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D’ohoy!
Ha! I was just thinking of that cartoon the other day, Marius!
*squeeze*
Still makes me giggle, AA.
*Squeeze*
This is really old, I saw it on RWJ a few months ago.
months
it was on rwj a few days ago, maybe a week^^
Thank you everyone for not saying “First!”, “Second!”, “Third!”, etc.
And to Zoolapalooza (Two comments above this one), I saw it too. I think it was three weeks ago.
And then you had to come in and say them anyway.
Fail Erik! Now ur just a lyar
It was weeks.
GAWD – You people are such MORONS!!
“Johnson” is the name of the outboard motor – NOT the boat!
Why are retarded people being allowed to caption these bits?
I’m pretty sure the person who submits the Fail, captions it too.
Strong reaction from the crowd there…
Thank you, was hoping there was another person who knows boats from the motors lol.
Same here I see this video everywhere now and they all say it’s the boat. it’s not, Johnson is the motor. video still funny but I wish people would captaion it right.
on a side note Johnson motors are great motors
No, they’re not.. Why do you feel the need to say such a thing, it was a good manufacturer years ago, but where I live(in Norway) it’s actually 2010, and both Honda, Suzuki, and Evinrude have developed way past Johnson, and Yamaha was always better. So please, next time you feel the need to put in a side note, be either funny, or at least right.
On a side note, my Johnson is probably further developed than your Johnson..
FAIL Blog FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m pretty sure no one thought it was a “motor”. But Nonetheless its still hilarious.
You’re RIGHT, that COMPLETELY KILLED THE FUNNY…how DARE they kill the funny!?!?!
man it was on rwj a fez days ago but the video is really old
“powered by my Johnson” or “Dat’s ma boatt”
on my lohnson??!?!?!!?
Brought to you by Johnson & Johnson.
Baby your baby?
*Takes a powder*
*takes off diaper*
*runs around house without diaper*
“FREEEEEEDOM!!!”
You, your kids, and your johnson…. >.<
Wow, old.
Failblog is getting desperate.
Don’t bother to go to the Vote page and do anything about it though. Complaining in the comments is much more useful.
And sooooooo much more effective too!
I think you both missed these: “~~~~”
I don’t get why these people take the time to leave these comments. Where do they come from? Are they even real?
…or….
…do you think that maybe the site has developed a fully autonomous mind with a subconscious, complete with overactive guilt that irrationally manifests from time to time with these comments. By writing here, I’m actually engaging Failblog’s mind!!!!
“hard and nice” XDXDXD
that’s what she said.
I think he was intending to mess up. Just like that commercial.
So, what’s a Johnson?
It’s hard to explain.
*squeeze*
Relax, you’re being such a stiff.
Well, you don’t have to be c0cky about it!!
Hold it! She asked a serious question. Just give her the ins and outs of it and be done with it!
Aren’t we being just a little premature about this? We should really take our time.
its amazing how much power you can get from a few tugs…
You guys are really forcing the issue. Let’s thrust this conversation in a different direction.
Well, what goes up must come down. After four hours latest!
It’s ok, I’m sure it’ll finish with a happy ending.
Man. Its hard to swallow this many puns.
You finally managed to spit that one out, eh?
I hate these pun-runs – they really suck.
WIN!
Okay…I get it!
Heeeee!!!
Does that mean you boned up on it?
It is pretty hard to explain. I’m sure you figured it out after all of us helped you with it.
Johnson is the name of the motor, not the boat. That’s why every shot of the boat is from the back.
Oops! You beat me by 3 mins Neil
GMTA, and so do we!
You beat me by over 13 hours. Post title FAIL!!! Still the ad is funny.
Johnson in the back?
DO NOT WANT!
Duckboat!
Yep. Failblog fail.
No way. This is archival footage retrieval win. I’d rather see this kind of thing that some photoshop nonsense.
No, the fail is that nobody there knew or bothered to look up the fact that Johnson is a brand of outboard motor, not a boat.
So what you’re saying is the little motor propels the big boat to its destination?
~Thanks for your input. Your assistance is appreciated.~
Neil’s using a trolling motor.
If I stay here any longer, this will certainly move me to drink. Game anyone??
Why not? I’m at work, so it’ll have to be Diet Sunkist Orange! Of course, that can have consequences, too. Too much of that and I’ll sound like I’ve got my own little outboard motor later on!
I don’t think I’m the trolling one here – seems like SuzieQ is the one being the troll on this thread.
Did you read the comments before you posted?
Yes, I did indeed. I assume you have some reason for asking?
Yeah, apparently I should have re-read them before I commented. The reason Suzie said what she did was that at least ten more people were gonna say something similar to what you said. It happens a lot here. You were the first of MANY to feel the need to tell us, the readers, that the motor and not the boat bears the name Johnson. But you know, we alreadyknew that! We’re a fairly bright bunch, and capable of figuring out from a video that vital bit of information.
So, my question should have been, since YOU figured out that it was the motor and not the boat, what makes you think no one ELSE could?
Wow, you read a lot into those two sentences. I’m sorry if you feel that I have offended your intelligence.
On the other hand, it is no reason to berate or attack people who post here seldom when they make some innocuous comment.
Read down the rest of the comments and see how many folks tell us what you did. Then go over to the Towing fail and see how many people tell us why the picture is not a fail. I should say that at one point the regulars start making fun about it and do it too.
I am not upset about the insulting of our intelligence. I am pointing out that Suzie is not the troll.
SuzieQ was acting like a troll. Period. Saying something just to elicit an emotional response from someone who posted something inoffensive = troll. Sorry, but the regulars can act as trolls just as easily as someone you’ve never heard of.
Over-analysis fail.
I think it’s a time-management fail. You are wasting time arguing. It takes minutes just to make a rebuttal. So shut up. But still, one part I thought went too far was, “You, your kids, and your johnson.” And then that part at the end. How did the people who made this commercial not notice that? HOW? This is why the economy is bad! Bad advertising!
Neil, get over it.
Neil, the retards rule this asylum. Get the hell out while you can or they will start flinging poo! *WHACK!* G’damit, Avis, get back in your cell you crazy b!tch!
Over-f#ck-you-all-Neil-is-right FAIL! *POO FLING* Damnit! You crazy f#ckers, back in your holes!
So it’s a gas-powered vibrating Johnson then?
Comment win. Thank you for that.
I think its Johnson Outboard Motor….so it should read Outboard motor Fail? I guess its not as cool.
Shhh! The lunatics and zombies are coming for you!!! (Even though you’re right.)
I take my Johnson with me everywhere I go.
Now you can call me Ray, or you can call me J, or you can call me Johnny. . . but you doesn’t hasta call me Mr. Johnson!
Ray J. Johnson, Jr. FTW!
Thanks for bringing back memories, Marius….
Just be glad your name isn’t John Thomas Johnson
You have to wonder if the writers of that jingle laughed all the way to the bank.
I’ve had enough wondering today.
*LongtimenoseeSQUEEZE*
*squeeze*
I was at Rooster’s, and while he was at work I had to be back at my place playing host for my step-sister. She required entertainment. Then I had the family reunion yesterday. We survived.
I love that – “she required entertainment” – *snork!*
I thought it was wanderful.
Saturday night. You, your date, and a Johnson outboard motor.
Sounds a little kinky.
you’re not from the great lakes area are you
Me, my kids, and my WHAT?!?!
*looks down*
Your iPhone, what else?
Why do they sing about my avatar?
Yeah, I would think humming is all that could be managed.
I don’t know “About my Avatar”, but if you hum a few bars I can fake it.
RayWilliamJohnson ftw!
my johnson like this vid
Post title name Fail. That’s not the name of a boat…its the motor. Also Lookie at this one…newer but even more perverted
Eh, I wouldn’t be bragging about having a four-stroke Johnson.
Mine’s only a two-stroke!!!
…
oh…
She spent four minutes squeezing, priming, choking, and pulling on his Johnson – yet it never started up. That’s a major Johnson dysfunction. Better get an Evinrude!
choked on a Johnson?
Boat name? It is the name of the engine company. Two stupid video titles in a row!
And tomorrow we come back and we cut off you Johnson.
Your ‘Jhonson’ is about to ruin those ‘summer whites.’
What did you say about my Johnson !
I get the feeling it was from this commercial the euphemism “Johnson” was derived.
So it’s not a fail at all – as a matter of fact it’s one of the hugest wins of all time!
you, your girl and your johnson
reminds me of the sandy balls commercial ..
Video Title FAIL!
“Johnson” is the brand of outboard engine all these boats are using.
Jesus H, who cares if it’s the boat or the motor? I’ll explain this once: It’s…funny…because…it…sounds…perverted. The…title…is…not…part…of…the…joke.
Don’t waste your breath.
I know, I just can’t help it. I get all snarky when faced with people who seem to have had their sense of humor shot off along with their Johnson۟. I grew up with people who just HAD to be right all the time and correct everybody around them. Made me want to kick them in the Johnson.
Now, now, don’t get teste.
Don’t have a stroke over it
Ok…
Johnson isn’t the name of the boat, it’s the out-board motor manufacturer.
I had a huge Johnson as a kid, it was a whopping 50HP!
And yes, this is still hilarious, I love out dated content that’s seen in a different light using modern slang!
At least you still get the joke…
“Johnson” as a phallic nickname is kinda recent, maybe the last couple of decades. Any word freaks know how the name came to the present slang meaning?
Who let Cliff Claven in?
Woody did. ZING!
LOL What in the Sam hell!
“Johnson” is the name of the outboard motor, not the boat itself. Still funny.
I guess you need a Johnson to keep the little man in the boat happy.
It look like a giant…
Whenever I go fishing, I make sure to bring my Johnson.
Isn’t it Rainn Wilson (Dwight from The Office) talking at the end?
ok i liked the “you and your girl and your johnson” but i`m not sure about “you and your kids and your johnson” :S
i got a boner after this video
From who?
Woody again, I presume.
if woody here means “johnson” then i`m your guy :p
from the “you and your girl and your johnson” GIGGTY!!!
did he die
Monday Night
Computer light
You, your hand and your johnson
You can’t take a 30 year old ad and title it with “FAIL”. Things didn’t mean the same back then….for example – the product “AYDS” pronounced aids…
As far as I’m concerned, this is the posters moment of fail.
Submitter fail. The boat isn’t called Johnson, the engine is. The real fail is the reliability of these damn engines. I have one, it almost never works. That’s why we use Yamaha and Yanmar on the other boats.
I fail to see the fail!!
“your girl and you and your “johnson”"
GIGGiTY!!!
well this is only a fail in the context of USA regional slang
so if this add is foreign, it’s not a fail
not the same if it’s from the USA
I DON’T GET IT. WHERE IS THE FAIL?
all of those guys had the same johnson, women got tired of them, thus the “you, your kids and your johnson”
takin my wife, and my kids, and every dirty prostitute i can find for a ride on my johnson ^.^
I think the true fail is that humans have to find so many alternate names for their reproductive anatomy. You can’t say anything without risking double entendre anymore.
I once used my johnson on a boat. Masturbated right into a sea.
Ahem.
It’s all lies Arthur. We all know you are the ONE and ONLY Arthur.
well good for you.
I love to go out and get my Johnson wet!
you aint got no pancake mix!
hehehe yeah man but you aint got no pancake mix!
Lonely nights
Get rid of the lights
You, your hand and your Johnson
I don’t care if it’s really the engine or if the ad is old or foreign, I can still laugh at the innuendo. *Laughs at the innuendo*
This guy is almost as fail as the commercial… almost…
Reminds me of the “DAMN YOU PEOPLE THIS IS GOLF” guy from Happy Gilmour.
“GAWD – You people are such MORONS!!
“Johnson” is the name of the outboard motor – NOT the boat!
Why are retarded people being allowed to caption these bits?”
what danger?
Boat Motor* Name Fail
Really? We’re going to nit pick about boat v motor instead of getting a good laugh out of this commercial years later? It’s funny. Lighten up, Frances!
But wait! Didn’t calling a man’s Starcraft his Evinrude start the 100 years’ war?..
…And before you say it, I know there were no Evinrudes or Starcrafts then. It’s called a joke or sarcasm. Look it up.
Not much of fail. Its a common boat engine brand in Canada.
This is really old, I saw it on RWJ a few months ago.
It’s all lies Arthur. We all know you are the ONE and ONLY Arthur.
I love to go out and get my Johnson wet!
I once used my johnson on a boat. Masturbated right into a sea.
you aint got no pancake mix!
No funny left here! Thats ok. Boat people are great people.
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