Welcome back to Wildlife Wednesday here on Oddly Specific!
Earlier this morning we talked about gluttony in the animal kingdom, but now we’ll discuss something that’s entirely your fault: stupidity.
Every time you read about an animal attacking someone, all the blame is put on the poor pit bull, or the angry tiger, or the hungry weasel.
Animals don’t know it’s rude to gnaw on someone’s face without their permission! If you go on safari wearing a bikini made of bacon, don’t be surprised if you get mauled by a lion!
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I don’t know who would be dumb enough to challenge a bear to a boxing match, but I’d certainly like to meet them. Pro-tip: if a bear charges, stand your ground. Most bear charges are bluffs.
There, now you can’t say I never taught you anything.
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If Pixar has taught me anything (other than the fact that Dreamworks is unfairly targeting minority animal groups) it’s that seagulls are ruthless killing machines. In their eyes, threatening someone with seagulls is akin to torture!
Of course, animals aren’t the only vicious things out there in the wild.
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I’ve seen this musical so I know what happens when a Venus Flytrap tastes human blood and it’s NOT PRETTY!
Now, as I said before, a lot of this is your fault. You might ask “what can I do to help?”
The answer is simple:
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I think Bob Barker would approve. May he rest in peace. (I read it on 4chan so it must be true!)
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