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Transporting transportation.
This was the best idea he could come up with?
He should have ridden both at once side by side.
He should’ve tried this with a Harley Electra Glide.
…Huh?
he could have at least rode the good one
MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY
the scooter’s weight is standing entirely on the bike, plus its seat’s shape gave him a way to balance it without having to use one hand(he has both hands directing the bike). if he took the scooter where would all the weight of the bike have to be? probably on his legs, and what would he grab and how so it doesn’t fall to a side? would prob need to use 1 hand to hold it and 1 to ride….
Not a Scooter Fail.
It’s a Recursion Win!
If only the top scooter was also carrying another scooter.
Programmers’ jokes are by default FAIL
I concur
Compared with the big win we have here?
There are 10 kinds of people in this world;
those who understand binary and those who don’t.
I’m wearing that shirt right now.
Windows is a 32 bit extension for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor by a 2 bit company without 1 bit of sense.
One of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.
There are two major products that come out of Berkeley, LSD and Unix. We don’t believe this to be a coincidence.
The number of the beast – vi vi vi.
C++, where friends have access to your private members.
I almost forgot one of my favorites. It’s from the Futurama episode “Hell is Other Robots”, where Bender finds religion. The parchment that hangs on the wall of the Temple of Robotology reads:
10 SIN
20 GOTO HELL
joke-kill:
CP/M was for 8-bit processors, and a derivative of something run on 16-bit minicomputers IIRC.
MS-DOS, an extension of CP/M, was for a 16-bit processor with an 8-bit data bus (and 10-bit addressing)
Even MS BASIC was for 8-bits.
4-bit processors are generally so limited in function and address space (except for some *really advanced* calculators) that anything written for them has to be hand-built in machine code, and can be done so fairly easily with a pen and pad.
I can’t begrudge you your geeky jokes, but if you’re gonna do it, at least get it right.
At least he got the binary joke right–
There are 10 kinds of people in this world;
those who understand binary and those who don’t.
You need only turn the top scooter upside down, and then it’s true recursion. Assuming the direction of gravity doesn’t matter, of course.
Gravity matters massively.
That looks very comfortable.
Just look at how this guy is carrying on!
♪ Carry on, my wayward son… ♪
♪ There’ll be peace when you are done ♪
♫ Lay your weary head to rest,
Don’t you fail no more.♫
Keep on keeping on!
He thinks he can, he thinks he can, he thinks he can.
… Don’t stop there!
Would be a win if he would sit on the other scooter
How would that even work?
Poorly. It would work poorly.
Haha, good answer!
I wheely want to see how far he’s going with this.
*piggybacks comment onto Ms B’s comment*
Gotta scoot!
*cycles in and out*
One bike two bike
Red bike blue bike
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!! A paraphrasing mouse!
It’s an off-road scooter.
That made me LOL
Is he pedaling his wares?
hahahah. who knows
Yo Dawg…
Safety is clearly third here.
And a fine job he is doing.
How funny would it be if he dropped the scooter? Not that funny. o.O
Scooter tow-
truck-scooter. You’re doing it right.I’m not quite sure … but at least the chap looks happy.
I’d say he looks resigned. He’s probably tired of the other scooter getting drunk and having to be carried home.
Scooter: He ain’t heavy. He’s my brother!
We put a scooter in your scooter so you can ride while you ride.
he needs 2 so he can leave on at his work so he don’t need drive twice P_P
Um…. what?
*fires up the translator*
*shakes it*
Sorry. I got nothing.
lol.this is absurd.
No, this is Failblog.
No, this is Patrick.
look at how this guy is carrying on!! i don’t care what you say! he is my role model
Mexican stole my bike!
You the man!
He entered a moped spawn cheat and it glitched into him
this is so fake dewds wake up lol
thats just Selfish, he should’da called a friend.
The scotter he is carring is A Electric Voy Scotter its not that heavy I have one
Then why can’t u spell SCOOTER
If he could drive like that I’d be more like a win
No, you wouldn’t.
The pic is faked. The bike torsos’ are faded in to each other. Look at the blue and red.
Oh, and I own an electric putt-putt like the one in the pic. ;D
inb4 “in soviet russia, scooter ride you”
Been there. when all you have is all you have, riding a bicycle 10Km with a Renault 4 axle strapped to your back because the book says you need a special tool and all the Renault guy does is whack it with a big hammer and then tries to bill you for two hours work, then ride uphill all the way home.
Do what you have to do and keep smiling.
Guess Renault and Vauxhall work alike, same thing happened to me with a wheel up on my Cavalier …where the manual says “remove very carefully with Special Tool Nr. 45178B”, the mechanic thinks “Sledgehammer”…
The scooter dealership had a buy one get one free deal going on
picture fake fail! xD
And hes not to happy bout the whole debacle
How doth thee fail? Let us count the ways:
1. No helmet. I guess a braaaaaaiiiiiinnnn bucket is only useful if you are in possession of a braaaaaiiiiiiiinnnnnn though.
2. Where are his gloves? Is that them on the handlebar grips on that scooter he’s carrying?
3.
safety4. What’s with the front wheel on that scooter? I wasn’t sure until I noticed where his gloves are, then noticed the direction the mirrors are pointing, then noticed the display on the scooter. The front wheel is 180 degrees backwards!
5. Feet are just dangling, not on any foot pegs at all. Which brings us to …
6. How does he change gears?
7. Why are his sunglasses on his forehead? I’ve ridden before and the only thing more annoying than having your eyes stinging from the wind hitting them is having your eyes stinging from the bugs hitting them.
8. Turning corners like this must be fun.
What did I miss?
Well, there are some 50ccm Mopeds with 3-gear shift on the handlebar.. but apart from that it is all fail
This is not a FAIL. But a WIN
“Well, Duh! I didn’t want my prized possession to get dirty on this filthy road! It could get a scratch here so I decided to take it on the filthmobile.”
Quick Dirt Girl! To the filthmobile!
This takes the “spare tire” concept to the ultimate level.
haha thats just great
ha what a ride… is 1 scooters inescapable aura stylish enough or scaabe to fit a different bike full o moxy enough to be saved by just transporting it to somewhere enknown…. and who is this dude anyway, his friends obviously dont want to be seen with someone carrying a BIKE… or whaever it is. im jus gonna be off.. on my vespa… oodles of fun!–
Probably fake
Recursion!
Waddayamean fail? He’s getting there doesn’t he?
I would really do it the other way round, that is, I would ride the big scooter while carrying the smaller one.
bet you he didn’t get far.
So is the a Fail because the unique (read: not a bad idea when faced with the situation) way he’s transporting it, or because he’s transporting a scooter
Its amazing how this guy riding the bike by carrying another bike.. This is not a fail…. Its win:)
yeah – i’m impressed by how he’s keeping his balance (or got it in the first place), most of all.
could turn from win to insta-fail if the wind gets up or he tries an over ambitious passing/filtering move, however.
they see me rollin’.
they hatin’
yo dawg yo i heard you like bikes…
xzibit was her
I think he’s been watching too much Automan, and he uses the other bike for going left/right
Animal Bruto
Yo dawg, i heard yo like bykes, so we put a bike in yo bike so yo can ride while yo ride.
a fake picture, just look at how the gas tank is cut off
Ah, c’mon, this isn’t the worst I’ve seen. In some countries people will carry anything on their scooters, regardless of size, weight, or anything else really. My last trip to Bali a friend and I tried to name our favourite fully loaded scooter. It came down to a tie between one with a family of six, one with two guys, a full sized metal ladder and a propane tank, and one with a guy and about 60 dozen eggs.
Never send a scooter to do a motobike’s job.
looks more like a “things that are doing it” picture to me
Xzibit would be proud
i think thats a win