*inserts preposition*
*considers what it should be*
*ponders ‘in’*
*ponders ‘the’*
*settles on ‘in the feck’*
*erases ‘hell’*
*stands back and admires*
It *could* be the back of her dress that’s hanging down, but wtf is up with the little white gap to the left of it? It goes too high up to register as a space between her leg & the back of the dress…
Look at the hemline of the dress near the right edge of the circle. The angles there aren’t that different from the angle in the back. I see no reason why movement couldn’t make the back appear the way it does. I think it’s clearly just the hem. FAIL.
Either the original photo editor massively failed during retouching, or the submitter failed while trying to ‘shop a nutsack onto the picture.
.
I prefer the real failures, not manufactured ones, nor failures at faking failures.
Nevermind the bulge/dress flap; how about the fact that her left leg is coming diagonally out of her crotch, while her right leg seems to have been so dislocated it’s actually stretched a good 5 inches out away from her hip?
Failblog used to be funny, but lately a lot of s_hit pics, overly childish pics and pics that are not even fails have been coming here. I wait to see when the next funny pic will make it. Been a while now.
Are you … ? Are you SURRRRRRE you can’t … *sniff* stay? I mean — we’ll try to make it as cushy as we can for you, and try to comment just the way you want us to, and try to make the Mod more … well, more like the Mod on Kludges, and ask for less-stupid Fails … Will you stay? ya’ think? If we can pull off these miracles?!?! Will ya?!?
It *could* be the back of her dress that’s hanging down, but wtf is up with the little white gap to the left of it? It goes too high up to register as a space between her leg & the back of the dress…”
She is right. It’s not the bulge that is the fail…
Ok, for the sake of argument, I just put on one of my wife’s nightie’s, and put my hips and legs in that position. Can someone please call an ambulance and have an orthopedic surgeon standing by at the hospital?
Not true. Everyone focuses on the phony “bulge”, but the real fail is that the woman appears to be standing, but “her” legs couldn’t possibly line up with her body like that unless she was sitting.
I think she’s supposed to be bending her knees as if she were jumping down onto something or leaping up from sitting. The circled part looks like her knees.
Did anyone stop and think that she was probably SITTING DOWN in the picture? because both of her legs are towards the same direction, which would also explain the offset hips because her legs are facing the same direction, which would ALSO explain why her leg seems to cut off at the point right below the dress
I’m pretty sure she’s just sitting on a box that has been removed, and printing on newsprint removed so much contrast from the dress that you can’t tell that she’s sitting anymore, thus making it look like her thighs were amputated and reattached randomly.
Most likely just an ad designer who isn’t used to working on newsprint.
She is sitting. The bare legs are below the knee. Left hand is placed on the edge of the removed object she is sitting on, pinky is curled up onto the object, which is why it appears to be partially missing. Her right leg shows rounded calf. Left leg is pulled back against the object, causing the calf to be flattened out behind. Hip line is just about even with the center of “FAIL”. Top of knees are just about at the top of the circled area. The bulge in question appears to be what she is sitting on, so it’s likely the corner of a longer object and padded.
Mystery solved. The rest of everybody else who doesn’t believe this can go back to balls and detached legs.
Now ima get flamed for this comment but the person who put said this fails fails… that is her vag and your gonna say ima wrong… she just has… a…. elongated…… ima probly wrong
Could be a sack (ugh!)
Could be the back of her dress (i prefer it than the first choice…)
Or
Could be a toy (Découvrez notre dernier arrivage de ligerie et et nos (fail) jouets. means: Discover our last arrival of lingeie and our (fail) toys.)
I’d hit that.
Mmmmm. Bulges.
boogles :X
Bulls__t .
That , my boy , is a nut sack .
Actually, I’m pretty sure that’s a baby.
No, the picture is talking about how the legs are shifted a foot to the left. The bulge is the back of the skirt.
With a tennis racket?
A 5 iron?
A skillet?
What?
What?
They make such a racket *thap thap thap*.
more like FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
looks like both adam AND eve
its a trap win
ITS A SAC!!!
Ah so the create mankind
Something for everyone.
No, the right leg is completely detached from her body.
Amputee fail.
You know, they say hermaphrodites are the new bi-sexuals!
More like a gender fail..
Well, if you see the above post, Klitoman, I think it’ll explain a lot…
What hell happened!
*inserts preposition*
*considers what it should be*
*ponders ‘in’*
*ponders ‘the’*
*settles on ‘in the feck’*
*erases ‘hell’*
*stands back and admires*
Hopefully that’s all you’ve been inserting…
*Vomits*
ima go out on a limb here and say that it’s the dress sagging a bit on the other side
Thats what i thought, but look at the leg, its messed up, its just photo shop failure 101.
That is just the other side of dress, it is even pink. More like submitter fail.
agree
/also agree
Oh!
let’s not consider hips don’t bends that far…
Thank you for pointing that out, I was just about to.
Look at the wavy hem in the front, it’s clearly the back of the dress.
I’m glad I’m not the only person who realizes it!
Don’t forget that… thing on her leg.
Yes, but the legs are seriously messed up <_<
My thoughts precisely!
Thank you.
AGREE! dude. ur brilliant.
No, you fail. Look at her right leg. That’s not normal. Bad photochop.
Are you sure? It looks pretty legit.
except for the fact that the top of her inner thigh is curved at a very unnatural angle
Except the right side of it is overlaping the leg. So it can’t be the other side of the dress.
The “other” side of the dress — “Redressed” — on the next Jerry Springer!
I prefer my tossed salad with oil instead of dressing.
Thankyouverymuch!
I think you’ve been hanging out with Granny just a bit too much…
It could be the back of her dress… FAIL
Who’s to judge?
*shrugs*
*walks away*
Dudes! It’s just the back of her dress showing..
Dress? That’s your idea of what a dress is?
*pinches bridge of nose*
*sighs*
*slight facepalms*
Shots game?
What happens if I win?
You pass the out test.
It *could* be the back of her dress that’s hanging down, but wtf is up with the little white gap to the left of it? It goes too high up to register as a space between her leg & the back of the dress…
Damn… you’re right!
Look at the hemline of the dress near the right edge of the circle. The angles there aren’t that different from the angle in the back. I see no reason why movement couldn’t make the back appear the way it does. I think it’s clearly just the hem. FAIL.
It’s not just the hemline. Her right leg is oddly disjointed and slightly detached from her hip.
Slightly?
Either the original photo editor massively failed during retouching, or the submitter failed while trying to ‘shop a nutsack onto the picture.
.
I prefer the real failures, not manufactured ones, nor failures at faking failures.
~The back. Really. I hadn’t thought of that or seen it commented on here before.~
Hmm..
that woman is an alien right???
Yes. A woman from…
…get ready…
…wait for it…
Testosterone Land!
That’s a set of Balls!
*racks*
*shoots 8 in corner pocket*
Do I win?
Okay — now I DEFINITELY know you’ve been hanging around Granny too much!
*squeeze*
Granny has touched me in a very special way that I don’t want to talk about.
Nevermind the bulge/dress flap; how about the fact that her left leg is coming diagonally out of her crotch, while her right leg seems to have been so dislocated it’s actually stretched a good 5 inches out away from her hip?
Failblog used to be funny, but lately a lot of s_hit pics, overly childish pics and pics that are not even fails have been coming here. I wait to see when the next funny pic will make it. Been a while now.
The true fail is failblog.
I’m unsubbing.
Ciao
Gee, I’m sure that breaks everyone’s collective hearts to hear that you are leaving.
Nah, but it does break my collective soul…
(What will you find?)
We will all miss you.
Ciao, e chiudi la porta quando esci.
I … I … don’t know what to say …
*lower lip quiver*
Are you … ? Are you SURRRRRRE you can’t … *sniff* stay? I mean — we’ll try to make it as cushy as we can for you, and try to comment just the way you want us to, and try to make the Mod more … well, more like the Mod on Kludges, and ask for less-stupid Fails … Will you stay? ya’ think? If we can pull off these miracles?!?! Will ya?!?
isn’t anyone noticing the horrifying offset hips?
It’s from France — most likely the gender-bending aspect does not even raise a Gallic shoulder or eyebrow ..
LOL, there are far more openly gay, ts and downright weird people here in the US than in France.
Or did you mean that the French are just a little more sophisticated about that sort of thing?
I’m sorry, did you mean to say “Gallic” or “Phallic”?
All Gaul is divided into three parts. This is one of them.
Yes, it’s a duff bit of photshopping but that’s all. It’s about as funny as a handwritten temp sign with a spelling mistake.
Failblog fail.
She’s more Arthur than Martha…FAIL
If you guys look closely, the “object in question” overlaps the leg. Therefore, it is not the hem of her dress.
the point is, her leg was practically cut in half by the editor
Arg – Ger 0:2
0:3
0:4 CRY MARADONA!!!
‘Deutschland über alles’ this time around? Looking forward to Spain – Paraguay.
U British or Swiz ? learn the strophe is not used anymore ! fail
ER IST TOT (Karl Ranseier)
… of course it is not used anymore. It is a common reference to what USED to be.
fail.
TROLLs doings each other =D
“gambitgirl says:
July 3, 2010 at 7:21 am
It *could* be the back of her dress that’s hanging down, but wtf is up with the little white gap to the left of it? It goes too high up to register as a space between her leg & the back of the dress…”
She is right. It’s not the bulge that is the fail…
Ok, for the sake of argument, I just put on one of my wife’s nightie’s, and put my hips and legs in that position. Can someone please call an ambulance and have an orthopedic surgeon standing by at the hospital?
And a photographer? Oh, and call YouTube to have them come film it.
ROFL
Dudes! It’s just the back of her dress showing..
Did you not notice the fact that one of her legs is partially removed?
Did you also not notice that the back of her dress overlaps her leg? Look at the right side of it…
IT’S MR WINKY!!
She’s sitting on an object that has been removed from the picture, that’s why it looks funny.
Mmmmmm… Dislocated hips for extra flexibility
cant that the insed of the back of the drss?
Yes, that’s the hem from the back of the dress.
The only fail was this even being touted as a fail.
Not true. Everyone focuses on the phony “bulge”, but the real fail is that the woman appears to be standing, but “her” legs couldn’t possibly line up with her body like that unless she was sitting.
That, & there’s a very strange gap leaving her right leg disjointed from her hip as well.
no it was really he…
Actually she had no legs so they shopped some
Yep. That’s the back of her dress. Scandalous.
Should be Adam and STEVE…
…-facepalm-
Well she really is adam and eve but together as one!
Oh look, failblog stealing content from another site. You can even see the url of that site in the picture. Thats totally new and crazy!
well up loader did
free ad for that site?
Oh God… the address… this is in my home city…
The disappointment.
Well part of the ad does say “adam & eve” so I guess that is their way of saying the model is both?
Awww balls I missed the fail.
what a load of bollocks!
Yep, those really are Frenchmen, all right!
Since it ´s a french ad, i´d guess it´s some form of sabotage. Maybe they got paid less than it was arranged, so they shopped the image as a revenge…
yeah, her left leg looks strange
why is my totally harmless comment awaiting moderation? Is it because of the word “sabotage”?
Dont make fun of handicaped person
not kewl
Well, I don’t know – I think her necklace looks fine.
as opposed to her lingeries…
i say its a render fail…
is she a he?
IT’S A HESHE I TELL YOU THE END IS NEAR SOON OUR SOULS WILL BE CLEANSED AND OUR SUFFERING SHALL SHALL BE ENDED!!!!!!!!!!!
Is that a part of the scrotum?
She’s from plastic! She’s a doll!
I had the last year in Lyon, France ! LOOL
God damn, the true FAIL here is anyone who thinks the joke is the ‘bulge”, IT IS NOT!, The joke is the grossly deformed thigh.
Retards its obvious that, thats the back of the nightie…
Balls so big they knocked her hip right out of it’s socket.
I think she’s supposed to be bending her knees as if she were jumping down onto something or leaping up from sitting. The circled part looks like her knees.
No! THAT’s the fail! *drinks*
NO! You’re a fail! *drinks*
Waaaa! *almost drinks*
Your mom’s a fail! *drinks*
Eek!!! A drunken mouse!!!
Well, if you can’t beat ‘em into a pulp…drink shots with friends.
*pours another round*
*downs shot*
Ah! Just what the
doctorDragon ordered!it is so nice hanging out with the old gang again
*downs shot*
who the f*** are you guys
Did anyone stop and think that she was probably SITTING DOWN in the picture? because both of her legs are towards the same direction, which would also explain the offset hips because her legs are facing the same direction, which would ALSO explain why her leg seems to cut off at the point right below the dress
The muscle structure of her left leg leads me to disagree. there’s no half-way comfortable way to position your calf like that.
Unless you are/were sitting down and have just jumped up or landed from a short jump. It’s a “Dynamic Pose”
Except that’s her thigh, not her calf. & the musculature at the topof it is not in a sitting stretch.
I can see the head! push push!
I don’t quite see the problem…wait what’s that poking me in the back..
AAH!
I’m pretty sure she’s just sitting on a box that has been removed, and printing on newsprint removed so much contrast from the dress that you can’t tell that she’s sitting anymore, thus making it look like her thighs were amputated and reattached randomly.
Most likely just an ad designer who isn’t used to working on newsprint.
Haha you can see her balls
BAM! I was the 2000th voter. Eat me “FIRST”!
are you germans and now drunk cause it same as yesterday
hermaphrodite win!
i’d say “Adam and Eve” alright.
Um, how about a dress frill in the back? Its pink just like the top of the dress. Some of you are so freaking stupid.
If you’re a guy and you know what a dress frill is, there’s a problem.
WIN
At first I thought the fail was because it was French but then I saw her legs.
wow, ur american arent you and please reply
May I point out that ballsacks are also pink.
She is sitting. The bare legs are below the knee. Left hand is placed on the edge of the removed object she is sitting on, pinky is curled up onto the object, which is why it appears to be partially missing. Her right leg shows rounded calf. Left leg is pulled back against the object, causing the calf to be flattened out behind. Hip line is just about even with the center of “FAIL”. Top of knees are just about at the top of the circled area. The bulge in question appears to be what she is sitting on, so it’s likely the corner of a longer object and padded.
Mystery solved. The rest of everybody else who doesn’t believe this can go back to balls and detached legs.
SHUT THE F*** UP… we dont care all we want 2 do is flame the picture
PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENISSSSSSSSSSSSSS
8===========D
Notice that it is only the back of her dress.
Eye deceiver.
Lady Gaga
Adam AND Eve….
a bit more Adam than Eve
adam of course:))
Ithought it was Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve
I don’t think those are even her legs, ho they look is completly wrong wtf
Don’t you think someone would have noticed that? ha
Its the back of her dress!
yep, definitely Adam
That’s obviously a piece of the dress in the back with light shining through it to make it look less black and more brown.
there is nothing wrong with the wording. that person is indeed adam and eve.
Now ima get flamed for this comment but the person who put said this fails fails… that is her vag and your gonna say ima wrong… she just has… a…. elongated…… ima probly wrong
She’s well hung.
Could be a sack (ugh!)
Could be the back of her dress (i prefer it than the first choice…)
Or
Could be a toy (Découvrez notre dernier arrivage de ligerie et et nos (fail) jouets. means: Discover our last arrival of lingeie and our (fail) toys.)
tat´s not photoshop
Photoshop…look at ‘her’ left hand..it seems that the arms were ‘borrowed’ from a guy,too
It is intentionaly uhmmm..a she-male..:s