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Are they calling the presidents c0ck fat?
Are they calling Michelle a Chicken?
Truly the only solution left…
would that solution be cutting his d1ck off?
and sticking it in to stuff the said chicken???
I think she’s just trying to give them an idea of the scale of this item.
Whoa. We’ll need bigger pants.
How does he walk?
On his own 2 feet (or maybe slightly more, it’s hard to tell how far apart her hands are)
Plus it’s easier on Commando Thursdays.
Feeling the breeze cooling your knees?
There will be nonos flap flapping about…
I think we are going to need a bigger shoe.
He has an unfair advantage in a three legged race.
Oh my, I bet the white house tours are packed on Thursdays
*giggles*
She said “packed”!
*giggles*
Oh fudge!
*giggles*
Did you just call our President a fudge packer?
nah, he slides around like R2-D2
>>How does he walk?
Proudly, I’ll bet!
At first I though your username was Candle_jack. I was kinda scared, because
How come they can say c*ck but I can’t?
You’re not the president of the USA.
It’s good to be the king.
Hey, our prez is no D!ck Cheney!
D!ck Chardonnay?
*holds out a corkscrew*
An iron hard chef?
Head chef.
*Immature giggling*
Will it wear a toque?
Only if you need protection from extreme conditions.
Well, Mario batali might have him beat… maybe.
*giggles*
She said “beat”!
*giggles*
♪ Beat it!
Beat it! ♫
*moonwalks off*
*Follows Ms B (to the letter)* Fa* F*p *ap !!!!
Gotta love Fox News and their deliberate typos.
If it were deliberate would it still be a typo?
It was covered in the reading material we were assigned at the start of the semester.
If you don’t know the answer just copy off Chris.
Will it be multiple choice? I’m good at them!
You’re not that good at copying, though.
It will be multiple choice, however no credit will be given if a bear obstructs the question.
You people are fast AND crazy, a dangerous combo. You never leave us poor commentors any room what with your shennannegains!
Blast, there are way to many bears here, I may be in trouble.
nop, the answer is 42, is always 42
Really, it IS thiiissss big
Does the president get agents that guard his scales?
Erm…did you leave Jules on the operating table unattended?
You are saying he is a fish now?
*checks through various books and manuals*
I can’t find the Senior Position described anywhere!!!
*whisperwhisper*…and the other leg…*whisperwhisper*
*takes notes*
The Senior Position is when you stand above and drop it in.
*Hides in shame*
*Apologizes profusely*
whaha and then the picture of michelle xD
its about this big!
I was wondering why no one else had said this yet.
I seriously don’t understand what they’re trying to say. Please enlighten me.
That makes the two of us dear. Maybe it’s because we are foreigners. Heheh!!!
If you read a bit further in the article, they misspelled “cook”. They are promoting the cook to help combat obesity.
Thanks!
Whole lotta work for one cook, though.
Shoot! No one told me I was supposed to read the article!!
*flees*
Is that some sort of Super C0ck? Does it have superpowers? A special suit?
Not really, but it fights Peter Griffin vehemently on sight.
Aha. So it’s not really fighting obesity but a war against the obese?
Eliminating the obesity problem, one person at a time.
Unfair! They can’t run and they can’t hide!
it won’t be a battle………… it will be a massacre…
Pretty sure someone just whited out part of the second “o” in that screencap.
It would be almost as funny as originally printed, with Mrs. O trying to show them how big these obese children can be. “They’re a threat to national security!”
Seriously, though, what’s next? Promoting his dog to “Senior Director of National Fluffiness”?
This is photo-shopped.
The headline reads “…promotes cook to senior…”
Or they misspelled it, realized that and corrected it. Naaah, that’s impossible, forget it.
You’re thinking too much.
It would have been funny enough un-doctored, with Mrs. O describing just how big obese children can get. “They’re a threat to national security!”
Seriously, though, what’s next — promoting his dog to Senior Director of National Fluffiness?
Yeah, it’s just a typo. You know, the kind where instead of typing the same key twice, you reach for another key in the opposite corner of the keyboard? Happens all the time…
totally possible in “faux” news…..
Fox news in disguise
You misspelled “faux”.
YOU misspelled ‘fox’.
Lulz.
Chef Special: Jerked beef.
Pulled Pork
Spicy Sausage.
Smoked Kielbasa.
Chocolate Salty Balls?
*clickie*
Sounds like something Hermes would whip up.
“Question, Mrs. Obama: Just how big is the president’s c–k?”
Why, twelve hours long, same as your clock. Why the interest?
*alerts Secret Service to keep an eye on Andrew*
Does the president really need such a large staff?
They have stiff regulations regarding things like that.
*pouts*
I am really at a disadvantage here!!! I don’t have a peaness and can’t come up with any good ones.
*giggles*
You certainly can’t come up if you have no peaness.
Well, personally, I think it would be a good thing if you didn’t have little round green balls. Just sayin’.
I… I have little round green balls?
I think I’d better pois myself for a check up.
As long as they aren’t Schweaty Balls. I don’t like that brand.
You’ve deflated me.
*loads blender up with peas*
*turns on blender*
Visualize whirled peas.
Finally! I’ve been saying for years that width is better than length.
LIES!!!
Signed Team Length
Hey, it’s no good throwing a jumbo sausage down a corridor! Just sayin’
*writes name in the snow*
N….A…..M….L
*snerk*
a chode lol
Gesundheit!
That promotion hasn’t been given by a President since the Clinton administration.
The inspiration of JFK lives on.
“I did not have sex with that little black scotty…”
should be on punditkitchen.
lol he must be get his own moment next to lincons and clintons
But was it ever publicized?
A little bit of both…
It’s complicated.
I’ll take Jap Anus Relations for 500…
Chicken, folks. Chicken. Get your heads out of the gutter!
Well now that the co ck is in a Senior Position, it can really f*ck this country….Donkey Punch style.
what a boner
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lol see her hands, saying how big it is.
This had to have been on purpose there’s no way it was an accident
I hope the “stimulus package” can improve things…
And they said he was too inexperienced!
its like a baguette
Nothing quite like bad handwriting in the newsroom… XD
$5 FOOT-LONG