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I’d be surprised too.
So, how did they get in to leave them there?
… or maybe this was unfinished business.
Sounds pretty finished to me.
The buck stops here?
so weird no one said First! are we finally growing up?
♪ I don’t wanna grow up
I’m a FailBlog kid! ♫
♫
I’m not growing up
I’m just burning out
And I stepped in line
To walk amongst the dead
♫
*Sighs*
You are one who is deserving of some serious THWACKage!!!
Only you can prevent First fires.
How could you stop them? People are just dieing to get in there.
That remains to be seen.
Don’t be silly Ms B. Of corpse they are.
Pretty stiff competition though.
Let me lay it out for you. We just can not stop all of the rotters.
Your agenda is the result of our decaying society.
Any body can see that.
I call it depraved indifference.
I am coffin’ because I’m laughin’ so much
It hearse to laugh that hard?
You have a perverted sense of humor, Ryan.
Lunch time! What do you want on your Tombstone?
Ah, Lunch from the Velvet Underground. Excellent!
In that case, lunch must be peeled bananas.
Scott! You’re beginning to see the light.
*peels Scott’s banana*
That sounds apeeling.
This is pretty grave news
Can you digger it?
I bet the Shriners do.
Why am I always late to these things?
I didn’t think you had a choice, my late friend.
What’s next?!? Dogs found in a kennel?
One time I found a pu$$y in a cathouse.
Kinky!
What? She was a cute little orange kitty, living in an abandoned house with a bunch of other cats.
I took her home and named her Clovis.
Bow chicka wow wow (lulz for reference)
Going.. going.. gone!
Next on the block: Another well preserved antique. . .
Ooooooooh!!! How many dead presidents is that one worth?
*starts counting cash in anticipation*
Wait till the zombies show up to do their master’s bidding.
Oh, it’s a silent auction?
Some moaning and grunting is allowed.
this ons is bad cus its obviously not bad a normal article if you look at little sub header
You would think a really smart person would speak more clearly.
He’s so smart we don’t even understand him.
~He operates on a higher plain that we do.~
That’s plane to see.
You’re thinking?
Sorry.
*disengages brain*
mmmmmmm braaaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnzzzzzz.
Failpeeps are not food!
PHOTOSHOOP..PHOTOSHOOP…DID HE DIE?…
FIRST…PIXLES..ELEBENTY!!!111
Crikey! See how the chameleon brain blends into the troll environment in order to hide from the predator?
My head is going to asplode. My poor English is going to die.
So are you saying ZA is indeed the English Language?
Was, dear Leila. Was.
Someone left it over at FistPumping.
They are worse than innuendo machines when it comes to meltdowns.
You would think that someone would notice 13 missing bodies.
A baker certainly would, Jules.
Are you saying they were only half-baked.
I was thinking baker’s dozen, but your idea works just as well.
I disagree. A baker’s dozen dead bodies. I heart that so much.
Six of one, half dozen of the other.
Corruption in the funeral home industry? Who’d a thunk it?
Let’s never do business with them.
Words to live by, Leila.
I am dead serious. :[
*poke*
*tickle*
*giggle*
*giggle*
*extends hand for payment*
Ahem!!!
*squeeze*
*runsawaywithaquickness*
Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
*stamps bill PAID IN FULL*
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
I found a new currency!
*shrug*
I figure when I’m close to giving them some business, I’ll just go talk to ZA.
The only problem I would have is the stench of rotting flesh. How do we get around that?
Just take your nose off.
Heeeeeeeeee!!
It means I can take it off my face and put in on you … somewhere. Ooooooh…that would be so fun!
Ms Potato Head? O.o
Or, “Hey! Get your hands off me!”
Stop sticking your nose where it don’t belong.
Would you two lay off each other and get a leg up. We need to get going.
Head and shoulders above the rest.
Sorry, I didn’t mean to give you any lip.
Don’t give me the finger!!!
*flipples*
Finally, something I can sink my teeth into.
*RIGLMAO*
Oh hell, not again.
*uses duck tape to reattach ass*
Failers, Bloggers, countrymen, lend me your ears. . .
Oh that’s just gross.
over your dead body
…. wait a minute!
The Fail is on the Funeral Home Operator. He was shut down in May for improperly storing bodies. The auctioneer went to this “Home” in July to take inventory of assets. One of the caskets in the showroom had a body in it. The man had passed away in, wait for it, DECEMBER. Epic Fail.
Seriously, how does this happen? How do you not notice that Grampa didn’t get buried? Did the family read this article and scratch their heads, “Gee, I thought I didn’t remember the funeral because I was so drunk, but maybe it never took place at all”?
I have to ask the same questions, myself. But a few thoughts do come to mind. First, it could be that they weren’t’ forgotten, but the funerals were perhaps put on hold either by the funeral director, or by the family, for one reason or another. Second, it could be that some of these are cases of people who didn’t have loved ones looking out for their best interest, and were forgotten by anyone who may have known about them.
The real issue behind all this is how the bodies were stored. They were not being kept in such a way to preserve the bodies until it was time for them to be buried. Such as the case in this article of a man’s body left inside a casket, without being stored in a way that would keep it preserved. (IE cold storage.)
I found the article online, and it’s easier to read then the picture here: http://www.newstimes.com/news/article/Decomposed-body-found-at-shuttered-NY-funeral-home-576330.php
Not just December… December 2008!!!!!!!!!!!!
So glad to see my home town making the FAIL BLOG page… not really. This is pathetic to think that it happened.
I drive by it every day.
*nods*
Wake up Ms B, you seem to have nodded off.
Zzzzt!
Wha? Huh? Where am I againg?
Wow. You were really out. It’s me, Marius. Who the heck is Againg?
These early mornings are really getting to me. I really should start putting my book down and going to bed.
Never! I say read until you drop!
Always have on your move-out checklist:
Walk-through to check for anything left behind.
Once you are finished, check again.
*marks check on list*
Pillow cases, toothbrush, cutlery, dead corpse in casket, contents from fridge, bed linen, remains of 12 bodies, garden gnomes….
Did you remember to turn the oven off?
I guess you can say
*puts on sunglasses*
These dead weren’t dead and buried.
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAH!
I suppose I could – but why would I want to?
Um…because you are a curious kitteh?
lol dead bodies
Did you die laughing?
oznola38, did you even read the article?
Is that a requirement?
Yikes*
Flippin’ fine print!
*Returns Mimi to Failblog store*
Try not to flipple your lid.
Buyer: “It’s a steal, what’s the catch?”
Auctioneer: “Hmm. Well . . . promise you won’t be mad . . . “
dead body. lol
you´re quite easily amused, aren´t you?
Damn foreclosure.
The only way I’ll leave is if they carry my cold dead body out!
Since the police towed away their hearse, this funeral company has stopped to catch in…
Dibs on the skulls.
*Snork* You’d think *some* body would use their brains… Why in the world would you want a dead body in your house, anyways…? Souvenier…? “Hey, and *this* guy was from the funeral that I got laid…” C’mon now…
this… isn’t funny.
wow
I hate this new tag thing. I liked it better when there were separate websites. E.g. “probablybadnews.com” and “thingsthataredoingit.com”. Looks like failblog has absorbed them.
That’s right in my area, causing quite a stir. The guy owns two funeral homes, one each in Bath & Canisteo NY. Apparently they were always dumpy and no one used them if they could afford better. And he was already being brought up on tax evasion charges before this, as well as charges for the first body that was found in one of his funeral homes-a female, in the basement. Everybody’s pretty up in arms over how he got away with something like this.
FIRST!!!
I understand this actually happens quite a bit.
WOWSA my cruddy local paper made FAILBLOG how COOL!
I’m so proud that things like this happen an hour away from where I live and end up on failblog. Delightful ♥ haha
But I found corpses buried under tombstones and I don’t get my name in the paper.
But I found corpses buried under tombstones and I dont get my name in the paper.
I TILTED MY LAPTOP BACK AND IT LOOKED LIKE THERE WAS A FACE IN IT. SERIOUSLY O_O