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fizzirst
Well done?? Anyway, I think this a business name win!
Any business with their parents married has a better chance of success.
Legit.
They should form a club for the owners.
legit isn’t a word, fail, it’s legitimate.
Good for you, Glen Coco!
“Legit” is included both in the New Oxford American Dictionary, where is is classified as an informal adjective, and in the Random House Dictionary, where it is classified as an adjective.
Well, the parents only need to be married when the idea of the business is conceived, though some businesses are thriving though their parents have divorced!
Time for lesson 2, young grasshoppa. Feed not the counting trolls. Why? Someone may get the post removed and if they do, your post (along with this one now) will flutter to the floor of the blog to be forever abandoned. Lost in the wastes of time. Bored, alone and angry, like a skin of evil.
Besides, they feed on attention.
Thanks for the advice! Though I fear I missed lesson one >.<
Speaketh nawt the “F” word.
(And I don’t mean f_ck.)
Basically the first thing you need to learn, is to not say first.
Oh, wait >.<
failblog.org/2010/06/30/epic-fail-photos-sushi-sign-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-927101
Ah, I see. I was trying to mock the counting troll then, though it clearly did not come off that way. Alright, so avoid the counting trolls at all costs. Any other advice, oh wise sensei?
(Not mocking, I really do appreciate the advice!!!)
Give out *squeezes* liberally.
*squeezes dannifoley*
The best advice I can give is to direct you to here, young padawan:
failpeeps.wordpress.com/faqquity-faq-dont-talk-back/
I wish I could take credit, but I think it’s DW’s fault.
I love the fact that the this troll tried to be original with it by say fizzirst. As though that makes it any better.
Can’t polish a turd.
Actually they polished a turd on Mythbusters.
Haha, I saw that episode… Jamie was so nasty.
BUSTED.
Actually, the Mythbusters proved that you can polish a turd. Problem is you end up with a pretty looking piece of sh¡t.
Ah the Mythbusters… the fourth best busters after Ghostbusters, Dustbusters, and Dave and Buster’s.
Sorry, Mush, I must correct you. Safety Busters is third.
I would order them Ghostbusters, Mythbusters, Safety Busters and then Dave and Buster’s.
Dustbusters suck.
and you cant polish your mother
Oh lookie, my own mimic troll friend to play with!
*enslaves the clone to the hoard*
You mean like you just did?
Not exactly. I’m trying to help out a newcomer who is putting forth a recognizable effort to get along with the community and not annoy everyone. I’m using the troll in my lessons.
AAaaaAAaaAAaAAAaaA LEGITIMATE BIIIZNIIIS
How did you get up there? I don’t think this is a very good idea!
Also, he didn’t put his “AaAa” thing at the front.
fizzail
This isn’t an actual business…well I guess it is..but it’s a local music venue in greensboro, nc http://www.myspace.com/lgtbiz
it’s a fairly decent one as well. appeals to hardcore metal
Of course it is, otherwise it couldn’t put it in writing like that.
Too legit to quit.
Legitimate.. maybe, but it still seems to be going downhill.
The bad economy has had an impact on all aspects of business, especially the “legitimate” ones.
1317 is a bad number for business, really.
I would have figured the lucky number 7 would counteract the effects of the unlucky number 13.
Plus 3 is a magic number…
♫♪ It’s a kind of magic ♫♪
So are you saying that this business owner has One dream, one soul, one prize and one goal?
It’s a fried chicken joint?
This ain’t a fried chicken joint! You don’t fool me!!!
1337 Would have made this much funnier.
More than 69?
Is not cool to laugh at 69 anymore, isn’t?
Oh man…
Maybe since all the policemen in the Police fain had left, this legitimate business took over their headquarters
Ahem, S’cuse meh… your Idiotic Thought Filter™ clearly needs to be changed out. There’s no reason why that statement should have made it to the outside world.
Does this mean the other 1316 are not legit?
Hahah, I guess not!
Well if at first you don’t succeed…
try again
So the lesson is to never give up, even after you have failed miserably 1,316 times?
*squeezes her favourite zombie*
long time no see
I’ve been here the whole time, where have you been? Good to have you back either way. 8)
Lest just say…
8) your back from the dead.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
dammit!!!! almost first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh god, if theres anything worse than a first troll it’s another troll showing emotion at not being first.
I’d name mine “Nonya Business.”
“Risky Business?”
By the condition of the building, I’d vote for Outta Business.
win
All of a sunden, NEW stuff Flavor granade!!!
It’s AN EXPLOSHAMEN of flavor in your mouth!
Warning may causeheadachessorestochsanddeath!!!
Ah, one of our franchisees!
We’ve found the final resting place of Jimmy Hoffa! You have him watching over the building’s cellar, don’t you.
My god, I followed your link to be sure… You really did set up a website just for that didn’t you? I don’t know if I should shake your hand or look at you with disgust…
Actually, we’ve been around since 2000.
Well I apologise but it does look like the site was only just created – theres very little content.
Well, we said all we can. The rest is secret.
The front is often all bolted-up. They have a backdoor policy.
Hey, you’re the one who followed the link!
HTML fail.
*facepalm*
Bah, you shouldn’t have admitted anything. It worked fine that way in my maggot-riddled braaaaaiiiiinnnnn.
You would look on your god with disgust?
…risky business
It’s worse than that, he’s worshiping an unknown generic quilt.
Worshiping a quilt… WOW wtf
I know what you mean btw
Methinks he doth protest too much.
*squeeze*
“Why am I not getting any costumers? I am a legit business, it says so right on the sign.”
It says you’re legit, but neglects to mention the costumes.
That is true. (I hate words that are spelled similarly.)
tats a long name
Where is the candy? I was promised candy!
He psst
you can get your candy just go to that white van over there –>
Who’s the guy in a bear cos… FFFFUUUUUUU-*hit in head by shovel*
“move the body quick!”
This is in Greensboro NC. It is a practice area that can be rented out to multiple bands at a time. The name is kind of stupid though.
@Matt its a practice space to the people who rent the building out and then a show space for touring bands. Get them facts right.
Isn’t there a “legitimate business club” where Fat Tony is at in the Simpsons?
finally! someone gets it!
Frankie the Squealer hollered out that it’s actually called the “Legitimate Businessman’s Social Club” before taking a bullet in the chest. Bart is known to frequent the place, ordering 3 fingers of milk before mixing the best Manhattans anywhere.
Does homsar run this place?
I was just wondering that myself…
Me, too.
yes, mee too
Incidentally, I was talking to a friend, and he said he thought this place looked more like somewhere that Senor Cardgage would own. And I tend to think he’s right.
LOL, They made your picture pink, Heimstern.
How did you get up there? I don’t think this is a very good idea…
It was raised by a cup of coffee.
I know, can you believe it?
It’s also the son of a chipwich.
Perhaps one day, Carmel Corn’s successful presidential campaign will kick off at this very place! Carmel Corn for president, please!
Who’ll be the vice, then?
Wow. Everyone who thinks this name is stupid should take a little time to educate themselves about the amazing new concepts of “intentional irony” and “humor.”
fail blog humor fail.
*enrolls in both classes*
*always thought “Eddie” was a stupid name*
it’s legit.. is it also serious?
Well, it looks pretty serious…it hasn’t blinked yet!
Mabey it died a long time ago…
Everyone calm the f*** down! I think this place is legit.
gay
I’m glad you’re happy. Care to tell us what made you so happy on the Friday before a holiday weekend?
Hmm, I think he’s probably the same name cloning troll thats got me before. At least I hope so because if not that means theres more than one of them.
This looks legit.
*legs it!*
Legitimate business with barred windows.
Does this have anything to do with Fat Tony’s Legitimate Businessman’s Social Club?
I trust it.
This place is a club close to where I live. They have shows and stuff there. It’s a cool plae.
Stupid phone. I meant to say it’s a cool place.
I think I get emails from their home office in Nigeria telling me I won millions of dollars.
Yeah this place really is cool. It’s hilarious that it’s on FailBlog. It’s a venue/practice space for local Greensboro NC band Braveyoung and others.
This is pretty funny. I’ve never quite grasped the concept of an internet “troll”.
Totally shopped….. you can even see the odd pixels in the name, c’mon people, you can do it better with old Paint!! for pete’s sake!!
I live across town from it. It’s real.
timemaker, it’s not shopped. i’ve been there. it’s a diy venue in north carolina.
Most certainly NOT “shopped.” This place is quite a common spot in the NC punk scene. Regularly referred to as “Legit Biz” there is also another venue/practice space about 2 buildings down on the same street known as 7 day weekend. Fun times on this tiny back street in GSO. =]
Hate to say it, but Failblog failed on irony on this one. It’s a (mostly) punk performance space in a transitional neighborhood in Greensboro, NC. Still funny though! Thanks!
This placed is a cool music venue in the Glenwood neighborhood of Greensboro, NC- it’s still open. The bars on the windows are because Glenwood isn’t in the best of neighborhoods. It started as a practice/show place for local bands a couple of buildings down the street, but it got busted. The police said they couldn’t do shows there ’cause it was not a “Legitimate Business” so they moved down a few buildings and opened this one. Perfect name if you ask me. http://www.myspace.com/lgtbiz
Glad to get the back story on it. I grew up in Glenwood and my parents still live there. It’s not the best part of town like you said but there seems to be a renewal happening.
I was surprised to see this place on here. My band has played there on tour, and recorded a few tracks in legit biz. Great venue.
That’s just too funny.
Looks like it is going well.
the name of the club is a wink of an eye. if there were a “Understanding Irony” fail–you just won it FAILbook. for shame.
Not a front since 1317.
This business doesn’t METH around…or do they???
Thaank yoooooooouuuu. Homsar is amazing
He’s the pride of the peaches!
I know where I’m getting my lawyer