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way to many fails for one picture
*too
Just sayin’…
(hehe, I always corrext people’s grammar too!) But I agree! Waaay too many fails!! Where to begin…?
↑ and another one’s been discovered…
You forgot to use comma’s before the quotes.
I am just epically failing today
That’s okay…Math Nerd doesn’t know how to use apostrophes.
Did he derive?
No, he just got a tan.
Don’t drink and derive…
…but smoke and fly
thats my motto
s’okay, he’s a math nerd, not an english nerd.
And your apostrophe weeps for being missplaced.
As does your spare “s” for misspelling “misplaced.”
commas plural does not take an apostrophe..
What belongs to comma? Commas?
hmm don’t remember it right, but i think it can be commata or comma… ancient latin neutrum cause…
or perhaps commatose??? rofl
One is not meant to put apostrophes when intending to pluralize words. ROFLMAOBBQZZZZ
Well, you just used an apostrophe in a plural, where it absolutely does not belong. Proofreading is worth your time, every time.
Grammer Nazi. The true mark of someone with nothing interesting to say.
Grammar. Just pointing out the flaw in your statement.
WIN!
*correct
* Saying
You’re wrong
actually it is *to
just saying…
u fail
Actually, in this case, *too would be the proper term, as they are being quantitative in their statement.
*inserts parenthesis*
*gives reflexive pronoun a proper subject for referral*
*clarifies that “too”, being an adverb, is irrelevant to the statement being quantitative*
*replaces “as” with the proper “since”*
† Strunk, William. Elements of Style. Ithaca, N.Y.: Priv. print. [Geneva, N.Y.: Press of W.P. Humphrey], 1918; Bartleby.com, 1999.
You have no clue about grammar. Quit trolling.
Actually, I am right. I am a big fan of Strunk and proper writing in general. For quite a long time some of my biggest pet peeves have been grammar related. For instance, the unnecessary use of quotation marks in signs bothered me on a regular basis⎯
Please place “Trash” in this receptacle … “Honk” horn after approaching gate. One of the many reasons why I come to Failblog is because I enjoy watching so many dummies get their asses handed to them for grammatical errors. Admittedly, its a guilty indulgence of mine; this along with vodka, boobs, and pimentos. Your post only proves that you do not understand my corrections and are acting out in frustration. I would be more than happy to recommend some educational resources to help bring you up to speed if you like. Just let me know, chief. Warm regards………EO
It’s one thing to correct misuse of grammar; it’s another thing to be nitpicky about it. I ignored your correction me previously, but there really wasn’t much about my sentence that was that grammatically incorrect; other than, perhaps, using parenthesis instead of a star.
Correction *of me
I think most people would recognize the humor in my posts. I wouldn’t take very many things coming from a cartoon olive seriously sweetheart.
I think that when you’re attacking someone, they have a tendency to–especially over the internet, where tone, sarcasm, and light-hearted tomfoolery are seldom picked up on–defend themselves, and perhaps even attack you back. And by your “cartoon olive” argument, as soon as you put on an unfashionable blouse or wear a scarf in the middle of summer (I assume that you’re a woman; I don’t know many men that call strangers “sweetheart”), I shall cease to take you seriously in any of our interactions.
Yours.
“its a guilty indulgence”
Wanna try again? Maybe this time with an apostrophe?
Actually, I am right. I am a big fan of Strunk and proper writing in general. For quite a long time some of my biggest pet peeves have been grammar related. For instance, the unnecessary use of quotation marks in signs bothered me on a regular basis⎯
Please place “Trash” in this receptacle … “Honk” horn after approaching gate. One of the many reasons why I come to Failblog is because I enjoy watching so many dummies get their asses handed to them for grammatical errors. Admittedly,
itsit’s a guilty indulgence of mine; this along with vodka, boobs, and pimentos. Your post only proves that you do not understand my corrections and are acting out in frustration. I would be more than happy to recommend some educational resources to help bring you up to speed if you like. Just let me know, chief. Warm regards………EOGood lookin’ out.
Yawn.
I love you.
Nope, you do. Check into grammar rules before you start failing the other members of the class.
*replaces “do” with a verbal phase that modifies “you”, creating an independent clause*
† Strunk, William. Elements of Style. Ithaca, N.Y.: Priv. print. [Geneva, N.Y.: Press of W.P. Humphrey], 1918; Bartleby.com, 1999.
Have any of you looked at this photo? There are way to many fails in this for this page to have anymore!!
1. The Dress
2. Next to a kid
3.Shes ugly
4.Who cares about grammer? This is the world wide web.
5. The kids hair
See thats FIVE!! Already, and i havent looked that closely.
And i havent read to the bottem of the page.
So..
Giesha_Girl
Evilolive
You “Fail”
Alfonso the Bat
GambitGirl
and
10 others
Stop Failing.
Its funny I thank you.
There can be to much of a good thing
Have you ever ate a whole chocolate cake in 10 minutes?
No, no, no. You are completely wrong. It should have been “too” as Ferret said.
*Removes dangling participle by rearranging last sentence*
*Removes (2) “no” and period from first fragmented clause*
*removes undefined pronoun “It” and changes sentence to passive voice*
† Strunk, William. Elements of Style. Ithaca, N.Y.: Priv. print. [Geneva, N.Y.: Press of W.P. Humphrey], 1918; Bartleby.com, 1999.
jup it is defenitly too because we learned at high school that too refers to the dutch ‘ te’ if you say too much we translate that as ‘ te veel’ and that is what fits in this context. No grammar rules applied just common sense
I made a few fixes: *too; *you. No need to thank me.
saying*
Perhaps if you had taken two seconds to look at my post harder, you would have noticed the apostrophe.
Noun
apostrophe (plural apostrophes)
(orthography) The text character ’ (used to mark the possessive or to show the omission of letters or numbers).
So you did not correct my grammar. Instead, you pointed out what the apostrophe was standing in for and succeeded in simply being redundant. Congratulations.
Is it a man?
AntiRyannon?
*Enrolls poor schnook in witless protection program*
Not on my taxes you’re not!
17 DOLLARS
Now that’s gangsta
Win!!
It’s both a man and a woman. It’s a single parent, but the poor, unfortunate child still gets both.
I think that is a man!!
thats Niurka
a cuban singer
I dunno… its a win for that kid in my opinion…
Mhm that “actress” is Niurka Marcos…a Cuban dancer; if you think this is a FAIL you don’t wanna see her “Wedding” dress… her kids wil need years of therapy… if is not too late yet :S
ha so true. epic fail
She’s ugly
She is He.
^ win
stop saying she is a man
thats totally a dude
LOL indeed.
Her body seems malformed… Gross!
thanx for pointing that out
You’re welcome…?
Sarcasm, dannifoley. Learn to recognize it.
Sarcasm is lost in text, so don’t try it.
Exactly what I thought.
her name is niurka marcos and she is more plastic than woman. kind of like a maldeformed barbie.
Kid: Hey mom, gimme some milk!
I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.
Creepiest (and best) part of that movie.
What movie is this?
2001 Space Odyssey! Gosh!!!
Nail fail
Those are not nails. They are talons the monster uses to ensnare her prey before dragging the victim under his bed to be devoured.
Win
Is she a succubus?
Father fail
Date fail
↑ Input fail
A big fan of hers, are you?
Well, at least your name is accurate.
*squeezes Marius*
I’m just acquiring haters like girl scout badges!
Water off a duck’s back, kiddo.
*Squeeze*
↑ Personality fail
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!!!
“C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!!!” Breaker!
combo restored to its(evilolive, i need help with this word) original state.
no need to thank me, citizens of the combo
Can she cook?
Now that’s a cougar
^ lol
Or a bear cleverly disguised as a cougar.
Gorgon fail.
*Snickers at comment*
She’s dressed a little sleazy, I admit, but that doesn’t mean she’s a bad mother.
Even if it is a jump in logic, that fact that she chose to wear that particular outfit out with her son shows seriously poor judgment and decision making skills, so it stands to reason that she’s probably not the best parent she could be. I mean, nobody’s perfect, but it doesn’t look like she’s trying too hard.
well it looks to me like she is at celebratory thing and they are often over the top. Doesn’t mean she wears stuff like this all the time. Or that she is a bad parent. I was dressed a bit sleazy at Pride and I took my daughter doesn’t mean I am a bad parent.
She may not be a bad parent overall, but she made a bad decision, in my opinion, by dressing that way in front of her son. No parent is perfect, though.
Oh yeah, cos womens’ sexuality is so scary!
Slut shaming is not big or clever.
Has nothing to do with it being scary, but about it being appropriate for a child his age.
It wasn’t my intent to shame anyone, either. I clearly stated that it was my opinion, nothing more. I think you missed that.
That’s fine, if you want to look at it that way, but she is a celebrity and does dress that way all the time. I don’t go for the “celebrities get a special set of rules” when it comes to raising their kids. It’s not about women’s sexuality being threatening, either. It’s about teaching your kid what kinds of things are normal and acceptable in public, and she’s clearly trying to sexualize herself with her young child in tow, which is probably sending him the wrong messages about women. I’m actually quite for women dressing pretty and a little sexy in front of their kids since it shows some self-confidence, and it’s better than not taking care of yourself. However, you don’t have to dress in a way that is trampy, unsophisticated, revealing, and over-the-top all the time – the best celebrities are about classy sexy, anyways. This kind of dressing actually shows less self confidence, in my book, and tells her kid that showing off her body is the most important thing to her. As for you at the Pride parade – I wasn’t there – I didn’t see it, and therefore have to trust your judgment as a parents that it was fine. Everything in moderation usually is. And hey – if you explained why you were doing it, and your kid knows it’s not expected of you to dress like that–that’s life is not all about packaging your body for the world to gawk at, then great!
Tom Cruise joke
Retort with overused meme.
I hate when they overuse meme. It makes her tired.
I accidentally your overused meme.
Quick! Use an action verb!
I plead the third.
Hahahaha!
And people complain about ME LMAO
I don’t know if that’s the kind of thing one should admit to…
boy and his dad
#1… Women should not look like that… EEEWWW
#2… Really? Do you need a #2?
She looks like somebody took a #2!
OMG! I can’t believe this crap.
It all looks like bull sh*t to me
I have no idea who that transsexual is or why he is posing with that little boy.
the boy is actually a midget which is her husband.
He’s Michael Jackson in disguise.
lol
Even if it IS a transsexual, SHE, not HE.
According what I have known all my life, She is a Woman, not a Transexual. She is Cuban and was married with a Mexican TV Producer.
Nice abs, though.
That’s exactly what I was going to say.
Me three
Me four..
And of course, it is a Hispanic doing this. And many of us wonder why we are not taken seriously.
Turned you down, didn’t she?
Ah, Mexico…..you’ve done it again!
Actually…she’s from Cuba, you know they are two different countries right?
Yes, I’ve heard that rumor, and of course it’s obvious just by looking at the picture that (s)he is Cuban and not Mex, how foolish of us all.
/What a d-nozzle.
Yes she is cuban, but only in Mexico (sadly) you can be succesful doing what she (and all the media people) does.
Well… actually she is in Premios Juventus which is in the USA
Touché! LOL
no just you
shes cuban
and??
dont stereotype.
thank you:)
Spooock! There’sjust. . . too. . . muchforehead.
More like too much foreskin.
What is in her/him/it’s left hand??? Flesh colored clutch bag?? that is the best thing I can hope for.. yikes!
Um….I do believe that is the hand of the child standing in front of her? I mean, if you follow the line of logic that his arm is stretched out in front of her “dress”, hence that would be his hand in her hand.
OOPS!! I didn’t see his arm extended and the black on black , guess I didn’t want to look too directly at it… sigh.. oh well… thanks for pointing out my fail haha…
aaaaahhhhhhhhh…the extint “female centaur” very rare…poor kid
If it is extinct, why is that one alive.?
She has done things way worst than that. her name is Niurka Marco. Google her and you will see what i’m talking about.
I used to think she was hot. And then she shaved her head and went wacky.
Does anything that takes place on red carpet style events
Ffffuuuuuu. I bumped my reply button.
Does anything that takes place on red carpet type events ever really count towards parenting fails? Seems to me the rich & the famous are an altogether separate breed of special…
Anything? Anything at all?
Yeah yeah, I bumped my comment button. >.>
I find this one offensive and lame because 1. you don’t know that she’s the mom (or at least I don’t) and 2. dressy sexy in front of your kids isn’t a fail at all, certainly no more fail than weighing 400 pounds in front of your kids or wearing a burka in front of your kids.
Actually I wasn’t sure if she’s Mamacita herself or if someone else thought this would make a good souvenier photo for little Pedro.
I agree, you can look sexy in front of your kids, just don’t look trashy.
Respect for women in this thread is just overflowing!
Stripper-zillas need to be sterilized. (tubes tied, cork screw, stick of dynamite). Be better for everyone.
People who throw out casual comments about forcible sterilization should probably be sterilized.
There’s nothing wrong with choosing to wear a burka in front of your children. There is something wrong with anyone being forced to wear one, but in that situation there are a lot more fundamental problems going on then just wardrobe.
Ugh… total parenting fail. Jeans and sneakers to a formal event?
*shakes head sadly*
I know.LMAO
bwahahaahaa!
I wonder how she wipes her ass after taking a dump, she must be pretty scarred
Does anybody else notice the kid has a freaking erection!?
No its just you, You Pedo!
I think that’s just the pants. They seem to be fitting him oddly.
I would say It has nice abs, if it wasn’t for that growth on It’s belly. WTH is that anyway? Looks like Alien is going to bust through. Yuck!
Yeah, that weird malformation below her bellybutton… what IS that?
It’s a tatoo. Look for Niurka in google images.
It’s a tattoo.
I don’t know if you are talking about the tattoo or the “stom-gina”…
Nasty thing…
The fail is not what’s shown in it, but the “fail” itself is FAIL. American religious schizophrenia epedemic FAIL, to be exact.
~Sure buddy~ I know plenty of non-religious parents in non-Western countries who would be appalled by this. Nice try.
“Religious schizophrenia epIdemic?” Wtf are you on about?
religious? what’s religious about THAT?
I’m a swedish, non-religious single mother, and I think that it’s a major parenting fail to dress like that in the company of your kid. Out by yourself? Knock yourself out, even if it’s not my cup of tea. But with your kid? Nooooo.
I am sure she cares what fat people hiding behind their computer screens think when she gets those checks for her trashy Mexican TV sho wand goes home to her husband and kids every night LOL. Hey, fat trolls. Guess what? Celebritys don’t care when you think they are ugly. She still looks better than your fat girl crane shot lol.
What? Fat people? First of all, it’s not nice to pick on the overweight. Second, the peoples’ weights have nothing to do with their opinion of this picture. Troll.
OMFG! does every american think that the only hispanic country is Mexico??? There are MANY other countries, Niurka Marcos (is a woman, not a transexual, this was just like…a “bad choice”…a transexual cant have 3 kids) is Cuban. Are all of you americans this ignorant??? Do you not read or watch TV? BESIDES Mexico, there is (in Central America) Guatemala, El Salvador, Honduras, Nicaragua, Costa Rica, and Panama. South America: COLOMBIA (NOT COLUMBIA, which btw is pronounced [yes, in ENGLISH] Co-lahm-bia), Ecuador, Venezuela, Bolivia, Peru, Argentina, Uruguay, Paraguay, Chile, and Brasil (while not hispanic, Brasil is latino). Caribbean: Cuba, Dominican Republic, Puerto Rico, Haiti (im not sure but i think also latino). And in Europe: Spain, and Portugal (Latino)! So before you go off saying its “Mexican TV”…its not! Univision, Telefutura, and Telemundo, have many Colombian programs, while also some Mexican.
Why do people always assume it’s the Americans that get our countries wrong. It is obvious that you do not read.
Also, Central America is not a continent.
i didnt say it was a continent, i only said Central America, which is a region
Picture looks like an old Charlie Sheen photo…
Parents are not always to blame for someone’s ills; some people make poor choices when they really do know better. Does the mother in the photo know better than to be so overtly sexual in front of her child? Dunno. Does she always dress like that? Not likely. Will her kid(s) figure out she’s just pimping herself out in front of the cameras? Very likely.
Well she normally uses less clothing, I think she decided to use more clothes than usual, since she was with her child. As for if her child knows she is pimping herself, I think he does but does not care. I’ve worked with her and I’m positive my comments are true.
She’s Niurka, a cuban-mexican actress (?), singer (?)….
Shes not a Mexican please man your offending us
She is pure garbage, GARBAGE !!!!
I don’t get it how Univision keeps talking about her over and over….dirty mouth. jinetera
Ben Stiller got boobies. o.O
lol i was thinking owen wilson
lucky basterd
I hate fake boobs, these ones are terrible.
Troll win with all these comments, must be make an 11yr old cry week?
Mother could be a lot worse, she obviously spends all the money on the kid, in between the belly dancin’ classes that is.
So, spending a lot of money on your child automatically makes you a good mother?
Of course, dressing like this doesn’t automatically make her a BAD mother. I’m simply pointing out how silly it is to judge her parenting skills based on that one aspect.
Yep, dat’s a fail. Red tie with shoes like dat, seriously…
Thats Niurka Marcos!; shes ugly as FU**!!!.
Bring your son to work just took a turn for the worse.
OMG! that’s a dragqueen! look at the face and hands!
Its not a dragqueen!!!! is Niurka!!! jajaja
She´s Niurka Marcos, and yeah, she´s horrible, like a dog := o
Would do that bird, no doubt.
Boobs FAIL
Why is this a fail? Mom looks fine, and the kid is extremely well-dressed.
If you knew about Niurka, you’d know the fail really well. Poor kid. Mom is crazy.
Seems like Niurka
okay… out of all the horribleness that is this picture… all i’m really wondering is where her belly button is.
I can’t fap with a kid in the picture, makes me look like a pervert.
What the hell is that thing?
Sorry, but where exactly do you see that? I don’t…
A man cant have THREE (3) KIDS!! Niurka Marcos, is a woman, she is VERY feminine, just this picture looks masculine but SHE isnt…
Here is a link to prove that men can have children.
Well he was born a woman, its obvious that i meant male-born humans cant have babies. Niurka Marcos was born a woman and IS a woman
Looks to me like a part of a weird tattoo on the stomach.
These celebrity types will celebrate themselves for any reason at all. I didn’t even know that there was a such a thing as the Skanky Awards…..
I hope this thing wins!
Wow… never seen that the biggest fail for a telenovela producer in Mexico became an oficial item on failblog…
(indeed… Niurka is a big, big fail in mexican television)….
¿ WTF? is that on her(?) belly below her(?) navel?
Notice how the kid seems to be averting his eyes from That Gut.
There’s also one on her elbow
HOLY SH*T ITS DEE SNYDER!!!
+100 Internets to you sir/ma’am
Who is that stunning man, and why does he have his arm around that little boy?
She looks like Carrot Top’s twin sister. LOL
And see the nails on her fingers…Vampire
Who or what the hell is it??
I just came across some bigger photos of her. I think that wearing a “sexy” dress showing that you have a tattoo in an interesting place on a gala to which you brought your son is a real fail.
oh how i’d like to cream onto her stomach
he still needs breastfeeding
lmao, is that a dude or what?
she was in the playBOy so it not a dude
Implant Fail – you can see the outline of the implant on her right boob.
Fatherhood at it’s best.
ahhh modern tecnology………
I’d hit it.
Look at the kids face. Internally, he’s screaming, “Say something vato. I’ll cut you”.
You guys have to develop better powers of observation or do some googling before making a mean statement… well, I’ve done my research and it confirmed… definitely a she… just a human being in a flashy outfit which doesn’t fit conservative norms or most peoples taste…she’s not a thing or an alien and I can’t judge her parenting skills just by looking at a picture…I guess your early childhood pictures from the 70′s or the 80′s aren’t embarrassing at all…your all perfection incarnated.
She beat Demi out for Cougar of the Year.
cougar win
Personally, I think it would be cool to be raised by gargoyles.
She’s not your mother, she’s a man, baby!! O.o
that looks like arnold swarchenegger wearing a dress….. and a wig!
That may be some atrociously inappropriate clothing to wear around one’s kid but those are some smoking abs she’s got. So while you’re all so smugly criticizing her, take a moment to look down at that little jiggly pot belly you have and understand that even massive parenting failures are in better shape than you are.
she kinda looks like a he….i cant put my finger on why…
I’d still hit that
the kid I mean
LOL!
I completely agree, her life is an epic fail
Its cuban, Its woman, Her name is Niurka, Its a exotic dancer and a expensive prostitute, Shes not a transexual
Yak, there goes my appetite.
What an ugly beast!
poot little guy!
not as much a parenting fail as a not looking attractive fail
PUTA ÑURCA HIJA DE TU PUTA MADRE …. TE VOY A DAR VARO NOMAS PARA QUE TE COMPRES BUENA ROPA, ,,,,,, MUERETE MALPARIDA
I can haz yur mum’s cel numbr? Plz?
Mom is definitely strange, but how come no one else noticed how short and tiny this boy’s legs are!? Some kind of dietary insufficiency going on there….
Uhm, learn to trim nails…
Niurka will always be a Fail, no matter what she does.
Is that a ‘happy trail’ coming up from ‘her’ waistline?
I think it’s hilarious that I came to look at the comments because I wanted to know who the horrifying she-beast in the picture was and I had to scroll through approximately 20 posts about apostrophes and commas before I could fine anything.
that’s failblog regulars for you…
Some of the most retarded and immature people on the internet who live only to flame people who say first, “squeeze” each other, and back each other when one of them is trolling someone.
ok so shes Cuban, not Mexican or anything else. she lives in Mexico though. i dont like the fact that she is dressed like this in front of her kid but thats how she is and it doesn’t surprise me. she has always been like that. inform yourself if you dont know her. I also hate the fact that some people stereotype, dont do it because not every Cuban is like that:) and you wouldn’t like someone talking bad about your race because of a trashy person, and believe me there are many.
thank you.
There’s hope for gays, because she does not resemble a woman. Mommy is scarier than daddy.
jaja la niurka! siempre de askerosa