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MASSILLON, OH (WOIO) – Massillon police tossed Donald Duck in jail over the weekend.
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Mug shot Fail
That’s NOT Donald Duck
Is it?
That would be Donald Duck BEFORE the rhino plasty.
I thought it was his brother Roger Duck, which explained why he was being arrested.
I’d recognise the bad temper any day.
I hope that person is wearing pants! Maybe that’s why they were arrested.
Haha, yeah. Donald Duck had a sever case of indecent exposure.
Does he have a Dewey situation?
I’m not sure, but it looks he was Louie with his Huey.
They severed his..?No wonder he’s always so mad all the time!
He’s feeling really down, I’m sure.
They sold it at a yard sale for $17.
I’d be arrested too.
22 but he talked them down to 17.
Getout of xanth, that will f u up
Mickey Mouse set him up.
or maybe Bugs Bunny or Daffy Duck
…….. blanc look.
That’s just looney.
*Tunes in*
Hello love!
*Squeeze*
*squeeze*
Good to see you, tweety!
Meepmeep!
*runsoff*
Th th th th that’s all, folks!
Curse you, ACME!
That’s despicable!
Donald Duck didn’t age well….
Age ravages everyone.
He’s now a criminal.
It just went down hill after Disney let him go…
The break up with Daisy probably didn’t help…
Daisy chained him to the wall.
Why didn’t they charge the bill?
They got cold feet?
The charges were too featherweight.
They shouldn’t have winged it!
Now they’re caught in a web.
Anatidaen’t do it.
Are you looking for a silly goose?
It wasn’t maritime law
Did all of you somehow expect out of SoMuchPun?
Expect what?
The Spanish Inquisition? Not me.
Of course not, no one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
1st
so god exists!
He looks as timid as a mouse. Sort of.
…or dirty as a hamster.
Does he smell of elderberries?
No, but I’d almost swear he just farted in my general direction!
Please tell me he didn’t try to taunt you a second time after that?
I bet he has an outrageous accent.
He called me a silly something or other. It kind of sounded like he was talking about a candy bar.
kuh-nougat?
Duck Fails, woo-oo-ooo.
QUACK!
MM, you are quacking up…I will have to call you back.
Don’t be Daffy.
Donald just looks Goofy these days…
ba-da-bum-tshhhh!
Damn! Not him again!
Darkwing to the Rescue!
This time, Donald Duck didn’t manage to escape.
She doesn’t look very animated..
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*smoochonacap*
*gilltickletoo*
Happy B-day Mushy!
Ooh, it’s your Birthday? Happy Birthday!
*wheels in mushroom-shaped cake*
OH, NO! It’s those NOSEHAIRS again!!!!
noes!!! id trade those fer shades any time
and never look back
Judy, dearest, when are you going to go and get yourself some AdBlock? We love you, sweetie, and we really want to best for you. You will sleep better at night, I promise.
*pouts*
But I’m at work! I can’t just download programs all willy-nilly. They’d want to know where I’m going that I need the ads blocked!
Anywhere.
You’d be doing it to help protect the network.
I feel your pain.
Totally OT: *snork* has become an internet meme! Yay!
Clickie. Totally SFW. Promise.
Hee!!! Maybe we can make the tildes just as famous!
*snork!*
:[
*pokes*
*tickles*
*giggles*
;[
You will pay.
;[
*pulls out feather duster*
*tickles LGB*
Hmmm….I don’t see any paying going on…
Dragon will love that! Make sure she sees it!
That is great!
*Squeezes AE*
Lucky ducks those Dutch, no?
*squeeze*
Luck is always a necessary ingredient. Brasil can only blame themselfs.
All that jail serves for dinner is cheese and quackers.
I’m sure there’s some whining along with the dining.
Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He’s a quack. But no one can duck the law.
He looks different without makeup
I knew there was something not right about him.
That is indeed, a stark county.
Indeed it is… I live here. How did I miss this?
This IS real. The guys name really is Donald Duck.
So therefore this is NOT a fail
It’s true. That guy is really named Donald Duck, which would explain the excessive alcohol and drug use that he was arrested for. But it is still a FAIL. Not a news FAIL, but a child naming FAIL.
Yes, donald can be very quackers.
Faaaake
Nope. It’s real. Here’s the video:
http://www.fox13now.com/videobeta/3afa17d7-3f4e-4555-854a-64b232d46522/News/DUI-Arrest
The police would have accepted his story had he not tried to WING it.
So what happened to Huey, Dewey and Louie? Since DD was incarcerated, did child protective services take them away?
The actual Duck family has a lot of people who are named Donald, apparently because they feel whatever they name their son, he’s gonna be called Donald anyway. This happened to a DD who later became an elementary school principal. (Source: Games Magazine)
YES! i watch this channel.
He looks QUACKERS!!!
Massillon is a city in Stark County in the U.S. state of Ohio. The population was 31,325 at the 2000 census. Sad really. . . . Why would any one name their kid Donald Duck. . . Wouldn’t happen in Australia. We have more respect for our kids….
Ok, wait waitwaitwait WAIT…
(inhales) *sigh*
This guy’s NAME….
is actually Donald Duck…
Donald… F@*$&g…. Duck….
So he just gets wasted all the time to escape a terrible reality.
Um, doesn’t he know you can go legally get a name change? It’s less than a hundred bucks most places. A lot less than all those DUI fines.
There is actually quite a resemblance there…
I was thinking that too.
He actually does look like a real-life version of Donald Duck.
sad thing is – this was his 5th DUI conviction
could say he’s a frequent flier
-sigh- I love living in Ohio, its so full of fail.
There are WAY more fails in New York.
That’s why my time there was SO much fun!
sad thing is…i live in stark county….
Hmm, he looks a little bit like……
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!111
and the real Donald Duck got away again
What does “Erie Summer fun deals for the Goodtime” mean?