ZombieApocalypse - wearing a soiled, blood soaked ~I ♥ Bloggy~ t-shirt, a sign around his neck reading "GONE FISSION" and riding a pale zombie horse named Pooka says:
ZombieApocalypse - wearing a soiled, blood soaked ~I ♥ Bloggy~ t-shirt, a sign around his neck reading "GONE FISSION" and riding a pale zombie horse named Pooka says:
Now I get it! I’ve seen those modified imports with the 3 inch or 4 inch exhaust and always thought they sounded like those blasted annoying vuvuzelas. Now I know why!
*wanders past with hammer and wrench*
*Muffled Clangs, hammering and swearing are heard.
*reappears*
It is no good, we may have to….
*brims with tears*
Buy a new one
Oh my good grief, I forgot I made a set of Robert Downey Jnr. clones…..has anyone seen them?
*panics*
*runs to cloning lab*
*takes in the devastation wrought*
I think they escaped
I don’t think, that you had to find Alex on the picture you can see.
The small picture of his face is probably not taken from the page you can see in the failpicture. So you had to find him in anywhere in the magazine.
that reminds me of web ads. u always win by clicking on the moving target then u give out your personal information and get bombarded with email ads and telemarketers
I’m not surprised it’s the Toronto Sun — pilfering the dominant ideology to blue collar illiterates all over Ontario. Every day it’s a mix of public transportation system bashing, global warming denying and pick-up truck advertising.
the guy says “i float in the air i have witness’s” and then others say “who are they give us names” and then guy tries to float – at least i guess so >.<
Another mundane fail.
I bet ya you couldn’t find Alex.
I can’t find Alex lol
This guy is harder to find than Waldo!
They might be related.
Probably! Cousins maybe?
lol wheres waldo????
Its because he isn’t wearing a striped hat. He’s practically invisible without that hat.
There´s still time to enter!
Where’s Alex?
- He is on the same page as the ad!
No
- No?
He’s banging your mom right now.
- Oh.
is that the first prize?
*SNORK*
There wasn’t any prize, it was just a way to keep us entertained while Alex meets our mom.
I am attempting to resist entering using this web page lol.
Just make sure you close the door if you do.
Find and go seek.
Did he hide?
*geeks*
If he did, he didn’t hide very well.
I wouldn’t say this is probably bad news, unless the highlight of your week is looking through the paper for a picture of Alex.
It is.
You have my heartfelt commiserations.
Keep in mind that it is “probably” bad news, not “definitely”. They’re not really sure if it’s bad news or not.
I always read “probably bad news” the same way I read “a little pregnant”.
You can be “a little pregnant”??? Where was I when they handed that ability out??!?!
Who knows, it was when the abortion clinic had “Half off” deals.
…
Bravo.
::golf clap::
He needs a few lessons from Waldo.
*pastes many more people into the picture*
*draws in/ white outs stripey sweater*
*adds bobble hat*
What’s a custard fairy?
Well, if you look at K2, does that give you a hint?
Erm…sorry K@, recalcitrant “shift”key
If you leave a bowl of custard under your pillow at night, the custard fairy takes it and leaves a shiny coin in it’s place.
Damn, and I’ve been unloading my custard into tissues all these years.
*sprinkles custard powder on the Moomin*
*glitters*
*dissappears in a fireball*
Oh, there goes everyone exploding again…
I DIDN’T DO IT!!!
Please blow into this Foomalyzer, wee lassie!
Worry not, I know, It is just one of the lesser known powers of custard powder!
*gentle squeeeeeze*
So is THAT what blew out your knee?
I tried that but all I got was a soggy pillow…
That is part of the fun!
Au contraire. It’s very clever actually. It’s called mimicry.
I entered. Now if I can just find that entry form…
wait! *has a swig* ahh yes now I see him!
*plops down next to granny*
May I? I can’t see him.
Alex is the Green Faerie?
*prepares spoon and sugar cube*
Dougal?
I shink itsh him
Can’t see who now?
Wait I don’t get it…..
We’re not waiting for anyone. This fail train is leaving the station!
TOOOT TOOOOT!
Damn vuvuzelas!
*shakes fist*
My plan: Attach like 5 vuvuzelas to my car’s exhaust.
Ah, you like molten plastic?
You just saved me 5 plastic vuvuzelas! I’ll get steel ones now.
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
BEHOLD THE TERROR OF VUVUZELLA
Now I get it! I’ve seen those modified imports with the 3 inch or 4 inch exhaust and always thought they sounded like those blasted annoying vuvuzelas. Now I know why!
alex is wants to blow up the buckiham palace for the lulz help find him before save the queen
Aaaack! Someone fix that gibberish translator! STAT!
*wanders past with hammer and wrench*
*Muffled Clangs, hammering and swearing are heard.
*reappears*
It is no good, we may have to….
*brims with tears*
Buy a new one
But that’s not in the budget! We have to find a way to fix it. Do you think we can use some spare parts from some of the blown up innuendo machines?
I will see what I can kludge, I could be some time.
*nips to There I fixed it for duct tape supplies*
There should still be a few good Jeep parts down there at the bottom of the cliff.
Never knew those clones would come in so handy.
Oh my good grief, I forgot I made a set of Robert Downey Jnr. clones…..has anyone seen them?
*panics*
*runs to cloning lab*
*takes in the devastation wrought*
I think they escaped
I think Leila may be keeping a few hostage.
HE IS MINE!!!!b
Everyone has one….but me
*swipes RDJR away*
MINE!!!
*Yoinks*
Fankooooo Gracie
*runsawaywithqquicknessbournofpanic*
*drags clone in her wake*
Where the hell is Alex?
Who knows? There are pictures of him all over the paper, but I don’t know where he really is.
Isn’t his photo already in the very advert to start off with (the other is more a portrait).
ok now,seriously.Where’s, Alex?
here in alabama
That newspaper probably has 4 or so pages anyway.
They’re obviously all packed with quality entertainment.
Entertainment…news…same difference.
I found Alex before I realized I was looking for him.
I think that means Alex is your soulmate.
♪ You’re the best thing I never knew I needed! ♫
I don’t think, that you had to find Alex on the picture you can see.
The small picture of his face is probably not taken from the page you can see in the failpicture. So you had to find him in anywhere in the magazine.
Oh, you silly Canadians.
canada’s been failing a lot lately………
WHHHYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
I still can’t find him!!! Somebody help!
if alex would be a big breasted chick you couldn’t find her face
why you know he has one, was he in youre face?
Gracie is face? Plus, a comma doesn’t mean what you seem to think it means.
IN GERMANYS FACE!!!!
This fail was made infinitely funnier by the fact the my browser decided not to show the top part of the picture, and I really couldn’t find Alex!
How am I supposed to find this guy? He doesn’t even have glasses and a striped stocking cap on.
I liked it better when I looked for Waldo.
I found Alex!
I’m spezhuwl!
that reminds me of web ads. u always win by clicking on the moving target then u give out your personal information and get bombarded with email ads and telemarketers
Punch da monkey!
That isn’t Alex. Alex is his left hand. You probably don’t want to find it, come to think of it.
Alex, Waldo’s retarded brother.
Of course this is Canada…
Believe me: that’s the smartest thing to appear in the Toronto Sun in a decade.
Toronto Sun is by far the worst newspaper ever made. It’s a shame that over a million people (probably) read it every day.
Ugh.
I once saw an ad that said FIND THE UNICORN!
And the unicorn fills up almost the whole page.
“Say ‘Where’s Arnie!’” I mean… Alex.
Aaa I found Alex, i wonder why I can’t find Jimmy Hoffa
anyone got the date and page number so i can enter?
S39 is the page… says it right above the box… cant find a date tho… not that anyone wants to see an indy event anyway…
Their mistake was using Alex instead of Kyle.
Wonder who got to him first
Contest fail, everybody wins
This is quite possibly the most erudite comment thread I have ever seen.
Contest super fail! lol! I hope it isnt the the guy we’re looking at!
It’s a contest for Toronto Sun readers. I mean, c’mon, most of them have to have velcro shoes, so they need all the help they can get.
Dammit Toronto. Making the rest of Canada look Retarded.
I LIVE IN TORONTO!!!!
I entered the contest
Maybe this was a winning newspaper? Anyone think of that?
I’m not surprised it’s the Toronto Sun — pilfering the dominant ideology to blue collar illiterates all over Ontario. Every day it’s a mix of public transportation system bashing, global warming denying and pick-up truck advertising.
lol so true. Wen I saw the top of the page, I was like to my brother this is like the Toronto Sun..then I scrolled down and laughed so hard
I wouldn’t mind finding Alex in real life.
the guy says “i float in the air i have witness’s” and then others say “who are they give us names” and then guy tries to float – at least i guess so >.<
lool i hear lots of stalking cases coming up
Given the IQ of the average Toronto Sun reader, this was probably quite a challenge for them.
There’s Alex!
Waldo/Wally is disappointed
I FOUND HIM! I FOUND HIM! MOMMY, I FOUND HIM!
Thats just a larger example of what to look for.
Ahhh nevermind… i’m dumb
This is the newspaper version of “punch the monkey – win an ipod.”
EVERYONE HURRY IT END TODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Where is Alex?!?
who is alex?
:O What? I can’t find Alex!
Most Toronto Sun readers still have yet to find him.
Find Alex daily for additional chances to FAIL!
OMG I FOUND ALEX!
it’s from Toronto, the worlds biggest producer of fail. What did you expect?
OMG I WIN I FOUND ALEX!!!
Not surprising…Toronto Sun is as respected a news resource as Jerry Springer is an educational television program.
I wouldn’t mind finding Alex in real life.