Hmmm whats is better… trap inside and burn to death or jump for freedom and break our legs right unto the highway in the peak of heavy traffic and get rollover by thousands of 18 wheelers?
Or worse.. both options?
It opens close to the freeway, not right onto it. What it is saying is that you can’t jump out and keep running, otherwise you’d be running onto the freeway.
Maybe it’s a joke – I’ve seen retailers put up joking signs similar to this on Emergency Exits (“If you use this door you’d better be on fire”), mostly because there are a surprising number of absolute morons who use the door as a regular exit. Sometimes they use it to sneak stolen goods out (which just alerts us to their theft), sometimes they really are just that stupid – either way, it gets annoying to hear that door go off 18 times a day because someone can’t read. So if this IS a joke – WIN.
People who are too stupid to realise it is an emergency exit door in the first place, are probably too stupid to understand what the sign means anyway. People who are stealing stuff, aren`t going to take the time to stop to read the sign. Bear trap might be more effective. (I`m against using them on bears, but totally support ridding the world of a few stupid people)
I get up, and nothing gets me down.
i like to jump. and then go round and round
And I know, just how it feels.
You’ve got to roll with the punches to get to what’s real
Oh can’t you see me standing here,
I’m getting ready for a soccer scene I ain’t the worst that you’ve seen.
Oh can’t you see what I mean ?
THIRST!
I’m fungry!
Try drowning yourself, that might help.
Maybe that’s really the suicide door.
(first real comment!)
Just in case of emergency, if not, try a gun or pills.
*snork* Maybe it’s on the ground floor.
Hmmm whats is better… trap inside and burn to death or jump for freedom and break our legs right unto the highway in the peak of heavy traffic and get rollover by thousands of 18 wheelers?
Or worse.. both options?
I’d risk the 18 wheelers, maybe they stopped to watch the fire so I’d just ricochet off!
It opens close to the freeway, not right onto it. What it is saying is that you can’t jump out and keep running, otherwise you’d be running onto the freeway.
Wow, that’s crazy!
Haaa????
i dont get-it
Maybe it’s a joke – I’ve seen retailers put up joking signs similar to this on Emergency Exits (“If you use this door you’d better be on fire”), mostly because there are a surprising number of absolute morons who use the door as a regular exit. Sometimes they use it to sneak stolen goods out (which just alerts us to their theft), sometimes they really are just that stupid – either way, it gets annoying to hear that door go off 18 times a day because someone can’t read. So if this IS a joke – WIN.
At Pic-N-Save they used to do it all the time. It was mostly would be shoplifters trying to sneak out with merchandise.
Using this door is so risky that you have to have a bloody good reason to think the risk is worth it.
Or sometimes we just don’t care about you and we go out that door anyway because it’s closer to the car.
That’s lame, Eric – learn to walk or buy one of those Rascal scooters.
By the way, did we forgot to mention the barbed wire and the minefield?
You mean, the radioactive fallout-contaminated mine field with killer bees? Nah, there was no enough place on the sign.
Oh, don’t forget the genetic crossbreed of flying fish and piranha. Tricky basterds.
I’d jump into the road AND SURVIVE
The sign may fail, but anybody who escapes that way and survives is awesome
I’d jump onto the highway and just punch the tractor trailers in the grill.
Seriously though I think this is an attempt to keep people from running out the emergency exit, and call it a win not a fail.
The sign may fail, but anybody who escapes that way and survives is awesome
Looks like I’m gonna have to JUUUUUUMP!
If Chuck Norris needed an emergency exit, this would be his way out.
Win.
jump and roll my friends jump and roll
By the time you finished reading this you’ll be roast anyway…
LOL
This sign is actually on the emergency exit of a helicopter. There’s a self-destruct switch next to the exit so you look cool when you jump out of it.
this sign will now self destruct
haha… lol
“If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball”
Oh yeah and remember guys: ITS A TRAP!
I suppose that sign’s message is also on all of the windows on the same floor?
its not even a real sign it just taped.
That can’t be legal.
Out of the frying pan and into the fire.
Isn’t it WIN? xD
“The elevator in this building is broken…
SO I’M GONNA HAVE TO JUMP!”
Do you wanna jump? Yes. No. Maybe.
Are you sure that isn’t a signhack?
People who are too stupid to realise it is an emergency exit door in the first place, are probably too stupid to understand what the sign means anyway. People who are stealing stuff, aren`t going to take the time to stop to read the sign. Bear trap might be more effective. (I`m against using them on bears, but totally support ridding the world of a few stupid people)
definately a win
*sing*
I get up, and nothing gets me down.
i like to jump. and then go round and round
And I know, just how it feels.
You’ve got to roll with the punches to get to what’s real
Oh can’t you see me standing here,
I’m getting ready for a soccer scene I ain’t the worst that you’ve seen.
Oh can’t you see what I mean ?
Mght as well JUMP.
Go ahead and jump!
This is not the door you are looking for…
ITS FROM BEING JOHN MALKOVICH PEOPLE!!!!!!!!
exactly my first thought
This is scary to think.
No way it is real.
It should be labeled “Chuck Norris’ Emergency Exit” since he is the only one that could go through harmless
I think similar signs like this were seen on the emergency exit doors at the WTC. Explained a lot of the jumpers… What, too soon?
Is this sign from Twin Towers.
Escapes burning building…
*horn*
*splash*
WWWWEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
So if frogger were an arsonist…………LOL
Quite informative. At least they’ll be prepared for the worst. o.o
Anyone else really curious what’s exactly on the other side of that door?