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That’s gotta smart.
Ironic that often this is the result of doing something stupid.
Ooo! Righto!
*dresses for the occasion*
I like the way you draped your bandolier!
I like the way you arranged your bandolier!
*sigh*
It’s a shame. Even echoes no longer put in the effort to do their job right these days.
WHAT?
WHAT?
My first post was moderated. Once I realized why, I changed out the word that tripped the filter.
New word to work around now?
I figured it out, and I get why it’s been done. I think it’s a little extreme, like when lame was filtered.
Are you an experienced dr@per?
If yes or no, which dr@per would you most like to be and why?
The Vicar for his mad skillz.
It gives new meaning to “smarty pants”.
And hot pants.
*squeeze*
Beware of these pantaloons.
*s-knickers*
Stop drop and roll???
yeah just a little lol, its what he deserves. Please check out my blog
Oh this is giving me a headache.
*lies down*
The guy without pants or the laughs?
*perk*
You need firmenz?
Well … yeah! Swoon already!!!
Well, not all of us.
Okay, you guys can have the horse featured on the “You may like” suggested fails above.
I think you need to review the definition of “similar”.
Similarity is relative.
Ugh! None of my relatives qualify as similar in this case.
ht tp://www.girlsofems.com/
NO CLICKIE!!!
*hides under the bed*
I missed this all day…I’m glad to see you didn’t stay in hiding.
It’s just an ad for a fundraising calendar, but I respect your No Clickie policy.
It’s a REALLY nice calendar.
Yowza! Those are some scantily clad ems employees.
Well the firegirlz have a very active job…they need uniforms that won’t be restrictive…
Oh, you’re one to talk with your RDJ and your GB and all those Firemenz.
*reaches out and ruffles Gracie’s bangs so they cover up the horns*
Innocent or not, you look GAWJISS, sweets!
You would prefer nurses or candy strippers? I mean candy stripers.
How about just someone to answer the phones so I can go home and sleep off this migraine?
I would if I could, sweetie.
*speeds up time in Ms B’s workplace*
Ok, I think I can manage this…lessee…
*checks FB2 phone list*
*realizes she had to write down Judy’s before she deleted it*
*finds it*
*forwards front desk to Judy’s number*
*runsoutthedoorwithaspeediness*
*massages Ms B’s temples*
*realizes it is very difficult while she’s runningoutthedoorwithaspeediness*
*squeezies both*
I’m more than happy to take two temple massages!
Okay! Leila, you take the Temple of Dionysus and I’ll take the Temple of Eros! WOO! Let’s go get our massages!
Oooooooh!! Can we dip in those fancy mud tubs and sip some wine?
Wait, what just happened?
I think that’s mandatory for the treatment!
Ooooooooh…I hope they give us one of those fancy salads served on a HYOOOOGE plate that you finish in just two bites.
*picks up Ms B, puts cucumber slices on her eyes and dunks her in a mud bath*
That’ll cure what ails ya! Now…where are those hawt massage therapists…?
*looks at video*
Hawt therapist is almost done. Will be there soon…
No one ever defined what hawt massage therapist was so I ordered the one above. Shall I return him and ask for a refund? I mean, he is bare assed — I thought that was one of the qualifications and the other is for him to be hot and from what you could see, he was totally dedicated to it.
Not RDJr?
Oh wait!! MINE!!! 
Mr. Butler it is.
Ooh, yummy. I approve.
Migranes suck!!!
*sends migrane a cease and desist and go to hell order*
*massages Ms B’s temples*
*gives Ms B dark shades*
JINX!!
I’m not sure how this works, so I’ll cover you both:
Peeps!
Peeps!
Peeps!
Peep!!!
A cease and desist and go to hell order!
*squeeze*
*squeezies*
Hope it goes away.
Well, I wish I could help more, BUT MY PHONE IS RINGING OFF THE WALL!!! People keep wanting to order copies of the video: “The Streaking Peep – Ms B is Bare”!
Oooo…that’s a DW’s bestseller! I’ll get the orders ready.
*checks phone line*
Umm, I have no idea how our customers have found out about that…
*studies Gracie*
That’s not working sweetie.
But I am very proud of you for trying.
*squeeze*
No. Not the horns. You just tried too hard to look innocent. If you try to look innocent you have to be innocent … wait, no. You have to look like a natural… um, yeah. I think.
Wow! Maybe we should have LCB market this product. She seems to have success in ripping… I mean persuading people to buy stuff…
Well, that’s a huge pain in the a$$.
I’m not so sure. He seemed flame retardant.
Hey, come on now. Don’t get cheeky
The hyena kind of ruins this video for me.
I never knew hyenas can laugh.
Tickle one and see for yourself
If you’re afraid to get close you could just put your pants on fire in front of one.
They have such an immature humour!
You mean hyenas are the trolls of the animal world?
That’s what studies have shown.
I wouldn’t insult hyenas that bad.
I dunno…I could have sworn I heard someone shouting “FIRST!” on the savanna that night on that safari trip…
Did you call Emily and have that hyena promptly removed?
Darn hyenas. Ruining your
coffeesavanna break!Mufasa!
*shivers*
Ooooh!
*gives Avis a floofy blanket*
JINX!
Gracie!
Gracie!
Gracie!
Gracie, Gracie, Gracie!!!
*wanders away singing “Hakuna Matata”*
JINX!!!!!
MMMPH!
DRAGON!
DRAGON!
DRAGON!
Whew! Fanks!
Ji- naw, I can’t do it again!
Oh no, this could go on and on and on and on…
Wow!! This is a vicious jinx cycle we’re entwined ourselves with.
@ Shadow.
Especially seeing as I’VE already collapsed. Jinxing Gracie is dangerous if you’re around kindhearted peeps.
Can someone translate and tell me what I said?
*squeeeeeze*
Sorry, the gibberish translator is on the blitz.
*runsawaywithaquickness*
WOOOOHOOHOOOOoooooo…!
*chases*
*can’t catch up*
*gives up*
*buttered b’loon-y squeezes*
*Shadow-y balloon-y squeezes*
Stop, drop, and roll could have saved his buttocks from the Internet. And could have saved my eyes from his buttocks.
I see what you did there..
♬ He fell into a burning ring of fire ♬
He should have poked holes in that potato first.
♪ I’m burnin’, I’m burnin’, I’m burnin’ for you! ♫
Hot pants!!
And now they’re chaps!
Assless, even!
Wait a minute, aren’t all chaps assless?
Well, I knew this one chap. A nice guy. But he certainly had an ass.
BMW WIN!
Speak for yourself.
:LOL:
AH, good, for a second I thought you might have taken my comment the wrong way.
I usually don’t talk about myself much, but I have been told on more than one occasion that that particular area is, um, spectacular.
I dunno. I’d still rather have a BMW.
You speak the truth…however, in my case, I seem to attract the asses versus being attracted to theirs.
*squeezes Gracie in sistahly solidarity*
*squeezies for Gracie and DW*
Methinks it’s time to just be happy with me anyway…once this fiasco is over, it’s all SuzieQ (and calves) all the time. Trust me, it’s much better to be single versus with someone who doesn’t cherish you for the wonderful person you are.
Amen to that.
*squeeeeezes*
Well said!
No way!
At one point I was dangerously close to 300lb, but those pics have all been destroyed in the name of national security.
Oh, isn’t that generous of you…still no.
I’ll get you a pic of GB and put my name on it.
Ooops, I forgot to add a
HA! Serves him right for wearing flares.
*ear to ear grin*
Then and there, Karl vowed to never eat another bowl of chili.
Haute Couture WIN!
Karl Ranseir is Dead.
The most unsuccessful Firefighter in the world.
WTF? Laughing and recording is an acceptable response to someone on fire?
It’s the only sensible thing to do really. Otherwise we wouldn’t even have known it happened.
Internet world. And we are just living in it.
I am sorry. Won’t happen again.
*poke*
*extends hand for payment*
:[
*tickle*
*tickle*
*tickle*
*GIGGLESNORK!!*
*narrowly avoids a mini-FOOM*
You gotta watch your snorks Dragon.
Sowwy, Leila!!
Damn right they are.
Accelerants and pants don’t mix, who knew?
Impressive demonstration of the Heatmiser bidet.
Hot crossed buns. Yowza.
Sizzling.
Smokin’!
Derriere flambe!
Mmmmm!!! Yummy potatoe!! Yeah, I said it … I just ate a baked potatoe with cheese and chives on top and it was delicious!!!!
What…..no bacon???
Nah… that would totally ruin it.
Try it with a bit of white truffle salt, it’s divine!
Um…can I afford that? Sounds expensive.
A 2 oz jar is about $13. But it will last a year or three. You only need to use a pinch, it’s pretty strong. I still have more than half a jar and I bought it over a year ago.
WOOOOHOOOO!!!
Encore!!!! Bravo!!!!
*throws NS’s bra @ ZA*
*goes to add to collection*
*snorkgiggle*
I love your name choice…though I would have gone with Clem Dorkenhiemer.
HEY!!!
Those aren’t easy to replace.
I have to order online (through a site which is now blocked at work 
or drive to a specialty shop about an hour away.
*squeeze*
I am usually a VS type person but walking thru Macy’s they had a deal for get one and the other 1/2 price and another 20% off – I stocked up!!!
Oooo…do they have any for–erm–”amply padded” women that don’t make you look or feel like you’re wearing a corset or a suit of armor??
Hehe!! I am pretty sure they do.
It’s like a sea of bras when you’re in the lingerie department.
That’s near Ireland, right?
I want to say yes but I don’t know where you are going with this because you are always like 10 steps ahead me.
Short of nothing clever to say … *squeeze*
I would say that if the Irish have a sea of lingerie at their disposable, they must be very lucky indeed.
Disposable? Disposable lingerie?!
Well, I suppose the goal is to eventually dispose of it…
*pat*
*pat*
*squeeze*
Oh, Leila, I’m no good with low bragh humo(u)r.
Well…begorrahs can’t be choosers, yanno.
I wasn’t wearing pants when I read this, so I jizzed all over my keyboard. Now it’s sticky. Thanks, man/woman/she-male.
zombie
what an idiot
yes this is a free chatroom under w.w.w.fuubo.c.o.m
Oh yes. They are talking sh!t about you. Better run back there and defend yourself! Go! Go!!! Go girl!!!!
Leila–you’re talking to the spam AGAIN!!
*takes her hand and leads her away*
I plead temporary insanity.
LIES!!!!!
I OBJECT!!!!!
OVERRULLED!!!
We’re ALL of us a little insane these days!
ORDER IN THE COURT ROOM!!! All firemenz in my chambers — NOW!!!
*sneaks into chambers on the shoulder of one of the firemenz*
*while carrying a video camera*
I am guessing I should have added “private chambers” eh? How does a little bird lug that huge video camera around?
Thank you! I am again unable to see the dratted fail videos, so this is a HUGE help!
Now THAT’S a fart!
what ever happened to stop drop and roll these days?
I didn’t hear anyone yell stop, drop and roll…. hmmm. In case of emergency 1. Laugh your ass off 2. Record it for upload to failblog, youtube, facebook etc. 3. Laugh your ass off 4. Get close up of his ass for upload to the aforementioned websites 5. Laugh your ass off
Please revise your list. #3 is incorrect.
In case of emergency:
1. Dial 3333
2. Wake sleeping coworkers
3. Safety
4. ??????
5. Run from building waving arms and screaming, “Fire!”
6. Profit
*writes down list for future reference*
Burrito 30 minutes ago + an open flame = pants ablaze
Looks like something out of Lady Gaga’s wardrobe
And her stage show too.
Darwin was right!
yeah, this guy kinda breaks the darwin awards
Tip: When burning your own trash, take the aerosol cans out.
first Fail to actually make me laugh in a while
yeah, hope it continues this way…so many lame ones lately!
School will start up again soon enough.
lol
Now, children… see, this is why we don’t release flatus in close proximity to fire.
I don’t seem to recall him losing his pants in this manner before…however, there’s always a first time for everything.
This is not the first time you’ve mentioned this guy in a pantsless context, and I read the um…delivery story. Sounds like quite the character.
Fun for the whole family. For various reasons.
The FB family…not sure some of those episodes would make it onto public airwaves without censoring…
That being said, Brewski is a wonderful friend. I was one of those lurkers who decided to start posting because of his warm welcoming of newcomers. He’s sorely missed on the blog, that can be certain, but you may catch a glimpse of him from time to time…just keep your eyes peeled…and bottle of Chimay handy
did anyone else seen that dude kick him?
Human condition = friends who laugh their arses off when you’re nearly burning your nuts off.
Are you saying this was arson?
Zeke was arson around with the fire.
it was still an anus act on their part, IMO.
Looks a lot like Willy from Ground Force in the UK. lol, he’s a muppet too!
You’ll need asbestos underpants!
:[
Wow, this is absolutely not funny, he could have died there and the guy is laughing with it. I cannot understand that there’s such people around!
That’s as funny as what my brother did when we were on holidays back when we were kids… He was starting a cooking fire and just happened to have a BIG handful of wooden matches in his pockets… He was standing over the fire and was blowing on it to fan the flames… The Flames were leaping, and starting to lick at his pants where the bottoms of the pockets were. This set off the matches and he got a nasty burn as he was getting his pants off… the pants had HUGE holes in them from the burning matches, althought they would eventually be patched… The next day, we went to town(This happened in the Interior of BC…)we were at…
I still Lol at that…
The injuries from something like this may not be immediately apparent.
Nothing to laugh at.
At least I wouldn’t laugh at the guy on scene, during the fire.
Teller of untruths, your pants have combusted.
He simply walks it off. It wonders me the most he’s not going ape and running around like a monkey on acid.
Looks fake.
romanians…
Should have killed him…Curse you, fate, for sparing the stupid!
He’s going back to Cali.
Commercial before the video FAIL.
The real fail is the way those guys are laughing.