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uuuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhh
Someone already killed it with fire…
now i got eye cancer… do people REALLY think they look nice with it?
ò.Ó
Does she have that disease were black people have white skin
vitiligo?
reverse Michael Jackson?
albinism in Africans?
When it’s Smokin It’s Cookin, when it’s Black It’s Done.
Gosh lady
trying to be backwards michael jackson?
Cancer Win!
I think that’s just one giant carcinoma
“S’cuse me, ma’am, we will have to remove all your skin; I hope you don’t mind…”
Comment fail! This isn’t from tanning. It’s basically extreme fake tanner. It looks stupid here but looks normal under extremely bright stage lights. It’s not only common but required among physique athletes. So, sorry. No cancer!
This is so disturbing to look at, it should actually be turned over to rotten.com. Seriously guys, this gives me the creeps…
i concur
lady gaga has already targeted gays, is she now trying to target african-americans?
that was stupid
I concur.
If you’re thinkin of bein my baby it don’t matter if you’re black AND white! do dado dado doo!
so perfect
She MAY have Hypopigmentation on her face because of face products…
Except that she pretty clearly looks white judging from her facial features…nope, that’s definitely just a female bodybuilder who went slightly overboard on the fake tan…they all do that…I have no idea why. Gross.
wow 0.o
and that, ladies and gentlemen, is why i do not tan
I’m pretty sure that’s just your excuse for being pasty… Come on people, you can tan without turning black.
Actually, my excuse for being pasty is that skin cancer runs in my family and I really don’t want to develop it. Surprisingly, lots of people have the same mentality nowadays.
Thank you Greg!!! that’s EXACTLY what I tell people all the time! but alas vanity is still the priority….. not to mention I think I would look ridiculous with a tan…
I don’t like deep tans anyways. I am pale, and actually prefer that- think I look better with that.
I like pale chicks. Hawt.
I’m not pale – it’s a moon tan!
oh please people!! ugly as that is, NO caucasian TANS that colour. it’s a really bad spray on.
I have a natural tan, but I’m pretty sure that paler people don’t tan like that.
She’s competing in a fitness contest; the deep tan/white face combo and the sparkly bikini are dead giveaways. Like most or her competitors, she’s wearing a helluva lot of Pro-Tan (a spray-on ‘tanning’ product.) Having darker skin makes your muscle definition more easily visible under stage lights, but under normal conditions you appear a creepy orange-brown. The competitor obviously thought it more important to document her day in the spotlight than to worry about the opinions of a bunch of strangers on the Internet.
Exactly, Aaron, thank you. I have male friends who are body builders, and they look similar to this on competition days. The stuff washes off and actually does make the muscle definition more visible on stage.
Greg,
Staying out of the sun is likely to create more disease than it prevents…
http://www.proteinpower.com/drmike/supplements/heliophobe-madness/
no, no it dosen’t…
lol. you failed.
love how you spell. speaking of fail…
20 minutes of sun a day gets you the vitamin D you need, anything more than that is over exposure according to pretty much every doctor in the world. “Tanning” is not healthy. I don’t understand why people hate thier white skin, I think all races are beautiful, but orange is not a good skin color. Also the term is fair skinned, pasty is just a stupid way to describe it.
The reason I’m pasty is because it looks much better, not to mention I’ll look better in 40 years when tanhags are covered in wrinkles.
yes you are SO right! and btw, my take on this is someone shopped a caucasian girls head on an african american girls body…and tried to be funny calling it a tan fail…idk, that’s what it looks like to me anyhow.
its not shopped she is a body builder they paint their body bronze, the hands, feet, and face are left alone.
Definitely a painted on ‘tan’ but come on, she went more than a bit overboard with it. She’s definitely not bronze….more like ‘hunny, I burned the dinner again’.
Hahahahahaha Right on, jodie.
This picture scares the bejesus out of me.
Tanhags?
Some people just look better with paler skin, other people look better with naturally tanned skin.
I have naturally tanned skin because I was born that way.
[You'll get wrinkles in 40 years too.]
Yeah, but they won’t be ingrained with splotchy freckles and/or scars from melanoma removal. I’d rather look like a porcelain doll than a beat up baseball mitt, but hey, to each their own.
If you were tan when you were born, you have naturally TAN skin. That’s different from being TANNED.
I think what you’re trying to say is that you have naturally TAN skin. TanNED implies that something was done to make your skin darker…like TANNING.
And what w/e meant, I’m sure, by “tanhags” is the skanks who spend all their time at the tanning booth. She wasn’t knocking people who were BORN with darker skin. lol.
And she’s right…those chicks will look like death in 40 years…and probably much, much sooner than that…
Question is, why would I want to damage layers of my skin and risk cancer? I don’t need an excuse to be pasty; I’m pasty and proud of it. Thank God for SPF 35.
I use SPF 50 (u know, for babies), and i stil get tanned. so yeah, that is an excuse…
SPF 100 all the way.
SPF 999 for the win
SPF OVER 9000 !!!
WHAT? OVER 9000!??
I’m pretty sure SPF measures how long the sunscreen works, not how strong it is.
My excuse is that in the country I’m from most people aspire to be pasty for some unknown reason. Since I’m already there why lose something that people look up to?
what country is that? i need to move there.
During the Victorian era, the laborers of the time had dark tans from working in the sun, while the people of privilege exhibited their status and wealth by being as pale as possible, hence the milk baths and powdered wigs, etc.
they didn’t do powdered wigs in the Victorian era… Or really visible wigs at all. Perhaps you’re referring to some period in the 1700s?
Grandma decided to tan without turning black and died of skin cancer.
1: Skin cancer, grandmother and grandfather both had it…. I don’t want it.
2: Why the hell do I want to be orange/black/”golden”, if I don’t think it looks good?
3: I have really light skin… really light skin that burns really quickly….
So do those “excuses” work for you or should I go through the rest?
Because you don’t get to decide what they person in the picture chooses
, so if you don’t think it looks good, TOO BAD!
-is allergic to the sun-
Welcome to the club! ^_^ And my skin is pale. Not just caucasian or milky. Pale enough that “WHOA! Should we call the ambulance, ma’am?!” happens to me quite often..
Add deep brown eyes and almost black hair and You get goths asking what kind of base I’m using
LMAO, I get that too. “You look awfully pale, do you need to sit down? Can I get you some water?”
me too, or at least extremely sensitive to it. A tan to make other people happier about the way I look is definitely not worth the migraines, exhaustion, aches and general Wylie Coyote-after-the-rock-dropped-on-him feeling.
nasty!
Why the smile?
She’s using love eggs.
I think she thinks it’s attractive. Seriously.
I guess im gay then
yeah me too in that case….*bruh*
can you say melanoma?
melanoma!
mnalomo?
mlmao?
MANAMANA!
Do doo be-do-do
Oh great now I’m going to have nightmares of Muppets with skin cancer! :p
Me too!! I think im starting to see things… Or am i just going blind because of so much tan???!!!!
Win!!
derp
HERP.
ES
instructions: stay in tan machine for only 10 mins.
“like, well, i want to be like REALLY tan. like i dont think an hour will be bad. riiiight?!”
This is horrifying.
Why do people do this to themselves?
Weak specimena are bound to eliminate their genes out of species gene-pool. That’s awesome, as far as I’m concerned.
Here, here
its a mystery
Gravy browning FTW!
Nahhhh, I’m sure thats just her natural skin tone.
It’s called bronzing! It’s for competition.
It’s called barbequing! It’s for the state fair competition…
Win!
mmmm, roast human, ZA will be pleased.
It’s not a tan it’s shoo polisch
Still looks God-awful. There’s a thing called “over doing it.” Next time, before she goes for that 10th coat, she needs to ask SOMEBODY.
What is she competing with? Thanksgiving Dinner?
Best comment FTW.
It’s called retarded, so you can look like a circus freak.
Seriously, my dad did body weight/lifting competitions, and was very tan. But he NEVER looked like this. There is NO EXCUSE for this. Its ugly, it’s hideous, and fake. Gross.
Yup she’s a Figure competitor in bodybuilding. They get spray-tanned before the event in order to look more defined. The show lighting is very bright so it doesn’t look this dark on stage. They wash it off after.
It *is* odd – but the judging dictates they they are ridiculously dark and contestants lose points if they come in too pale.
word.
OH SWEET LORD
KILL IT
IT’S RADIO-ACTIVE
OMG, KILL IT WIT FIRE! Oh, crap! somebody already tried! STAB IT WITH A PENCIL!!! *stab stab stab*
This is really wrong of me, but… *likes* lol
that has to be shopped.
Agreed.
shopped, obviously! look at her neck
lol her face is on a weird angle
I think it should be Photo Shop Fail…
She is wearing make-up that is obviously too light for her….er…..”roasted” self. Even though I am pretty sure that is just the stuff body-builders use to make themselves look “bronze”. Still grosse though.
Someone should tell her that she’s supposed to rinse off the excess….
Which doesn’t alter the fact that that monstrosity is SOMEONE’S body…. Yeeek
Why aren’t there built-in limits on those machines?
I don’t see the problem… it looks exactly like my wife’s body. But then, she’s African! Methinks someone shopped a cute white girls face on a cute brown girls body.
Yup. The only bad thing I see about the lower body is the man-hands attached to an otherwise acceptable figure.
Wow. Thank you for clearing up what is and isn’t an “acceptable” body for a woman to have. I’m sure after having read your comment, she’ll go out right away to have her hands surgically fixed.
Douchebag.
Thank you for saying this so I don’t have to (except the part about it being my wife, which it does not quite add up in my case).
It’s junk for a body building competition, they all do this. it’s not shopped.
If she’s a body builder, she’s terrible at it. She’s a toothpick.
Not shopped. I know the lady.
She looks my toast in the morning. Burnt and crispy!
Nahhhhh, I’m sure that thats just her natural skin tone.
*double takes*
the rebirth of michael jackson?
It’s called bodybuilding you idiots, tan spray/paint anyone?
Ooh! I have to get ‘Bodybuilding you idiots’. I !magine it’s like ‘Windows for dummies’.
We know what she was trying to do, everyone here noticed the abs and thick arms. However what she actually ended up doing was a kebab out of herself. So stop trying to show how smart you are and get back in your cave.
It’s called a bad tanning job you idiot, white girl with a black body anyone?
So you’re saying that this is presented as the ideal? Tanning yourself for appearance is one thing – going COMPLETELY overboard is another.
Again, I know many people, my father included, who do/did that. They don’t look like they are trying to become an entirely different race. YOU are an idiot for thinking the skin looks acceptable for anything…she is gonna wrinkle and die of cancer if this is real, and how sad…
You guys are really insensitive. She is very brave… she is clearly in transition, and is the first patient to ever get the surgery Robert Downey Jr. did in Tropic Thunder.
Look who’s going to get skin cancer.
Where’s the fork?
The handle bent and the tines broke off after they struck her leathery hide.
…actually, Erik has a point- if you examine her left arm, it looks like a ‘shop.
Her left arm looks like a shop? Is it a sweet shop? I love sweets.
Le sigh. The apostrophe used effectively makes your comment unwarranted and stupid. Had I forgotten it, the joke would be on me. But I didn’t, so the joke is on you.
This has been a lesson in Fails and Joke Targeting, as Dictated by the Rules of the English Language.
Le so? Lighten up, dude!
*tickletickle*
Bending the language. We does it.
*joins with the tickling*
I have been hunting for a youtube video of Peppe’ saying “Le’ sigh” and I failed. But I use it in my everyday language because it is epic. Any suggestions?
Oh I get it. You shortened the word “sweatshop”. In reference to the arm pit no doubt. Jolly good. No need to be snarky at Jam’s misspelling of sweatshop though.
Hello again, LTNF.
*squeeze*
Long Time No …errr… I see.
Sadly!
Her left arm is completely behind her friend. Her head, however, looks ‘shopped on
A lot of chicks use high SPF moisturizer on their face daily, which results in their face being a totally different color from the rest of their bodies.
is that samantha cameron (british pm david cameron’s wife)
Better yet, is the OTHER one Nancy Kerrigan?
THANK YOU! I thought I was the only one that made that immediate connection. If that’s not her, she’s definitely Nancy’s doppelgänger.
I agree. Definately Nancy Kerrigan… Who is awesome… Without her, Family Guy would never have had Peter hitting his knee, so yeah.
Is it possible that she may have been wrestling in…. I don’t know…. Maybe, like, coffee, or something? As in, Wild and CRRRAZY gals work it out in a 340 gallon vat of Espresso? And.. uhh… she put the suit on after the wrestling, which is why it’s not brown like that. Or maybe she is in a sorority that has henna-based pledge-week hazings. The other woman is clearly her sorority big sister. I think either of these is plausible……
It’s not a spray on tan, it’s a marinade tan.
That’s what I was thinking. I’d heard of a “milkbath” before, but never a “used motor oil bath.” Whatever works, I guess.
Whoa! this is a mega fail on so many levels! lol
I am sure she has escaped from the burn ward…
what? i don’t see anything….the white hand behind is from the white woman
Don’t worry about it, it’s an armless pic.
So she is unarmed?
I find this comment disarming.
Woah! Lay down your arms, guys–no need to get hasty.
she might even scare the army.
Hey, the Constitution grants the right to bare arms.
I guess you can call her…
*sunglasses*
Armed and Dangerous. (To your sanity!)
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
*hiding in an armored car*
Head’s at the wrong angle too.
It’s called bodybuilding you idiots. It’s painted on and it shows up the muscle definition when doing competitions.
Thank you! At least someone has sense! This is not a fail, this is pretty much the norm in bodybuilding.
Failblog needs to find some reals fails.
Hitting each other in the nuts and flinging themselves off ledges is pretty much the norm for adolescents and teens, too–still constitutes a fail.
*tosses some sparkly humo(u)r dust on naysayers and happily skips away*
Is giving them the Twilight treatment really necessary?
Yes, because bodybuilding is not fail in any way. Keep telling yourself that.
You’re right, morbidly obese is much sexier. Keep telling yourself that.
OMG, can we all please just stop telling each other what is and is not okay to do with OUR OWN BODIES?!
It does NOT LOOK LIKE THAT.
And yet she just doesn’t have that much muscle. She can’t be curling more than about 60lbs to get that kind of definition in her arms which hardly counts as body building. She’s toned but hardly a body builder and therein lies the fail.
She’s competing in Figure, it’s a category of bodybuilding, just like Fitness and Bikini. You should look up the IFBB site before making these types of statements.
you took the words straight out of my egg-filled mouth. if you asked me, figure competitors look better than the rest of them anyway.
still in all, when not under lights…it definitely does look like a bag of charcoal had its way with every part of her body except her face. ><
|the kid| <– not vanity
Dude, they don’t make the tan THAT ridiculously dark. That’s just ridiculous.
My husband’s kung fu teacher is married to a professional body builder, and the gym where they do kung fu has a program for training pro body builders. NONE of them are that ridiculously dark. Yes, she definitely does look like a body builder, but no one’s stupid for thinking she went way too far with her spray on tan.
Yes, they do look this dark, on competition day. No-one wears Dream Tan when they’re not competing, it’s expensive and gets everywhere.
And it’s not a spray on tan, it’s applied by hand, like paint. On stage under lights she will look golden brown. It’s not ridiculous if you actually know what goes on backstage.
“On stage under lights she will look golden brown”
Like KFC? /:)
with 11 herbs and spices?
*stomach growling*
You sound pretty excited about that!
Step back guys. I think we’re about to see the twelfth spice.
Ahem… Can’t a guy get hungry for chicken once in a while..?
I know what they do, and how they are suppose to look. This woman looks like she is the offspring of a human and a strip of crispy, crispy bacon.
You fail.
that makes it so much more normal…
She has some ‘killer’ abs with that ‘killer’ tan.. This doesn’t shock me as much as it did when I was AT a body building competition when I realized how TANNED everyone around me was.. I thought my eyes were going black..
Seriously, though… it says a lot about society when a woman suffering from transracial identity can be mocked so thoughtlessly. I wish her luck in her transition to becoming a black bodybuilder.
My only wish is that she has thoroughly thought this through- after all, once you go black, you can never go back.
It’s FAKE!!!!!!! Her head was photo shopped on to someone else’s “very tan” body.
definitely fake
She’s been blackened cajun style. Or maybe smoked, didn’t know people could survive being cooked.
Bodybuilders do this regularly with fake tanner- because stage lights wash out light skin and your muscular definition wont show as well. They don’t bronze the face as much because they want to look like themselves. This is why her body is so dark and her face is much lighter.
OMG! I wish someone would tell me why her body is that colour? Do you think she’s a body builder perchance?
~Could be. We can’t really base that conclusion on anything in the picture, though.~
You know, I just don’t think that’s it. I think she’s been swimming in the Gulf of Mexico.
Dabbling in oils do you think?
I think she was dabbing in oil, right before she entered the sweatshop, where her head was removed and placed back on in a weird angle.
Ah-HAH! Now it makes perfect sense! Thank you, floofy. *squeeze*
Indeed. Now I’ll be able to sleep tonight.
More importantly – is that Nancy Kerrigan standing next to the brownie?!
I thought the same thing!
I know… right?
Spraytan, no sprayburn
I didn’t know “charred” was a skin tone.
*sprints off in search of eyebleach*
Hear let me check my cupboard of poisons…
Darn fresh out.
No. This is quite obviously the head of a white chick on the body of a black chick. Now, to make it fair and equitable, the shopper should have pasted on some slanted eyes and maybe a Mexican flag bikini to represent at least 4 races……..and an Eskimo fur hoodie
See kids, this is why you don’t try to microwave Mommy’s compost. The explosion is terrible, permanently dyes you, and 3rd degree burns HURT. At least this woman was wearing a face mask and gloves. How she can be smiling thought the pain is beyond me.
Welcome back, belatedly
that’s the kind of leather I want for my new sofa!
Don’t have a cow, man!
Totally shopped.
I agree that white woman has no tan at all. WTF!!!!!!
*Cough*JerseyShore*cough*
Anatomy classes tough me that this is like a corpse does like in after a formol bathtube.
Did those Anatomy classes require the ability to write and spell correctly?
why? it’s not necessary. it’s not like dead body is gonna have a problem with that…
Kill it..!!!! KILL IT!!!!!
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
Oh wait…
Photo shopped just look at her neck
These two are really twin sisters. However, the excessive amount of heat has shrunk one of them.
barbera i told you the brown paint was not a spray on tan
Toasty!
anorexic nancy kerrigan needs to tell her friend that her entire body is a malignant melanoma and she needs to write her will six minutes ago
Oh for the love of Pete … I work with a female body builder, and YES this is just the disgusting bronzer they use before competitions. It comes in a bottle, and apparently makes a HUGE mess — both in the application, and in the removal.
THIS IS SHOPPED!
BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Never, never, NEVER tan in a
Popiel Showtime Rotisserie.
Melanoma WIN
Ohh that’s so freaky, I would totally bang that
This photo is fake.
Don’t worry, all of her skin will be gone in a few days and she won’t look so cute then, will she.
Hey! Michael Jackson called – He wants his color back!
Beef jerky?
fake!
I call it ‘very well done’
I didn’t know head transplants were possible yet.
she is probably a black woman that bleached her face… if not she should start lookin 4 skin cancer
It’s not a Tan, it’s a thing Body Builders have to do at contests for some reason.
plus it kinda looks shop’d
mmmmmmmm bacon
wow a reverse michael jackson
shop city
Not a tan. It’s the bronze they paint on for competitions.
Hmm, affirmative action wanna-be recipient
Minstrel show. You’re doing it wrong.
It’s supposed to be “black face”.
wow. i didn’t think was possible, but this lady outdid the guidettes.
this is like, reason twenty, that body builders are freakin’ insane.
They’re remaking Soul Man, but instead of a man, they’re using a girl, and instead of karate, they’re using kung fu.
Failblog fail! There’s no way this is real; her head is totally shopped on.
Geez, cancer much?
SHOPPPED!!!!
shopped! but it’s still funny.
It is not shopped; I know this lady, she lives in my town.
Sexy!
This looks shop’d.
I think I barfed a little in my mouth.
It’s definitely a guidette WIN!
It’s not a fake tan, she’s biracial.
Well done.
Sweet Mother of Kiwi! That’s where my shoe polish went!
I don’t think that’s physically possible. It’s gotta be makeup or spray on.
Oh my god she’s going to die soon!
Personally, I think this photo is fake. The size and angle of her head looks completely off.
Nice going, now you can’t even hail a cab.
It’s a tan cream used on fitness shows. it shows and marks the muscels, making ‘em easyer to see.
it’s normal not to use it on your face.
It is so obvious that something is wrong with this picture. I mean come on, nobody has teeth that are that white!
Ebony and Ivory…all in one person! How’s that for unity?
hmm, so we have a picture of a piano?
|the kid|
Looks like the deep fried turkey we made last Thanksgiving.
typical case of burnt toast….oh wait, that’s not toast! D:
Mmm, mmm, mm-mm, mmm… Toasty…
she must of went to the hardware store and got the dark brown spraypaint in extra glossy
She looks like Adam Jimmy from Mr Show…”try try try again…headfirst this time, dive right in!”
Now make God rock
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Burnt toast…
Idiots, that is not a tan. She is in a body/fitness competition and they pur bronzing lotion on to make their muscles stand out under the bright lights on stage. When they’re off the satge it doesn’t look normal, on stage it does.
They use it so the lights don’t wash them out and make them look pale? That makes sense.
um, doesnt the normal girl look like Nancy Kerrigan?
Welcome to life as a giant mole.
wow she is all hot and tan *sarcasm*
funky town is right!!!
Bodybuilders use tanning lotion to make their muscles stand out. It’s true that taken out of that situation the girl looks strange but still…
The picture is funny for those who don’t know a thing about body/fitness competitions.
Wow, someone was abused as a child…
Well, I knew it would only take a matter of time before some white person completed the reverse-Micheal-Jackson. Uhhhhhh. I wonder who’s gonna pay for her skin cancer treatments.
Someone left that one in the toaster too long.
Obviously Shopped.
OH GOD! EYE BLEACH, NOW!!!
News Flash – Helga Jorgensson discovers to her great dismay that henna bath salts are not such a hot idea after all.
You are all a bunch of morons. It’s not fake but DreamTan – merely painted on her skin because the lighting on stage makea anyone look white as milk and ruins muscle separation. The tan washes off and because its basically bodypaint, many competitors don’t put it on their Face.
Oh, please tell me this is fake. I don’t have time to read through all the comments.
If it’s not fake, ew, ew, totally EW! WTF is wrong with you? F$cking really, get it right! What yuo’ve done is wrong, wrong wrong!!! EW!
Holidays on seaside cottage in Lousiana?
You are all a bunch of morons. It’s not fake but DreamTan – merely painted on her skin because the lighting on stage makea anyone look white as milk and ruins muscle separation. The tan washes off and because its basically bodypaint, many competitors don’t put it on their Face.
‘shop fail.
Wake up people, it is definitely a fake picture.
Creosote?
‘How many times have I told you to wash up after weekly cross burning?’
What teachers do over the summer
PS does wonders~
i think she likes the sun – or chocolate
Lol, that’s crispy!
You guys do know that’s body builder body paint, riiight?
She’s got a knock out six pack she must be entering some competition
Which doesn’t make it any less disgusting to look at.
eeewwwww!
Perhaps a make-up WIN? Theatrical make-up can make you look pale. O_o
fake, you can easily tell.
There are two types of people in the world: those who accept pictures for what they are, and those who dismiss them as “fake”.
By the way, did you know that tanning, in the long run, will make you look older?
It looks more painted on than “tanned” but either way. We have two choices in today’s world. Skin cancer if we are exposed to too much sun and don’t use sunscreen or if we shun the sun completely we risk Vitamin D Deficiency because we don’t get ENOUGH exposure.
I <3 neutrogena spf 75 sunblock & Age Shield Face Sunblock Lotion SPF 90 (they go up to spf 110 for this). So for all you other girls who would like a little sun without running the risks of sunburns etc and want something a little stronger than baby stuff, I love this stuff and I am proud to be a woman in her 40's who looks like she is in her early 30's.
Drink lots of water, wear very little to no make up, and hydrate, protect and moisturize the skin your in… then you my friends won't look like the woman above.
This is shopped. Look at the face and neck. BIG color difference. Too big.
wait is that nancy kerrigan the ice skater
OMG!!!! She’s got a big giant white melanoma growing out of her neck!
Skin Cancer waiting to happen.
totally
Planet of the Apes?
“The bad news is, your friend’s body was just too badly damaged in the accident. Nothing left but the head, really.
The good news is, we just happened to have this transsexual African American body fresh from the morgue – suicide by shotgun. Head was a horrible mess, but that’s the one part we didn’t need.
So, uh, just make sure to tell her how pretty she looks.”
Spray or paint on tan, you are supposed to do 2 or 3 coats, this lady obviously did way too many… I helped my girlfriend do the coats and after 2 coats the fumes started to get to her…
Obviously the fumes got to her… or maybe she didn’t read the directions, Because it says “darkens after showers, and an hour of set time”
way to go dark lady,
Dark lady is… dark
Thats a black woman and someone has replaced her head because they’re sad and cant find any real fails
excuse me for a sec… *pukes*
Its for a fitness competition. You put that skin paint stuff on your body because it shows muscle definition better. However, she sponged on a little bit to much…. obviously.
it would be funny if it was real
Nancy Kerrigan (to herself, licking her lips): “Yummy…BBQ’d bikini girl – IT’S WHAT’S FOR DINNER!”
And yet she still smiles in the picture like it’s not a big deal. Epic fail.
I hope this is shopped, otherwise, there is a melanoma fiesta on this lady.
Don’t judge, guys. Maybe her dream was to become a large piece of leather…with a head attached to it.
MAYBE she was going for a guiness world record for being the tannest person…. or the nastiest.
Is it bad that I’m really hoping that this is for Halloween?
shopped
This isn’t even a fail, just ignorance as to why she has on skin bronzer. No skin cells were harmed in the making of this non-fail. Look at any bodybuilding or fitness sites, they all have it on them to account for the very bright lights on stage. Even THAT dark, she’d only look “tanned” on stage.
you do know that was poto-shoped right? her head and neck dont blend, it was clearly stuck on.
Are we sure that this is a tan fail? Maybe it is a face make-up fail.
I’d still tap that
This fail may be shopped, but I’m betting most of us have seen someone almost that tan… O.o There’s a fine line between a healthy glow and a lovely radiating-cancer paint…
Tan? If not for the lack of blisters and scars I’d say burn victim.
Why don’t people read the comments before posting the same thing as 50 other people. It’s not fake, it’s not ‘shopped and she doesn’t look like that any other time. Obviously this was during a competition and she’s painted up to look right under stage lights. Look at any bodybuilding competition pics and you’ll see a bunch of people with heavy bronzing
Shopped.
Sure looks like Kari Byron aka the MILF from Mythbusters.
lolololol……
wait wut?
Bet you a whole bottle of bronzer that Snooki is uber-jealous.
If this really is real, she fails hard at matching her face colour to the rest of her body.
Yeahhhh that’s definitely ‘shopped.
FAKE and GAY
Boy, there’s something that was never said on Fail Blog before!
::eyeroll::
Ted Danson has nothing on this chick!
Alert the media! This must be that genetic missing link the scientists keep talking about, the one where we all started out black…you know, the one they call “Eve.”
Looks like Adam’s Rib got too much sauce.
Kerrigan is thinking
“Just give me my appearance fee and Get Me Outttta Heeeere!”
If this is what it takes to look “normal” at a “fitness” competition, what the heck kind of judges are they? Must have been staring at the sun too long. Or maybe the sun with a condom on part of it.
FAEK!
if you wanna be black at least now we how to get the look lol
Back in black baby.
White folks just want to be black these days.
do you not realize that she is done up like this for a body-builders competition?
she’s not actually that color.
it’s spray painted on to accentuate her muscles under the neon lights.
her face and neck are closer to her real color.
i agree with al. This is not a fail. its normal to have such colour for bodybuilding/fitness competitions. It might look dark now, but onstage, with the lights, it’ll look a lot better than a tan-less white guy.
There´s my burned choco Brownie i made yesterday:D
I can’t help but notice the size of her hands. Anyone else think that used to be a guy?
she looks like the other mother from Caroline.
We’ll just stitch them on…you won’t feel a thing O.O
“And the grand prize for winning first place in the South Florida Female Figure Skating Competition is:
An oiled up, half-naked woman!”
It’s really amazing how many people here think she got this by spending time in the SUN!!!! NO!!! It’s painted on!! IT”S FAKE TANNING!!!
I bet that was paint.
Hooray for misogyny!
this is just disturbing
I know bodybuilders paint, but this is DEFINITELY a shop.
Check:
A) the angle of her head would be VERY painful to realistically hold
B) the gradient on the neck, whereas paint would be a straight line it’s a poorly blurred midtone
C) her arm, whereas load of you are screaming ‘her arm is behind her!’ yes, but if her arm were to be completely behind her friend/fan at that angle it would have to either be on her butt or in her hair there is also a very clear definition line where her arm meets her fan
D) The large earrings are a dead giveaway, they’re not allowed in bodybuilding competitions (actually apart from the paint make up is also banned in some)
E) Her left breast vanishes behind the other girl, if the two are really that close for her to be able to completely hide her arm, her breast would press against the other girl’s arm
A)I don’t see how that is an awkward position
B) Her hand is the same way.
C) I can’t believe you don’t see her hand on Nancy Kerrigan’s shoulder…
D) I see no earrings as her ears are covered by her hair.
E) They are not embracing (her hand is on her shoulder) so she’s obviously slightly behind her.
Not fake.
Thats not real a real tan, its called Pro-tan and thats is what they spray on right before a bodybuilding competition to excentuate the muscl so this IS NOT a fail.
“Skin cancer! I mean… Good morning!”
This woman is a figure competitor (bodybuilding, so to speak.) The tan is to enhance muscle definition on stage under the bright lights. Without it, you would not be able to see the definition of the muscles, so in short, this is real, not ‘shopped. It is painted on, literally with a paintbrush.
It’s tanning oil, not the actual color of her skin. It’s the same stuff body builders slather on before they compete.
I’d still tap that
Whoever took that picture cut off Nancy Kerrigan at the knees.. again!
Ew! Does she actually think that looks good.Why are you guys making fun of Michael Jackson! He had vitiligo! Let the man rest in peace!
You guys all know there is a difference between “tanning” and being outside, right? I get a farmers tan in the summer because I’m outside often and then I get pasty in the winter. I have somewhat fair skin so I do burn at first, but once the burn is gone I start to get tan.
I’m sorry guys, but it looks kind of fake to me.. tbh.
shes a bodybuilder u idiots its not tan or sunbeds or anything like that is the stuff that bodybuilders uses for competition to make it look realy dark so the muscle would look good.i dont get it are ppl so dumb these days for real ?
This is what happens when you go tanning in an oven.
She’s smoking hot! No rly. She’s burning. But not with love. You get what I mean.
Talk about spending too much time at the solar
It’s a fake tan spray/creme. Bronzing gel maybe? She is a fitness/bodybuilding model and that’s what they do for a competition.
umm… am I the only person who has ever watched a fit and figure competition?? They used that brozing stuff for the competition, it washes off… hence the reason her face isn’t the same color! They use it so that you can better “see” their muscles and curves and stuff. Wow, people, get a clue.
Clue? CLUE? We’re not here to have clues, we’re here to have LAUGHS! HAHAHAHAHA…
*creepy laughter*
EWWWWWWWWWWWW
nasty.
gross.
like a burnt hot dog.
how is that not burnt?
now im thinking of a burnt hot dog.
ick.
thx failblog.
Nancy Kerrigan? what is she doing next to the white/black/brown body builder?
Tonya Harding must be scaring her again so shes trying to toughen up, i guess
Also Jerry Seinfeld wouldnt date that bitty…. Man Hands
it reminds me of when someone is baking cookies and leaves them in the oven waaaaay tooo long
She is halfway through her transformation to blackness.
Iz it coz she is black?
is that nancy kerrigan?
bad tan or WOMAN WITH BODY OF MAN!! XD
retards.. its not tan…
she’s bodybuilder or whatever its called and they cover/paint their bodies with some brown crap -.-
shopped. but i think its an afro american body shopped over the girls body…. look at the shadow of the body and the head, also, the hair is totally wrong. I would also like to point out the neck, what is she, a ostrich -human hybrid? The whole pic smells of being shopped… And for the record, its bodybuilding, not makeyourcaucasianbodylookafroamerican, bodybuilders get a bronzetan.
Then you’re not looking at the whole thing, that shadow is on the other lady too. The neck thing is actually common in body builders who usually do specific exercises for the neck.
That’s disgusting.
It’s shoped and badly at that. The head is at an unnatural angle and the neck and head do not join together properly.
No no no, you see, the one on the right was cursing her as the picture was taken. The curse turns a person into a bronze statue from the feet up
Nancy was left so traumatized that she still thinks she needs a body guard.
and yes that is a body builder who used a little too much bronzer. Not shopped. Even the shadows line up.
Black chick got a tan.
That’s actually competition paint for body builders, and not a tan.
I’m not sure which of the following is scariest:
1) With muscles like THAT you could bench-press a car
2) Her face looks like it’s ready to jump off and eat a small child
3) She’s now black.
Nancy Kerrigan has some weird friends…
It’s perfectly ok to tell a white chick she’s too pale. White chicks are expected to either court skin cancer and wrinkles and/or paint themselves to look darker. Spray tan, tan in a bottle, whatever. It’s dying your freakin’ skin with nasty chemicals.
Try telling a dark skinned chick she needs to lighten her skin to look good.
Tanning = racism. Wake up people. It is NOT ok to tell a pale chick she needs to be darker anymore than it’d be ok to tell a dark skinned chick she needs to lighten up. And why white chicks do it to themselves I can’t figure out aside from maybe some expression of body-hate.
Beauty comes in all skin colors.
lighten up
Was she tanning in the Gulf?
Wow. But yes, she looks like she’s tanned in the Gulf.
Looks like she’s been swimming in the Gulf of Mexico.
Just saw an update and I wouldn’t be swimming anywhere near there with TS Alex belting the coast atm! They’re forecasting isolated tornados around it O.o That gulf it quite some place!
err… *is quite
this is 100% fail
its not fake and its not “fail” its a paint on tan that your use in fitness comps to show off muscle deffinition
Coming to theatres soon :
“Soul Man 2 : When roids and tanning beds just aren’t enough.”
It looks to me like that people of african descent have perfected
the art of head transplant.
Good god above. Never mind the tan, look at the awful bikini over it. And her friend’s nasty shirt. And ……………. oh…. argh… those smiles. Creepy to the max. Frightening, even. There’s no way that sh*t’s natural.
Run.
Ohhh *shudder* thanks for that. Yes, that woman on the left has got clown-scary going on. I need my happy place.
*taps heels*
Are you guys really that dumb it’s so obviously photo shopped if you look at the chin line its obvious
Kate you are retarded. Its a spray on tan used for bodybuilding and fitness shows. On stage it absorbs the light and makeup reflects it so they balance out. After the show this stuff washes off. Its not cancer but almost everyone on this thread has a tumor on their brain, no brain, or is just stupid. Its real…..it make up……its about time t close this thread
Don’t be like that. I’ve become kinda attached to this one, not in a weird way, but in a wow-look-at-how-wrong-she-still-looks kinda way.
I think we should just go over the facts. Clearly, it’s a makeup fail, or head transplant success.
its spray on tan you idiots! this was most likely done for competition…..
why is she smiling?
That’s disgusting..
one way for disguising lol
Nothing says ‘hot’ like skin cancer.
You are all idiots. She is probably doing either a Figure or Bikini competition and you have to put on Pro-Tan or JanTana (fake tan) when you go on stage because there are so many lights. LOL
I fell into a burnin’ ring o’ fire,
I went down down down,
and the flames went higher.
Is that Nancy Kerrigan?
That’s not tan … it’s used by bodybuilders in competitions to highlight the muscle texture. Failblog FAIL!
fake and gay
everybody knows that but its still funny
hahahahaha
WTF???
im black, and even i feel that’s too black, XD
Thanks BP!
I can’t believe everyone is so dumb. All light-skinned bodybuilders apply extreme amounts of pigment to their skin so that their muscle definition will show more clearly from a distance while under bright lights. This is not like this chick’s look, she’s wearing body makeup for an event.
girl u just got burned
hahahahahahahaha
OMFG. In a few weeks, she will find out she has skin cancer…. O.o just saying
No, she will be just fine after she washes it away when the comp is done. That overworked body is going to be her problem.
This is shopped. There’s the real picture floating around somewhere on the nets. Even the tan was shopped darker.
Absolutely disgusting
Definitely shopped.
This is photoshopped. I know because of the way her face doesn’t fit on her body, and from seeing a few tans in my time.
ewwww.
It’s like the jersey shore bred with cool runnings
The reason why she is so dark is because, she has used pre contest tan for bodybuilders/figure models.. they use this tan to make their bodies look more muscular and define…. this is not a tan fail
This is a tan fail!
http://www.epicfail.com/2011/09/15/tan-fail-26/