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  1. ClabberHead says:

    If you’ve seen the Robot Chicken Star Wars Special, he’s getting a loan for the new Death Star!!

  2. Avis says:

    But in the long run, the dark side never wins.

  3. ¡Great Scott! Me transmitte sursum, caledoni ▲Caution slow posts▲ says:

    I find your lack of $20s disturbing.

  4. Aja says:

    I hear George Lucas is short on cash.

    • bob says:

      I’m worried about the getaway car on this one…

      • trill says:

        I’m worried about the scenes before he put the costume on – they were a bit over the top.. he should never have killed the jedi children (whatever yoda called them.. “younglings”?)

        • JD says:

          He wasn’t going to, he was just pretty pissed off (as usual) then the really annoying one said “Math-ta thkywalker, there’re thoo many of them. Whather we going thoo do?”
          The sound of the kid’s voice sent him over the edge and he nerd-raged :)

        • Lizzy says:

          Obi-wan called them younglings, and he WAS told “all Jedi must die”. He killed kids before, remember when he slaughtered the sand people who killed his mom? It was to make a point about just how evil the dark side really is.

          Yeah I’m a nerd but I’m a cute nerd.

  5. k@ the custard fairy says:

    E-TWOCs are on the loose.
    stop with the multiple fails already, I am feeling dizzy.

  6. La Ferme! *Drinks Acerglyn* LGB's BFAM says:

    The teller wasn’t going to give him any money, but he used excessive force.

  7. mrpants98 says:

    The cookies must be getting expensive to make…

  8. F. You says:

    Math fail..

  9. I like squirrels says:

    So bank robberies are cool now?

  10. i live on LI says:

    LOL i heard this on the news this morning and i was like wtf. first some guy robs a bank with a bouquet and now Darth vader. its like a contest for the wackiest bank robbery

  11. AnotherAnon says:

    Is that a gun shaped lightsaber?

  12. Julie says:

    He still robbed a bank. The mask doesn’t make that OK.

  13. Aja says:

    Makes a change from Nixon.

  14. FF says:

    I think Vader forgot how to use the force!

  15. Arthur Eld says:

    Leila won’t understand a single pun.

  16. Random says:

    the force is strong with this one.

    did this image remind anyone else of the movie ‘Fanboys’?

  17. LB says:

    Looks like the robber….

    ….. Used excessive FORCE.

    YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

  18. Atticus says:

    That bank will become more powerful then you can possible imagine

  19. mageguru says:

    “Your Interest Rates and your ability to approve loans are insignificant next to the power of the Force, oh and my Baretta.”

  20. Pixel Dust Fairy says:

    Come over to the dark side.

    Or failing that, just send over your cash.

  21. Win King says:

    …so thats how the Galactic Empire makes their money to fund the death star…

  22. jorge armando says:

    glock in the dark side

  23. saber25 says:

    HOLY SITH! doesn’t he knows how to use force???????

  24. Someone says:

    Hopefully he’ll collect the money neccesary to patch the hole this time.

  25. nobody says:

    definitely saw this on the news this morning :D

  26. Lisa says:

    I hope the teller refused to be FORCEd to do anything she didn’t want to do..

  27. It would have been better if he had 2 guys dressed in storm trooper uniforms helping him hold up the bank.

  28. Eric says:

    i wanna read the news article.

  29. Clockthatrock says:

    Shouldn’t he have held the place up using only a lightsaber and the force?

  30. staik says:

    That kind of cr4p only happens in new york…

  31. pikey says:

    hey give vader a break…hes just rasing cash for his honeymoon with jack palance…may the sauce be with them…amen *cough

  32. Jacktheripped says:

    Why didn’t Mark Hamil show up and stop him?

  33. Not Me says:

    But he totally has an alibi – thousands of people saw him in San Diego at the same time.

  34. Dylan says:

    Witnesses say bank customers thought it was a joke at first — but then Darth Vader used the Force.

  35. Some Guy says:

    So the jedi really are extinct now.. WE NEED YOU GEORGE CLOONEY!

  36. PirateJohn says:

    “Luke, I am your robber!”

  37. guccijoy says:

    I like it and I like gucci bag too .

  38. Mike says:

    May the police force be with him.

  39. Lyndsay says:

    failblog has been sooooo wrong lately. Sorry but I don’t think robbery is a win. Regardless of the mask.

  40. Squirrel says:

    The Force is a load of bull. The Schwartz is where it’s at

  41. Reff says:

    Force Persuade fail.

  42. Daniel says:

    Funny, I always figured Vadar would use the death choke or light saber.

  43. Daniel says:

    See the deathstar requires exponential amount of money to operate and build, Darth Vader had to resort to petty crimes to keep his evil plans in motion.

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    • Mana says:

      Only two colors? Do you have something in blush?

    • Non-Sequiter says:

      Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Spam-Fail Troll. Spam-Fail Troll, meet your audience…

      Really? Seriously? What kind of business-plan is this? Can we flog him with a red-herring yet, or do we need to call in the Knights That Say “Ni”?

  45. strawberry fields says:

    um…I can’t believe no one posted this as a FAIL. This guy ROBBED A F—ING BANK. When this guy gets caught, he’s going to jail for @ least 20 years. Because robbing a bank, boys and girls, is a FELONY.
    What is wrong with you guys?! Have any of you ever been through a bank robbery? That s–t is not fun. Just be glad you weren’t the customer who got shoved by this soon-to-be-convict in his “hilarious” getup.

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  47. Rusty says:

    OMG, I WAS GONNA UPLOAD THIS! THIS HAPPENED RIGHT NEAR ME ON LONG ISLAND!

  48. Funny, I always figured Vadar would use the death choke or light saber.

  49. siriusdelirious says:

    Sorry, but where I come from, robbers are never winners.
    EPIC FAIL if you ask me. No matter how cool you look.

    • Non-Sequiter says:

      Where I come from, a humor site like this categorizes the stupidity of man in an archive for the rest of us non-Failers to enjoy via lolcopter and fail-crane view…

      I think you were looking for TheChristianScienceMonitor website about 3 doors down the hall…

    • white rotten rabbit says:

      I concur!

  50. ComradePopov says:

    he was more a machine than a man

  51. Dr Reece Walker says:

    If you are going to post this one as a WIN (if he’d have pulled the trigger, would that be a WIN?) I trust you are going to post his mugshots as a FAIL when he sentenced to 20 to life – as he is going to be.

  52. MrBiggs says:

    emperor “darth used the force”

    darth: “f**k the force! i’m going old school”

    emperor: /facepalm

  53. hexapyro says:

    Nerd on Duty.

  54. ggaabbrryy says:

    first

  55. Phil says:

    The fail is strong with this one (and yes – I said that on CNN’s website too)

  56. Charlie Z says:

    Bankers, i found your lack of cash disturbing.

  57. Caitiee says:

    HAHA me and my friend toke a picture of this in my newspaper and we were gonna upload it to failblog but someone beat us to it! LMFAOO!

  58. Caitlynn♥ says:

    He must of really wanted to be on Failblog :D

  59. Ari Gold says:

    it’s a win man!

  60. Cobalt says:

    I’m surprised they didn’t call the police the second Darth Vader entered the building.

  61. Moose says:

    Come to the darkside. We have Glocks.

  62. Tei says:

    “Put the money in the bag! And for ****’s sake, stop giggling!!”

  63. Blah Blah says:

    HAHA I saw this on the news!

  64. Estarfigam says:

    Ok I got a few snarky comments:

    Why didn’t he just Force Choke her?
    Why didn’t he do the Mind Trick?
    But what about the children?
    How else would they pay for the rebuilding of the Death Star?

  65. Di says:

    One word: WIN!

  66. blackdragon71 says:

    “I am altering the amount of money in your bank. Pray I don’t alter it further.”

  67. That is hilarious is that Luke Skywalker on the ground? Where is obie one kanobey? lol

  68. notapunk says:

    Now, funnier/smarter would be doing this right now in San Diego downtown and making your escape to Comic-Con.
    Perfect getaway!

  69. JelloDice says:

    saw that from the news last night

  70. CF says:

    Bank robbery is NOT win.

    • Second Opinion says:

      I would have to disagree. Though it is morally wrong to break the law when someone can do it and get away with it they do win.

  71. Mike Hock says:

    first

  72. Cyberkedi says:

    How appropriate: 1) he’s one of the most iconic villains of all time, 2) that mask does cover the face pretty well, and 3) with the Empire defeated, what’s a Sith lord to do? He can’t afford even to hire a couple Stormtroopers as henchmen!

  73. bomb says:

    these are not the pennies you are looking for

  74. Dave L says:

    THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER!!!!!

  75. Mario Galindo says:

    I guess the recession has hit the Empire as well. Times are tough all over the universe.

  76. jxp27 says:

    i think he needs the money to buy new pants. Palpatine had frozen his bank account

  77. everyones gay says:

    where is his lightsaber

  78. Traap says:

    Loll I live on long island, this seriously happened xD

  79. lordstar says:

    where is the lightsaber?

  80. ebondefender says:

    Years after Padme leaves him, Vader is forced to rob banks for petty cash and alimony payments. Caught in a decaying orbit right down the tubes, he eventually dies locked in his suit of asphyxiation, after being unable to afford his compressed air bills.

  81. bloodyhole says:

    ironically he was never caught, really hard to find vader with the rest of us

  82. CptKirby says:

    The real Darth Vader doesn’t need a gun.
    He would just tell the bank clerk to give him the money.

  83. thefalcon25 says:

    just so everyone knows, this was right around the corner of my house and they never caught the guy. he got away on a bike. not a motorcycle, a bicycle. yeah i think he wins

  84. Noodles says:

    “I find your lack of finance disturbing”.


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