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Sequel to “What He Didn’t Say”.
ummmm…WIN?
Agreed, WIN!
W…..W….w……w…..win!!11!!!!!1111111!!!
superWINafragicexpiWINadociWIN
…win
Wow, the book title was right!
Definitely win.
i didnt get it ?
That’s what she said.
yes.
That’s what she said.
LAST!!!!
And it was you know. . . .
You broke the mold?
Breaking the mold sounds like fungus.
A’fungus among us?!?
ZING!
Lemme guess, it’s a book of dirty limericks?
I’m from Limerick! It’s in Ireland! Of which I am also from… as a result.
Roscommon. Best. County. Ever…….not…
Heroes come from Roscommon.
Dublin/Meath is where its at!
Me arse! Galway or nothing.
Come on lads! Sure didn’t we all fight the Tans together?
true true !!! UP THE REPUBLIC !!!!!!!!!!
AND OUR BROTHERS IN THE NORTH !!!
Its spelled Everton
Probably..
WHOA!!!! Avis!! Check out my comment up there ^^^^.
GMTA!
FIRST … And that’s a WIN!
That is pretty much a fail dude
Epic fail I’d say.
Are you implying that Michael Scott can FAIL?
It’s neighter a win nor a fail because it’s only the title of a book -.- omg
Ohh sry lets explain me what a book is.
It’s like a bunch of very very slim ipads without iOS.
No, a book is a series of paper pages since outsourced by the invention of the computer. Some authors still insist on publishing books and wasting paper, however, for various reasons. That and bookstores would be out of business otherwise,. and it’s one of few hobby type stores in the shopping mall…
Some of us still read books you know.
~I’ve never done that!~
People still insist on writing books??? GAD! Oh, the humanity!! Who would DO such a terrible thing?
Oh….wait…
*SNORK!!*
please guys, do keep writing, publishing, buying, borrowing and reading more books…….. more book in your face, instead of your face in, well, you know where
Wow. Books are evil. This is something I’ve never heard before.
I could introduce you to some seriously deranged relatives of mine that think the only books that should be printed are bibles and right-wing propaganda. I wish I were kidding.
I’m…scared…:(
Yeah, and I have to go to the family reunion next weekend. I’d say pray for me, but I think they’re already doing that (they think I need “saving”).
*puts Avis in piggy bank*
*rents safe deposit box for Avis*
Here, sweetie — put Rooster in it.
If it gets too bad Rooster and I will hightail it outta there. We’re renting a car, so we can leave when we want to.
I saw a wooden plaque at a “country” store yesterday – “The rooster may crow the loudest, but the chick brings home the goods!” I thought of you, chickie!
Awww! I may have to get one of those!
I worked with someone who was shocked that I owned a book! Then he saw that it was The Day the Universe Changed, squinted his eyes at me and said, ” ‘re you one of them big bangers?” (closest that I could get to his accent) I replied that I had never had any complaints. He always looked sort of sideways at me after that.
Sadly, for the species, a true story. The idea that people possessed and read books was foreign and disturbing to him. In the same way that I find people who don’t collect and read books weird I suppose.
That’s just beyond sad, that someone would find owning books weird.
I owned a book once. It had a wee train on the front and it went “Choo choo”.
Not impossible. My bike spoke.
*weeps*
And you guys *Facepalm* when I tell a joke about space-cows.
Mine was bespoke, in a manner of speaking. It was an “original” frankenbike.
I could tell you a joke about a de-horned bull, Qwaz, But it would be pointless.
I know the one, he and my cows walked into a bar.
…You’d think they saw it.
Have you ever heard a herd of cows? They sound like the horn section of a middle school band practicing.
Is a herd of cows the same as a load of bullocks?
Yeah well, my bottles wine.
I really hope your joking…
You sound like you’re trying to be sarcastic. But sarcasm comes across much better if you’re actually literate. Which isn’t apparent from your rant.
Are you new here?
Probably… Silly know it alls – we teach them eventually =D
*thwacks the gibberish translator*
Has anyone gotten replacement parts for this yet??
I did — but the STC eeted them.
Oh…well, in that case, let’s drink pomtinis and munch on schnackies! Happy Furrrrriday!!
Yes, please!
I got nagged before 10am to work on a weekly project that’s due at the end of the day on Fridays. Mind you, I didn’t even have the part of the project for which I’m responsible at that time.
I do NOT deal well with being nagged. It tends to make me find everything else on my desk (or in teh interwebs) that I need to/want to work on before I do the nagged-about project. If she had asked nicely, I would have gotten right on it. Since she was a witch, I just got around to passing my portion to the next person a few minutes ago.
Bwuaaahahahahahaaaaaa.
*passes ns a drink*
You. Have. No. Idea.
This same wench who was nagging me didn’t make all the corrections the first time. She didn’t make them all the second time. We’re now on the third go-around.
Have I mentioned that I vehemently dislike working with stupid people (especially stupid people who pay no attention to detail)?
… one of the corrections was still not made on round 3, so I had to send it back AGAIN.
Mind you, she said on the last e-mail that she hoped they were right this time because she’s now on unapproved OT.
I couldn’t help myself. In my response, I asked how much time could have been saved had all the corrections been made the first time rather than waiting for the third or fourth go-around.
No. You shouldn’t be offended. You should be fired for incompetence!
note to self: Cute avatar could hide vicious fangs and claws. Do NOT tick off nightshayde.
*furiously scribbles notes*
♪♪♪♫♫♫♫♪♪♫♫
I just can’t stanza musical jokes.
No, but you can sure turn a phrase…
*tightsqueeze*
Three notes walk into a bar–a G, an E flat, and a C. The bartender looks up and says, “We don’t serve minors.” So the E flat leaves and the other two have a fifth between them.
Good plan, coyote. I’m normally a very mild-mannered kitteh, but my b!tch-mode is well-honed.
@LGB — I like the musical humor.
*passes note to coyote*
♪
@ ns – send her a focking clue on Monday. Gift wrapped. With a tattered ribbon.
I know how you feel! *squeeze*
*snork!*
I’m sorry…I’m still laughing at the idea of having to ask someone if being offended is an appropriate response to an email that has made a perfectly valid point.
*snorkity-snorky-snork!*
It is a neighbor to a winner, a failure because it is only the title of a book. Organic Munchable Greens. Other Heifers Help. Sorry, let us explain to me what a book is. Is it like a bunch of very very slim iPads with the batteries smashed out?
Who thwacked you? And why on earth would they do that?
People tend to over-react when they see a zombie
I vote a win for this one…
Sorry folks, you’re gonna have to explain this one to me. What’s funny about it?
That’s what she said? Have you ever had a conversation with another human?
That’s what she said!
You’re kidding, right?
Oh! Oh! That’s what she said! He he he ….
*wields a shellacked minnow menacingly*
Whoa! Look at the size of that… fish?
I take it you’ve never seen a minnow. They’re tiny.
Um… maybe I was exclaiming as to how small it was.
Cause…. *tries to fight the urge*
…cause… THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!!!
*
Please… no…
Oh, she’ll do it. I’ve seen her.
The minnow is a warning shot…
Or the whale. *shudder*
The whale’s the worst…
Neither of which is nearly as damaging as a *FOOM* , guys.
You underestimate your glower power Avis.
Qwaz, you seem to have survived the whale quite nicely!
*squeeze*
Oh, we know, we were just going by powers you hold.
You guys!!!!!!
And thank you, m’lady. Set me right along my changing process.
Your avatar looks like it is blushing as well.
I can feel the love!!
*squeeze*
Don’t underestimate yourself, hun. Scotty lit a cigar with my last *FOOOM!*, so they can be puny and laughable as much as devastating.
*squeeze*
One of these days though, my snark is gonna get me slapped. I just know it.
Well, then you will have joined a club full of very cool and fun people.
It’s only a matter of time!
Would that be a ‘smackerel’?
Is that a fish in your pocket, or are you just happy sashimi?
Sheik!!!
*sheiks herbouti*
*shakes Herbs inny*
*puts his whole outty in*
*shakes all about*
That’s what she said
Let me explain:
Retarded americans have it that when someone says anything that can be interpreted as sexually suggestive, the interlocutor instantly says “that’s what SHE said” in a way to inspire a certain understanding of his (fake) sexual success with women.
OK, that explains a lot… My native language is German and the equivalent sentence “Das hast du jetzt aber gesagt!” can be used whenever your “conversational opponent” unintentionally says something in your favour and it’s totally harmless and can be used in any situation, therefore I never understood why the English counterpart is considered as “fail”/”offensive” etc. (there was a fail here some while ago where a student got a detention for saying that and my first thought was “teacher fail”) and why there is only a female version.
Because chicks don’t usually brag about sexual life.
We don’t need to.
*high fives Avis*
*squeeze*
An example on “that’s what she said!” could be:
A and B are two buddies talking.
A:”Last night was exhausting, but amazing!”
B:”That’s what she said!”
A: Dude, that wasn’t even in the slightest bit funny.
B: That’s what she said!
Thank you for explaining – some of us really didn’t get it. (Ok, apparently only Dumbo and I!)
Yeah, it’s “Retarded americans …” all right. God knows no other people use that phrase.
…and YOU, my furry friend, have some ‘splaining to do!
*taps foot*
*gives not so stern look*
About what? I haven’t done anything horrendous, have I?
Define “horrendous”…
horrendous
hor·ren·dous
–adjective
shockingly dreadful; horrible: a horrendous crime.
Origin:
1650–60; < L horrendus dreadful, to be feared (ger. of horrēre to bristle, shudder), equiv. to horr- (akin to hirsute) + -endus ger. suffix
—Related forms
hor·ren·dous·ly, adverb
—Synonyms
appalling, frightful, hideous.
So. You’re Facebook account. Should be all complete by now, eh?
*taps foot again*
*storms into post*
*rips-out ”’ and ‘e’*
*storms outta post*
Should I ask for the bukkit?!?
There. I did it. I lied through my teeth/keyboard. I am now William Wallace (part of my maternal grandfathers name). The picture is of Basil Brush in a pirate costume. I also was born the same year that I graduated high school. Are you all happy now? Well? Are you? Hmm? I feel so dirty.
You. Are. My. Hero!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did I tell you I adore you today? xoxoxoxox
*giantsqueeeeezitysqueeze*
Crap. Does this mean that I have to figure out how to use the damned thing now. (and yes the title of the book did just flash into my mind as I was writing this)
Okay. Oh my. I’ll be easier for you to find:
LittleGirl Blue. No space in first name.
Please.
I’m begging you…
I’m verklempt.
Thank God.
Good luck with that one, he seems to be dead set against it.
Oh, now I get it. As the bishop said to the actress.
Ah, it’s an Americanism (and I’m not American).
FOURTY SECOND!
Yeah we know. It’s the question we’re working on.
So sad when people ask me how old I am now, I can’t say I’m the answer to life, the universe, and everything…
You’re the answer to my life – you’re my universe – my everything…
Then why’d I ask you for a divorce?
I dunno. But you did ask really nicely.
Now… where’s that tie
*rummages through internets*
*retracts divorce*
*fires lawyer*
I KNEW we were always meant to be!!! ♥
YAY! Oh I…
*Rummages through pocket*
*removes small piece of string*
*ties in a knot and slips on LGB’s ring finger*
It’s all I have right now.. it’s just so unexpected..
…I just remembered … I have to DO something … now, what was that..?
But you retracted… heck why not… LGB
Will you marry me?
Yes! Yes! A thousand times yes!
*swoons*
Nevermind! I had a lovely clicky set up about ties for you, but Bloggy thought it was too tasty to share. I even had to send THIS message twice because I forgot to take out the clicky.
Awwwwwww, man!!! After all THAT!
Link doesn’t work, my lil’ Qwazi dude.
Really? Worked for me
Did you remove all the “(Dot)”s and the space?
Yes! Lemme try again…
Fak! Send it to me on Facebook, sweetie!
Coises! This means I must find you again!
I’m always there, sweetie!
We’re friends — you just don’t know it…
That’s just so archaic not allowing URLs here…
FFS
Umm. Umm. Whatever could you mean by that?
And Garf?
LittleGirl Blue on Facebook. Note: No space in first name.
aw
facebook
Yes.
Found it! But even better – I found this one right under it!
Oh. My. Gosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I. I don’t know what to say! I’m … *sniff*
win
I wonder if Steve Carell has a copy yet. >:-)
Ahead of it’s time, it is
Is it full of dirty remarks?
This is a muthaf***ing WIN!!!!!!
ikr. this is so not a fail!
I doubt that anyone but a reader of this blog would get it!
Actually it’s a win
That’s what you said.
WIN! That’s what I said.
I’m amazed, that out of 293 comments so far, no one has said anything like “this is a win in my book”.
But you did (thumbs up)
by saying that good sir, you have accomplished a double win
thats what she said
I’ve been a reader of this blog for three years, I still don’t get it.
Neither I
That’s what she said!
I first read this as: “Is it full of dirty limericks?”
I wrote a book about your mother
The nights with her were like none other
The things that she said
While we lay in bed
Went into a book ’bout your mother
Your response, I found, was quite clever,
It was such a creative endeavor,
That I decide to try,
My poetic reply,
But gave up ad just pulled on my lever.
“aNd”
Grammar Fail
Fail? Fail?
WTF! The uploader is the one that failed here.
No, I don’t think so oggologgo — it made it on here just fine.
(guessing it’s an old book)
That man was ahead of his time..
It’s a win.
WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN!
*feeds*
That book’s cover is very hard.
*rolls eyes*
Oh oh! Let me! Please Avis! No fish beatagings..
Please…? *puppy dog eyes*
Oh, fine. Go ahead. *taps foot* Get it over with.
THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!
*hugs Avis*
*grabs Avis by the wings and dances around in circles laughing*
*sigh*
*shakes head*
Feel better?
Indeed.
Fail Blog FAILs again… 9.9
I wouldda given it a 5.5, but that’s just me…
Wait, have I been looking at it all wrong? Is it good when Failblog FAILS?
Now it makes no sense! I have to watch the whole thing over again!
Good luck with that.
Oh, and *squeeeeeeeeeeze*
Right, I’ll just see you guys…
*Looks at watch*
Wednesday, June 24th of last year.
*Trime traveling squeezes*
Hey Qwaz. For one brief post last night you were Garf. Tell me, did you enjoy the feeling of pure unadulterated power?
It was like staring into the infinity of the universe and knowing I’m the most important person in it.
*feels stars in her eyes*
*blush*
That’s a WIN!!!
I know, I’m the king
Wrong Jules. You lose.
Such a horrid loss, I’ve a clicky gift for him.
*Ahem*
Which is here now.
Don’t second-guess yourself, sweetie…
And if you thrid-guest yourself, you’re having too much fun.
Shhhh.
Vancouver Public Library WIN!!
The Vancouver Pubic Library was always abreviated to VPL.
I know that, I’m just lazy.
definetly a WIN
If you’re going to misspell it, the convention for those in the know is to use an a-okay?
Effin’-A!
Oak-A!
Effen is pretty much rot-gut vodka, even according to the guy who originally marketed it.
That’s the spirit!
What the hell? This book could become more important than the Bible and it’s called a fail? The only fail here is the label ‘fail’ cause the book is most def a WIN
oh now come on, thats surely epic winrar? 0_o
That is not a fail, it’s a win!
Failblog keeps reaching new lows every time I log in… this isn’t a fail/win… it isn’t anything but a book… good lord what is happening?
*queue a very long, deep drawn out sigh of exasperation*
http://www.amazon.com/Thats-What-She-Said-Contemporary/dp/0253203384
It’s only a fail because they didn’t maintain the copyright on the phrase.
… by Michael Scott
ironically there is author w/ that name…lol
Fail?! This book is a WIN! The only fail was that someone said this was a fail!
WIN WIN WIN!!!!
So this is like Jeopardy!, then?
“What is, ‘ow, that hurts’?”
“What are, ’5″ stilettos’?”
Granny’s idea of a good night. Didn’t you know?
Of course, Granny isn’t the one wearing those stilletos…
Perhaps she was. It may be one of the reasons that she is now a granny.
*sneaks into coyote’s post*
*erases ‘g’ and replaces with ‘t’*
*sneaksouttapost*
No no no. That’s grandpa and we don’t talk about him in public.
*snickers* didnt know you were talking about my grandparents
*shudders*
But, who is?
*sigh*
That’s What She Said…in my pants! WIN!
What pants?
If she can talk while in your pants, either you don’t have much to offer, or you wear the same size pants.
Or he has a talking lad, which funnily enough, is female?
That would be a lass wouldn’t it?
MUST READ NOW!
this must be in epicwinftw section!
How is this a fail?
That is most definately what she said!
Alright!
Ay there. Now I see.
I’ll have to request that the public library around here gets that book. It sounds like an interesting book.
That’s what she said.
*raises an eyebrow*
W-I-N-!-!-!-!
You can find it in the Library, next to “So’s Your Old Man”, “If I Could Walk That Way”, and “I’ll Have What She’s Having”.
“If I could walk that way”? I’ve never heard that one used. How does it work?
*walks that way*
*knows Garf knows what it means*
BAM! There it was.
It’s too thin and too small.
That’s what she said !
You know, this is not as bad a thing as one might surmise…
Shouldn’t this be considered a win?
excuse me? it’s spelled W-I-N-!
FAIL fail.
That’s what she said.
See, that punchline is always a WIN. It’s the reason we were kicked out of the Garden of Eden. God wanted it all to Himself, Satan just wanted to share in the frivolity.
Don’t get it. Some sort of humour limited to North America?
I mean I’m familiar with the use of the phrase and circumstances but don’t see why it’s funny in the context its in…….
/fail post
It’s an internet meme.
I got as far as looking at the picture, squinting, and seeing a cute mouse, in a bonnet, with a garden rake.
Dear creature tapping at my window,
I am very impressed that you made it to the second storey. Though please understand, I’m just not in the mood to open the blind and see what you are.
Sincerely,
DrB ★
Aw, phoo.
*droops head and flies away*
Too polite! The balcony door is open.
Like a dragon needs wings to reach the second story windows…
*squeeze*
*fliesawaywithaquickness*
fail? more like win!
Are those HANDS or TREES embossed on the cover?
Does it really matter?
Yes.
Oh, really?
Yup.
Are you always this… terse?
No.
They are the hand which slap people who ask irrelevant questions. Tempt them no further!
total WIN, you are confused.
Agreed its a WIN!!1!!!1
It looks used>
…
Win. Definitely Win.
How is this a Fail? This is definitely a WIN!
definetly a WIN
Feel like a blind voyeur in the tower of Babel! Anyway, provided a link from Amazon’s offering of this tome back to this comment page.
This is WIN
For those who didn’t get the joke
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=that%27s%20what%20she%20said
I disagree with one part. No book will ever be more important than the Bible.
Anyway, I didn’t get the joke, probably because I’ve never watched The Office. I’ve thought about it, but never got around to it.
Win???
Definitely a win.
that is win! not fail
FTW it is what she said
WIN, BLAST IT!
btw, that book is tagged as in under the lit section at the central branch as of this posting.
That’s a win. Captioning FAIL!
I know everyone’s said it by now, but this is a win, not a fail.
My guess is that you are all hyping the wrong book. Look at the old cover with the native american symbolism in the picture. Another book with ‘That’s what she said’ in the title is:
‘That’s What She Said: Contemporary Poetry and Fiction by Native American Women’
which was released back in 1984 (no not by George Orwell; someone named Rayna Green). And maybe it is a ‘fail’.
Dude… just say ‘IT’S A WIN NOT A FAIL’ and move on
This book probably has a lot of educational value. sex education
Oh no she din-aint!!
that is a win!!
Trolling guide for trolls.
yeah im almost pissed at the idiot who stamped it a fail
I’m quite sure this is the book in question.
http://www.amazon.com/Thats-What-She-Said-Contemporary/dp/0253203384/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1278819582&sr=1-2
Isn’t it more like WIN?
its a total win
it’s a win!
OMG WIN!!
this should be a win!!
That’s what she said: contemporary poetry and fiction by Native American women By Rayna Green
http://books.google.com/books?id=S2ODW3K4Se0C&lpg=PP1&ots=GdxWtuAFc2&dq=0253358558&pg=PP1#v=onepage&q&f=false
ISBN: 0253358558
I have a strong hatred for people who don’t know the MASSIVE line between WIN and FAIL.
WIN!
WIN
that’s not a fail
im guessing the fail is the putting of the word fail on this image of blatant win
Well, i Just don’t get it… must have something to do with american popculture ore something.
For those of you who did not get this like me:
“That’s what she said” is a phrase which is:
1. Used to add sexual innuendo to a conversation.
2. When a male wants to share with his friends that he was with a girl (whether her was or not), he will respond to a phrase that sets up “that’s what she said…” as funny or sexual.
3. To imply that what is being talked about was actually a sexual statement and that a girl agreed to said statement in the recent past.
4. Something people say after a phrase is said by someone else to add emphasis.
5. A phrase said by one male to another after a story about her was told to imply that he was with the first male’s girl after him.
For examples go to: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=that%27s%20what%20she%20said
The only fail here is that you think this isn’t a win.
this is a win not fail
IT’s a FAIL – because you could never fit “What She Said” in 1 book.