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That was a zinger question.
or response.
Someone connected a hand buzzer to the whoopee cushion.
That’s an electrifying situation.
I got chills
They’re multiplying ♫
And I’m losing control ♫
Turks are mental. This guy was just communicating with his ancestors for a good response
Ya bi sktir git
will you marry me?
Ummmmmmm, the girl is kinda good looking
Don’t you ever think there’s more to life than being really, really, rediculously good looking?
*Makes Le Tigre face, which is still under perfection*
I love her confused look! lol
someone please translate!
I LOVE KATIE HOLMES I LOVE KATIE HOLMES
LOL!
“The exciting part of acting, I don’t know how else to explain it, are those moments when you surprise yourself.”
~Tom Cruise
*roffle*
Methinks “surprise” and “embarrass” are interchangeable here.
*also snorks at ltm*
acronym fail
Tom Cruise is a homo. He spreads knob cheese for breakfast
The guy just realized there was something crawling under his nose.
Maybe he found a mouse in his bag of candy.
Nah, just someone tugging his nose hairs.
Braiding does not count as tugging.
Well, he obviously had a lot on is plait.
Plait? Seriously?
plait = braid. nose hairs. feh.
he claims that he can fly and even has witnesses xDxDxDXDXD
He says;
“I walked into the bedroom, found this guy on my bed screwing this attractive woman and noticed he had a tiny penis and h~.
“ALLAHHH!” (God is great, god is good – behold my tiny penis!)
It is a talk show programme, as the others said, it’s turkish.. This video is a part of it. The guy (Mr. Sabri) claimed that he could fly and he had witnesses. The host (woman) and the guests wanted him to prove it and when they insisted, he just did those stupid jump.
So here is the translation;
the flying guy: I have witness,
the old guy: (he just begins telling a story about a liar who claims he is strong, intelligent etc..) Gentleman, look, a man says he can jump nearly 70 meters in …
At this moment the flying guy makes an attempt to fly or jump (it’s not clear what he tries??) screaming “God, God”
the host : yes, yes, Mr Sabri what are you doing? (letting him sit down)
the old guy: Take him out, take him out.
the host: Please go out of the studio.
thnk u for translating its vry helping in order to understand this fail lol
Actually the host says ” DO A BARRELL ROLL, DO A BARRELL ROLL!” and… he did!!
ahahahha! really! I pissed myself laughting at this…
this guy really went bananas! ahahahhahaa
Thank you. Please don’t miss to translate any forthcoming turkish video!
He manages to roll on the ground a lot……. I mean, if he were to catch fire he could easily put himself out.
He should’ve read his “Hitchhiker’s Guide” first. It’s “throw yourself to the ground and miss it!” and not just “throw yourself to the ground”.
ru srs?
this man claimed to be able to see ghosts and communicate with them and sometimes become possessed by them . The other guy in the other studio says that its all a load of rubbish and that he`s making it up , prompting an almighty display of possesion from the supposed medium .
this guy believes that he can fly.. He says that he has done that before.. And came to show to prove it! You can see the rest:)
And one more thing..he tried that again on another TV show ones more..
He also played in a movie because of this:)
Hi
sorta..
This guy says that he can fly.. so that they invited him and by that time they were making fun of him so he wanted to show that `he can fly`
not normal yes =)
that guy claims he’s some kinda air bender:) he says there are witnesses who saw him flying in the air, at least he rose from his seat, while he was on a bus journey. and the lady says, let’s get you out. i was really shocked that she didn’t get surprised any at all. but the man standing next to the airbender doesn’t know where to go when the show begins.
Darn space-time-continuum. *sigh*
That was a very quick shift.
Polarizing!
*picks self up off floor*
Whoof! That sent me ass-over-teakettle!
*hands DW back her kettle*
Fankoo.
Old but funny
What a fugly language (srry!).
Don’t understand a word of it. Anyone care to explain what happened?
Starting off with an insult is such a good way to get a response to your question!
*squeeeeeeeze*
*squeeeeeze!*
Turks being Turks. Nothing special.
(And for all you Turks getting offended: you voted for Erdogan. Your argument is invalid.)
yeah that why all guest and host acting so -.- fail
And you are a Jewish. The most brutal country ever. Now, if you count all Turkish people as this man and as people who votes for Erdogan, i will count you as a brutal and stupid Jewish. Because it is the Jewish people are!
By the way, i hate Hitler. They were just stupid for not to killing all of the Jews! Such a idiocity.
And second, he looks more like a Kurd. So i think that he is kurd and he acts the way how they really act like.
Such an idiocy is to be THAT nazi, and still not being capable of writing without mistakes like “a idiocy” or saying “Jewish” instead of a “Jew”. Plus, i can certify you as a nazi by just insulting Kurdi people. Feeling superior much? Ass.
A person who kicks the ball as low as possible, like the thread starter said, “Your argument is invalid.”
“Grammar Nazi” detected!
Judaism is not a country, it’s a religion. You’re atit. I think you’re dumb, and I’m sure there are a lot of people who agree.
agreed
agreed
agreed
agreed
Agreed, and add we have a case of someone you can call a nazi without touching Godwins’ point.
agreed
If this show is any indication, then I like Turkish TV! Its very exciting!
Everybody sitting around having what appears to be a nice, calm discussion when all of the sudden one guy just jumps on the floor and begins flopping around yelling like an idiot! Add in a random shot of a hot chick and presto, perfect TV entertainment.
Don’t forget the harangued white-haired guy panicking and running away from the flailing guest.
ahah i agree.. as i didn@t unfortunately he is the had now..
The word fugly doesn’t say a lot about this language either.
>What a fugly language (srry!).
Really? I think Turkish is quite beautiful myself, it is soft and melodic.
The man claims he can fly, and when pressured does that jumping seizure thing. I agree also that Turkish is an ugly language its nothing personal to the Turks but yeah, ever see an English person do this? (and by English i don’t mean American, the Americans did not invent the English language)
lol! You don’t understand a language so you call it fugly.
i know ths man. his name is Beyblade sabri zuhahaha
After what we’ve just seen, I wouldn’t go around admitting that in public if I were you.
Get off my horse. It won’t take you around the universe.
It’s your horse, or you are the horse?
Poor horse!
I’m my own bitch!
When did a dog come into the picture?
If the troll isn’t careful, there’s about to be a headstone in the picture too.
^ derp.
Ooooh! You really zinged him with that comment!
^ I don’t understand why you guys RP a chat forum. =\
We don’t understand why you behave like a troll, so I guess that makes us even. Ta rah!
*skips away*
Because some douche RP-d my name as a horse. Go copy another name.
*lurches through the blog*
*drags a gore encrusted headstone along*
*
safety**THWACKS the troll upside the head – repeatedly*
*lurches back through blog with a dripping, bloody headstone*
The horse was a gift and arrived before you did. You are what is called a mimic troll, which means you haven’t even got the braaaaaiiiinnnzzz to come up with your own name.
Now go away or I will taunt you a second time.
“WOMAN GET ON MAH HORSE~”
Well, that was certainly unexpected!
The Spanish Inquisition?
He couldn’t handle…THE COMFY CHAIR!!
Funniest comment yet. *applauds*
She’s not finished.
I take that many ways.
Well, give it back! As the Admiral said, I’m not finished with it yet. :p
DURDUM?
They see me
ing, they hating…
♫
I wanna bowl with-
the gangsters
but oh well it’s obvious I’m
white n’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
♫
Man claims fly zohahaha
The guy says I was able to fly in a bus, while travelling from somewhere to another and I have witnesses, old guy says it is not impossible, and this guy tries to fly again
Yeah, I’ve seen this before, the guy thought he was invincible and Allah gave him superpowers or something. There was also a part about picking up a bus or something. Crazy.
That’s even more fail then. We all know the trick to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss, but this dork rolled around on the ground like he was on fire or something. That’s definitely not flying.
Not that kind of flying. He means off the handle.
The real problem is that we needed someone manning that handle. Now the innuendo machine is doomed.
maybe if people close their eyes it work. xD
well, the conversation starts in the middle so its hard to decipher what they talk about, but it sounds like the first guy is explaining something about religion or so, and the other guy just shouts “allah” and loses it. and then they decide to “escort him out”. so basically there is no understandable explaination to the guy freaking out, eventhough I understand what they talk about
he tries to top tom cruise
He couldn’t answer the question so he did a barrel roll
Enemy group behind us
Man they’re fast!
Do a barrel roll!
…
Let’s rock and roll!
♪ Rollin’ down the river! ♫
He realized he left the gas on at home.
Oh crap!!
*does a crazy barrel roll out of his cubicle, down the hall, and all the way home*
♪This Starfish goes rolling home!♫
And once again, the video playback is all messed up.
What’s going on with your video host, failblog?
If it helps, I didn’t have any problems playing the video. The fact that I’m an undead monster and the videos are likely trying to not get my attention hasn’t escaped me though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAEescPYVq4
Also funny, complete brain damage starts at about 1:15
That explains things.
Oh, “tank come honey”. That explains it then.
Um, ok…
*backs slowly away*
*grabs Gracie’s hand*
No, we gotta go NOW!!!
*both fleelikethewind*
The smell in here is really that bad? Sorry, I’ve tried and tried to get the moldy carpet cleaned, but it just keeps leaking.
Doesn’t bother me in the slightest. Oh wait, you think that’s mold?
So we seem to be interviewing this guy. Unfortunately I can’t identify the language being used, but fortunately it really doesn’t matter. We have that nifty split screen thing going on, with the interviewee on the right and the interviewer on the left. At first we have an attractive woman on the left side, but it quickly transitions over to a heavy set balding guy. Heavy set balding guy keeps droning on about blah blah blah blah and our interviewee sits there patiently taking it. I have no idea how, I would be flipping out if an attractive woman was suddenly replaced with a heavy set balding guy, but this interviewee seems to be nonplussed about it.
So far.
We don’t know it yet, but it turns out the interviewee isn’t paying much attention to the interviewer. Instead he’s rehashing the escapades of last night, huddled in front of his laptop getting his fill of Asian foot fetish porn. He loses himself in the moment until he realizes he’s not alone but on camera and decides to distract everyone from his nearly exploding trouser tent by exploding off the couch, jumping up and down, screaming and rolling across the floor. It’s like Tom Cruise on Oprah, times a million. Everyone in the studio starts running for their lives, not sure what this possessed demon is trying to do.
The cameraman is equally scared for his life, so decides to start filming the attractive woman we saw in the beginning, in the long long ago. She utters a few words and the phallic shaped overpass does her bidding, collapsing on the interviewee. This seems to pull him out of his trance and he stumbles back over to the couch. The attractive woman does what any attractive woman would do in the face of pure insanity, she keeps her distance. 20 feet of distance. At all times.
“He just wanted to add some slapstick to the otherwise humdrum proceedings.” The new Failblog ad sacrifices yet another bicyclist, making us wonder how long it will take for the bicycling community to rise up and revolt against Failblog. The Asian foot fetish porn that caused all the trouble was powered by some generic quilt going by the generic title of “blah” and offered no other insight than “I honestly don’t get this.” Distracted by the one who should be trapped in the closet, our bike friend crashes into the couch and breaks his neck on the coffee table, but is brought back by a discharge from the high voltage set lighting long enough to proclaim … DOT ORG!
*applause*
Now his rant truly makes sense. Good thing we have you around to interpret!
Yes, the undead can be so intuitive at times!
He’s going to get me fired one day. I can’t keep bursting into raucous laughter like this and stay out of trouble!
I know, ME TOO! I had to go hide in the bathroom on that one. Laughed so hard I had tears rolling!!! Keep up the good work ZombieHDDescription………………………..
Revenge is a dish best served hilariously.
*applauds wildly*
*rolls around on floor*
*sways from side to side and claps with leaves*
*peers at Leila*
Um…you’re looking a bit–treeish–sweetie.
Bravo! Bravo!
Cyclists of the world unite!!!!
My daily driver is a Cannondale, but I fear a revolt led by a zombie would be seen as another monster invasion to destroy. A revolt led by a terrier, on the other hand …
Europeans are crazy…I know, I am european
Bah, you don’t know crazy until you ally yourself with the only people who have nuked others.
you see the man only forgot one thing. he forgot his happy thought.
Bite my shiny decaying ass.
Your decaying @$$ is shiny? Watch out for LCB!
I’m certain … I’m pretty certain … I like to think LCB wouldn’t steal it directly off of me, but I do watch out when I’m LMAO.
She’s good! You probably wouldn’t realize she had taken it until she was gone.
Was he trolling this talkshow? xD
Hmm. He was stopped by the collapsing phallic shaped overpass, which implies he was under the overpass. That is where you would expect to find a troll. Plus he was flopping around like a fish out of water prior to the overpass collapse, which could be argued is the result of a fisherman trolling his favorite pond.
Yeah, he was totally trolling the show.
he tought he was on fire.
DO A BARREL ROLL!
Bir Barrel Roll yap!
remix EPIC!
Thank you! The viddler playback was foobared for me, so this let me see the video!
oh my GAWD – that was hysterical! and notice the old bald dude barely flinches!
Todays secret word: turn de bishada.
Brain rot must really be getting the better of me, I don’t see a secret word. I see three public words.
Today’s secret phrase?
I see a new Rickroll vid in the making here…
puts tom cruise to shame
He said he was able to float in the air. He said he had witnesses. Then when the other dude starts telling another story, the float master screams to God while jumping I guess attempting to fly. LOL WIN
THIS. IS. AAALLLAAAHHH!
no, THIS IS SPARTAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tom Cruise’s Arab cousin, Achmed.
“That was a bit unnessessary
Talkshow troll
EPIC WIN!
He’s not arabic, he is turkish. As previously stated, he claims he can fly, the other guy tells a story about how ridiculous that is, and boom. The most spectecular side of it for me is that the woman remains incredibly calm. She just says “Yes. Yes. Mr. Sabri, what are you doing ?”
I never thought I would see this video on failblog!
he was just demonstrating the definition of “ROFL”
DO A BARREL ROLL
Sometimes you just have to ask yourself WWJD?
Translation: this guy claims that he has some unusual powers like flying. the other 2 ppl doesnt believe him and he attempts to fly to convince them=) they kick him out after he rolls over on the floor.
Worst case of tourette’s ever.
That was hot.
Maybe it’s a PTSD type reaction..? Check out that junk falling from the ceiling to the left side of our screens. To the guy he would have seen it off on his right, and that’s the direction that seems to freak him out.
Man….he went far.
Damn…hes worse than me on Oprahs show!!
Did they mention anything about barrel rolls?
The Young Turks translate the video:
the guy says “i float in the air i have witness’s” and then others say “who are they give us names” and then guy tries to float – at least i guess so >.<
He loves Katy Holmes too?
Sabri Bey, You ARE the Father!!!
turks suck, and they are not european
Isn’t this obvious? He’s auditioning for the Turkish version of Talladega Nights.
*HELP ME ALLAH, HELP ME TOM CRUISE”
The guy says he can fly (float in the air). The other guest says he is crazy, then he tries to prove he can fly and jumps around (flips out).
Mentallo
This is exactly why they don’t want Turkey in the EU.
after the eu is broke cause of greece many want OUT!
First guy: – “How many people did you troll this week?”
Crazy guy – “OVER 9000!!”
Woman – “What 9000?!”
Your not on fire Ricky Bobby.
Epic win. ^
mr sabri(the flying man): i have witnesses
the other guy: he said, he could jump 70 arşın (an old unit of length) in halep, he said
mr sabri: ALLLLLAAAAAHH (god)
the woman: yes, yes what are you doing, mr sabri? here, take him out.
and for the guy who runs like hell, search “tarık mengüç”
seizure win?
That seems more like a win to me. Rofl!
He clearly just loves Katie Holmes.
Isn’t that Akroyd?
i wonder how long before we see this on “ray william johnnie”??…:/
The most unexpected response ever, WIN in my book.
After that show, the flying man (mr. Sabri) has played in a Turkish film named “Kanalizasyon” which is about the shits on tv.
(“Kanal” means channel, used as tv channel and “Kanalizasyon” means sewer in Turkish )
His role was very short, and very similar what you see in that video.
You may find that scene on youtube. I can’t give you a link because thanks to our religious govenment, youtube is one of the many illegal web sites in Turkey right now
just tell us wats after the youtube address, you know, the watch37291 thingy
you’re a liar!
Youtube blocked in Turkey because of ” Ataturk’s gay videos” not because of your religious goverment!
Greek guys makin some kind of videos which is about Ataturk! some of these videos show “Ataturk is gay” that’s why blocked youtube in your country!
I think the tv host may be Esra Ceyhan
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
How much do you want to bet that was “FALCON ROLL!” in his language? :]
Daydreaming of catching fire there?
He rofl’d, literally
Yes he rolf’d, but he ATTEMPTED a rolfcopter and failed hard at it XD
I probably wouldn’t get this even if I understood what language they were speaking.
hahaa stupid freakin turks. ugliest language in the world, worst human rights offenders in the world.
the gorilla man returns!
Oh NOES!!! A tom cruise clone!!!
He thinks he’s Tom Cruise and that he’s in Oprah.
Muslims…
it’s a win!
Enough with the friggin commercials already.
WTF….
Is it just me or at 0:06 does the guy on the left say “You’re welcome bitch!”
For some reason, after watching this guy freak out, I had a strong urge to gag and laugh at the same time.
The turk got exploded
i wish my first response to being enraged was breakdancing.