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I’m worried about the scenes before he put the costume on – they were a bit over the top.. he should never have killed the jedi children (whatever yoda called them.. “younglings”?)
He wasn’t going to, he was just pretty pissed off (as usual) then the really annoying one said “Math-ta thkywalker, there’re thoo many of them. Whather we going thoo do?”
The sound of the kid’s voice sent him over the edge and he nerd-raged
Obi-wan called them younglings, and he WAS told “all Jedi must die”. He killed kids before, remember when he slaughtered the sand people who killed his mom? It was to make a point about just how evil the dark side really is.
LOL i heard this on the news this morning and i was like wtf. first some guy robs a bank with a bouquet and now Darth vader. its like a contest for the wackiest bank robbery
i really have to ask, what is with all the “squeeze” comments on like every failblog picture? its ruining the site even more then the “first comment” people
Though it does make it somewhat comical. If I was the teller, I wouldn’t know if I could take the robber seriously. Especially with Triumph the insult comic dog there.
See the deathstar requires exponential amount of money to operate and build, Darth Vader had to resort to petty crimes to keep his evil plans in motion.
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um…I can’t believe no one posted this as a FAIL. This guy ROBBED A F—ING BANK. When this guy gets caught, he’s going to jail for @ least 20 years. Because robbing a bank, boys and girls, is a FELONY.
What is wrong with you guys?! Have any of you ever been through a bank robbery? That s–t is not fun. Just be glad you weren’t the customer who got shoved by this soon-to-be-convict in his “hilarious” getup.
Where I come from, a humor site like this categorizes the stupidity of man in an archive for the rest of us non-Failers to enjoy via lolcopter and fail-crane view…
I think you were looking for TheChristianScienceMonitor website about 3 doors down the hall…
If you are going to post this one as a WIN (if he’d have pulled the trigger, would that be a WIN?) I trust you are going to post his mugshots as a FAIL when he sentenced to 20 to life – as he is going to be.
Why didn’t he just Force Choke her?
Why didn’t he do the Mind Trick?
But what about the children?
How else would they pay for the rebuilding of the Death Star?
How appropriate: 1) he’s one of the most iconic villains of all time, 2) that mask does cover the face pretty well, and 3) with the Empire defeated, what’s a Sith lord to do? He can’t afford even to hire a couple Stormtroopers as henchmen!
Years after Padme leaves him, Vader is forced to rob banks for petty cash and alimony payments. Caught in a decaying orbit right down the tubes, he eventually dies locked in his suit of asphyxiation, after being unable to afford his compressed air bills.
just so everyone knows, this was right around the corner of my house and they never caught the guy. he got away on a bike. not a motorcycle, a bicycle. yeah i think he wins
If you’ve seen the Robot Chicken Star Wars Special, he’s getting a loan for the new Death Star!!
Haha, hope they have a new person designing it so there aren’t such obvious flaws in the structure!!
“Oh! Oh! I thought my dark lord of the sith could protect a small thermal exhaust post that less than two meters wide!!!”
“Oh my God, he’s CRYING”
“WHAT THE HELL IS AN ALUMINUM FALCON!?”
“Gimme the turkey club…”
Hey hey hey, look. I’m sorry, Death star blown up by a couple of f***ing teenagers, ya know? I- I didn’t mean to snap…
This is an EPIC WIN
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You´re sad.
c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!
i hate you and everything you stand for. spam kills.
what are you klingon? Wrong thread for that.
But I like extreme bound love!
uh… coleslaw i guess, i’m not even gonna eat it.
FUUUURRRRSSSSTTT!!!
Yes I was, thanks for pointing that out
But in the long run, the dark side never wins.
Bull-sith
Ha!
But they have cookies!!
That’s what They want you to believe, Danni!
No, they have cookies. That’s one of the reasons the dark side is so hard to resist.
The cake is a lie… we were on a dipolomatic peace keeping mission…aaaaackkkk
X[
With reference to which, see the clickie, especially that third comment.
the force is strong in tha’ bank
I find your lack of $20s disturbing.
Do teller me more…..
It must have been those Summer Nights.
Now that I deposted this joke here.
When is the next fail? They seem to be coming in fast.
In three…two…one…
…One…
…One…
…ONE…
*squeeze*
The Empire Strikes Bank!
Comment win! LMAO
Win indeed.
I hear George Lucas is short on cash.
I’m worried about the getaway car on this one…
I’m worried about the scenes before he put the costume on – they were a bit over the top.. he should never have killed the jedi children (whatever yoda called them.. “younglings”?)
He wasn’t going to, he was just pretty pissed off (as usual) then the really annoying one said “Math-ta thkywalker, there’re thoo many of them. Whather we going thoo do?”
The sound of the kid’s voice sent him over the edge and he nerd-raged
Obi-wan called them younglings, and he WAS told “all Jedi must die”. He killed kids before, remember when he slaughtered the sand people who killed his mom? It was to make a point about just how evil the dark side really is.
Yeah I’m a nerd but I’m a cute nerd.
E-TWOCs are on the loose.
stop with the multiple fails already, I am feeling dizzy.
The teller wasn’t going to give him any money, but he used excessive force.
Stealing this. I’m sorry.
They evidently felt his presence.
The cookies must be getting expensive to make…
Math fail..
Catching sarcasm fail…
Conflation of sarcasm with facetiousness fail…
C-C-C-C-Combo breaker!!!
Old meme is old
Slightly newer meme is also old.
nope, s/he did a good job at conflation
Good point.
So bank robberies are cool now?
..or Big bird.
Since when did Big Bird rob a bank?
Since they started giving Cookie Monster veggies…
… SOMEONE’S gotta pay for his addiction!!!
Yeah.
LOL i heard this on the news this morning and i was like wtf. first some guy robs a bank with a bouquet and now Darth vader. its like a contest for the wackiest bank robbery
You know too much… *wacks you on the head*
Did he hear about the Trekkie Man robbing a 7/11 with some Klingon sword?
Well, if we’re competing for best bank robbery, I’m gonna get 12 of my friends to dress in Organization XIII coats and help me rob a bank.
Is that a gun shaped lightsaber?
… or is he happy to see you?
*chokes on a peanut*
*coughity-coughy-cough*
Ok…it’s official. It is NOT safe to Failblog and snack at the same time.
Vader is definitely one of those guys that shoots first.
Force answers to questions later.
Especially if they’re not Tarkin …
Sowwy, DW. Are you all right?
*squeeeeze!*
Of course! You just made a really big funny. In fact, it’s still making me…*giggle!*
*leaves a big basket of squeezes for all the peeps and lobs one up to the Admirable Admiral*
*catches the squeeze and fills the basket with more squeezes*
*dresses up like Darth Vader and steals the squeezes*
Muahahahahahaha!
GRACIE! You forgot to zip up in back. Oh, nevermind…
*click!*
*refills squeeze basket*
*peeks over should*
Nice lighting, AA.
*takes a squeeze, leaves more squeezes*
Muahahahah-
*tries to cover backside*
*edges away*
That’s no deathstar!
*gooses Gracie’s small moon*
♬There’s a moon out tonight
whoah whoah whoah–ohh♬
*squeezies to you & any other regulars still online*
I’m going home. Have a good night!
Safe travels, NS. *squeeze*
*tosses a pilfered squeeze to NS*
i really have to ask, what is with all the “squeeze” comments on like every failblog picture? its ruining the site even more then the “first comment” people
that did not answer my question…
He still robbed a bank. The mask doesn’t make that OK.
Relax. No body said it was ok.
Yes, It could very well be KS for all we know…
*flees*
It’s good to be b*ack!*
*Grabs neck*
OH, so it does!
Yes Julie, it’s okay..
Though it does make it somewhat comical. If I was the teller, I wouldn’t know if I could take the robber seriously. Especially with Triumph the insult comic dog there.
He was actually pretty violent about it. I live nearby. He was pushing people down and pointing a gun at them.
Makes a change from Nixon.
I think Vader forgot how to use the force!
Leila won’t understand a single pun.
So…does that mean that all this time she has no idea what FTW means??
Sad, isn’t it?
Poor Wookie.
*shakes head with sorrow and regret*
Stop that! You’re giving me a crick in my neck.
Woop!
*lets go of Scotty’s head*
Sorry about that. Oh, and here are your eyes back, too.
*scampers over to DV and gives her a kitten-squeeze*
*squeeeeeeze*
lol yes
We may have to strap her down and force her to watch it. Just so she’ll understand.
Han shot (expletive deleted) version required.
Poor
horseLeila.*snork*
the force is strong with this one.
did this image remind anyone else of the movie ‘Fanboys’?
It more reminds me to ImprovEverywhere.
Looks like the robber….
….. Used excessive FORCE.
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
already used
That bank will become more powerful then you can possible imagine
“Your Interest Rates and your ability to approve loans are insignificant next to the power of the Force, oh and my Baretta.”
Come over to the dark side.
Or failing that, just send over your cash.
…so thats how the Galactic Empire makes their money to fund the death star…
glock in the dark side
HOLY SITH! doesn’t he knows how to use force???????
He forced the teller to give him the cash, does that count?
Hopefully he’ll collect the money neccesary to patch the hole this time.
definitely saw this on the news this morning
I hope the teller refused to be FORCEd to do anything she didn’t want to do..
I would call that excessive Force.
It would have been better if he had 2 guys dressed in storm trooper uniforms helping him hold up the bank.
i wanna read the news article.
Here you go. (clickie)
Shouldn’t he have held the place up using only a lightsaber and the force?
That kind of cr4p only happens in new york…
hey give vader a break…hes just rasing cash for his honeymoon with jack palance…may the sauce be with them…amen *cough
Why didn’t Mark Hamil show up and stop him?
He fell into a deep depression after Alec Guinness died…
But he totally has an alibi – thousands of people saw him in San Diego at the same time.
Witnesses say bank customers thought it was a joke at first — but then Darth Vader used the Force.
So the jedi really are extinct now.. WE NEED YOU GEORGE CLOONEY!
“Luke, I am your robber!”
I like it and I like gucci bag too .
May the police force be with him.
failblog has been sooooo wrong lately. Sorry but I don’t think robbery is a win. Regardless of the mask.
thanks Lyndsay. Bank robberies are NEVER a WIN.
I think both of you are missing the point of this site…
Sorry, just sayin’…
Well said.
unless you’re vader
The Force is a load of bull. The Schwartz is where it’s at
Force Persuade fail.
Funny, I always figured Vadar would use the death choke or light saber.
See the deathstar requires exponential amount of money to operate and build, Darth Vader had to resort to petty crimes to keep his evil plans in motion.
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Only two colors? Do you have something in blush?
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Spam-Fail Troll. Spam-Fail Troll, meet your audience…
Really? Seriously? What kind of business-plan is this? Can we flog him with a red-herring yet, or do we need to call in the Knights That Say “Ni”?
More like 8 is mandatory for armed robbery.
um…I can’t believe no one posted this as a FAIL. This guy ROBBED A F—ING BANK. When this guy gets caught, he’s going to jail for @ least 20 years. Because robbing a bank, boys and girls, is a FELONY.
What is wrong with you guys?! Have any of you ever been through a bank robbery? That s–t is not fun. Just be glad you weren’t the customer who got shoved by this soon-to-be-convict in his “hilarious” getup.
You fail as well…Do you know where you are? I’ll give you a hint: Failblog.org….it’s a humor site…you may have heard of it….
the win is the headline, not the robbery
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looks like the admiral has got quite a bad case of acne there.
OMG, I WAS GONNA UPLOAD THIS! THIS HAPPENED RIGHT NEAR ME ON LONG ISLAND!
I saw this on the news a few days ago XD
Funny, I always figured Vadar would use the death choke or light saber.
Sorry, but where I come from, robbers are never winners.
EPIC FAIL if you ask me. No matter how cool you look.
Where I come from, a humor site like this categorizes the stupidity of man in an archive for the rest of us non-Failers to enjoy via lolcopter and fail-crane view…
I think you were looking for TheChristianScienceMonitor website about 3 doors down the hall…
I concur!
he was more a machine than a man
If you are going to post this one as a WIN (if he’d have pulled the trigger, would that be a WIN?) I trust you are going to post his mugshots as a FAIL when he sentenced to 20 to life – as he is going to be.
Depends. Did he get caught?
emperor “darth used the force”
darth: “f**k the force! i’m going old school”
emperor: /facepalm
Nerd on Duty.
first
ok
The fail is strong with this one (and yes – I said that on CNN’s website too)
Bankers, i found your lack of cash disturbing.
HAHA me and my friend toke a picture of this in my newspaper and we were gonna upload it to failblog but someone beat us to it! LMFAOO!
He must of really wanted to be on Failblog
it’s a win man!
I’m surprised they didn’t call the police the second Darth Vader entered the building.
Come to the darkside. We have Glocks.
“Put the money in the bag! And for ****’s sake, stop giggling!!”
HAHA I saw this on the news!
Ok I got a few snarky comments:
Why didn’t he just Force Choke her?
Why didn’t he do the Mind Trick?
But what about the children?
How else would they pay for the rebuilding of the Death Star?
One word: WIN!
“I am altering the amount of money in your bank. Pray I don’t alter it further.”
That is hilarious is that Luke Skywalker on the ground? Where is obie one kanobey? lol
Now, funnier/smarter would be doing this right now in San Diego downtown and making your escape to Comic-Con.
Perfect getaway!
saw that from the news last night
Bank robbery is NOT win.
I would have to disagree. Though it is morally wrong to break the law when someone can do it and get away with it they do win.
first
How appropriate: 1) he’s one of the most iconic villains of all time, 2) that mask does cover the face pretty well, and 3) with the Empire defeated, what’s a Sith lord to do? He can’t afford even to hire a couple Stormtroopers as henchmen!
these are not the pennies you are looking for
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER!!!!!
I guess the recession has hit the Empire as well. Times are tough all over the universe.
i think he needs the money to buy new pants. Palpatine had frozen his bank account
where is his lightsaber
Loll I live on long island, this seriously happened xD
where is the lightsaber?
Years after Padme leaves him, Vader is forced to rob banks for petty cash and alimony payments. Caught in a decaying orbit right down the tubes, he eventually dies locked in his suit of asphyxiation, after being unable to afford his compressed air bills.
ironically he was never caught, really hard to find vader with the rest of us
The real Darth Vader doesn’t need a gun.
He would just tell the bank clerk to give him the money.
just so everyone knows, this was right around the corner of my house and they never caught the guy. he got away on a bike. not a motorcycle, a bicycle. yeah i think he wins
“I find your lack of finance disturbing”.