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Yum! Lunch!
I was thinking breakfast, but whatever!
Bacon #1
Bacon ALWAYS wins!
That guy should, uh, see a doctor and AA
That man should get that hernia checked out… yikes!
I guess it’s more of a brunch. I’d prefer the fries a little later in the day than for breakfast. But that’s just me.
Sweetie, I’ve been known to eat popcorn for breakfast, so fries aren’t that far of a reach! Besides, they’re just differently shaped breakfast potatoes!
Breakfast of champions.
twat makes an even better breakfast
Popcorn can be eaten cold,…bacon maybe, but fries? Ew!
I knew someone (they’ve passed away now) who would reheat chips. urrgh
No matter who wins your arteries lose.
*thwacks Jules with an undercooked slice of bacon and a greasy fry*
*runsawaywithaquickness*
My tummy says thanks.
Man thats a hard vote
People always like the government pork.
WE WANT BACON!
WE WANT BACON!
would you like fries with that?
WE WANT BACON!
I’ll take the fries you don’t want, ok?
I’ll havre the potato salad!
Elitist. -_-
I small Bacon!
I teeny chickpea.
*squeeze*
I red tomato.
*Smell
*sniff sniff*
Ewwwwww.
Food for thought.
Hmmm, it’s a pork pundit who fried his opponent at the polls.
D bacon was preferred over R fries by a 2 to 1 margin.
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!
*thwacks Leila with an undercooked slice of bacon and a greasy fry*
*runsawayagainwithaquickness, lookingforanothervictim*
*falls face down*
To a vegHead, that’s like the ultimate insult!
*won’t admit she chuckled*
The ultimate? You don’t really want to challenge this crowd to insult vegHeads with more than a baconthwack, do you? It could get messy.
Remind me not to get on your bad side during this fail, DG. I prefer my bacon crispy.
They’re both hungry for the vote.
Votes on what flavor lube to use?
*snork!*
This race pitted my political interests against my vegetarianism.
And it did the opposite for me!
^^Damn straight!
Heh heh.. Meatpublicans…
Soooo… no Cuddle Puddle?
*sniff*
Oh, what the heck! We’ll open one up just for you!
*pulls rope*
*fluffy pillows fall from net in ceiling*
*wheels in bar*
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
*walks slowly towards CP*
*slides in floofy pillows*
Thank you!!!!!!! *squeeze*
Wait I thought it was Thursday?
*CLICK*
On a Thursday morning?!?!?
Uh Oh!!! You didn’t answer my plea from the previous post.
*gets up and starts to work on a “flee Judy” strategy*
What’s wrong with having a cuddle puddle when someone needs one?
Not a gosh darn thing!
*spreads lots of sand on left side of fail*
*arranges for the ocean to appear at the edge of the sand*
*grows palm trees all around, creating a nice, secluded beach area*
There you are, Mrs. Leila, for you and your hubby – a chance for a quick[ie] getaway!!!
*sets up right side of fail in a similar fashion for other peeps to enjoy*
Okay, now, let’s give those nice folks over there some privacy, ‘k?
Thank you!!!! I am so tounched that I would cry.
*grabs honey bunny and runs to secluded beach*
*arranges for massages by the beach*
*arranges for scantily clad cabana bo- er- men to serve beverages of choice to the peeps*
These cabana men, do they also work as firemen?
*looks hopeful*
They’ve been known to moonlight on occasion.
I think I need to go to that beach!
Me, too.
*sigh*
*birdysqueeze*
*squeeze*
What’s stopping you!!??!! Come on. We have towels under umbrellas and plenty of suncreen lotion. Be sure to bring a couple of firemenz so they can apply it on.
What about the cheese?
Mmmmmmmmm… Cheese!!!!
*takes photo*
*mooms TM*
LEILA!!! You’re not supposed to nom yo- oh wait, you said moom. Ummm… yeah… ne’mind.
Good morning little birdie!!! *squeeze*
*squeeze!*
How are things?
Good. Doing a couple of projects over the weekend. My step-daughter and I are going to paint her bathroom and with the help of my sweet hubby, I am planning on building a headboard for my spare bedroom. So, I am excited!
Sounds like a fun, busy weekend! Are you making the headboard or assembling it? I saw a great headboard once, made of an old garden gate. It was really different and very cool.
I am making it from scratch. Of course, I have NO idea what I am getting myself into.
We looked at old doors – some from India and Mexico but they were sooooo expensive. I’ve always wanted a coffee table made from those but could never justify the price.
What about you?
I bought a bed frame and headboard from IKEA. Rooster came over and helped me assemble it and the other stuff I got, this was all done about two weeks ago.
This weekend will involve a very very nervous bird.
Meeting the parents. Hehe! I don’t recommend wine for you.
*squeeze*
PS: going to IKEA tomorrow to buy a platform/bedframe for my new mattress.
His mom is something of a teetotaller, so I don’t think there will be any wine to worry about!
Currently my room looks like an IKEA vignette. Bed frame, night stands, bookcases, and all the lighting are from IKEA. The rest of the furniture is from CB2. But it’s the first time EVER my room looks like it was thought out and not just “make it do”. It’s nice, and the ALL the salt and pepper shakers AND all the books have a home.
That sounds cool Avis! My room never has that pulled together look.
That’s what you get for having a two party system.
Both obsessed with the almighty dollar menu.
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz
*borrows from Judy*
*thwacks Vuvu with an undercooked slice of bacon and a greasy fry*
*waits to take another swing*
Did you see the kludge someone made (over on ThereIFixedIt) of one of those horrendous things… duct taped to an airhorn? I almost cried just looking at it.
I just saw it. I guess the only time I’ve heard of this vuvuzela was just the past two weeks here on FB. I don’t even know what it is but I know lots have a negative reaction to it.
For at least one week I thought a vuvuzela was a person. I didn’t watch any of the cup coverage.
*snerk*
*squeeze*
People are
annoying metalking about it less. Is it over?Moomin, can I borrow your vuvu? Thanks!
*inserts*
*doesn’t say where*
Don’t even get me started on that whole greasy business.
ummm bacon frys
*drools like homer Simpson*
How bout’ some bacon flavored fries?
with cheese sauce?
Bacon wrapped fries with cheese sauce dip. The thought of it just made my heart stop. Oh wait …
*drools*
Dear GOD that sounds delicious!!!
Bacon FOUR MORE YEARS!!!
Es Falso y Madicon
*maricón.
Also, girl on the left… Nice.
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! How could the fries lose???
*curls up in a corner and cries*
Ad Placement WIN!
When this post first appeared in my browser, there was a McDonald’s banner ad just to the left of it, full of their selection of burgers!
Speaking of ads, did anyone else see that cartoon guy with the hyoooge nose? He had very long hair dangling out of his nostrils, wiggling about like worms!
Yeah, what’s up with that??? It’s disturbing – to say the least.
I’ve been using the NoScript pluging for FireFox to block ads on this site ever since The Incident.
*hides under bed, hugging her AdBlock*
*has jealousy*
*tries to ‘borrow’ AdBlock*
*tickles Ms B till she let’s go*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA…
I sometimes forget it’s there. People start talking about things on the page and I have no idea what they’re talking about until someone mentions it and I remember I have ABP too.
8)
*doesn’t have ABP at work*
*has to use Internet Exploder*
Blech… Good morning to you as well, Judy…
Hey, I didn’t put it there!
That’s what HE said!
Sorry.
*snork!*
haa??
I dont get it -_-
probably you aren´t hungry enough .)
*Fries Bacon*
Pork barrel politics at its best.
Someones up for the chop.
Well, they’ve certainly made a pig’s ear of things.
I have some oinkment that’ll cure it.
Which party are you bacon?
Leave her aloin, sir!
Snout what you think.
Looks like bacon is about to drop right now!
I’m betting my stocks on fries!
I thought they were rebranded “Freedom Fries”, not “Republican Fries”.
I don’t see Republican Fries, I only see R Fries. They’re ours, dangit!
*hordes fries*
*takes note of all trolls who correct that*
*snickers*
epic win
WOOOOOOO!!! GO BACON!!!
unfunny but tasty
I want to know what the campaign slogans were for this.
More fat for your pocketbook!
*now has a craving for french fries fried in bacon grease*
*trying to think of where bacon-wrapped fries would be served for lunch*
The Votes compared Don’t equal 67% to 37% by A Long Shot
It doesn’t say 67% — it says 63%… and the numbers are pretty close.
According to my calculations:
42226 = 63.21%
24573 = 36.78%
Rounded to the nearest percentage points, that’s 63% vs 37%.
Apparently “A Long Shot” is between 0.21 and 0.22 with a margin of typo of 3.79.
More proof to the concept that there are six degrees of Kevin Bacon.
*sniffsniffsniffsniff*
BACON BACON BACOOOONNN!! YUMMY BACOOONNN!
*nom nom nom*
*lays down* *somehow scratches self with her tusks while yawning*
*grumbles* *naps*
Bacon won… and was immediately NOMMED by Bill Clinton.
Go Bacon!
Of course no one has pointed out that the REAL fail is that the Dem won! *ducks*
Try having the last name Fries and having a pre-school crush on a Robert French… yeah I’ll never live that one down.
did you marry him and hyphenate your name? Lindsey French-Fries would be awesome lol
Chili and cheese were mad that they were not invited to the party.
BACON WINS BY A LANDSLIDE
I’ll bet you anything he’s related to Kevin.
No. It’s de Bacon against R fries. De Bacon’s winning.
I do not in the slightest ways find this funny. Possibly because I live in Fort Collins, CO where Matt Fries is from, and I went to high school with his son and know that their name is pronounced “Frees”.
everyone knows that bacon goes better with burgers
♪Food for thought, you gave me food for thought♪
Who was the independent party? Pancakes, waffles? Someone tell me.
Bacon wins every time.
I would have to say fries by far!
Not only are the parties Bacon and Fries, but in the middle going down it spells DDD. DDDOUBLE FAIL.
haha denver…9news…lol faiiiilll
uhh, actually this was real…
http://www.comaps.org/distsd14.html
Lay aside the political issues….i trust anyone with the last name bacon or fries!!!
i am so glad a democrat wins i mean it would be a fail if a republican won with there ignorant intoralance and stupid dumbass values they victimse everyone and then complan that there the victams win all the way