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Idiots
poop heads
retards
Cootie Queen! Lint Lizard!
I think it’s… er… um… it’s… uh… lint lick-er… just saying.
No, really…why DOES my belly button smell?
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Dude… C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER has 3 and a half “C”s, get it right
OMG FIRST COMMENT I’M SO HAPPY FOR YOU, CONGRATULATIONS!!!
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getting the first comment is no reason to celebrate, and, if you do get the first one, MAKE IT AN ACTUAL COMMENT!, not this: “first”. It pisses people off, alright?
uhm are you talking to me? Actually I was replying to those idiots who send those stupid comments like “first”.
And, if you didn’t get it, my comment was sarcastic.
congratulations you both just FAILED.
Daft Punk is an electronic music duo consisting of French musicians Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo and Thomas Bangalter . Daft Punk reached significant popularity in the late 1990s house movement in France and were met with continued success in the years following.
Daft Punk is also credited with producing songs that were considered essential in the French house scene. They were managed from 1996 to 2008 by Pedro Winter (Busy P), the head of Ed Banger Records. Thomas Bangalter and Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo met in 1987 while attending the Lycée Carnot, a secondary school in Paris. The two became good friends and later recorded demo tracks with others from the school. This eventually led to the formation of the guitar-based group called Darlin’ with Laurent Brancowitz in 1992. Bangalter and de Homem-Christo played bass and guitar, respectively, while Brancowitz performed on drums. The indie rock trio had branded themselves after The Beach Boys song of the same name, which they covered along with an original composition. Stereolab released both tracks on a multi-artist Duophonic Records EP and invited the band to open for stage shows in the United Kingdom. Bangalter felt that “The rock n’ roll thing we did was pretty average, I think. It was so brief, maybe six months, four songs and two gigs and that was it.” A negative review in Melody Maker subsequently dubbed the music “a bunch of daft punk.” Instead of dismissing the review, Bangalter and de Homem-Christo found it to be amusing. As the latter stated, “We struggled so long to find [the name] Darlin’, and this happened so quickly.” Darlin’ soon disbanded, leaving Brancowitz to pursue other efforts with Phoenix. Bangalter and de Homem-Christo formed Daft Punk and experimented with drum machines and synthesizers.
I’m sorry, I wasn’t paying attention… Daft Punk is what?
Awesome, thats what.
*high-five*
*highe-fives again*
*goes back to her Daft hands routine*
haha totally unrelated
tl;dr
Daft Punk is awful. In fact, probably the worst thing to happen to music, next to muse that is
IMO, Daft Punk is a good band, but the WORST thing to happen to music was Justin Beiber
LOL ye so true. no-one is as srsly boring to listen to as justin bieber. exept maybe nickelback . . . .
That’s what she said
The first one is a bit strange too..”Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when im eating dirt”…
actually, like 4 of them are disturbing. Why does my girlfriend hit me? and why does my belly button smell?
Wow…major fail and not just a little disturbind!
Google always shows some weird questions… and aren’t they on top because they are the most searched?
Apparently it’s a serious question… Search for it… You will find a lot of confused preteens.
Why does my girlfriend hit me? Does she hit me because she love me? If I just sit back and take it will she love me more?
Chuck Norris invented a new language, and it consists of roundhouse kicks to the face and punches, so she may be trying to tell you that she likes your hat.
Why does my arm turn bright red and shake when I eat dirt? Is it a health hazard that should affect my diet?
And if the above is true, WHY IS THAT THE MOST POPULAR QUESTION?!
Well, I was never that confused in life, so to me, this question is “inconceivable!”
You keep using that word…
I do not think it means what you think it means.
“Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line”! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha…
When I found you, you were so slobbering drunk you couldn’t buy brandy. And you, friendless, brainless, helpless, hopeless… Do you want me to send you back to where you were; unemployed in Greenland???
My arm turns shakes and turns bright red every time i eat dirt is that a bad thing or is it just normal?
That’s the one that really had me concerned. That’s just wrong. What the hell is IN that dirt?
Looks like a double fail 2 me. Read the first one.
number six is a fail too…
search ,why does, it has even more fail now
8 is pretty sad too
So is 9. But sadly, Failblog doesn’t cover quadruple fails. I wish it did!
Or quintuple. I miscounted.
number 9 is the answer to number 8 as far as I can see.
such as “why does poop float”?
meh, i don’t think number 6 is that failsh.
I mean theres probably a lot of people wondering why their belly button smells bad
Agreed— I think the first autocomplete is much funnier than the first one.
Both are equal “fail” though.
the first one is much funnier than the…first one?
I think thats the real “fail”, dumbass
He meant the second one, okay? Just back off already.
I think the question about one’s arm shaking and turning bright red while eating dirt deserves a bit more attention.
Freudian issues are old news. I agree with Eric here. Nothing strange has ever happened to me after eating dirt. This red arm shaking business is far more serious, given that it might affect my dirt eating habits.
Jesus Christ, a shaky red arm! But – but – mine goes blue and limp whem I eat dirt! OMG I’m a FREAK!
That’s exactly what I was thinking…
I agree totally. that one is what scared me about this picture the most.
LOL@ Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when im eating dirt.
mmmm dirt..
Yea, that one is a bigger fail imo
NO the biggest is my GF beat me
I See FIVE Fails actually…
Good parenting @/ FTW.
The first one is even more fail.
Also, I’d love to be able to smell my own belly button, that person must have been really flexible.
Put your finger in your bellybutton and then, smell it. You got it? Yes? Bravo!..
If it smells enough, you won’t even need to do that.
Only in the Netherlands!
whoohooo holland rocks!
yeah! liberals ftw!
This “highest searchresults” are created by botprogramms….
“why does my girlfriend hit me” and “why does my belly button smell” ?!?
WHAT’S THIS WORLD COMING TO?
I like the “Why does my girlfriend hit me” followed immediately by “Why does my boyfriend look at other women”. That’s serendipity right there.
What about the next one: “Why does she stay” ?
Failblog fail at finding fails and have to borrow from autocompleteme or what???
Understanding of the cheezburger network fail.
hmm the
“why does my boyfriend want me to poop on him” suggestion (just type “why does my” and see for yourself) isn’t much better
I don’t know, I think that’s a pretty good question ackshully.
Look at the first one. That is almost as failing as the Mom one
why does my arm shake and turn bright red when im eating dirt? o,o
why does my bellybutton smell?
why does my girlfriend hit me? LMAAAOO!
Thank god it’s not just me.
Lol funny, and glad to see nobody missed the top result… reminds me of why won’t my parakeet eat my diarrhea.
Those are the questions that everyone asks themselves, right?
Ollld. This one’s been on autocompleteme for awhile now.
Actually, according to freudian psychology, it’s your attraction towards the Oedipus complex and it’s quite normal actually. In girls it’s called Electrica complex.
The Oedipus complex is not normal, as it involves not just lusting after the mother but a desire to replace the father, which can potentially mean murder. Also the female version is called the Electra complex, not “Electrica” which I assume would be an obsession over wiring. Learn before you speak.
Either way, Freudian psychology and many of Freud’s theories are not typically used in modern therapy approaches. As a psychology major, I personally prefer behavioral and cognitive methods to psychology. Psychoanalysis is outdated and in modern times is an expensive and very time consuming process. Also, we must take into account the fact that not every personality trait we have is somehow molded into us from childhood or repressed memories. Either way, the OP of the Oedipus complex was wrong, and ACLS is correct. It is not normal as it does include the desire to eliminate the father figure in the Oedipus complex, and the mother in the Electra. Also, to the OP of the comment if you have read Oedipus Rex, you would understand why the factor of eliminating the same sex parent is key to this complex. I’m not trying to call anyone stupid here, or saying that I’m absolutely right about everything. Just my opinion
lol! I never knew there were this many people who sudy psychology on failblog
i count at least 4 fails
2 failz
why does my mom turn me on and
*why does my girlfriend hit met*
*why does my boyfriend look at other women*
The real fail is the 1st result…
Now it says: why doesn’t my parakeet eat my diarrhea. LOLWTF?
It has to be on Google Nederlands… They’re examples of healthy sexuality…
no, just typing “why does” in regular google brings up similar things
I reckon everything on heer is more normal than the dirt eating one. I mean there’s the normal weird things and then there’s just the completely abnormaly weird things…
lmao i just typed why does and only half of those suggestions came up. two new suggestions in the US were “why does my dog eat poop” and “why does poop float”
poop is always on people’s mind isn’t it?
okay…
I think the first suggestion should be the fail, not the second one…
i mean, that is just true wtf.
Probably for the same reason she turns your best friend on: it’s the blowjobs, stupid.
There are so many of these fails on Failblog, if you havn’t noticed. It just makes you think to youself “Wow, Google is really screwed up” doesn’t it?
Because you live in Arkansas or New Jersey; that is why your mom turns you on.
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(I mean no offense to the civilized people in Arkansas.
“Paging Doctor Freud. Paging Doctor Freud. You have a call on the banana-shaped courtesy phone.”
ummm i think the search above that is the real fail
damn….i was just about to put this same thing up….
^ Just what I was going to say, harblargh.
has anyone noticed the first one as well. why does my arm shake……
Now this, my dear friend, is called “The Oedipus Complex.” Freud doesn’t seem so crazy now
Which one is the fail? The one about eating dirt, mom which turns you on, bellynutton which smells or girlfriend hitting you?
why does NRA Membership seems so important
Looks like a double fail 2 me. Read the first one.
How did it count?
I don’t know I like the first about dirt
Actually, all of the auto completes are fail there.
“Why does my mom turn me on?”
[ ] Because you keep slipping those ten-dollar bills into her thongs?
[ ] Because she’s practicing for her night job.
[ ] Because it’s prom night and you have no date.
[ ] Because it’s any other night and you have no date.
[ ] Because you’re just like your brother.
But what REALLY grabs my attention is “Why does my arm turn red while I’m eating dirt.”
I’m sorry, but I have to agree with Starky…
Haha +1 voor nederland !
fair question
The best question out of all of these has to be…why doesnt england have a written constitution. After family problems body odor problems next on my list would have been english law.
WTF! I posted this pic, like, five months ago?! why the hell do you get credit for it!
well when i type in “why does” the second line is “why does my boyfriend want me to pee on him” lol
I hope some of you noticed the first one.
Cause she rain made you wet it was water also.
The second to last and third to last kind of answer each other.
How did he know the fifth to last? Did he use a straw?
Because eating dirt making your arm go red is nothing like as weird…
LOL! i looked up why does and it says my mom turn me on lol….
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I need to get a life.
what a fail..
uuuh what about the one at the bottom? (why does my girl firnd hit me)
That first one’s pretty failworthy too
first one is better
Oh man this one’s gold!
The highlighted is great.. but… Arms turning red and shaking when eating dirt really cracked me up. There’s a certain irony in girl’s wondering why their boyfriend looks at other women, right next to boyfriends wondering why their girlfriend’s hit them.
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Check again the current suggestions are even more disturbing
I’d be more worried if I was searching for the first result 8I
I’m not going anyplace, YOU FRAKKING DIRT-EATER!!
Why did they merge these sites? It was wholly unnecessary, and now AM never gets updated. It got updated like three times a day when it was its own site.
I find this particularly funny because I saw this about a month or so ago when using google and posted it elsewhere…too bad I didn’t post here as well.
More than one fail haa. ”Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when im eating dirt?” ”why does my belly button smell?” ”why does my girlfriend hit me?”
there are like 4 fails there
Has this site died it hasn’t been updated in two weeks.
…I find the first one more interesting than the second X
˙pɐǝɹɥʇ sıɥʇ uo ʎɹʇuǝ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
lolwut?
TRUR Steve I am the last entry on the page HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Has any body sean the old spice thing i am on a horse
lol dus any1 no how 2 get onto autocomplete me? ive tried goin 2 the bit at the bottom but its not ther anymore and ive tied typing in autocomplete me on google but ther all ded old and weneva i try and post sumfin it takes me straight onto failblog . . . i got onto this room off failblog cos they posted this onto failblog too but i dont no if its just my computa or not. is any1 else havin this problem? lol stuck.
This IS AutocompleteMe now. And would it kill you to speak a recognized language?
pɐǝɹɥʇ pɐǝp
I don’t think so!
I love You
I thınk I love you
The first is more Fail.
Ewwwww.. unless my mom is posing in Playboy… ewwwwww
…Shouldn’t we be a little concerned about that first guy?…
Your boyfriend looks at other women because you hit him, fellow Googler.
i think the other ones are funnier why does my arm shake and turn red when i eat dirt???? why does my belly button smell????