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Hopefully now everybody is afraid
Haha seriously! I’d seen this before, but it’s still just as funny.
Maybe this’ll quiet down the vuvuzela-ing, yes?
I fear that those goddamn things won’t disappear that easily.
Thanks South Africa.
They were very popular around here (East coast Hockey) until some folks decided they could use them as weapons. Kinda took the wind out of their sales.
I asked GCF to actually use one as a weapon when he was seeing a game. Apparently he didn’t. :[
Maybe GCF’s idea of a weapon resulted in an arrest for public indecency.
*snorkgiggle*
He drew his naked weapon?
hush hush lady.
She can blow on my vuvuzela any day! *wink*
A golden thought.
Id hope it stops couldnt get that much sleep last night wiht all of the buzzing in my ears.
She deserved it.
Yes, for not learning how to blow down a Vuvuzela. It works like a brass instrument, not a blow pipe.
I suspect she has no experience with brass instruments.
How about bass instruments?
At least she got a nice picture from it.
Am I the only pervert here who suspects something other than a vuvuzela may be responsible for her throat injury?
Not ONLY for that, but also, yeah
The woman insisted she had not been playing a sex game.
I did not let that woman blow my Vuvuzuela.
Go baby!
Your blowing it tooo HARD!!!
LET GO!!!
It’s not a tuba!
I’m ripping my windpipe, how can you complain?
“Blowing it as hard as I could when my throat suddenly started to hurt”
I would love to see her blow my Vuvuzuela
Now I will never play a vuvuzela again!
It sounds like some good has come out of her misfortune.
theres nothing vuvuzelas cant ruin
That’s what happens when you get too horny.
I was thinking long and hard, but I couldn’t Trump-et that joke..
I find it’s best to piccolo common denominator and play with it.
Thats the kind of advice only a bassoon would give..
‘^
I think I’m being two-timed.
*Checks recorder*
Seems like you have oboe to pick.
Not really, that would be a wood-win(d).
Are you telling us you need sax?
Trumpet my personal problems from the rooftops, why don’t ya.
Next time just try a tuba Baconlube. It might help with your sax problems.
Will it help with my trombone slide?
Depends, are you having problems with your pianist?
i heard that umBONGO is a nice cool drink
Aw, cheer up B. I’m sure you’ll think of one (bas)soon.
I hope you don’t mind me chiming in, but, I play the French Horn and other brass instruments and I simply can’t imagine hurting my throat that way!
Now I have done enough screaming at a ballgame to hurt my throat. . .
I guess she’s been blowing the wrong whistle?
She should stick to makin’ me sammiches
Rookie
Shouldn’t attempt something like this without proper training hours put in.
Do you teach?
B ‘likes this’ comment made by .~MM~.
but is at work, so he tears into his fresh pack of Handzoff gum..
I give private lessons.
*gives card to Mer*
*Gives B a coupon Buy 2 get 1 free*
do i get something? i was in the World Cup (JK)
*gives coupon for Handzoff gum*
not funny.
*stuffs card into her bra*
I’ll call you
Sometimes, it’s all you can do when you have no rhythm.
*Curses not hitting the correct reply button*
*clears throat*
♫Rhythm is a dancer♫
♪ I got rhythm . . . .Who could ask for anything more? ♪
*Puts on cheerleader outfit*
“Ready! OK!”
“We goth the rhythm the rhythm”
*jumps*
*Gets dressed in black*
♪ A jumpy rhythm makes you feel so fine. It’ll shake all the troubles from your worried mind. ♪
♫Just put on the phones and let the rhythm tell your heart what to do♪
*Goes with a Holiday spirit*
♪ Everywhere you go trumpets are blarin’. Drums and saxophones rip and tearin’. Everybody you meet is rarin’. Spreadin’ rhythm around. ♪
*Does backflip*
“Stomp and shake it!
Failblog fans (clap)
We wanna see (clap) you
Stomp and shake it (clap)
Stomp and shake it!”
♪ Shake, rattle and roll! ♪
Remember the 5 D’s of Dodgeball
“Dodge”, “Duck”, “Dip”, “Dive”, and…”Dodge”.
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
Who are you callin’ a wench?
*Switches team uniforms*
*Puts on wench uniform*
*Serves Ale*
Maybe she should start with a 6in horn, instead of jumping all the way to 3ft… just sayinn
So… size matters?
That’s the long and the short of it.
The screenshot cuts out the best part of the story. She’s talking about seeing the doctor. The doctor says “What were you doing?” and she replies “I was just blowing!” The doctor says “I think you’re doing it wrong.” Or at least, that’s how she claims it went down
♫Rhythm is a dancer♫
*Gives MM a lift*
*Dangles*
*Tucks and rolls*
*rolls and butters*
Yum
Buttered rolls!!
I can Has one?
*sides with the salad*
Clearly the fail is not that she burst her wind pipe while blowing down her vuvuzela – but that she went on to pose for a news article about it! _¦:-)
I think most of us would be unable to speak or eat for two days after blowing a three foot horn.
*checks the phonebook*
FINALLY! WOOHOOO! Mr. Blatter, did you hear that? Vuvuzelas are dangerous! Ban them! BAAAAAANNN THEM!!!!!
And all this time I thought it was just me that hated them.
In the beginning I assumed it was a bad audio feed on the TV.
I’ve yet to meet anyone who doesn’t hate them.
He can’t hear you for the droning noise. You’ll have to speak up.
To be quite honest, I would prefer he worked on incorporating video replay into the game first. It is sad that all of that noise is blinding the refs.
They’ll probably only manage a half-assed solution. They’ll give the refs some earplugs and hope that they can see better.
*snork!*
But seriously, what’s up with the refs in this tournament? Horrible decisions in almost every match. By now I’m surprised when there’s no idiotic decision.
Maybe this will be the year that embarrasses them into video replay. Blown calls happen, it’s a fact in any sport, but constant choking on whistles can damage the reputation of the league. I mean seriously, who wants a match to be decided by a myopic ref?
The Fifa seems to belive that the world as we know it will end as soon as there’s a goal cam or similar changes. God (read: Blatter) only knows why.
I know. It’s incredible how the “purity of the sport” can be used in this instance but it is okay to use what amounts to a hard beach ball during the matches. One of the only things the US had going for them was our excellent goal keeper’s hands. Now every shot floats around in the air. :[
Excellent set of hands??
I read this before already, but I’m still wondering: how the hell can you burst your windpipe by blowing on a vuvuzela? Yes, because she blows too hard, but I’m still amazed how she managed to burst her windpipe that way.
vuvuzela win!
does it say at the bottom of the article that the doctor took a look and laughed?
Yea, thats what I heard, too. I think it’s kinda FAIL to put the Failblog Logo over the funniest part of the article.
I guess a blow job is out of the question?
*giggles childishly*
She blew and went down!
♫I’m goin’ down…I’m goin’ down♫
… so hard that she hurt her throat!
Stupid. You’re not supposed to literally blow down there!
Nah…that wasn’t what REALLY happened. She was, in fact, blowing too hard…but it wasn’t on the vuvuzela everybody’s thinking about. She was “blowing” my giant “vuvuzela” and I stuck it too far down her throat when I blew my creamy, warm load. It fractured her larynx. Sorry about that, chick.
…and then you woke up to a thumb-sized boner.
You give him far too much credit.
*pulls out extra-strength microscope*
Hmmm, I don’t see it yet.
That’s ’cause you look for familiar patterns. Keep an open mind, don’t immediately assume something is an abscess just because it’s disgusting.
Blowing your own horn fail. You’re doing it wrong.
*Grabs ZA’s horn*
*BLOWS*
He may want that back when you’re done.
*Wraps in plastic*
*Goes to customer service desk….Returns*
*click*
Oh come on. This is NOT the first vuvuzela related injury. I am sure there are several cases of vuvuzelas ‘accidentally’ getting stuck in body cavities not usually used for blowing.
The thing is just that nobody is willing to pose for newspapers after having a vuvuzela removed from their… rectum….
The vicar didn’t pose for newspapers, either. Didn’t stop his potato “mishap” from making the news. Just sayin’.
Not everything we find stuck in people’s arses makes headlines….
You seem experienced in that matter…
He likes potatoes too?
Why you’re asking me? I did NOT have sex with that potato!
Po-tay-to, po-tah-to.
Perhaps if we put the potato in a sheep costume…
med school…..
~Suuuure it was. We believe you. ~
go check out graph jam then….
Curious.
“blah blah blah”, she said. She SAID? I thought she was supposed to not be able to make noise/speak?
shes an idiot. i love my vuvuzela. im gonna find all you cry babies and blow a load in your ear… then blow my vuvuzela in your ears. =]
Compensating for much? Blow it in my ear all you want, but don’t complain when it gets lodged in your throat.
Fütbol introduced the vuvuzela to the world’s stage. Any argument in favor of soccer has been immediately invalidated. This is not an endorsement of any other sport. This is simply a statement of…
WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!!!? BBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!! BBBBZZZZZZZ!!!!!! Do you also listen to static on the TV???? Rub a knife against a frying pan or grind two frosted pieces of glass together???? I’m getting sick of walking into any department stores with a TV and think there is a bee infestation in there.
Okay, I’m calm now. I just shoved a vuvuzela down someones throat walking by. While I’m in prison I may calm down. Unless a prisoner smuggled a handheld TV in his anus and is watching soccer in the cell next to me. BBBBZZZZZZZzzzzzz…..
It just goes to show that shes not good at Blowing. Needs more practice.
You people have sick minds if you think thats dirty.
Your point being?
Bad news? This is good news. One less idiot to blow those damn horns.
what a friggin RETARD
i play this iphone game called vuvuzela whacker where you hit people with vuvuzela in the head with a hammer. it kind of relieves my tension but i’d rather go out and do it for real.
That’s not unusual. Some lady burst her windpipe when she blew MY 3 foot horn.
it would be nice if it happened to everyone that blow it *just sarcasm*
“Vuvuzela fail” is redundant. Vuvuzelas can ONLY be fail.
Pass Vuvezela-phone
LOOOOOOL
My bro-in-law found an app on his Mac that starting making that buzzing noise. He had no idea what it was “why does this soccer ball icon make an angry bee buzzing sound?” lmao
I had to explain what this thing was and that the ENTIRE WORLD is arguing about them. He doesn’t watch much TV…..
at the end does it say that he started laughing?
Too bad it hadn’t ruptured her ovaries, we don’t need these people reproducing.
…Unfortunately, if Idiocracy comes to pass they would be repaired or replaced with the latest in medical and/or surgical techniques and technologies.
at the end does it say that he started laughing?
lol my hashpipe broke :O
How exactly is this funny…? Poor woman….
So, “blowing the vuvuzela”… THAT’S how they call it these days, eh?
INSURANCE SALESWOMAN blow here throat.kinda hard to believe,i say it’s all for money.court trial=>she wins a gazilion $ => the vuvuzela will have a sticker that it can injure you (like cigarettes,same story)
only a woman would injure herself with a plastic horn, now they’re gonna have to put instructions on it, too bad she didnt kill herself, one less “insurance saleswoman” in the world
The best part is the fact that she works at an insurance company.
I think something “other” than the horn caused this.
I hope this happens to all vuvuzela blowers.
Thats what she said. Literally.
Blowing the three foot horn. kinky.
“She couldn’t speak or eat for two days” I’m buying my girlfriend one of those.
this isn’t the last thing she blows
Wait what?
“Insurance saleswoman Yvonne Mayer 29, was UNABLE to SPEAK”
“Yvonne, from Cape Town, SAID:’I had never…”
i think we all should buy vuvuzela, and go see the twilight movie
good… good….