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Human Frogger FAIL


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  1. Jimmeh Chimpeh says:

    CHEESE IMSORANDOM

  2. Ferret says:

    Lol, he tries to hug the kid after falling on him, as if that will cure his broken spine.

    • Fatman says:

      He sured seemed awfully concerned about that kid…

      • Sheik Yerbouti says:

        Average skinny pre-teen kid, giant falling man, squash… can’t imagine why he would be concerned.

      • Not-so-fatman says:

        Well, America is a litigious place. His grotesque, obese body just fell on a small boy in front of millions of people. He has to display some sort of concern in the hope that the parents don’t sue for trauma. Unfortunately he rather over-eggs the pudding, and manages to come across looking more like a groping Pedophile instead. Got to feel sorry for the bloke really – Wandering about in the middle of a half pipe with an acid casualty and a load of kids is a recipe for disaster.

    • Snooki wanna be says:

      There is NO way he was ok.

    • mhmm says:

      Did you notice how he also felt on the kid’s ass a little? lol

  3. Fatman says:

    Well let me just walk through all these skateboarding kids for a minute, despite the fact that I’m a ridiculously easy targ-OHMYGOD!

  4. Avis says:

    *shakes head*
    They wouldn’t try that on a race track, why try it here? Why not go around?

  5. dmcloren says:

    First he tries to get the drunk guy to come across …

  6. Sheik Yerbouti says:

    It’s particularly impressive that a bag of bones 1/4 his weight was able to hit the huge guy at the base hard enough to topple him *toward* said bag of bones. Inertia WIN.

  7. k726xah says:

    at .25 the kids jumps off his skateboard, i guess it dont wanna be this jerks next victim

  8. Eric says:

    The Vietnamese are pros at human frogger. Just look on youtube.

  9. Rawhide says:

    lol I could watch this all day and laugh. You can almost hear the bones crunching. hahaha

  10. Roflmano says:

    He was preocupied because of the fear of being sued. That is why he needed the boy’s statement of him being OK.

  11. Sal says:

    The reporter kind of looks like a fat(ter) Jim Cornette

  12. Anon says:

    Thats a reporter from the Tampa Bay area. No one watches that crappy morning show anyways…

    • jonny says:

      That guy is hilarious though. He’s been on that channel forever and he just does the wackiest stuff… like running across a bunch of moving skateboarders. :D

    • Chocolatefortunecookie says:

      He was at my school covering a big football game once. He dry hump danced with one of the drum majors.

  13. last says:

    yes dude, you better stay THERE, right there, there you go… alright…
    btw. he’s not right…
    I’m not surprised about the whole thing, it’s FOX

  14. Timmy says:

    I’m sure Keith Olbermann would have vaulted to the middle and done a triple gainer while eating a tofurkey sandwich and gotten the interview. F**kin’ MSNBC kicks FOX’s ass so hard!

  15. Slekryn says:

    Is it me or does it really look like the guy is groping the kid after he falls on him?

  16. jamonathin says:

    I’m pretty sure that kid died for a second there.
    When chubby got off, it had the same affect of performing CPR and brought him back to life.

  17. Jobiwan says:

    I don’t know what’s worse for the kid, getting crushed by the dude, or the molestation that followed immediately after.

  18. UKRANiAN says:

    This is amusing how the journalist ran towards the old man. The old man did not know what he was doing on the launch pad.

    • anony mouse says:

      the old man was holding a skateboard. he sure as hell *better* have known what he was doing, otherwise he just wasted $15-$50 on a skateboard to simply stand around with.

  19. leqiusha says:

    Feel bad for that kid… that said the way he hugged and touched that kid getting up makes me think that mr fat reporter man is actually Pedobear wearing a human suit….

    Keep that in mind and watch it again!

  20. DeepInTheHeart says:

    There seems to be a dearth of common sense and attentiveness these days.

  21. Trevor says:

    Rofl I know that place, that’s the SPOT, Skate park of Tampa, seeing that brings back some memories.

  22. EmperorZombie says:

    OUCH! That fat guy CRUSHED that poor kid’s pelvis. Or, at the very least, he broke his coccyx.

    (Pedobear jokes in 4…3…2…)

  23. Ian says:

    damnit that evil fat guy from Jurassic park is always ruining everything

  24. skins4ever says:

    if he ever played real frogger he would know that bolting across never works

  25. Cloral says:

    George Costanza does not approve.

  26. Avis says:

    Those of you on FB2, I need some advice. I have a friend in need. You might be able to read about some of it on my wall.

  27. Did no one else catch that the skate coach guys name was Wizard? That is WIN all day! ;)

  28. if he ever played real frogger he would know that bolting across never works

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  30. Iva says:

    Lame. This fail is a fail.

  31. Waffle Dong Sponge Punch says:

    So I was wondering chair mechanical saurus fistic contracts inside boulder of nightly apple crawl batch with whore crayon?

  32. hadronization says:

    when suing makes sense.

    Reward stupidity with …

  33. Carl says:

    next time, go around

  34. dorfo13 says:

    and he went splat! OwO

  35. destructorv2 says:

    lol! ok finally i laugh at a failblog video (youtubers are still mad at the selection of failblog videos)

    SPLAT! hahaha! guh i’m still laughing

  36. Ari Gold says:

    that fat bastard

  37. Aniee says:

    haha awww the kid laughs awkwardly

  38. Poppaguy says:

    body slam

  39. incaurel says:

    that fat bastard looks and sounds like peter griffin :) )

  40. Sharkbait says:

    Charlie my favorite field guy on fox 13

  41. EmoisLaughing says:

    Wooow squished by the fatman.

  42. Alex Fulford says:

    haha i was there for that! thats skatepark of tampas summer camp and i knew the kid that that happened too. man he got his chin glued shut that looks painful!!1!

  43. Is that kid alright?? Can someone make sure he’s alright?? A fat man has fallen upon him.

  44. Catrinai says:

    Maybe if he started walking a little more instead of taking short cuts, he wouldn’t be some fat reporter who reports on kids skating for a living.

  45. Snook says:

    Should be a win for that kid for not dying

  46. Silver says:

    Skating grandpa? Woah, my generarion is getting old. I thought this day would never come…

  47. Florida says:

    *face palm* My wonderful city of Tampa is plagued by this guy I have to turn the channel when he is on.

  48. Patrick says:

    I’m sorry you must be lost because this is the internet, its serious business.

  49. Mike says:

    When ISN’T Fox News failing?

  50. Big Mac Supper Club says:

    Next time, trying walking AROUND THE RAMP, fatty

  51. jg says:

    way to go newman


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