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You’d have to be nuts to fall for that.
Sometimes ya don’t?
…sometimes you don’t!
*squeeezesthebajeezusouttaya*
JINX!
Little Girl Blue!!! I have some bajeezus in me too.
Don’t you have to do it three times?
Do you? My bad. I suck at these things.
Little Girl Blue, Little Girl Blue, Little Girl Blue.
*waits for starfishysqueeze*
I’m not a Little Girl, but I’m blue! Will I do until she returns?
*starfishysqueeze*
You most certainly will.
*DivineGoddesssqueeze*
first
Fail
All “first” first-posts are fails. A failed “first” first-post is a mega-fail.
Too painful. Couldn’t even watch the whole thing…
Try breaking 9 coconuts.
he could have broken them, but the problem is they’re round and weren’t secured in any way.
And it was wet
I won’t and I don’t wanna be on TV with it…
He hurt his hand on the table, not the coconut.
Like the person above said, if they were in place the result would be different.
agreed……
second
Mah. I could do that.
Or even meh.
Definitely meh. And yes you could do that – you’re just too smart.
I am indeed 1stcomment.
You are indeed the second loser.
indeed you are the last in realize how much did you just fail…..
♬I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts…♬
♫You put the lime in the cocnut and u drink it all up♫
*adds o*
*skips away*
I think it’s funnier without the o.
*nods*
I concur!
You kiss yo momma with that mouth?
*squeeze*
Not for long after this guy comes along.
Of course, judging how he performs, maybe they would still be staying in that row…
♬ Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head! ♬
This guy is kinda my hero…
I agree with you, sorta!
I have to stop visiting this page until the freaky “Childrens Hospital” creepy clown ads are gone. Giving me the heeby jeebies.
I agree, but they are definitely no worse than the “TWEEZE THE NOSEHAIRS!!!!!” ad. Wtf is that? Come on, now.
I missed the Cebu
Forgive me for not spending enough time on FB1, but what is Cebu other than a little island in the Philippines where my last job was sent to?
You have to go to Horse Fail and play the link Quaz posted.
I’m still humming the tune
I’ll definitely check it out tonight when I get home.
*Graciesqueeze*
I just did, via iPod Touch (stoopid laptop with it’s video lag), it’s rilly rilly funny!
It looks like Sick Cebu didn’t get better.
Why, were you literally LOLing?
D’oh. I closed my door to play the song, but the spontaneous laughter the rest of the day nearly got me locked up.
I don’t even know why I found it so funny.
Achoo moo moo boo hoo moo moo boo hoo moo moo achoo moo moo achoo moo moo boo hoo moo moo cebu
After hurting his hand trying to break coconuts, he was crying boohoo moo moo.
ugh i feel so bad for the guy.
Gordon, is that you?
If you could read his mind, you’d know if it was.
Don’t worry about me I only go out in the daylight, Katy.
M-M-M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!
Double Fail!
*whack*
Mega Fail!
*thunk*
Ultra Fail!
*thwack*
M-M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!
LOL HE FAILS
Haha, I’ve saw this live on tv (They transmitted it live). Damn i was laughing, when he is trying to excuse to people that he fails so miserably ( which has been cut out here :/… but well, you wouldn’t understand it anyway
)
He should have used his head. At least he would have broken one coconut.
So…did he not even practice for this or what? Or did he practice with water balloons and a hatchet?
She asks him to stop because she can´t stand the thourght of his pain, and the reason he cannot break a single one of them is cus it´s been raining all day on them so they are soaked and really elastic which make it impossible for him to break them, and then she says “are your hand ok?” he replys “it´s not good, no” But some extra info I know (cus I happen to know the dude) he broke 2 bones in his hand while doing this..
ugh, that’s too bad. Thanks for translating.
Ah, love seeing a video from my own country! 0 out of of 9 coconuts is pretty bad. She saved it pretty fast though, gotta give her that!
hey thats danish… im danish! coincidence? i think not!
troll
It would have been such a WIN if he have broken the fixture instead of the coconuts.
The one and only time that television show was worth watching…
Jep, jeg er ingen fan af ‘Aftenshowet’
So ein Vollpfosten Behindi Trottel Spasti Deppen Idi das …
last ?
Nope. Why would you put the coconuts in a sharp-edged metal holder? Even if he broke through them his hand would smash into the metal.
*standing ovation*
AUTHOR! AUTHOR!
*squeeze*
in soviet russia, the coconut breaks your hand.
damnit why do these videos never work.
Tosh.0 did a break down of this video. It was hilarious
And then they did a re-enactment… TO THE EXTREME!
And thats why ninjas arn’t German….
And thats why you shouldn’t post until you know the language… It’s not German, that’s for sure.
The Language is Nederlands, zee language of zee Nederlanders, not der Deutschlanders.*
Nah.
That ninja is DANISH
This Danish is APPLE!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/65/Glazed_apple_Danish.jpg
the language is danish as i am a dane and thats from a tv show called aften showet
This so funny because my dad can do that. Well…maby not nine in a row but he can break coconuts and concrete blocks.
This was on tosh.0 months ago! failblog fails!!! Be more Original!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
0 months is not that bad, they are pretty up to date according to your statement
This was on Failblog months ago…
COCONUTS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!
They don’t really work anyways. I mean, I’ve never seen a coconut do any work. have you?
If only all posts were so delightful and well-thought-out. I really liked the following line “There is also one guy here preparing to go all Kim Jong Il on the coconuts, he also seems to be enjoying himself.”
Please, do not stop posting like that!
It only works when nobody is looking.
The lady is all like… OK you didn’t do it. How ’bout we forget about this… how is your hand? lmao.
Sheesh, he’s SO doing it wrong. Any idiot knows that the proper way to break open a coconut is to slap it vigorously with the palm of your hand.
ROTFLOLCOPTORS!
i saw this in the tv. lol
It was on the tv show tosh.0 *many* months ago. It was already a fairly popular video on youtube for those who didn’t understand my comment.
Uhhhhhh do you not understand the concept of “Friday Rewind”?
Proud to be danish! or wait..
Anyone who practices martial arts should know wearing jeans with your gi is a sure sign of an amateur!
there real this time? lol
Yaay danish fail >.<
Coconut WIN!
I would suggest papayas next time, still tropical but softer.
hi mum
hi son how are you?
This sure makes one proud of being a Dane!
go home ninja!
atleast he made it to failblog.org
this just makes me embarresed to be dansih when wachting this
Aren’t small coconuts harder than bigger ones? why didn’t he just get big coco’s for that <<?
The big jackass in this century !
Been there. Keyboard cat done that
I Watched This Live And I Remember Laughing My Ass Off XDD
watching that hurts my hands
Seen it on world’s dumbest.
Um…shouldn’t one find out if one can actually DO something before going on t.v. to do it?
I’m just sayin.
Why the hell was there…
Ouch. That must hurt.
You know after the first 8 times he failed, when he hesitated before trying again…you know the next one hurt like a mf…
use the head xD
Coconuts 9 – Karate Nil
typical danish television!! – funny…… but not intentionally..