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At least they’re happy to see him go.
It’s better than seeing him coming… back.
All sex offenders get a party!
Little known fact, but it’s true! lol
THE POPE
You can be the president; I’d rather be the pope
*wipes*
*sanitises*
Why would they give him a trophy?
It was part of the deal, they give him a trophy and he leaves. He always expressed his desire for one.
Interesting… Do you think this plan would work in other situations? If you want someone to go away, just hand them a trophy.
Material possessions can have such a strong effect on some.
Material things I know, or feel, or see. All else is immaterial to me.
give osama bin laden a trophy, then he will let s hang him in his toes, while picking on his eyeballs with needles
Voted best sex offender in town.
The runner up must be happy to see him leave, talk about failing upward.
That’s the only way to reach the top for some.
Getting a trophy is more than I long for.
I cannot picture a better way to be kicked out.
It’s not exactly the angry mob I’d pictured…
What you can’t tell from the picture is that they’re yelling “To the volcano!!!”
*hands out pitch forks*
*lights torches*
Anyone coming to the castle?
*Takes pitch fork*
*Heads towards castle twirling the pitch fork*
*Grabs her tea and heads out with .~MM~. and K@*
Eh, can we drive? It’s a long way up there.
*SNORK*
Valium has that effect on people.
or the Rohypnol he slipped in their drinks.
FIRST!
damn you you were quicker
*Gives Firster a trophy*
Did it work?
*looks around*
*doesn’t see Lelle*
I think it may have!
Yay! I now won’t have to give them anymore spam.
I’m back. Problem not solved
Fantastic
Second.
And he must of been the best! Look at the size of that trophy!
And he filled it up all by himself! They didn’t think he could do it.
What a joyous expression.
They’re very protective about their offender and are going to put him in secretion.
I think I may be having a crisis about that!
He’s just too good a sex offender to stay in such a small town. Time to move up to the big leagues.
government
They have a different name once they get into government.
Senator?
I guess he is a free agent… another town is signing him.
They offered him a big signing bone-us.
Just goes to show that no-one in America bothers to look closer at the screen.
SHADDUP!
*thwacks with a limp haddock*
We can see it – we’re just trying to have fun here! Now, either join in, or be hoisted up upon an angry mob’s shoulders and ride out of town!
*gets confetti and vuvuzela and joins the angry mob*
*didn’t look at the screen*
*didn’t look at the comments*
*is just looking for a drink*
Here, have some rum.
Why are you providing alcohol to Ms B?
So I can sneak it to you?
Oooooooooooooooh!
*looks @ teatime*
Carry on please.
*squeeze Ms B for her thoughtfulness*
Here is some martinis
*hands out glasses and olives*
Read the small header (it’s brown). It says Europe’s best-(something) newspaper 2008.
Ironically, I think it says “Europe’s best-designed newspaper 2008″…
I thought it said Europes Best Damned Newspaper
I was gonna point that out! maybe that’s what the trophy is for.
And there was much rejoicing.
wonder if the position he left is still available, i might send an application
damn you you were quicker
That’s what she said.
Hey, I’ve been to Westport with my School (I’m French) a few month ago. It was a so quiet city… I now understand why that boy… OMG !
I drive by it every day.
*nods*
his going away party!
One does not just walk out of Westport.
*rofl*
fastest gun in the west
portThis must be before the tar and feathers…
don’t encourage him
Do i read MAYO News? wtf? delivering the FAT TRUTH.
Mayo’s a county in Ireland ^^
tis where i live !!!!!
putting the sensual back into nonconsentual
That’s an interesting scent.
it’s a mixture of lavender and chloroform
Eau de Creep?
It puts the toilet in Eau de Toilet.
well it is Ireland I suppose
see out like 3d
Nope. Can’t do it. Boycotting this fail.
i see what u did there
I’d call that a celebration win
Where is the layout fail. There is line clearly separating the two stories.
omg omg omg thats my local newspaper hahahahaha its an irish one and its like a local one lol
and i live in westport
LMAO! Is this how he exited? Somebody probably got sued over this!
Maybe this is how he got excited.
But he’s a very gooood sex offender.
What is with our country and bad newspaper layouts??
Dats nuthin my rape trophy is twice the size.
If you read the footage of the picture, it has nothing to do with the sex offender… IT’S ABOUT AMUSIC AWARD!!!!!
And I liked this fail so much… turns out this FAIL is a FAIL
Dats nuthin my rape trophy is twice the size.
That is a joke.
http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2009/1219/breaking23.html isn’t. People in the west of Ireland are strange.
this newspaper is from ireland. Coincidence?
When I sent it in I put “Cultural Attitudes Fail” rather than “Page Layout Fail” Guess they must have changed it.
Photo and Headline are unrelated, all of you FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and Doug is cool!
Westport! Where sex offenders are treated like Dorothy in the wizard of oz.
Interesting… Do you think this plan would work in other situations? If you want someone to go away, just hand them a trophy.
fail!
THE TOWN I LIVE IN IS WESTPORT!!!!! ITS IN CONNECTICUT WTF!!!!! WHERE IS THIS ARTICLE I FEEL A NEED TO READ IT!!!!!
*grabs a martini and joins angry mob singing “Hit the road Jack!”*
Love a good farewell to the sex offender party!
YAAAAAAAA first prize goes to
i couldn’t help but notice that that newspaper is called the “Mayo News”……
Its photo shopped horriby! 1.) you can see the trophy stick out from the top of the photo. 2.) the picture doesnt curve down at the fold but the paper does
Lol i mean horribly
its clearly not photo shopped if you read it the picture is unrelated. YOU FAIL!!!
Wait, is that Westport “Washington”………dear god.
I actually know the guy who edited that front page
He has a wicked sense of humor, so I’m not suprised….some things run in families
DDD
haha im from there,its only funny on this website, wasnt that funny when he came to town for all two days he was there,
Hey, it’s a great idea. When someone, whom you really want gone, finaly leaves, throw them a party. It’s a reason for celebration.
Actually, it’s Westport in Mayo..
lovely rural town in the west of ireland…!
http://www.mayo-ireland.ie/Mayo/Towns/WestPort/
Thatsz the best on failblog.
Roman Polanski gets his Hollywood sendoff!