*puts on earmuffs to block out the drone*
*leads parade of huge floats of disco balls*
*marching band plays “Stayin’ Alive”*
*all passers by start doing moves from “Saturday Night Fever”*
I worked at a PI office for a while. We followed a Haitian woman who was out on WC insurance from “hurting her back” while at work. Almost every video we had of her included a moment where she would just drop trow and do her business. More often than not, it was poo but she would find something to cover it up like a box. Our intrepid investigator would always go uncover it and include it in his video of her. She was ultimately denied because if her back was truly as hurt as she said, she wouldn’t be able to squat and poo that often and easily.
Not to mention the film speeds up, then slows down to normal pace when she walks off. I’m betting there is a chair just out of view, and all she did was smooth her clothing out before and after she sat. Maybe she was waiting for an appointment or something.
Perhaps, she was at a urinalysis testing facility and was swapping pee with someone who was there to take a drug piss test. She’s up to something and she sure wasn’t pissing in the plant.
Happens a lot; piss swapping for drug tests.
I’m calling it. Faked.
Man dissapears, lighting changes too much, you see nothing, the video is sped up then returned to normal time. I’m voting she’s sitting on a chair, and smoothed her clothing out before and after.
Totally faked, if you grab the video and use a player to enlarge and watch it frame-by-frame, you can see she’s sitting in a swivel chair, and when the guy suddenly vanishes you can see she is facing towards the window & the chair’s back.
.
It IS rather amusing to look at, but you’d think the security guy who edited the video would have at least let the dude finish his walk so it wasn’t as obvious that a LOT of time passed.
it might be edited/faked, but she is NOT just smoothing her clothing. she clearly flips up then pulls down. and as she leaves her hands come out from under the tunic/dress she’s wearing.
take the plunge.
. . . behind a very well placed metal box, hmmm?
always fun
When you gotta go, you gotta go *gets eaten by T-Rex”
*Acts like nothing is happening*
Screen, thank you for your Jurassic Park reference. I thought that as well
oh ,snap!!!!!!!!
What…the…hell?
It’s a crap!
Congratulations on getting the original ‘Admiral Ackbar’ name.
WOOTY-WOOT VELVET!!!
*brings out a crate of Sparkly Disco Ball champagne and starts a-poppin’*
WOOHOO! GO VELVET!
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
*puts on earmuffs to block out the drone*
*leads parade of huge floats of disco balls*
*marching band plays “Stayin’ Alive”*
*all passers by start doing moves from “Saturday Night Fever”*
Woohoo Velvet!
*drinks champagne to cope with droning*
*takes The Moomin’s vuvuzela*
*uses it to drink champagne*
*GLUG GLUG GLUG!*
Yay, Velvet!!
Trying to get a buzzzz there AA?
Congrats to Velvet!
Woo hoo!! Sparkly Velvet!!
Congrats Velvet!
WaaHoo, Velvet!!!
*makes with the balloons*
Wooty-wooot! Yay Velvet!
The new interwebz sensation. One girl – one flowerpot =/
well it difficult for a gal to find a place to pee
That’s why I always use potted Poison Ivy at the entrance of my buildings…
I worked at a PI office for a while. We followed a Haitian woman who was out on WC insurance from “hurting her back” while at work. Almost every video we had of her included a moment where she would just drop trow and do her business. More often than not, it was poo but she would find something to cover it up like a box. Our intrepid investigator would always go uncover it and include it in his video of her. She was ultimately denied because if her back was truly as hurt as she said, she wouldn’t be able to squat and poo that often and easily.
She covered poop with her box?
Wait, if she had Water Closet insurance, you’d think she wouldn’t have such trouble finding a loo.
maybe it hurted cause she sh!t so often
Maybe she’s insured to cover the side effects of NOT finding a loo?
Well…covering THAT up is just politeness. Otherwise it would smell up the place.
wow she’s a real trooper
A real pooper, you mean.
Trooper Pooper beams are gonna blind me
But I won’t feel blue
Like I always do
‘Cause somewhere in the crowd there’s you
*bops fluffy with an ABBA album*
*wiggledances like a Dancing Queen*
There’s a song that will be stuck in my head for the rest of the day…
You’re welcome.
*suddenly feels the urge to watch Mama Mia*
me too…..
Now I got an Agnostic Front stuck in my head “gotta gotta go”
From the East Coast to the West Coast……
What a nice potted plant there…FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!!
Do you have Grey poupo – , no, I can’t say it.
Doing that jock is a real crap shoot.
*joke not jock. darn these meds.
Some people are so nasty! Ewwwww.
and she hid from the camera, but not from the public outside the huge window. . . !!!???
Sh*t happens. Though, in this case, it probably shouldn’t have.
Que nojo!
I am not supposed to be on the failblog diet…
You can’t be serious.
Idiot.
You ment the guy one thread down, didn’t you? I agree.
It will be gone soon. Thanks, Emily.
wtf???????
are this pattern on the floor?
they dont match to the doors.
This is a real fail.
LOL… the patterns on the floor that dont match the doors is what u noticed???
I noticed that you skipped your humo(u)r 101 classes.
Even though the patterns on the floor matched the doors. Outrageous!
Why did she chose that plant when all the arrows point to the other one?
Someone please tell me where this is so I can never ever go there….unless its a Taco Bell… then its understandable
thats my wife! WTF!!!
*yells* IF YOU FIRE ME I TAKE A DUMP IN YOUR ENTRANCE HALL!
I’d call that a Win.
she doesnt even wash her hands
She’s in a building and she can’t find a restroom?
i wish i was there.she forgot toilet paper
Why did you wish to be there? To clean it with your own hands? xD
Something’s not right. The person walking in the background just disappears and the lighting changes at that moment.
i agree, that’s wierd.Maybe editing?
Not to mention the film speeds up, then slows down to normal pace when she walks off. I’m betting there is a chair just out of view, and all she did was smooth her clothing out before and after she sat. Maybe she was waiting for an appointment or something.
he went 88 miles an hour!!!
Perhaps, she was at a urinalysis testing facility and was swapping pee with someone who was there to take a drug piss test. She’s up to something and she sure wasn’t pissing in the plant.
Happens a lot; piss swapping for drug tests.
Anyone else notice half way through the video outside the glass there is a guy that runs half way across the screen and then disappears? Edit much?
I heard this happens in macys..
I guess.. not!
Seriously.
I have nightmares like this!
Jesus…what the hell is wrong with this woman… she didnt wash her damn hands.
She ain’t gonna take sh–!
and so…m(_ _”)m
I’m calling it. Faked.
Man dissapears, lighting changes too much, you see nothing, the video is sped up then returned to normal time. I’m voting she’s sitting on a chair, and smoothed her clothing out before and after.
Totally faked, if you grab the video and use a player to enlarge and watch it frame-by-frame, you can see she’s sitting in a swivel chair, and when the guy suddenly vanishes you can see she is facing towards the window & the chair’s back.
.
It IS rather amusing to look at, but you’d think the security guy who edited the video would have at least let the dude finish his walk so it wasn’t as obvious that a LOT of time passed.
it might be edited/faked, but she is NOT just smoothing her clothing. she clearly flips up then pulls down. and as she leaves her hands come out from under the tunic/dress she’s wearing.
You’ve never flipped up the back of your jumper to pull down your shirt? Are you sure we are watching the same video?
Some people are so nasty! Ewwwww.
Looks like a win to me.
how is this a fail??? she got away with it!
sooo… did she get the job?
Did i just watch a woman take a dump inside a trashcan?
Aaaaand of course it’s a Mexican.
Eeeeewww…she didn’t wipe.
She did wipe, with the leaves of the plant nearby.
it’s clearly a win
I’d say it’s a WIN too.
That’s kinda hot
DIS GUST ING.
………….WELL…….i would SUCK to be the store owner
I’m sure a simple resume will suffice.
if i would be the shop owner i would put this video all over the internet and send copies to her familly
HEY A RUNNING GUY DISAPPERES IN THE BACKROUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
what a fail!
SoooOOooo hot…
that person = dumb