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FIRSTEST!
That’s just great!
Now sit down and have some ham!
PORK SWORD?
OMFG I AM BEATEN AGAIN >:CCCCCCCCCCCCC
… and by a considerable margin!
STOP FREAKING OUT!!!! And I hate emoticons! And was it really necessary to tell us that you were first? It’s an epidemic! You see it everywhere you go! And some people don’t care, and worse, spread it around anywhere and everywhere! IT IS STUPID!!! Just stop already, before you “infect” and kill the whole world! I take this very seriously. And eating dead bodies only worsens it! And I congratulate and thank everyone who I come across on Cheezburger who doesn’t say first, because I care. Do you? Think about it.
first first first first first first first. bitch
Seriously dude take a Prozac
yeah, stop freaking out, loler27. u want us to stop freaking out???
Mmm, delicious long pork!
was she canned?
YES long pork! =D
lol seriously how did this ad get run?
It took a while for me to get, but i got it, i got it
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Hmm she seems well cured. LET THE FEAST BEGIN!!!!
I shall second that notion!
SECONDEST!
You are a bit off… AND SHUT UP!!! I DON’T CARE IF YOU ARE FIRST, SECOND, ELEVENTH, OR WHENEVER YOU COMMENTED!!! (When I checked, you were eleventh, but people replying could change that)
First on this comment!
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Find the word “Fail”
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Means that you are going to taste first.
I WANT THE BITS THAT TASTE LIKE BACON.
Cannibal Corpse
Soylent Green FTW!
Fresh out of the Cradle of Filth
Wow, it takes longer to make Soylent Green than I thought.
Soylent Green is people! We’ve advertise it openly now!
Better check the expiry date though.
Look out for the scoops!
Technically since she is dead… she has expired.
Think prosciutto.
I LOVE prosciutto.. mmm.
more like dried meat, she does look kinda old….
What about head cheese?
2nd
They must be REALLY hungry.
Aw, mom. Not Mary Ellen again!
Shut up and eat your lady fingers.
Who wants a tummy tuck?
My favorite anaNOMical delicacy!
And she must have been really fat.
Haha definitely! To feed that many children??
perhaps they were really skinny children …. o.O
Tastes like grandma. Literally!
Grrrrrrr! You said it fir—um, I mean, you said it before I could say it!
You could have said it! In fact, you still can! Don’t let the oppression inherent in the system bring you down! SAY IT!
It!
EEEEEEEEEEEEK! A literal mouse!
Now we know where the jam came from…ewww…
Yummy, tasty Firsters
I eat old women all the time.
Granny? Is that you?
Eeeeek!
Eeeeeeeew!
Why Hannibal Lecter shouldn’t write ads.
i lol’d fyi
Me too!
First literal lol out of these in a while. This one should be a Rewind some day.
Zombie! This fail’s for you!
Where is Zombie? =(
LOL cnibalism is great sometime…
So is learning basic spelling and grammar skills.
Nope. That’s great all the time.
touche
it’s “touchĆ©” or did you mean to say douche?
Who gets the turkey neck?
What a CATastrophe!
Wait, what?
Was she an old cat lady? Otherwise, I got nothing.
Hmm.
“But Mommy, I don’t like Grandma!”
“Shut up and eat your dinner! I spent a lot of time making that!”
GILF
Grandma I’d Like to Fricassee?
clever
Fry? filet?
Force down ur damn throught cuz you didnt eat your veggies?
lame
Good contribution, please try again. lol
Omigosh, Charlton Heston was right! Solyent Green is people!!!
Meh, I’ve never been all that impressed with Soylent Green. The quality is so inconsistent. It really varies from person to person.
Mmmm. Tastes like chicken.
Seeing that makes me want my steak more than ever now… Tender little hibachi filet mignon!
Brought to you by the same folks who named the federal employee food drive, Feds Feed Families.
feeds over 100 childrens? ellen must have been a FATTY
O noes! Did she di— Oh. It says right there that she did. Nevermind.
*sauntersawayfast*
She died and dined, in that order.
Wait, what? She dined? Post mortem? Was it during the autopsy?
Mary Ellen: It’s What’s for Diener.
Mary Ellen, the other green meat.
Yeah right. Tastes like a Mary Sue if you ask me.
I guess the kids will make sure nothing will go to waste.
Boy, Mary Ellen was old…can’t i-magine what John Boy looks like.
Yeah. Looks.
*offers a
John-po-boy sandwich*Only ’cause it’s understandable what it wants to say does not mean it couldn’t be interpreted in another way. And ‘per’ means ‘by’.
*leads Arthur off to the breakroom for some ladyfingers*
*on the way, discusses leaving our sense of humor to a charity for those angry, petty, pitiful people who could really use it*
But…only after we’re dead, right?? I mean, I’d like to keep my sense of humo(u)r during my lifetime!
*looks askance at dragon*
I said “leaving”. Sheesh.
Heee. I just left a buncha stuff at Goodwill. Apparently I left my reading comprehension there as well.
Get it there hurry up lose it don’t want better.
One sense of humor per lifetime.
One sense of humor by lifetime? That doesn’t make sense!
perā ā[pur; unstressed per] Show IPA
āpreposition
1.
for each; for every: Membership costs ten dollars per year. This cloth is two dollars per yard.
2.
by means of; by; through: I am sending the recipe per messenger.
3.
according to; in accordance with: I delivered the box per your instructions.
But lameblog, or lamer for short, isn’t just an angry, petty, pitiful person…
S/he’s an angry, petty, pitiful writer of ad copy whose work appeared on FAIL Blog as an example of what not to do. Geez, have some sympathy for the recently unemployed. (^_~)
No, it means “for each”.
Oh gross, there’s a bruise. Shut up and just eat around it.
soilent green
^The version of the film where Charlton Heston is strangely incontinent – and can’t figure out why…
LOL I think its expired
Soylent Green is people!!!
LOL! That’s just what I was thinking.
That’s impressive. Did they grind up her body and use it to fertilize a field of crops? Because that’s the only way one body could feed over 100 people.
Soup. Just saying.
Bwahaha… true. You should see what Campbell’s can do with one chicken.
Really? How DO you get on the guest list for one of their corporate parties?
We need to make Soylent Green shots. What do we want to put in them, Midori, Jagermeister, Absinthe?
Did you say Absinthe?
*heart grows fonder*
Let’s mix all three. We’ll get numb a lot faster.
*starts pouring*
That’s not Soylent Green. That’s the Green Death.
“FRED! I think we’ve got an ‘eater!’”
Man, I can’t be the only one who thought of that, can I?
I didn’t remember it until you brought it up, but now I can’t stop thinking about it. Honestly though, for her age I think she’d be a better ‘burner’ or ‘burier’. Maybe even a ‘dumper,’ but an ‘eater’? Not so much.
Obscure Monty Python reference FTW!! XD
One of my fave sketches.
“Maggots and weevils, nibble nibble nibble…”
Mmmmmm … nothing like a well-aged steak!
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
CANABILISM!!!
Hahha..
Granny Jerky!
Sounds like a pretty modest proposal to me, even if it is a little backwards.
Win.
Win, because it makes readers try to figure out WTF is going on, and then they suck you in to their charity.
This is just awful. Advertising Mary Ellen like she’s some thing special… She tastes exactly like your average joe.
Cannibalism win?
Look into the kids eyes.
That you see there is the spark of raging cannabalistic evilsauce.
HAHAHAHA ITS FUNNY BECAUSE THE CORPSE WILL ROT FOR A YEAR AND THAT THE KIDS WILL EAT THE DEAD CORPSE!
try eating a living corpse, hell of a mess I’m telling you…
living corpse……..?? is the precise instant in that a corpse awakes as a zombie? but a zombie is not living….. so is the moment when a corpse is brough back to life after minutes of dying ins freezing lake??
I’ll bet she tasted like pot roast and peach cobbler.
yum… Mary Ellen
i don’t see how this could possibly mean anything else other than they’re eating her
Oh wow! THANKS FOR EXPLAINING THIS AD TO ME! I TOTALLY DIDN’T GET IT!!
Iāll bet she tasted like pot roast and peach cobbler.
its super
We need a lounge singer for this occasion…
(In Walks Chip)
Chip: Cannibalism…………. Cannibalism………… gottago!
Did someone say zombie lounge singer?
ew!he is NOT fresh!how could they?they should feed kids fresh corpses ONLY!We must speak against this eating or old corpses,WHOSE WITH ME!
Finally, a good alternative to burial
ZOOOOOOOMMMMBIES LIIIIIIIIIIVVVVEE!!!!!
Em…lol.
cannibalism WIN!
You name explains it all. You are lame and wish you had a popular blog. Unfortunately you fail and not in a good or funny way. Your humorless and literal attitude will bring you great success in religion or the IRS. we truly wish you luck in your new endeavors.
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
Ah, so THAT’S where the band Cannibal Corpse got their name from…
dude its just a joke and if it’s so stupid y are you here?
Maybe it’s because I’m watching Hannibal right now, but when it comes to dead people feeding someone, “charity” is only the third thing that comes to mind.
(#2 is zombies, btw)
Imagine how many Sally Struthers could feed!
I agree. It’s not funny, and it’s not a fail. If you think it’s funny then you’re sense of humor’s filter has been set too low.
It could be argued that people with a low humor filter laugh more and therefore have a better life. And people who died in a good mood taste better.
That’s their prerogative, but in this case it’s a stretch even for the simple folk.
Wow he must have been fat. :S
Soylent Green is Mary Ellen!
mustve been a bid lady to feed so any kids…
Hoozah! Mary Ellen for dinner!
canabalism ftw!
….not sure how to spell canabalism and just lazy enough to type this but not look it up.
It’s cannabalism. I am very sure. And that ad spelled it perfectly. No errors there. Unless it was supposed to be something different. Then, yes, it is a fail. And doesn’t every ad get evaluated very closely, to make sure that the advertisement does what it needs to? Evaluation fail.
And is that kid in the bottom right smiling?! This is just wrong!
The zombies came earlier than I thought. Well, time to get the guns. HONEY!!! GET THE DAMN KIDS IN TEH BUNKER!!
hahaha hungry children win!
145th!
Err, I mean, 155th!
It’s a fail cuz she doesn’t have that much meat on her bones she’d prob feed more like 20 children
Werewolves!
What are does kid’s ? Canibals?
Yes, little hungry physco cannibal children, such as the one on the side, will feat on her flesh.
she had a great life!
GIVE ME THE FRICKIN EARS!!!!!!!!NO GO EAT THAT FAT GUY!!
brrraaaiiinnnssss!!!!!!!11!!1!1
mmmm… old granny
what the hell is this an ad for?