You have to be careful, those things can get up some speed.
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First hala!!!
First to post are the first to fail. Especially when you post something like that
he just went for a swim lol
( singing )
Love that Bobcat!
u have to fail THAT much to post “First hala!!!”
I’m sorry… ‘hala’?
He misspelled ‘Allah’
Mr. Oizo (pronounced ‘Monsieur Wah-zoh’) is the nom de plume for French music producer Quentin Dupieux.
Dupieux is most famous for his electro track “Flat Beat”, which became a hit all across Europe in 1999 for being featured in a series of Levi’s jeans TV advertisements. Dupieux also directed the ad, which featured a yellow puppet named Flat Eric nodding his head to the sound of the track while riding in a pickup truck. Flat Eric later appeared in the music video for “Flat Beat”.
After “Flat Beat”, Oizo released his first album in 1999, Analog Worms Attack, featuring a single of the same name.
In 2005, Oizo released his second album entitled Moustache (Half a Scissor).
In 2006 and 2007, Oizo produced remixes for Kavinsky, Jamelia, Cassius, Scissor Sisters and, most recently, Calvin Harris.
Dupieux’s first feature film, Steak, was released in France on June 20th, 2007.
In 2007, Mr. Oizo’s Transexual EP was released on Ed Banger Records. The EP features a re-working of the 1979 disco track “Do It At The Disco” by Gary’s Gang. The track appeared on Oizo’s MySpace page in 2006 under the title Patrick122.
In 2008 Mr. Oizo released his third album, Lambs Anger, containing solid, hard, over-compressed, in-your-face dance tracks. The Positif EP was released in November, which featured remixes from Mr. Flash and LFO (Low Frequency Oscillation)
In March of 2009 Mr. Oizo released the Pourriture EP, featuring a remix of Erreur Jean by Arveene and Misk as well as some “radical reworks” by Oizo himself. A remix of the track “Z” was released as a Beatport exclusive. Also included in the download was a short film by Oizo, titled “Making Lamb’s Anger”.
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WTF – how is this spam relevant?
It’s not. That is a standard response to a ‘first’ troll.
Yes, it allows the troll to focus on being first, while everyone else supplies the spam to go with it.
Gotcha – lol – in other words it’s as relevant as the first comment – hehe
yes exactly
Why is it a fail? Maybe it is being driven by a fish, and built with a gill-aspirated engine.
or zoidberg
epic win on the Futurama reference.
Nah, they’re just expanding the pool from the inside.
It’s a fail because the fish in question can’t drive a stick-shift.
It’s equipped with a fish stick.
gayfish.
well hopefully he can drive underwatter better than he did amys car on murcary
4th
omfg, u fail even more than the one diving…
4-1.
oh snap!
*eviltickles*
And we totally deserved it. Our team played awfully, and maybe this will be the wake up call that the draw with Algeria should have been – that Capello does NOT need to play Rooney if he’s off form.
Oh, wait.. umm, I mean.. *blames Arthur*
You don’t blame the ref? I would if I was English.
Bobcat Diver WIN
Damn, you beat me to it. Well played, sir.
I, George W Bush, by orders from Barrack Obama, considers this an epic fail.
Obviously this “W” is a phoney. No self respecting Texan takes Obama seriously.
That’s okay. I doubt Obama takes Texans seriously, either.
Does anybody still take Texas seriously?
We now know why cats don’t like water.
Maybe it’s painted on the bottom of the pool.
Maybe it’s a plastic tarp painted to look like a pool, thrown on top of the bobcat.
I believe it’s a bobcat painted like a pool, with a pool painted like a bobcat inside.
Trials for a new expedition to the Titanic’s wreck are well underway.
This is how BP is trying to fix the leak.
“BP has been criticized for the limited scope of its efforts to contain the Gulf oil spill”
They’re going to dig to it from China.
.. and throw more golf balls at it, from the bottom.
Rumor has it that instead of using mud and golf balls for a “top kill” they’re going to be using Bobcats.
“Dude…the OTHER right….”
Is it just me or is that a wierd color water for a pool? Shouldn’t it be more clear?
It’s now full of hydrolic fluid, diesel fuel, and grease.
No, that’s the Gulf of Mexico you’re thinking of. . .
point and match
That’s the color of a pool containing heavy machinery.
No thats the color of heavy machinery containing a pool
Truly one of nature’s grimmest struggles.
The Koi fish are unable to adapt when the larger bob-cat fish moves in.
Now that it has finished feeding, it will search out a female with which to make Tonka toy babies.
What, it just wanted to go swimming!
*squeeze*
stop it! I cant breath!
^
fail
Has no one else realized that this is just a big toy in a very small pool?
Indeed.
When Jeff was training to drive heavy machinery his colleagues threw him in at the deep end.
Looks more like dig a deeper pool WIN!
forgot to take the machinary when they were done digging out the hole for the pool did they?
Pooling resources — I don’t think you’re doing it right.
I think this is odd. Not the cat at the bottom but the fact that there is no oil slick on the surface. Oil and gas which are lighter than water would have come out of the various orifices and fouled the surface of the pool and you can clearly see by the reflection near the top that there is no fouling – there’s no ‘rainbow slick’ either. So I am led to believe that this is a PS fake. Opinions on this assessment?
You forgot, ‘fake and gay’.
Looks like Galveston after Ike to me. The rainbow slick wouldn’t be there because the pool would have been flooded, all of the slick already washed away when the sea-water receded, and boom! cat in the pool. slick free. My conspiracy theory for the day.
Coolest pool toy ever!
best comment ever.
Driver: Boss the Cat is running hot!
Boss: Take care of it!!!
Driver: But i dont have any coolant?
Boss: Take Care of it!!!!
Driver: OK thanks. Oh i have great idea!
He looks so happy under the water…”Look mom, I’m a FAILBOAT!”
“so chuck…”
“ya bob”
“how do we get this water outta here”
“well, why don’t you just drive the bobcat into the pool and shovel it out”
“HEY! thats an awesome idea! It might just work”
“… Ah, bob, whatta we do now”
“… I dunno, but I probably won’t have a job tommorow…”
I though Ted Kennedy was dead?
oh dear…
I did the exact same thing only with my riding mower.
True story.
I think the carburetor is flooded.
“Bobcat Diver”
fixed
It’s not. That is a standard response to a ‘first’ troll.
Only a fail if you don’t want a Bobcat in ur pool…
Scrapper found that Megaman’s Rush Marine Adapter wasn’t compatible with Constructicon circuits.
When i first saw this i thought immediately of Thunderbirds
how is it a driver fail? theres no driver.
That’s the new Scubobcat.. Works underwater! ;D
for some reason besides the bobcat i dont wanna swim in that pool
It’s Dozerzord waiting to be summoned by a power ranger
Well, I’m pretty amazed a bobcat managed to start the engine to that thing.
(That’s a joke.)
It’s a bobcat-fish.
Faildozer !!!
Waiter, there’s an earth-moving machine in my soup!
I would like to point out that this is certainly not a Bobcat, but looks to be a New Holland or Kumatsu skid steer machine….just saying….
Im probably wrong, but I’d swear thats the swimming pool at my old house.
this is wrong..
They must have just left it in there.
hmm so thats how they construct underground laboratories
well that’ll take care of that nasty algae!
I thought Bobcats were great swimmers! Dissappointing.
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