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There’s so much going on in this fail. What’s the “back” story?
Clogged toilet, perhaps.
So he took a plunge and ran into the street?
Haha That’s brilliant.
Most “back” stories on FailBlog involve Baconlube and and the ET Finger. I’d cover myself if I were you. . .
Ogod. There goes my wheaties. Ba-b-b-Baconlube?? *Defensively clutches groin*
Is it just me or does look like the guy crapped himself?
You would if you were stopped by two patrol cars. Naked save for your underwear.
We’re assuming it’s his underwear in the first place
Are you serious? That’s like, the best part of this photo…
No it’s not. The best part of the photo is the officer facepalming just behind the naked guy.
Best part is the dark haired officer is wearing rubber gloves, and that’s not a facepalm, it’s poorly hidden laugter.
i love all you guys, that cop in the back was the second thing i noticed, and it made me laugh harder than the epic fail guy in the front
almost looks too dark for feaces… although i hear alco-turd is especialy foul and of a black hue
No, you are right I think its both of you
That’s what I thought too
that was in Ridgecrest, CA and he is a drunk Brit
bacon
Oh? Do you think he’s offering a bribe?
Wouldn’t it be donuts?
and a lil pewp
Is that cop in the background facepalming himself ? LOL
He’s averting his eyes from what’s going on in the front of those briefs.
He’s not just another cop, he’s the watch commander… You know when HE’s facepalming, you’ve really failed, because he’s been around long enough to see it all…. until now
LOL That facepalm is the second thing I noticed!
not only facepalming! he’s laughing for all I can see, can’t blame him …
Well, I’d be laughing too if I had to cover the seats in the back with plastic.
I have to say, the occasions for all-out unbridled hilarity are pretty rare for uniformed officers… I’d probably come close to peeing myself laughing. ^.^
Yeah, it’s hilarious…til you have to put him in YOUR cruiser…..
Ew. You’d have to burn the seat afterwards.
Oh believe me, they keep spare garments in the trunks of their cruisers. This happens more often than you think.
FIRST!
First in your @$$ maybe.
And second in your gob, huh?
Dude, you’re insulting yourself? That’s… class.
Name check fail.
First to fail
Wow. He shat himself.
Ew, I didn’t notice. He must be having a really $hitty day, hm?
(Failblog diet, once again. . .blargh!)
*squeezies the cute red panda*
I think he’s talking to Officer Brown.
*will think first before doing any clickies ever again*
*runs off to find mindbleach, praying to forget rude hamster*
Naughty, naughty panda!
I just didn’t want you to get the wrong idea about me
Besides. This fail just looks like another routine cavity search.
Cute with a hint of naughty is right up my alley!
Oh, no, I’d hate to have to search this guy.
*double blarghs*
*gags*
Sometimes I’d have clients with this type of problem on my adult acute psychiatric units and it was so hard to take. A little vapor rub under the nose helps but it’s awful to smell and be around.
shit happens, obviously….
wow
THIS GAME BELONGS TO THIS FAIL:
“Don’t Shit Your Pants”
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/540127
Oops……
i say that he just couldn’t be bothered/drunk to go to the toilet properly..
If you do it like that it’s warmer too.
Who can think of pants at a time like this?!
Yes! I wonder if the Officer will exercise his discretion?
First blood!
Looks like someone’s taking the whole “global warming” thing a bit TOO seriously. Pants, dude. Or shorts. Preferably with some Depends underneath for future “accidents.”
I can’t give you my license officer. =(
why not?
BECAUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE!
like what?
Personally, I like the officer in the background laughing.
lmfao. bad enough he was caught only wearing his widdle tighty-whities, but then he went and sharted.
The Emperor and his New Clothes unwittingly went driving without consulting his advisers.
When you see it, you’ll shit
Cops: They live for this shit.
Ok…so here it is:
That guy has a shitty ass while the cop he is talking to has the creepiest smile and latex gloves on. And the guy facepalming. That guy got F’ed in the A
Watch Commander has facepalmed because his BullSh!t meter has exploded
That’s how you know you had a good time the night before.
At least the cop is wearing rubber gloves
Can you blame him?
All I wanna know is how they decided in whose car the guy got to ride to the station. Talk about a crappy job…
Also, Watch Commander FTW! Bet he was LOLing because he knew that guy wasn’t getting anywhere near his car!
Idea: handcuff and leash the guy and make him do a drunken “walk of shame” all the way to the station. Cruel? No. Unusual? Maybe, but no one wants Poopy McShartpants in their car either–especially if they have take-home vehicles like they do where I live.
Epic WIN with the Poopy McShartpants nickname! LOL!
Those of you who can see the “Nationwide Insurance” on the left of the page: Doesn’t the guy in the fail look like the guy in the ad?
i do that when i look at sarah jessica parker
Letting go wasn’t a Sober Fail, it was a Creative Way to Get Out of a Ride to the Station Win.
Teleporting home: works most of the times, but when it goes wrong, boy it goes REALLY wrong. This is a Code Brown case if there ever has been one.
I feel bad for the officers, since they have to deal with the guy.
I also feel bad for the guy. If it weren’t for the not-so-tidy not-so-whities, I’d say he’s pretty cute.
This picture is much older than my granny’s cane. And THAT’s FAIL!
That cop on the right looks hot.
And a facepalming policeman is just win. :>
Talk about skid marks
LOL
“…appletini and lube.”
i wasnt drinking…
well i had one
Yeah, it’s hilarious…til you have to put him in YOUR cruiser…..
Bricks have been shat.
pretty sure he crapped in his tightys.
I see London I see France, I see a skidmark up hes buttcrack.
This is a repost or a really old fail pic I saw a long time ago..
Funny picture, but “Poopy McShartpants” is what’s got my husband (who’s sitting in the chair next to me) looking at me funny because I’m crying from laughing so hard! ;o)
it’s your dad..
i believe he has stashed his grilled cheese sandwich inbetween his buttocks for later =P
I wonder where hes going with those gloves…
I dont know who uploaded this pic but I was the person who took it. Im not going to name the police department involved but the man on the left was out all night drinking with his military buddies. He passed out at the bar and his friends decided to play a little prank by stripping him to his underwear and leaving him on the other side of town. As you can see sometime during the night he fudged his shorts. Shortly before dawn he woke up and tried to make a dash across town back to his hotel but some folks on their way to work saw him and called the police. This was the end result. A man wearing fudged shorts explaining to the police why he is standing in a Del Taco parking lot at 6 in the morning. NAKED! The police did offer him a ride to his hotel after wrapping his mid region and the backseat of the patrol with garbage bags. They also had a little chat with his company commander.
“Officer, come on. I was in the middle of mast-…uh, I mean something important.”