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Ur so cool, please scratch my belly?
Skeleton don’t have a belly.
scratch his bone
I’d do more than scratch it . . .
You’ve replied to a troll that can’t master sentence structure, capitalization, punctuation or correct spelling, yet you think it can find your belly?
Haha, very well put and so true! I’m glad I’m not the only one who feels that way!
Skeletons do not have a belly!
Thanks for that captin obvious; there was me thinking skeletons had just as much flesh as the rest of us
they usually do, just not before they’re dead…
lol
That is hard to believe.
Some people don’t like friction burns.
How rough is your hand??
Not using enough Baconlube?
♪ Slow down, you move too fast. You got to make the moment last. ♪
Hours at a time is a lot of back and forth motion, would cost a fortune to have that much baconlube all the time!
That’s why I bought stock in the company.
Was that the first version of “How deep is your love”?
That and, “How tight is your grip?”
Yay Gracie!!!
*releases the balloons*
CONGRATULATIONS GRACIE!!! WOOOO HUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
*wheels in stainless confetti cannon*
*overfills it with colorful balloon shaped confetti*
*
safety**light fuse and dives for cover*
KA-BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!
*registers 5.0 on the Richter Scale*
*confetti falls all day like descending hot air balloons*
*assures everyone the ringing will end soon*
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
I SAID CONGRATS GRACIE!!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
*watches the pretty balloons fly by
Congrats Gracie
*squeezes the failpeeps before she disappears again
*squeezy-squeeze!*
Don’t disappear!! We’re having birthday cake soon.
*sits down comfortably at the table, fork and plate in hand*
*just sits down at the table*
*puts birthday cake on table*
Hey…it’s someone’s birthday SOMEwhere, right?
Is there ice cream to go with it?
YAY, Gracie!!
*butterysqueezes*
Ummm cake
*drools like homer simpson*
What about tacos?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I SAID, WHAT ABOUT TACOS?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*Composes “powering-the-fail” song on vuvuzela*
Just kidding, I like y’all too much.
Congrats Gracie!
Congrats Gracie!
*Puts hat on balloon*
Yay Gracie!!!
*puts balloon on head*
*is on Fluffy’s head*
*starts bubble machine*
Congratulations, Gracie, m’dear!
*looks innocent*
Which time?
Does it matter?
*squeeze!*
Woopwoop Gracie!
Hehehe, just before the ‘power’ came up, I was desperately hoping it would be something from Granny.
Hee! He has a lot of them that would have gone with it!
WOOTY-WOOT GRACIE!!!
Tsk. It posted before I could bring out the champagne!
*glares at blogmonster*
*opens a new crate of champagne*
*shoots a stern look at Leila*
Save some for Gracie!
*swipes a bottle of champagne before Leila can get them all*
*squeezes her favorite Dragon*
Congrats!
*squeeze*
Congratulations Gracie!
What do they think is happening behind that closed door?
Video games.
Homework. Yeah, that’s the ticket!
Learning to play the Vuvuzela?
And subsequently blowing too hard?
Videogames: $70
Pencil, paper, pen and liquid paper for your homework: $15
Vuvuzela: $8
Blowing too hard on it and not speaking for months: Priceless
♪ Take the porsche, take the kids ♪
Take the stocks, baby, take the rugs
Take those roses from my poor heart wilting
But, please, please, hey, please, leave me my red joystick♪
Your joystick it red?
Not enough BaconLube maybe?
Resistance is futile.
The survey LIES!!!
So, you object?
Absolutely!
Overruled. You are not an object.
How is this fail?
I agree, Shmoe, this is a WIN. Unless the fail is that only 2 people gave what is obviously the best answer.
buba® does not understand.
Hours at a time? And I thought it was tough to get any bathroom time with two teenage girls living in the house.
Pssssst…Marius….
Gasp! Not my girls. They are pure as the driven snow.
*Squeezy Squeezes ya both*
*squeezies*
My hubby is in denial about the whole kids having sex thing.
I’ll never forget the first time my daughter told us she was sleeping over her boyfriends house after a concert. I said if she was too tired to drive I could pick her up and bring her home. My wife said I was embarrassing myself.
Never! I would have done the same thing Marius. I’ve been accused of being over protective. Oh well … sue me.
My mother tried to be overprotective. I had…fun anyway. And now I’m counting the years until it’s my turn *dread*.
Sue Yoo?
Wait…Leila…isn’t your daughter married???
Um…
What point are you trying to make DW?
Yes she is! I have a sickness okay? Am I excused?
No, no…it’s not that. My mum is like that with me, too. It’s a mum thing.
I was just thinking it was a tad odd to be in denial about your kids having sex when they’re…well…married!
I was married, divorced, had a live in significant other for a while and I suspect that my mom still doesn’t think I’ve ever had sex. Like, way more seriously than should be possible.
Perhaps they’re married in name only?
Oh, I thought you meant the over-protective thing DW. Hehe!!!
My hubby is ultra conservative and would just wish to wither and die before he can admit that the kids are bumping uglies. I don’t know what his deal is. It kinda makes my skin crawl to know but I at least am more accepting … a little.
I thought Moms and Dads were supposed to remain blissfully unaware of such things.
I know my daughter would never think of such things.
Thankfully mine still think sex is ebil. I encourage them to keep that view for as long as possible. They’re eleven and nine.
Mine, too, Gracie! My twins watched “the video” at school this year…let’s just say they were mortified. My daughter asked me, quote: “Mom, did you have sex with Dad?” After my answer, she responded with, “GROSS!!!”
‘Nuff said…now if I could get my 13 year old OFF the subject…
*sigh*
Can’t win ‘em all…
Buy your daughter a pony and you can put off her interest in boys for a few years.
No, you were embarrassing her. Good work.
Thats an honesty win.
I’ve often wondered who it is they survey for their answers.
I’ve long ago become convinced they only survey passing transients who are willing to fill out the survey for some crack.
At least in the case of the original Family Feud, for the most part they just surveyed the studio audience.
Note that our two answers do not necessarily conflict.
Duly noted.
I think I saw that guy on “To catch a predator” season 2
No, but you saw him on TV. Sitting next to Phil Jackson on the Lakers’ bench. That’s current Lakers assistant coach and possible future Cavs head coach Brian Shaw.
Girls do that as often as boys
Whoever denies that, either has no girlfriend or has one but she came from Amish Land
or is a muslim raised girl
yes
my girlfriend
Oh dear…
Another reason to celebrate — WN on FB2!!!!
*gulps champagne*
Yeah, I saw under the suggestion list. Cool!
*shakes bootie*
*doesn’t say whose*
*squeeze bG*
*feels violent shaking*
*falls to ground dizzily*
What da heck?!?!?
*giggles helplessly*
*stifles laughter*
Ooopsy?
I literally cannot stop laughing at the mental image of Leila shaking Judy’s booty.
I literally cannot stop laughing at the mental !mage of Leila shaking Judy’s booty.
Hours at a time? Damn, talk about stamina.
Bad luck with your boyfriends?
If you’re looking for the HDDescription of today’s video, punch the zombie moderator in the gut. Really hard. I have no idea why he’s holding my comment, I’m pretty sure I didn’t use the ‘i’ word in it. Oops, on second glance I see that I did use it. Sorry.
*tenderizes zombie moderators intestines a little*
I’d repost it, but I presume he’ll let it go eventually. It was a lot for him to swallow.
*tenderizes zombie moderators intestines some more*
this survey must have been taken BH..
(before Handzoff)..
“The more I chew the less I screw” ™
Is it still screwing when it’s a solo adventure?
Yeah, cuz you are screwing youself from finding someone you could be screwing. Wait…
Depends on the technique in question…
or perhaps a better Handzoff slogan would be…
“The more gum i taste, the less cum i waste” ™
♫
Always look on the briiiiiight side of life
♫
*starts whistling*
O man ZA.. after all of that I hate to be the one that does thisss….
but, when Louie Anderson asks “Name something you need if you want to dress up like a cat for Halloween”
The contestant responds “a mask”
-esshh other than that tho, a pristine play-by-play.. especially the raw comment
No worries, I’ve never pretended to be perfect. But I’d like to point out that if I got that part right I’d have trouble making a joke about his experiences.
Unless everyone agrees he has had experience dressing as a cat for Halloween. But to me he looks more like someone who dresses like Master Bates. Or maybe the kind who would hang a potato from his belt buckle for the role of dictator.
The vicar says we’re out of potatoes. He looked uncomfortable about it.
No way, total win.
was that brian shaw?
Imma let you finish, but Richard Dawson had the best Family Feud answer fail of ALL TIME! (click link above for YouTube goodness)
Contrary to my policy of “noclicky!!!”, I clicked. And subsequently laughed so hard, I got a hairy eyeball here at work. But it’s hilarious!
Oh, that was good. Thanks for breaking your rule and letting me know it was safe!
he just figured out the situation….
time to FAP now
It isn’t so strange that only 2 people thought the same. After all, as specifically stated: “hours at a time”. Normal teenage boys need only a minute at most. The only ones requiring hours are the ones with an erectile dysfunction, which is barely the case with teenage boys.
So what you’re saying is if it takes over 4 hours you should go see your doctor?
Yeah. It shouldn’t take 4 hours, right (unless you either have an erectile dysfunction, or you have brain damage so you can’t do the obvious things like thinking about good things)? Or does maturbating really take 4 hours?
It could if it was detachable and you lost it, then found someone selling it on a street corner for $22. I mean it takes time to talk him down to $17.
it’s a WIN!
Broken? It won’t come up on Firefox for some reason.
It’s a win!
I saw it cuming.
I had my own Family Feud Fail on Facebook…
Question: Name a place where a woman would hate to have her husband be when she went into labor. I typed in “Business Trip”. It gave me credit for that answer saying it matched answer #4 on the board, which was “At a Strip Club”
Fail for the score, but WIN for honesty.
Wow, so that’s Louie Anderson. From that cartoon I used to watch as a kid.
The fact is, they CAN’T do it for hours.. They want to…
Yeah, I saw under the suggestion list. Cool!
I think its a win instead of a fail =D
Tired of your boys spanking the money for hours at a time? Then all you need is this!
http://failblog.org/2010/06/28/epic-fail-photos-gum-fail/
That’s more of a WIN
win!
this is in no way a fail.
to quote the viagra commercial: “notify your doctor is you experience erection lasting more than four hours”
Stop posting videos on funnyordie! It sucks to make your fans watch a commercial before every 30 second video clip!
this is a win!
The fact that only 2 people supported his answer reminds me of the “statistic” (in quotes because I’ve only heard it from other people and never seen the research myself) that 98% of all men masturbate but less than 5% admit it.
This should be a WIN!!!
This is a WIN
Why would he say that??/
a win for sure
thats what she said