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BOO!!!
*runs away*
it may be false… and homosexual
Then again, you may be, too.
*throws a parade*
YAY!!!!!!
WINWIN
It may be fake.
Probably…
it may be VERY VERY VERY OLD
Agreed
*rewatches video*
2 young guys…
a little bit of riding…
trying to keep the same tempo…
Nope, nothing homosexual here.
Does this mean we can’t continue with the parade?
*lips quiver*
Are you kidding, I love a parade!
*marches*
*has a confuzzled*
You’re marching in a Gay Pride parade? What was all the groping and snuggling yesterday?
Who can resist a parade?
Eeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
*marches with CJ*
I just love parades!
Parade, yay! I have big boy hairs, yay!
lmao
+1 for big boy hairs.
i thinks dis is a free car win
*eyes CJ suspiciously*
*shrugs*
*marches*
My ultra conservative hubby was all up for going to the gay pride parade. He is that secure in his masculinity and I find that very sexy.
I have actually marched in a pride parade with my daughter.
I think I now have some inkling of what steak feels like.
*eebil voice*
Fresh meat!
I actually felt bad for the cops that had to work traffic control. They should have wore baggier pants.
Why? Where they turned on?
The parade participants felt obligated to comment on the quality of the officer’s behinds.
Were they impressed with what they saw?
Apparently.
Then why feel bad for them? They should have felt good about the compliments.
Hey, that would be my opinion too.
However, some of the officers didn’t want to be there already so this was salt in the wound.
Awww! My heart bleeds purple Kool-Aid for them.
Don’t drink the purple Kool-Aid! It does things to you…
What does purple Kool-Aid do?
Green poop. Like, leprechaun green.
Hey, you asked.
…and for that I will always be sorry.
Well CJ, if you prefer your poo red then you have to ingest a few beets. Do it!! Even your pee is red which might scare the sh!t outta you … wait …
Nobody should be subjected to sexual harrassment, though, right?
I hope they find a way to make the parades a colorful, happy, expressive event whilst remaining “family friendly.”
So…what happens if you drink purple Kool-aid and eat beets for dinner??
*faints*
Leila!
I don’t know, Dragon. C’mere and we’ll have you try.
*holds out beets and purple Kool-Aid*
I’m sure it tastes super yummy going down!
This is ONE show I don’t want to watch. Dragon, fill us in on the happenings. KTHXBAI!
Ummmmmmmmmmmmm…
*runsawaywithaveryfastquickness*
*grabs the back of Leila’s shirt again*
You’re stickin’ around, missy.
Damn. I grabbed the wrong shirt. This experiment failed.
HAH! I wasn’t wearing anything anyway. I am a fast learner.
Pssst: I think DW has the runs.
I do NOT!
*trots away*
*click*
Quite right. It’s a fine distinction. She has the trots.
*lopesawaywithaquickness*
Maybe he is gay
You love a parade? That may be homosexual.
♫
There once were two cowboys
All alone out on the trail
And they discovered
They could sleep with another male
Now they’re having their car stolen.
♫
♫♫ SODOMYYYYY SODOMYYYYYY ♫♫
or real and hetrosexual?
SHUTUP TROLL!
staged and bi-curious.
Homosexual is not a bad word – you premitive arse
EEEEEP!!!!
*hides under the bed*
*joins NS*
*brings blankies and snacks*
This is my favorite hiding place.
*curls up in blankie*
*grabs a snack*
Do we have any almond milk?
*hands Leila an Almond Joy*
Sometimes you feel like a nut..
Or feel one…
Only one?
♪Here comes Johnny with his peck er in his hand
He’s a one-ball man
And he’s off to the rodeo♪
Wow, haven’t heard that one in decades. Reminds me of the last time I heard someone screaming that out loud. My memory is a little foggy, but I remember everyone being hung over, a park ranger being angry and some wooden posts formerly used to mark the road around the campground being found partially burned in the fire pit.
Aaaaaaaaaaaah…those were the days!
I have that song as a ringtone. The only CW song I like! The “Shoot you in the @$$ with a BB gun” came from a friend’s ringtone for her ex!
TEARS, I TELL YA!!!!
*dissolves into giggles yet again*
*feels*
I don’t feel anything. Wait!! Oooooh…
Ummm….whose nuts are you feeling???
*flees DW*
BOOb
*watches in amusement as Leila runs like a cartoon character, not getting anywhere, ‘cuz she doesn’t realize I have a grip on the back of her shirt*
*continues to try to get away*
*gets too exhausted*
*drops on her face*
I give up …
I’m having trouble suppressing the urge to say “deez nuts.”
*immature snorks*
*giggles*
Hehe!
HOW’S THAT HEADACHE NOW GRACIE??????
FINE! HOW’S YOUR HEAD?
HEY! LOOK AT MY NEW DRUM SET! IT WAS DELIVERED THIS AFTERNOON. SOMETHING SCREWY HAPPENED TO MY LAST SET.
You mean when it turned into a big pile of ashes??
…Can’t imagine how THAT happened.
WOOHOO!
*plugs in electric guitar*
LET’S JAM!
Maybe I could steal one on the suburns.
Somebody yelled “BOO” at the top of the thread.
Wow! That’ so rude!!!!!
Shun that person!!! Shunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!
Are we going to Candy Mountain?!
Magical leopleurodon! It’ll tell us the way!
Well, first you hop on the back of this moving car…
*hops on Judy*
*hops on Leila and does the Picard “engage” point*
Onwards!
Did he know the guy?
Would that make any difference Cloral?
It’s the difference between his friend being an ass and him being a complete idiot.
He’s a complete idiot.
A story about an ass and an idiot. We can sell this to Hollyweird.
Woohoo! We can make enough to buy a tank of gas!
And we can take that cross country road trips we’ve always wanted to go to.
Cross country trip are a lot like a fly to the moon, exciting at the beginning and the end, but not much going on for the majority of the trip.
We could see the World’s Largest Ball of Twine…
Ooooh, I disagree. I LOVE driving cross country–you just never know what you’re going to see, and every mile is a new experience!
I can’t get my 6’7″ hubby in the car for that long.
Our flight to HA was miserable. I couldn’t get him an exit row. Poor guy.
I can only !magine!!! This doesn’t help you guys at all but I love how I can sit there and cross my legs and stuff. There are good perks to being, ahem … not 6’7″.
Unless you drive west from here through *yaaaaaawn* TX. Gets interesting once you NM though. And of course, not that I am partial or anything, nothing compares to AZ.
Drive through NE and you get to see corn, more corn, and wheat. Actually, this time of year, more wheat than corn.
I love to look at the farmhouses, the dilapidated barns, the tiny little local stores and wonder about the people who live there. What are they like? What kind of lives do they have? I end up !magining stories for them and spinning plots and characters in my head.
I also love to look at the farmhouses, the dilapidated barns, the tiny little local stores and wonder about the people who live there. What do they taste like?
I agree with you, ZA – uh, except for the “taste” part. I’d rather travel the smaller roads than the interstate.
I agree with you about SW Texas along I-10. Snoozefest. Except for the time I was going 70mph and a car and 7 police cars zoomed past me like I was sitting still. Apparently border patrol had a runner.
But, there are large parts of NM where I totally get road-hypnosis. . .hey, is that what they mean by “Land of Enchantment?”
The most exciting thing that happened while we were in the heart land was my wife running down a tumble weed. But between White sands NM and Touchdown Jesus in OH not a lot was going on..
No wheat? How about corn? Alfalfa? Hay?
Not in late winter.
Snow, then. Our biggest crop. Unfortunately, not a cash crop.
It is a cash crop in Hollywood though.
Not that kind of snow.
Touchdown Jesus burned, did you hear? Struck by lightning.
Cali can be quite boring to drive in places. Sure the coastal areas are fun, but everytime I go to visit my parents it means driving across the desert. And damn is that place boring. Even worse, there’s tons of traffic as everybody’s driving to f***ing Vegas.
Good old I-15. The only road in the world where you can be 50 miles from nowhere and still be stuck in traffic.
Eastern Canada is wonderful to drive through. Little fishing villages, mountain roads, relatively modern cities and towns. Nothing better then hopping on the bike and going for a tour, I love my corner of the world.
Didn’t they already do an idiot on a donkey?
WIN! for the man hahaha
Old video , I think its fake
Faaaaaaaaake
A wild thief appears!
It’s super effective.
You’d have to be real dumb to steal a car while being videotaped doing it. That doesn’t mean it isn’t real though.
I remember a Fox video where a guy stole the mic of the lady reporting.
Hah…little did he know that she’d pulled a fast one on him and it was really the pepper mill!
Wait a minute…I thought we are on Fail-Blog? I mean…it’s not about smart people, is it?
As opposed to a domesticated thief?
“Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Come on man! I’m sitting on the back of my crappy car, acting like a douche!”
Actually i thought he hit himself in the balls, hence the “ow ow ow”. XD
totally fake, you can tell from the bad acting
I think that’s just him being a douchebag. I actually laughed out loud when he starts busting some moves. You know, right before he falls from the car!
Does his skull catch on fire?
Not until he is struck with the phallic shaped overpass, but then it was like dragging a match along the striker.
F & G
Funny & Gargantuan?
Fermenting & Gassing?
Fast & Green
Fabulously Gorgeous?
Fire & Grass-skirts?
Flaming gonads?
Fred & Greg?
How did you know their names?
I Freaking Guessed?
You’re Fooking Good!
I’m glad to see there’s no *FOOM!* & gloom here today!
I ♥ your new look DW!!!!
You’re both looking pretty good. For breathers, that is. All colorful and stuff.
8)
Fanks!! Fluffy made it for me.
*pirouettes*
And it doesn’t even make my butt look big!
Feta & Gouda!
Mmmm – cheesy….
Hmm… grad school is starting to look more affordable…
Nothing is more expensive than ignorance … except for stupidity.
Someone stealing a car when he knows he’s on video, and with 2 witnesses? Right.
*considers taking a shot*
Hmmm….
It’s not repetitive enough yet. Don’t jump the gun.
Jump the car instead.
*does a jump shot*
I’d rather jump Mr B.
Does he have an AM-FM radio on board?
Only a CD player.
Oooh! Shiny!
You cannot steal Mr B’s shiny. For the love of gawd LCB!
Heeeeeeee!!!!
I can’t just take it out to look at it in the light?
Well, doesn’t look like Ms B minds.
*offers a flashlight*
Well, as long as she tips me a commission…
Congratulation from on your graduation from streaker to pimp.
Is there a place where employees can complain? She is working us too hard.
Quit yer whining and get back to work!
Yes boss.
Yeesh, and Gracie and I get labelled alcoholics.
We’re not alcoholics. It’s clear that we were substantially affected by alcohol.
Right, and as long as none of you tried to stab a telephone pole, you’re fine.
No, but I did shoot somebody in the @$$ with a BB gun. Then I tazed another guy. Then I shot someone else with a paintball gun. Threw limes, empty bottles, shot glasses…
Sounds like I missed one heck of a party.
This is real life, not CSI. We can’t enhance a crappy phone-cam video and get his face on it. Two idiot teenage witnesses? The one was busy falling off the back of his car and the other. The other? So what, he’s still a teenage idiot.
It’s probably fake, but that doesn’t mean someone wouldn’t see a golden opportunity and go for it… personally if it’s real (which I do doubt) I give the thief major props. He gave those two morons what they deserved. The saying pride goeth before a fall was never more true.
and if i was a cop and these two idiots came to me on getting the car back… well i’d take my sweet ass time doing so..
If they brought this case to me, my reactions would be (in order):
1. Laugh my fool head off.
2. Laugh some more.
3. Charge the kids with reckless driving, reckless endangerment and threatening the life of an officer (from laughing so hard). Maybe make up some more charges later when I stopped laughing so hard at them.
4. Toss them in county lockup for the night, process them very slowly.
5. When the parents arrive to bail the kids out, toss them in lockup for urinating in the gene pool.
Notice I would not waste even one moment contemplating searching for this “lost vehicle”. Consider that it’s not stolen when you give it to someone like that.
well, when opportunity knocks…
… make knackwurst?
…and eat it with bannocks?
Did he died?
Ah the stupidity of youth. No wonder I don’t ever wish to be young again.
If you were young, you might be able to spot how fake this video is.
Is it just me, or did the camera operator totally sound like Keanu Reeves?
It was just you.
Did you mean the Keanu Reeves that was all like “Whoa” in Johnny Mnemonic, or the Keanu Reeves that was all like “Whoa” in Speed, or the Keanu Reeves that was all like “Whoa” in the Matrix trilogy?
Yes.
give him a break, he didn’t write the script. it was only once or twice in the whole movie (probably except bill and ted) besides how many times have you said “whoa”?
wyld stallyns to the rescue!!!
ahhhh his dignity and money are now down in the toilet
One must possess dignity in the first place to lose it!
hahahahhahahahaha those kids deserved their car getting stolen
I don´t understand what they wanted to do. So he´s sitting on the trunk of a car that´s headding towards the neighbor´s house and his friend is filming him. So, what is supposed to happen next?
You don’t understand it because you are not a flipping moron. If you were a flipping moron, it would make perfect sense.
What about if you were a flopping moron?
Or a flip-flopping Mormon, then what?
We call those Jack Mormons. Silly.
Nope, you must be a FLIPping moron so you can flip off the back of the car as it speeds away.
What does top fuel funny cars have to do with this?
*squeeze*
LOL cuz he was black.
*dusts off personalized pink sparkly bat*
*takes a stance*
FORE!
*THWACK!*
*watches as troll’s empty head flies into distance*
Maybe they can use it for the next soccer (oops, I mean football!) game!!
Not a bad idea, Karen.
Say g’night, Gracie; wearing “I ♥ AA and AE” shirt with pride, member of the “Dragon Appreciation Club”
just out of curiosity… does AA stand for `All Allies` AE for `All Enemies`? mr dragonmaster?
I only have some.
But they’re quite vocal about it.
I could care. But…well… naaah.
And that’s why the rest of us love you.
*squeeze!*
*squeeze back*
“mr dragonmaster”??
Sometimes you just have to consider the source.
Speaking of which, I haven’t seen your supplicant lately, AE. Suppose he’s been banished, err, busted?
Sorry, but: Who?
Your trollish fan. The one who used to throw himself at you with various names, begging for your notice.
Aaaah, that one! Haven’t been stalked by him in a while. Maybe I became boring?
Never.
Heh–as if you could ever be boring! Trolls have no staying power. When it ceases to be fun and becomes work, they give up!
*squeeeeeeeze*
Hehehe.
*doublesqueeze*
Comprehension fail.
AA is Admiral Apparent, AE is Arthur Eld. Two of my awesome friends.
It’s awesome to be your friend!
*squeeze*
*drags stereo from the grave*
*cranks volume, pushes play*
*
safety**Queen’s Another One Bites The Dust plays – loudly*
*250 million zombies erupt from the ground*
*zombie hoard disco dances*
*hoard gestures to the ceiling*
*hoard gestures to the floor*
*hoard gestures to the ceiling*
*hoard gestures to the floor*
*hoard keeps dancing, shuffling around headless troll body*
*hoard pounces*
*shredded clothes and body parts fly through the air*
*hoard continues dancing to their graves*
*by the time the song ends, only footprints remain*
*applauds hoard*
*squeezes ZA*
Thanks for help with the clean-up.
fake
real clip fail
*runs in, leaves big pile of squeezes*
I hope everyone’s having a good week!
*climbs in car and drives off*
Who was that masked puppy?
Hope Scott left hugs and not … never mind.
He said ‘big pile of squeezes’, not ‘squeezes big pile’.
karen must be new. Hehe.
Isn’t it funny how a slight redecoration of a sentence can totally change its meaning?
I dunno but I am taking a few of these…
*grabs as many GS squeezes as she can carry*
*grabs a few squeezes as well*
*leaves some for GS’s return*
YAY!! SCOTTY!!
*takes a squeeze*
*leaves some *ska-WEEEZE-es* in return*
*…and also some drinkies*
*sets up a stand with an array of LCBWare™®©¢ß products*
You guys should try one of these SqueezeKeepersÞ! They keep your squeezes fresh-squeezed until you are ready to use them! Never again will you seize a stale squeeze.
Are they shiny?
Do they come in purple and teal with paisley print? I want to coordinate.
But of course! We have designs to match any décor, inside or out, above ground or not quite so much above ground, actually.
Would I sell something that wasn’t available in shiny? I submit to you that I would not.
This is true.
Just remember to hide it when she’s around, or she’ll have to sell it to you again.
Shhh, Mel! You’re going to ruin my repeat-customer percentages.
Shouldn’t you be selling all-shiny, all the time, then?
Almost got taken by one cute kitteh but saved by another.
*puts $ back in wallet*
*calls poice on LCB*
*pushes a button on the merchandise stand*
*stand transforms itself into a briefcase with a ZWIIIP THWACK TWONK*
*picks up briefcase*
*flees the jurisdiction*
*takes a squeeze*
*pockets for when she reeeeaaally needs it*
*blows kisses in Scott’s general direction*
*takes a squeeze, leaves a bunch of squeezies*
I love that puppy! : D
“Don’t warry, i got the plate’s number!!”
Cool, give it a call let’s see if it answers!
*giggles*
Ask it if its refrigerator is running!
*applauds*
Author! Author!
what a looser
)
Looser than what?
A sheep’s rear when Arthur’s done with them?
OMG!!!
*won’t admit she laughed*
Dammit, I keep telling him….LOOSING IS NOT A OPTION!
Who you gonna call? Ghost… Triple A.
old
Woohoo, ZA!
*clappity clappity clappity floofee paws*
How lovely of the pedestrian to rescue the car. I’m sure the car didn’t deserve the shabby treatment it was given by Mr TS.
Gangstas, they always will fail.
FAKE
ahahahahhaha
hah classic
huh antique
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE!
*rubs ears*
*doesn’t say whose*
Ooooooooooh!!!!
*giggles*
That tickles!
His dad will beat him down
I say WIN for the other guy.
I live for these video fails and ZA’s accounts!
*cheers and blows kisses*
Well it was a black guy so it could have been real.
*hefts personalized pink sparkly bat*
*takes a stance*
*THWACK!*
*troll’s head explodes, spraying excrement everywhere*
Wow, you are on a
today.
I’ll take that as a compliment.
*uses ShamWow™ to clean bat*
It was meant to be.
*squeeze*
Gracie!! You are totally awesome. Thanks for taking care of the hate trolls!
*squeeeeeze*
Brava!
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE. just like most of the things on this website.
Including you.
He’s not just a jon, but he’s meltin.
Pffftttt! Setup.
FAKE
SUPER FAKE
And he was BLACK ! I’m juz sayn’
did anybody notice the guy stealing the car was black lololl i bet he got pissed off with the whole “gangster” thing ^^
Well it could be fake but yeah maybe the black guy got pissed off at his neighbour for playing gangster and thought he will pull a prank on him that will teach him a lesson.
Either way its funny.
If I saw a guy doing that I’d probably jump in the car too. Take it just far enough away, then abandon it, locking the keys inside, with a note saying, “I hope you learned your lesson, you putz!”
Serves them right for being douche waffles.
Douche waffles? You can’t think of anything better than that? I mean the Urban Dictionary entry for that wasn’t even offensive!
Uploader FAIL!
You have to be a retarded idiot to not know it’s FAKE!!!!!
It’s so damn obviuos from the very beginning, that it’s nothing but acting.
this is most likely fake
Thisis an epic ghost ride fail!!!!lol
This video was shown on Smash Cuts, where it was proven to be false.
These guys staged the whole thing.
Take this down. It’s not real.
Black stealing from White makes it a hate crime.
Its most likely but it its still funny to think that somewhere in the world this has probably happened.
Wiggers get what wiggers deserve.
post length fail
Failblog standards fail.
meme bandwagon jumping fail
obvious fake detection system fail
who crapped in my cheezburger fail
making me post this again fail
SHOULDA HAD A V8…
One stole my bike too
Fake.
as the great ray william johnson says, “FAKE AND GAY.”
fake
The car is a POS and not worth stealing, but how much for the vintage “Vanilla Ice” tape in the AM/FM?
fake theft is fake
saw this vid 10 years ago
fake and gay
fake who would take such a p.o.s
WIN!!!
… although it may be fake… wayne. ^^
FAKE!!! Again!
STAGED!
That’s why you don’t ghost-ride when there’s spooks around! LOL
I’d say that was a win.
and the idiot was not
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
Fake-sauce.
I can’t tell you how much I hope this is real. I have seen jackasses do similar stunts, and this is the outcome that I wish for (either that, or for them to get run over by their own car). This is clearly an EPIC WIN.
That offends me.
Aaw, man that’s unfortunate XD
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake
This is exactly; 1 I hate black people and 2 I don’t trust anyone that has darker skin than me.
Which is probably most people, seeing as how you are more then likely a basement dweller. Go back to reading your twilight books and spanking it to edward or which ever “team” you’re on.
The white guy shows us his version of “drive it like you stole it” The black guy shows him how its done
Definitely not fake. You gotta see the entire video to understand it. Tell FB to post the whole thing. It’s like 3 minutes long, though.
FAKE
The car might be easier to find if every single house didn’t look the same . . .
LOOL!
This is an epic WIN!
ROFL!
°waves°
bai bai car ;_;
The guy that stole the car was racist being all black and prototypical and stuff.
White kids are NOT Hyphy!!
I think “Failure in communications” is right. Hundreds of comments and most are not even related to the video. Way to fail on a fail site folks. Keep up the good work.
not really
100% Deserved.
That car did’t have any pancake mix in there
FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE
I see the man who took the car is black, hmm…
As any truth seeing troll would know…. FAKE AND GAY!
See an opportunity, And take it
And black people wonder why white people are afriad some black guy is going to steal their ****… plus he stole it right in front of them! Either the black guy had the balls to do that or it was staged. Seems to be real though… but I am not completely convinced its real. And why didn’t the cameraman put down the camera and get in front of the car or something else to stop him!? Was he afraid of a black guy case then these white gangsters are just posers ha ha.
LOL obviously that dude was black
FAKE:NO
GAY:YES
Damn n1gger.
when you see a black guy coming your way, cross the street.
you’re not been racist, you’re been careful.
damn blacks, they all criminals
a black guy stole it what a surprise.
Ghost Ride FAIL? Or Auto Theft WIN?
AWESOOME!!!!!!
ROFL!
And let the racist stereotypes begin.
FAKE AND GAY!!!! =3
FAIL!
WHY WASN’T THIS #1?!?!?
“Video not available” ….. :/
A wild Skinny White Guy appears.
Skinny Black Guy uses carjack.
It’s super effective!
Better get your mom’s car back..
I usually disapprove stealing cars, but this guy deserved it.
This can’t be real!! hahahahah
this fails. epicly.
STAGED!!!!!!!!!!
They make a fake cideo and had to use a their black friend. Nice. LOL