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first???
the seconds should also be part of the time stamp
true…true
first!
gotcha!
flawless victory! Finish him!
Get a life.
How did the bear make it to the page? Someone is sabotaging this kid.
bears are sneaky animals, you know…
Especially pedobears
I love pedobear!!!
In the sequel there’s a penguin.
you mean Kodiak bear
“You must have meant to call it a Kodiak bear.” ^^^^since you feel like correcting everyone else.
You think that’s punny? Do you?
You mean Pedobear
If only he drew a cage around the bear and maybe he could of claimed a reward
The bear didn’t look that mean. I think he could be quite friendly once you get him to open up and start talking.
Perhaps someone left their bear behind.
Speaking of bear behinds. . . are those Charmin bears obsessed a bit or what?
*shakes my Toosh*
Cha-cha-cha Charmin~
bears sneaking into childs pages??? do i need to say more??…… is a pedobear win!!
yes good spot
that isn’t just a bear, it is also a ninja. Which reminds me, I have included 6 ninjas in this post. Can you see them?
Just saw this on Reddit a few hours ago.
You honor your name, then.
I started reading Reddit about a week ago, and since then I’ve noticed a lot of things that make it over here a day or so after they show up on Reddit.
My technician says you can read it.
Indeed. Now answer the question, young man.
since its multiple choice, i go with d.. didnt read the question but it always works
Well in fact it is statistically proven that in a 4 answers multiple choice the highest probability is b.
ah well d and b same thing just reversed.. still works
Still works? Then can I give you $19 in exchange for $91? Same thing, just reversed, right?
Is that your 0.002¢ on the matter?
Even so, it’s just a matter of opinion.
Fail. The answer is always c.
.0002 does not equal 2 cents fail
92% of statistics are made up on the spot.
75% of people believe that.
That’s more than half!
Not nearly.
You can use facts and statistics to prove anything that’s even remotely true! Facts, schmacs.
I’m writing to Emily.
Please say “hi” for me.
*squeeze*
Okay! She asked me a while back when we’re coming to visit her in Seattle. I think we should make plans.
“hi” for me.
*squeeze*
Hey, the Swedish Chef must be cooking in the blog kitchen again!
Theres a 50-50% chance you know this, but there’s a 20%% chance of that!
no no no
it’s “when in doubt charlie out”
you’ve got to go with C
first
You really should work on your typing speed. Five letters and 3 minutes late…
♫The other day,
I met a bear… ♪
I haven’t heard that song in FOREVER! Thanks, Scotty!
Neither had I, but it popped into my head when I saw this fail.
*sizes up Scotty*
Yes, I think you’ll do just nicely.
*SQUEEEEEEEEEZE!*
Hey, don’t Bogart the Scottster!
*grabs a piece and squeezes*
There’s plenty to go around.
*grabs Ms B and Judy in a big group squeeze*
Hee hee! A Scotty sandwich!
*click*
*sends pic to DW*
I think that’s my best shot yet!
Imma gonna have to expand DW’s with all the goings-on around here!
Oooh! We can have a construction party!
Will there be those little cheese sandwiches?
Does this Imma person do good construction work?
I’ve heard she’s the bestest!
*kittehschmoo*
*squeezes*
*dragon-squeeze!*
*admiral…er, um…furl*
*squeezey-squeeze*
*Texas-sized squeezie for everyone in the above thread*
C-c-c-combo breaker!
Again.
pedobear strikes again whoot!
Looks more like a boar…
Here piggy piggy!
Math tends to have that effect on people.
It’s just an opinion.
It’s a bit of a fail as it was a multiple choice question and just guessing would have given him a 25% chance of getting it right where drawing a bear over the choices gave him only a 2.6% chance of getting it right.
Actually, following the standard multiple choice guessing rule (C or the longest answer) would have given him the right answer as all the answers are approximately the same length and C is the correct answer (assuming the height of the rocket is 5 m).
how did you come to 2,6%?
And don’t draw bears on my question!
lol what you said makes no sense. drawing a bear on your question gives you a 0% chance of getting it correct
Wrong. There indeed is a 2.6% chance of the teacher going “Awwww, so cute, let’s give the child the point”
Correct! There have been previous schoolwork like this on this site that has indeed been given points for the creativity or maybe for pity…
Maybe the question was to draw a curve arc at a certain degree and the bears back just happened to match it.
Or the question was Whats the result of two bears mating? It would be a conclusive answer
Bear necessity…the mother of invention.
What’s all this hullabaloo?
It’s a bearly credible excuse.
He should have just grinned and bear it.
♫ Look for the bear necessities
The simple bear necessities!
Forget about your worries and your strife…♫
♫ When you look under rockets for answers
And take a glance at the fancy pandas
Then maybe try a few
The bare necessities of life will come to you…they’ll come to you!♫
Just sounds like rocket science to me…
Well, it’s not rocket surgery.
But it could be brain science.
Shh! You’re going to get the Zombie all excited.
But he’s so cute when he’s excited. Like a little puppy in the window.
The one with the waggly tail?
That kid knows how to grin and bear it.
He doesn’t even paws to figure something else out.
You gotta give this kid credit for creativity! I love it!
Fine, but store credit only.
FAIL! This was done a long time ago, look up “No, there is an Elephant in the way” in google. This shows that our kids today are just getting less creative.
…and turning one’s creativeness into trolling
Which one of the following is closest to the volume of the rocket?
A)35.0 m^3
B)34.2 m^3
C)35.6 m^3
D)37.7 m^3
Yeah I could read it too. We win, the submitter FAILS.
Physically, A was a few millimeters closer.
True!
If he would have used that answer, this would be a WIN!!!
LOL winnn
“Which of the following is closest to the volume of the rocket?”
School is hard to bear
Well done.
*gives Grimace a gold star*
Damnit, that kid doesn’t know how lucky he is getting multiple choice questions. I wish I got multiple choice questions at math.
I’d give it a C+ at most.
it’s a total fail. it doesn’t even look like a bear. it looks like a pig without a tail.
Now if only this could have worked on my Calculus final…..
Yup, I thought the same thing. I considered drawing Hangman.
For his crimes, a simple hanging was not enough. He deserved to be rotated around the X-axis.
looks more like a pig
Better not blow bubbles, or you’ll get arrested!
In Soviet Russia, Bear knows all the answers!
Wow! She’s quick! Like lightening, that one.
Bwuaaahahahahahahaaaaaa.
Hi for m- Wait, what?
it’s a win
first!
its a pig you DUMB @$$
The teacher should have known better than to give the student a question with the bear in the way. Obvious case for getting credit on the test score.
number 1 threat…
The answer actually was C. I know this for a fact, don’t challenge me.
Haha! This kid is my new hero!
LOL, cool kid!
Awww man, I never did anything like this on my EQAO tests
“Closed to” the volume of the rocket? I think we’ve got a double fail.
THIS IS A TOTAL FAIL
THIS PUBESCENT N00B CANT ANSWER A VOLUME QUESTION.. OMG -.-
First!
I got 99 problems, but a bear ain’t one.
Epic win
CREATIVITY FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!! This kid ripped off the “there’s an elephant in the way” original, here: http://www.robmonroe.net/upload/2007/1/24/elephantintheway.jpg
i hope to one day have a child as clever as this. i would be so proud
Looks more like a pig to me.
Definitely win.
Haha…wish i had thought of that in my exams…
The question actually seems pretty easy. If only I can see the illustration!
Haha, very creative. Did het get points for this?
good one