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Unless she’s a mime artist?
there’s no ‘unless’ with this pic … there is none!
Unless she was trying to match the makeup to the black and white linear art on her T-shirt, in which case it’s a WIN. I can’t wait for her to match her makeup to a tie-dye t-shirt.
Yes, matching win but still make up fail. And I do fancy the idea of her matching a tie-dye t-shirt! Well played!
Are you sure dear sir?
I beg your pardon?
Look guys! It’s Ursula!!
(Bad hairday)
i would tap that…
EEEEWY!!!!!!! thats sick dude!
She was probably cute before the shaved eyebrows and face paint…
Hard to tell while I’m shuddering uncontrollably…
Look how bedragled she looks, i recon she fell asleep in the back of that car, the protagonists of this misadventure shaved her eyebrows, drew on the lips and fake brows and then woke her up for the picture.
That’s the line i’d use anyway if i showed up in public looking like Herge’s worst nightmare.
I don’t think the eyebrows have been shaved. You can see some light coloured makeup under the black.
And the lips are clearly intended to be that way.
If every girl who put on comedy makeup for a laugh ended up on Failblog it would be even less funny than it is now.
Nah, she was on the badmakeup comm on livejournal several years back. She’s always got black and white eyeborws and dark-lined lips that she hasn’t filled in, and she’s always in the back of the car. And as far as we could tell over there, she wasn’t joking :/
So yeah, fail.
And you, of course, are the least funny of all.
In other words, she got victimized by a Jigglypuff?
That’s all that can come to mind. She’s still smokin’, though.
How the HELL do you think she’s “still smokin”?
because she looks like a mask. DUNA TSK!
instantrimshot.c o m
I agree…She’d be so pretty with eyebrows
She might be quite pretty after a wash.
Except for that peircing above her lip on the left side. Yuck. Peircings fine…but not there or through eyebrows.
I neveer noticed that until then… I wholeheartedly agree. Why would you want to look like you have a metal wart?
How about a whore fail?
Never mess with a chick with lip liner no lipstick!
Wanna look good? I’ll tell you how; first you gotta paint on your eyebrows!
Herp a derp.
Passing your makeup exam: You’re doing it wrong.
No, no…! She’s applying to clown college. She got a B-.
She shouldn’t have used the carnival mirror.
Or the funnelcake makeup.
or clown’s makeups
Cut her some slack. YOU try putting on your makeup in a car filled with clowns and see how well you do. Hmph.
I think that’s a part of Hell Dante forgot to mention . . .
It was going to be included in the sequel, Inferno, Parta Due: This Time It’s Trapezoids, but the studio went with Big Mama’s House, XXIV instead.
Is that the one where Martin Lawrence dresses up like a fat old black lady and then has sexual fantasies about a young nubile black woman but has to pretend he doesn’t?
Yes. On both accounts.
Hoo boy, I’m considering being *really good* for the rest of my life.
The Joker spawned a daughter
He mate with an unfortunate creature apparently.
more like a transgender son
She looks like a creepy version of a Bratz doll!
Bratz dolls are creepy already . . . and somehow she’s creepier.
bratz doll with bells palsy
* fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
your right, they really are… I should have said “creepier”
^grammar Nazi^
If we are going to go all grammar nazi with it you should have said your’e. This should be its own fail blog entry.
^ *you’re
Must be done for a joke/bet.
If you can look past the dodgy makeup, she’s actually pretty cute.
Yeah, I actually am looking past the weird stroke she is adding to her makeup and think she’s kinda hot.
Oh please. Some people actually think they look good like this! It’s a sad truth!
rule 34… no exceptions!
Don’t preach!
what is even more sad is that people have their make-up permanantly tattood on their faces like this. . .
I really hope it´s not permanent!
I am a hairdresser and I work closely with a couple woman who do permanant makeup. They do have people ask for stuff almost this scarry…why go through a whole eyebrow pencil a day when you can have it tattood on? lol
poop
I don’t like her demeanor.
I don’t countenance it.
That’s only one facet of the argument, though.
Listen, if you’re gonna get cheeky, well, there’s pretty much nothing I can do about it.
Don’t you front with me, young lady!
*offers mug of dragon grog*
Oo! Theng-kew-veddy-much!
*drinks*
*HIC!*
Heehee…I’d better not drive, or you’ll be coming to visage me in jail!
I’ll bring you a cake with a profile in it.
Oh, I’m glad you brought the cake…I’m a mere silhouette of my former self.
I’ll outline an escape plan.
Running low on funny material, huh failblog?
Unclear on how Fail Blog works, huh Malaquias?
Lotta that going around recently.
Ok, I’m gonna leave some literature in the breakroom on willing your sense of humor so after you die you can help those most in need.
I’m also gonna leave some baseball bats in there for more immediate use.
Don’t tempt me. :p
Indeed. Should be WIN also.
Normally I’d ignore comments like that, but: Why?
Just curious, are you the same ad-copy writer who was so butthurt in the last FAIL?
What’s the deal with her lip?
Since she did it in eyebrow pencil, I guess it’s a hair lip …
*facepalm
Buh dum tsch
If you look at the crease of her lower lip, and the stretch marks around her eyes, her makeup is actually symmetrical. Unless her face really is frozen in that contorted position.
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I agree with others, this is scraping the bottom of the fail bucket, there’s plenty of crap makeup jobs out there which are a lot more amusing.
must be from Hayward…
OMG…FTW on this comment…only those of us who know …know
You don’t say!
I’m betting on South Florida or Newark NJ.
It looks like something out of Pomona, CA…a city near my house… you see a lot of that! Or maybe the Los Angeles area… although I’m sure there are girls like that all over… which is probably where the quote “Keep sharpie’s away from Mexicans” came from!
I think I like you with great enthusiasm!
Its definitely a Mexican thing. I live in South Central Los Angeles (that’s what we call “the hood”), and you see a ton of this. I don’t understand why.
how has no one mentioned cholas yet…this is so weird
Hayward, WI in the house?
A burn victim, maybe?
So good to know that drag queen Divine is still alive and with us…
Clearly.
Psh, Divine is SO much cooler than this…
The lesson: Be the last to fall asleep at a party.
My thoughts exactly
Robert Smith called. He wants his hair back.
looks like a painting from Picasso O.o
^^ This.
That depends on what this being was trying to accomplish… it looks very neatly and precisely done.
I kind of like the eyebrows.
That’s a Famous T-Shirt. So what?
This frightens me… =/ *cries in the corner*
oh come on guys; you would all still do her!
in doggystyle you won’t even notice
“Brown bag special,” anyone?
lmao
This is the winner of RuPaul’s Drag Race.
Keep the Sharpies away from this one xD
Is it just me, or among other unwise decisions did she shave off her eyebrows?
She did shave off the eyebrows in order to re-draw them in a more attractive way.
I need a bukkit.
I knew a girl who shaved her eyebrows off once. It was wierd! you don’t notice at first it just looked like her forehead was swollen or something. she told me she did it because she was bored. she went around all week in school like that.
That would have been a fail if she wasn’t OBVIOUSLY aiming for THAT result. Someone completely missed the point, it seems. CAPTION FAIL.
A vicar may be OBVIOUSLY aiming a potato at his backside, but we can still laugh at it.
*points at it*
*laughs*
I’d say the fact that she wanted it to look like this is FAIL enough.
It’s obvious she did her makeup like that for fun, that is not fail, it’s win. The idiot who wrote “fail” on this awesome picture fails miserably
Agreed. In my opinion, the makeup is too precise for the asymmetry to have been accidental. My first impression was that it was done for some kind of costume.
Men…you guys are ratarted.
Personally, I thought somebody else did this to her while she was sleeping.
She did it because she thought it looked hot. People (especially where I live) DO where makeup like this. It’s sad, but true and definately not done to be funny. They really do think this looks good.
Great great grand daughter of Pablo Picasso?
What in gods name is she thinking??
omg thats hot xD
Screw you guys, shes kinda hot
And all the colored girls sing…
I really like the come slither look…the arched eyebrow and the pouty side lip pose. It’s hot. I have a blush that can serve as lipstick but I never thought of using an eyebrow pencil as a lip liner.
I use a sharpie. Or, when I’m feeling extra festive, a hot pink hilighter.
Sexay.
I use Gorgonzola cheese as foundation.
Maybe looking like you’ve had a stroke is the new and hottest thing?
it’s obviously a joke/costume/etc. look at the high eyebrow! look at the set of the lips. i would bet that tons of photos were taken, and this was just the most cool/enigmatic. dead dolly clown hilarious! kudos to her for having the sense of humor to do this.
Is it safe to assume you have never been to Newark NJ or Miami Florida? This “makeup” is not a joke and the pout and arched eyebrow are commonplace as well as the much darker lip line compared to lips.
I wore my make up all kinds of ways when I was younger. If it washes off, it’s ok. But if makeup makes you look trashy, you attract guys who like that. It’s a choice.
I think she’s hiding her good looks but who can judge? Maybe she’s in a play or something we don’t know about.
So innocent. Come here and let me guide you…
What is this I don’t even.
Don’t you wish your girlfriend was hot like her?
nipple ring win
Finally…I thought no one else noticed
Third. We three see the important parts of this photo, hehe
shaving your eyebrows off in favour of drawn-on eyebrows is a no-no, ladies..
*takes notes*
Now, what about nose hair?
Last I heard, shaving your nose hair in order to redraw it with a sharpie is also a no-no.
*scribbles in notebook*
So should I get a nose hair perm? Or go with the natural look?
I recommend the layered look, personally.
We’re helping LCB pick her nose… hair?
You know what they say: You can pick your friends and you can pick your friends’ nose hair. Pick your friends’ nose hair twice, then shame on me.
Okay, okay….I have some suggestions about the ear hair ‘do, though.
I thought it was: You can pick your friends and you can pluck your enemy’s nose hair, but you can’t make a silk purse out of nose hair.
I think it’s: Nose hairs of three, don’t pick me.
Pick a peck of pickled nose hairs?
Red nose hairs at morning, sailors take warning.
You can lead a horse to your nose hairs, but you cannot make him eat your boogers.
A bugger in the hand is worth two in the nose hairs.
*booger
A way to a man’s heart is through his nose hairs.
Pick your friends nose hairs close, and your enemies’ boogers closer.
A fool and his nose hairs are soon parted.
The boogers are always greener in the other nostril.
A rolling nose hair gathers no boogers.
Teach a man to pick his nose, and he’s got a hobby for life.
Don’t look a gift nose hair in the nostril.
A booger a day keeps the doctor away.
Give a man nose hair enough and he will hang himself.
You reap what you pick.
Life is just a bowl of nose hairs.
Love, nose hairs and a cough cannot be concealed.
You catch more nose hairs with honey than with vinegar.
Carpe nose saeta. Seize the nose hair.
Nose hair is wasted on the young.
Nose hair is human. To pick it is devine.
A leopard cannot change its nose hairs.
Granny, why is your nose hair so long?
An ounce of nose hair is worth a pound of cure.
All the world’s a nose, and the men and women are merely pickers.
Don’t count your nose hairs before they’re plucked.
What’s in a nose? That which we call a booger, by any other name would feel as squishy.
The quality of boogers is not strained.
All that glisters is not snot.
You two certainly nose your Shakespeare.
The layered look is high maintenance, though. I don’t have all kinds of time in the morning to fuss with my nose hair. I just want to run my fingers through it and go.
If you want to be attractive you need to put in at least some effort. I’m not saying you should put your nose hair up in curlers every night, but the least you can do is comb it when you get out of the shower and right after you blow or pick your nose.
That’s Kathleen Robertson, isn’t it?
Hatchetface?
The mouth is right!
I’d still probably have sex with her/it.
Right, every woman looks good from behind.
true that !!!!
Boobs Win!
I agree. I’d hit that so hard.
Yeah, the make up is stupid, but she’s hot enough that it doesn’t really matter.
That’s a guy.
New candidate for “keep sharpies away from mexicans” picture.
cholaa
I’d still do her.
LOL chola makeup
The hottest clown that ever lived. She’s been painted quizzical to boot, so everyone knows where she stands on an issue.
Still, what’s the point of painting on eyebrows if you so wanted the real ones gone so much that you had them shaved or waxed off?
One word sums this up METHAMPHETAMINE!!!
What did her eyebrows ever did to her to deserve that.
All I can say is sick….
Just google “chola makeup” and you’ll see that this was the intended result. I think the asymmetry is just from the pose, and if she were straight-faced her eyebrows and lips would be even.
when I google it I see nicer results, way nicer results.
Just because something has a name and/or was done on purpose, does not make it any less of a fail.
Seriously!! I’m surprised that few people recognized it as chola makeup.
hahaha she has no eyebrows! its all pencil makeup! XD
This is why you never want to be the one who falls asleep first on long car rides.
Why so serious?
What the hell is that thing??? And is it hungry???
Cartoon yourself much?
People!!! She is biting her lip. It is why her lips look askew. and Everybody does it. She is also one of those people who can raise one eyebrow. So her expression is posed……
**
But the paint, the horrible horrible paint, gggaaaaaaacccckkkk, is what makes this look soooooooo bad.
Ohhhhhh I get it now. Thank you.
Um I just posted this comment but it didn’t appear to me so here we go again – sorry if you guys see it twice!
Right, am I the only one who thinks this looks shopped? Now normally I wouldn’t say the ‘P’ word because who cares if it get’s a laugh right? Well this is just lame (assuming it is) – if I want to see good looking girls making themselves look trashy I just switch the TV on or open a tabloid newspaper right?
Why is it that guys are having such a hard time believing that girls really wear their make up like this? While I don’t, I have lived in places where it is very commonplace. So no, it is not “shopped” as you assert. This is not a lost bet, a joke, a costume for some play, this is how “some” women apply their makeup in lots of different places around the US. I am embarrassed to say it but it must be said for all you people thinking it isn’t real. Think white trash and move on.
Wow….. I got to say I really wasn’t expecting such an… emotional reply to that and yes I don’t find it hard to believe some women (and guy’s) wear their make-up like this (read further my post ie: you only need to switch on the TV to see such stuff). In particular for me it was the lips that really look shopped and like I said even when it’s really obvious that somethings been shopped who cares if it makes you laugh? But this one is LAME even if it isn’t shopped.
K, now I get it – I take it P.H.O.T.O.SHOPPED is a banned word then…
Could be cool if she went full-out Picasso.
But her modesty causes her to wear subtle eyeliner and a t-shirt.
Yes.
Modesty.
ok dudes she did that on purpose if you have ever watched crybaby then you will know that she is imitating hatchet face
Best. Prophylactic. Ever. (I suppose a Listerine swigging hobo might do her… maybe.)
Absolutely, she is made up to play Hatchet-Face, one of the main characters in the Johnny Depp movie, Cry Baby.
Im pretty sure she just wanted to wear her makeup like this. A lot of people wear ridiculous stuff like this. No surprise here.
You’re a McDonald….not a whore!
I see women with paint jobs like this all the time. I don’t get the “shave the eybrows, then paint them on” Are people not suppose to notice the difference?
That creepy face could almost turn me gay. JUSTIN BIEBER, I LOVE UUUU!!
Loving Justin Bieber doesn’t make you gay, just a pedo. Unless, you’re a girl, then yes, it makes you gay.
I’d hit it.
Well if you don’t look at her face then I could agree.
Yeah, with a shovel.
Dose she even have a real face?
She is biting her lip, just look at the crease on her chin.
Picasso’s Work!!
Edward Scissor Hands Girlfriend, Staring in the next Roger Rabbit Movie
nope, nothing wong with that.
I’ll never understand why good looking hispanic women do this to themselves.
At least she’s not giving the duck face too.
She is biting her lip, just look at the crease on her chin.
To paraphrase H L Menken, “No one ever went broke underestimating the narrow-mindedness and intolerance of the Interwebz user.” Individualism win.
Mencken, of course.
Alright, fess up. Who drew on this poor girls’ face while she was sleeping and didn’t tell her?
I never knew you could do that with a magic marker. Maybe that’s what all those different kinds of Sharpie are for.
Going on the comments, i should probably see somebody about finding this a turn on?
Seeing as she thought this was a good idea, I would have to say it isn’t just a makeup fail, but a life fail.
Anyone who thinks this makeup was done as a joke has never heard of Cholas.
Yes Cholas actually think this makeup looks good.
Catricia,
You are SO right!
Lean like a chola.
Take it easy Uncle Leo. Why are you getting so angry?
butterface.
… So clearly she should not be wearing a patterned bra under a white shirt but come on cut her a little slack.
Don’t judge me.
anyone else thinking female fail – i think that’s a dude
Tranny?
I had the weirdest reaction when I saw this picture. I immediately wanted to punch her in the face!
Hey, you seen mah sharpie?
You´re way outa line, girl!
this woman is cosplaying as paula small from the TV series home movies.
I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed that
Are we entirely sure this is female?
Good question…
No offense boyss
But I know this girl… and she actually is a HE..
really? i couldnt hav guessed lol
She’s the Paula Small character from Adult Swim’s “Home Movies” animated series.
thats why you keep sharpies away from mexicans
I bet she gives good head.
She looks like Minnie Mouse.
Hahah, cartoony.
im only 28 but for all you 13 yr olds google “bill murray i dont know what the hell that thing is”
Ok so she is trying to be a chola.( Mexican gangster girl) some look nice, but some, just look ridiculous.
I dunno, perhaps it is my constant exposure to this style in my home city of Houston, TX, but I think this girl is hot as a baker. A little over the top, but definitely a hottie.
I would still love to do some very very bad things to her…I would just pretend i’m doin’ a clown chick!
That’s not a fail, dumb ass. She’s got up like a character from a John Waters movie. In fact, it’s epic win.
Klaus Nomi? I thought you were dead.
sexy
thats no fail.thats intentionally -.-
intention.also no fail
she would be adorable without the lip liner, i think her eyebrows are cool.
I think she is just biting her lip, that’s why it looks so crooked.
This is not for fun, she thinks she looks GOOD like this. I’m surpised people don’t know that some poor souls think that they look attractive like this.
This is useful on two levels.
One, she doesn’t have to have actual emotions, she can just draw new ones.
Two, you can tell how she was feeling about the world half an hour ago when she put her makeup on. I’m going with perplexed and confused.
C’mon guys, we get in trouble for not reading their minds; how about if they pain their “feeling for the day” in overly exaggerated lines on their face, wouldn’t that help?
And even if it wouldn’t help as such, it would be worth a laugh from time to time… what more could you ask for?
WTF did she have a stroke..y r her lips like that..i think it was a stroke
She looks like the ugly step sister from Shrek 2. Who’s with me?
Why do cholas think this looks good? So stupid looking and ugly. They give people of Mexican descent a bad name.
I have to agree with you here. Living in the southwest I see alot of girls, probably very beautiful girls, under way too much makeup. Sad really.
I’m surprised no one has caught the resemblance to the witch Mary Sanderson in the movie Hocus Pocus (played by Kathy Najimy). clickie
No one else seems to notice that her hair looks like messed up tape cassette ribbon either…
I find this picture quite sad. A beautiful person who has such horrible self-esteem or other issues that she has to shave (probably pluck or wax) her eyebrows and be as fake as possible. That is what you call a “mental health fail”.
And the sad, sad, sad thing is… there is some wannabe “gangsta” out there that finds this girl’s atrocious make-up attractive…
Without all that junk on her face, I bet she’d be very pretty.
She’s had a makeover from Chola Girl!!
Kind of reminds me of HatchetFace off of CryBaby.
Doe her lips make anyone *else* hungry for roast beef?
god she’s ugly!
OMG that is horrible!!
She could at least blend it in..
What the heck is she side ways or is her eyesight really bad???
lol that was very funny.
Pretty sure it’s not makeup for daily life– Rather, for Halloween or something
What made her think she was so attractive she had to take a picture?
this is an win. she may of did it because it was funny. and someone have to have alot of talent and time to do so.
failblog fail to see this win and so do the people that dont.
oh dear god,
that poor woman.
Maybe her mirror is crooked
obvious shop is obvious
Maybe she was drunk. Make up on her face is hilarious.
Her lips … Fail