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haha, wow.
pizza r my haero!
I wonder if that’s an exact quote… And if so, did he mean “hero” like a sub?
That’s how they make it at TACO TOWN!!!
If it were it would be spelled “gyro” not “hero”
except a hero sandwich is not a gyro
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Submarine_sandwich
lern 2 hero
uhhhh this is a major win actually! duh
An epic win indeed
A disrespect win, maybe
Um, not really, no.
I don’t get it. Can somebody explain?
It’s a fireman that says that pizza is the real hero… What has pizza ever done to the community? exepct keeping fat people fat.
Other then feed them and become an item of our culture? Well I guess maybe it helped funnel money around in our economy with the purchases of pizza and any home grown ingredients used on them..I guess pizza really never did mu..wait nevermind
So, firemen saving lives and property-damage means nothing to you? I hope you have enough pizza to put out that fire, or you’re going to lose it all…
What a douche…
Thank you.
fisrt
fail’d
that sucks
Like your mom last night.
Don’t talk about your grandmother that way!
Posting “first” (or – even better – “fisrt”) is kind of like being in the Special Olympics. Even if you pull off a win, you’re still retarded.
There would be no firsters if there weren’t people like you encouraging them to do so.
All are in favor of the anti-”Firsting” group. Case dismissed.
People who use the word retarded in reference of the mentally challenged are such losers.
Except that in psychology their is a condition called that way…
The problem is not the word. “Retarded” just means you’re not as intelligent as you should be for your age (it comes from the French “retard” which means “late”). It really means what it is.
The problem is how people have been using that word as an insult. It now feels insulting for that reason, although its just supposed to be the name of a condition. But if we frequently used “mentally challenged” as an insult, it would soon be considered offensive, even when a doctor uses this word as a diagnosis.
Also “mentally challenged” could mean lots of things. It could refer to retarded people, schizophrenics, depressive people… Anyone with any psychological issue or disability would qualify as “mentally challenged”.
Also, most retarded people are aware that they aren’t as intelligent as they should be but they don’t feel challenged by their condition. I’m not saying they can perform as well as a normal adult, but they don’t see their situation as a problem (except when jerks tell them they are inferior to other people by calling them things such as “challenged”).
So I’m pretty sure they’d prefer the word “retarded” (which calls their condition what it is) rather than “mentally challenged” (which implies their condition is a problem, and who likes to be reminded that they have problems?)
If you want to be politically correct, at least do it only when you are familiar and have experience with the topic.
First line: “their2 should read “there”… Lack of sleep makes me do typos. (Just wanted to clear that out in case someone thought there’s no way I can be educated and make such a simple mistake.)
There’s no way you could be educated and make such a simple mistake. Failz!
Wow! you really put a lot of thought into that post. Good for you
Too long! Did not listen.
TL;DR
Except that the newest revision of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders to be published in 2013 will no longer use the term “retarded” on the grounds that it is insensitive. The new term will be “intellectual disability”. Therefore, “retarded” can be said to be an outdated term since it has been actively rejected. Therefore I declare your post a superiority fail.
its 2013 already?
If it were, we’d already be at war with the machines.
“revision of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders to be published in 2013 ”
By my count we have 3 more years until your statement means anything. Just because something will happen in the future does not mean it will take effect now. (eg. the healthcare bill, it got passed but will not really take hold for a few years.)
And I think his main point was that any word will become demeaning if it is used enough as an insult.
If it is actively slated for removal in 2013 it is recognized as demeaning now. That was my point. The decision wasn’t made because the APA psychically recognized that in 2013 the term will be totally unacceptable.
Hey! Don’t discriminate against time travelers. Your comment is demeaning and insensitive.
Or are they retarded….
Is that so hard not to reply to the firsters? They’ll feel lonely soon and leave
pathetic to use this. are you like 11 years old? have some respect for those who have to work ten times harder than you to have a decent life. shame on you you creep.
FIREMENZ!!!!!!
I thought your name was your comment. Took me a good 2 minutes to realize my mistake.
Haha, a few people have long names on here… You get used to it!
bro i saw that same shiz, and im like, who the hell would write that, it doesnt make sense. lol
Ohh I get it! But which part of the fireman is that on the pizza?
He put his what on the pizza?
You thought the salami would be bigger, hey?
Does anybody else’s pizza taste salty?
… … …
*spits pizza out*
No, silly fireman, a hero is a sandwich.
Hay! Back on up off the firemans! Hmph.
*runs to comfort the firemans*
So… you like me after all?
*squeezesLCBanddoesn’tletgo*
*squeezesLCBanddoesn’tletgo*
Oh, you big silly, of course I do!
Now come on, those firemans aren’t going to comfort themselves, you know!
*sniffs*
*gives LCB another squeeze*
*goes back to comforting firemenz*
*slips an extra-hunky firemans into Gracie’s stack*
*waits*
*snickers*
Woops.
*hides again, cameras poised*
Ooh, for me?
*squeezes LCB again*
*squeezes extra-hunky firemenz*
I’ll name him George, and I’ll hug him and squeeze him and pet him and pat him!
*gives LCB an extra-hunky firemenz with sparkly suspenders on*
This one’s for you!
Oooh! Shiny!
Oooh! Hunky!
This is beginning to make no sense. At the beginning it made the ever so slightly noticable amount of sense. But could someone clear things up for me here?
You have to know how we talk to each other. To know that, you have to be here awhile. Firemenz are sort of an in-joke around here.
and a legend ain’t nothing but a car…
what thats a total win
i know right?
HAHA this can be applied for everything (This Vibrator…, this lube…, George W. Bush (*cough*)
Now I want pizza. I don’t need that particular fireman — but pizza would be splendid.
Pizza does sound good right now.
But not Godfather’s Pizza. That stuff is VILE.
AND you can’t refuse if it’s offered to you!
Yes, as a matter of fact, I can.
*offers Avis a slice of pizza to give opportunity to illustrate point*
Is it a CHEESE pizza?
must be why they have large pizzas for 5 dollars
Back in the 1970′s, Godfather’s had great pizza – before the original owner sold out to some big corporation.
In the ’80s, Godfather’s broke my ex of eating cold pizza for breakfast. She pulled a piece out of the fridge and I suggested she look under the toppings. She lifted up the fused toppings to find a big layer of cold grease on top of the sause. She never at cold pizza again!
So if pizza is the hero, what is the villain/disaster/horrendously terrible event?
Lack of pizza, of course.
Brussel sprouts.
Fresh vegetables and exercise.
Cardiovascular health.
Clear, flexible arteries?
Yo, Noid!
Hopefully it doesn’t An Hero.
You are clearly a /b/tard.
Too bad you spelled Pedobear wrong..
Or Pædobear/Paedobear, if you prefer..
Either way, you spelled it wrong.
IZ NOT TROLLIN!!! ^u^
Gas station pizza is your hero, if you sell pepto bismol and toilet paper.
hunger. duh.
So why is this a fail?
For obvious reasons
It’s not a fail. It’s only a stupid joke, so stupid it worked. Like Monty Python…
*high fives Bowzer*
You, sir, are awesome.
And now for something completely different…
$5.99 LARGE PIZZAS? That’s definitely a real hero in my book.
haha woot? pizza is my real hero my ass hahahaha
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I think I finally just figured out what my tattoo means. Stupid tattoo artist.
At approximately 3:57 am on July the 5th, a spontaneous combustion caused a known Bel air residence to go up in flames, but not before the residents were heroicly rescued by a pair of two vigilantes who only referred to themselves as….the pizzas.
A rescued civilian at the scene had this to say: “Pizzas saved my father. Pizzas are the real heroes. Bless you pizzas, wherever you go!”
meanwhile two firefighters were baked to a golden brown in the oven of a local resident
I LOL’d @ this.
THIS IS A WIN!
It’s saved me from hunger many, many times.
Does it need its own superhero outfit??
As long as it has a cape.
Awwww….! Just cuz they’re hideously dangerous you NEVER let anyone have a cape!
*kicks stone with boot*
Aw. A cape disappointment. (local geography humour)
*SQUEEEZE!*
How’s my wily friend?
Doing well. Saw Much Ado About Nothing at the park last night. A real hoot.
Oooo, that’s a good one! Lots of funnies…and I love Beatrice and Benedict.
It’s my favorite one.
During their gullings Benedict was dancing behind some hanging wash and Beatrice tried to pretend she was a bench. Hero sat on her!
*SNORK!*
I admit, I like the tragedies best–it goes back to my acting days when Lady Macbeth or Regan or Cleopatra were roles I could really sink my teeth into. But I love watching the comedies.
Othello was last week, missed it. August 5th is Romeo and Juliet. In between is As You Like It July 29th.
Comedies are my personal preference.
As for acting a part coyote INFJ is as close as I’ll come. No way in hell I would go on a stage.
*sigh*
I sometimes miss the stage. I think that’s why I love teaching so much…it’s so much like performing.
Miss the stage?! I’ll talk to Wells Fargo.
That aside; somebody or other once wrote:
All the world’s a stage,
And all the men and women merely players;
They have their exits and their entrances,
And one man in his time plays many parts,
Thanks for the reminder!
Gee something’s under your skin.
Why don’t you use the name familiar to us, Cowardly Lionheart?
FIDDLES!!!
*runs over to comfort stone*
You just kicked my pet stone!!!
how is this a fail??
win!!!
no, it’s a slap in the face to all of the actual heros. Firemen, police, servicemen, and the rest. If you had a brain, then you’d know it’s not a win.
How you doing on working that stick out of your backside?
Steak is my hero!!
i second that!
If house is on fire or cat is trapped on tree, what do I do? Throw pizza?
This is nonsense. Everyone knows that a true hero is someone like Vladimir Kochenko.
Who?… Exactly.
The funny thing is that there’s a Papa John’s ad next to this post…
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Bazinga!
This isn’t a fail or a win…it’s just stupid -.-
agreed
My mom was supposed to get me pizza for dinner, but she thought I said “PASTA.” -.-
It’s true, you know
It sadly is not true. Pizza is not a sandwich. The real hero has pastrami.
IRONY I just at pizza after seeing this EPIC it saved me from bein hungry thanks pizza
A pizza with one topping costs 66 bucks? Or is this one of those stripper delivery services?
“6″…also known as a U.S. dollar sign ($).
did e did?
btw 1rd
Lame. Yet another Fail blog failure. Stop trying so hard.
Naw man, this is totally a win. a super win. ^_^
I agree with Iva, this is so lame.
i dont get it
That’s ironic because back in ’04, the market at the end of my street caught fire and burned down due to the pizza oven, so in that case… Pizza was the VILLAN.
After an argument about whether simply putting pineapple on something actually makes something “Hawaiian”, the villainous arsonist “Pizza the Hutt” (disgruntled and lonely from his cameo-appearance in a Mel Brookes film) burns down his store and flees, never to be seen again.
I guess I’m just unaware of whatever reference this is trying to make… but I haven’t a clue why this is here…
Or not.
*CouldahaddaV8*
I’d rather be this guy (Click name) than drink V8. It’s horrible. It’s an abomination.
I would say thats a win because if a fire fighter means that ^^
65.99 for one large pizza?????
That is a dollar sign, for the last time!
^I lol’d so hard I might vomit the pizza I ate earlier today…
No way is this a fail, it’s an epic win!
I never thought a pizza ad could be this offensive
Yeah, the tragedy would be that all those heroes would burn up with the business because there are only firefighters around…
I would say thats a win because if a fire fighter means that
Yeah uh… That guy on the picture did not mean it, he was paid to say it. And in fact he was probably an actor in a costume, not a firefighter.
(I really hope I understood your comment wrong)
When theres a fire, don’t call the fire department. Just bring your ingredients and cook a pizza! Cuz Pizza will save the day!!!
If by hero you mean, tastes delicious and satisfies hunger, then yes pizza is a real hero
Well I have never heard of a pizza that “bravely” bombs a school full of brown kids from 16000 feet and goes home for tea and medals.
Therefore pizza is not “hero”.
This is a major WIN
dis is WIN
I was saved by pizza once…
Well, I was really really hungry!
Screw that Godfather’s pizza is hella nasty, what other pizza place has a taco pizza?
all kinds
sources: eating pizza
PIZZA killed chuck norris with diarrhea
wel, nxt time ur house is on fire, call dominp’s
Is that a local branch near you?
There is no way that sign is real. No advertiser is that stupid. I refuse to believe it.
In addition to the obvious fail, this is also a quotation marks fail. It’s redundant to put things in speech bubbles in quotation marks.
Ha, that is a real firefighter:
http://www.firehouse.com/forums/showthread.php?t=84039
http://www.firemanjoes.com/
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Highland-UT/Fireman-Joes/315393735431
I guess he really needs the money!
Reality isn’t much classier:
http://www.firehouse.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-84039.html
Cashing in on 9/11 is always FAIL, no matter who you are or what you do.
Hmm, Kentucky doesn’t have a Godfather’s Pizza, according to their website. Wonder how old this sign is?
Hmm, Kentucky has 25 Godfather’s Pizza locations, according to the website listed in the picture.
because only a pizza…..
can stop forest fires…..
I thought only YOU can stop forest fires.
*gasp*
Are….are you a pizza?
you guys are all missing the point. yes, it is a fail that it says that pizza is a hero, but the real fail is the fireman. if any of you live in the Midwest, you would know that the godfather is supposed to be the gang leader. instead, this billboard pictures him as a fireman. now that’s a fail.
Yeah Mac, totally Bob Duvall there.
It’s true guys, a meat lovers once pulled me from the rubble of a collapsed building.
Pizza is my hero too. Firemans are heros to the Lay-Z-Boy dealer in town. I can say that cause I’m not a firemans but I “work” with them. They push my stretcher and carry my bags good. They do what they are told and make good spaghetties.
(spelling intentional for effect)
Pizza got my cat down of the tree once! – I only had to throw hard enough….
what a fail!
only PIZZA can prevent forest fires
oh whoops, didn’t notice that other person. Oh well.
god bless pizza, and let it forever reign as the supreme party food.
How many pizza’s were lost in the 9/11 attacks???
I… don’t even want to think about it. Next thing you know, THOSE people will want to open up a shawarma restaurant at Ground Zero! Falafel? Cous-cous? This is America. Eat American!
Just because you don’t like what you’ve read doesn’t mean you need to use the word retard. that’s just wrong.