!* Wait, can you think exclamatorily? I guess so. And by the way, *Three musketeers*. And also, butterfingers is a candy, moron. Oh wait, I take back moron, so that I will not be trolled. You are a moron if you troll me! That should do it.
What’s with the rapid-fire fails?
They were late on the 1:00 so they are trying to make it up to us.
happy friday
It’s love, Mushy! Pure L.O.V.E! *squeeze*
I guess that’s why that call it Win-e.
*BADUM-PISH*
You deserve a fail all of your own for that comment fail.
*facepalm*
Mother’s little helper.
BOB?
I’d hide under the bed, but I understand that’s a favorite hiding spot of the wild BOB.
Wild BOB Hickok?
You shouldn’t mix mother’s little helper with alcohol.
I’m thinking that maybe they wanted to use that name for the wine, but the legal folks advised against it. Taking on the Rolling Stones is almost always an epic fail.
What does Mommy get when she is good?
When I met up with MsB, we discussed making your bat IRL….I have the sequins and jewels (all pink)….but we didn’t know where to mail it to.
Hmmmmm lessee, mailing an offensive weapon overseas….are there laws about that at all?
Shiny, sparkly sporting equipment….mebbe for the gymnastics? Would that work?
Oh, c’mon…this is the perfect opportunity to make misogyny actually work for you!!
Customs Officer: “I can’t approve the entry of a weapon into the US, sorry.”
k@ and Gracie: “But officer…it’s PINK! It’s all sparkly and girly…what possible threat could it be?”
Customs Officer: “Good point. Let it through.”
*closes HTML tag*
I don’t think they will let that one go, they irradiated my walnuts last time we came over…….that is not a euphamism
Erm…did you get all green and, um, glowy when you ate them? OO! Do you have a superpower now??
Does being exceptionally klutzy count?
Oh, I’d say so! You can be Ms. Butter Fingers, international woman of mystery, and your “calling card” can be an imprint of your face in the ground.
*facefloors*
Great. Now, all it takes is one terrorist to look at this and think “That’s brilliant!” Either this has become a terrorist advice blog, or it is a clever trap. *thinks about it for a while*
I still think Podunk sounds like a comic strip noise.
It’s the noise a stone makes when you drop it into a pond.
*squeeeze*
Unless nobody’s around.
*squeeze*
But…but…if you’re dropping the stone in the water, aren’t you around?
You are not a nobody, Arthur!! I wish you could just learn to love yourself!!!
*eyes sparkle with earnest tears*
Pelicans
Throwing really far.
Oh…DUH! I’m so dense!
So Arthur is a pelican. Does he float, like wood??
WITCH!!!!!
We all float down here.
*jumps out of skin*
Someone’s turned him into a
newtscary clown!…He got better
BOB! He’s everywhere!
*runs and hides*
Arthur, this town might as well be a comic book sound!
This wine has been out for years. And it tastes good. Can’t figure out why good marketing is always a fail. Failblog FAIL.
It clearly says that it’s a WIN. So you FAIL.
what an awesome win!
rather surprised after the number of WINS posted recently that were wrongly titled FAILS that this wasn’t one of them ….
I have seen a brand of wine called “Fat B****rd”. I guess the people probably sampled the wine a couple hundred times before naming it. These names just seem to get weirder and weirder.
How the HELL did that make it past the filter????
Oh dear.
*hangs on in anticipation of blog borkage*
I guessed they nixed “Liquid baby-Maker”..
People can be so judgmental when they think mothers drink. Everybody knows, the wine is for the kid. Mommy gets a cigarette.
The store I work at sells Mad Housewife and Fat Bast*** wine.
My bed is a callin’, so up I am crawlin’
night all
*squeeeeeeze*
G’night, sweets!
See you.
I’m tired of wins, get some more goddamn fails already.
Gracie and K@t, I can always send the bat to her. I just need to go find one and the appropriate pink sparklies.
Am I the only one who’s actually had this wine? It’s quite good, especially the red.
well then i could totally go for a time out.
for what its worth, there is a ‘daddy’s something something’ wine that matches this one. aka theres one for mommy and one for daddy haha
I really thought it was $895.
it’s a win!
I like it, I like it alot
When my mom saw this she said she would buy it.
Too close to home
The same company makes one called Daddy’s Day Off.
I love this wine. My husband buys it for me sometimes. It’s a very decent Pinot Grigio. And as a stay-at-home mother of two kids under 9 years old, I need a “special” time out. NOT an epic fail.
Does this come in a stylish box?
they should make a site called win blog…
That is very interesting, You’re a very skilled blogger. I have joined your rss feed and look forward to searching for extra of your wonderful post. Additionally, I have shared your site in my social networks
Wow, marvelous weblog format! How long have you been blogging for? you make blogging look easy. The overall look of your web site is magnificent, as neatly as the content material!
It is actually a nice and helpful piece of info. I am glad that you simply shared this useful information with us. Please stay us informed like this. Thanks for sharing.