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Long drop….would you like some toilet roll for that?
Gravity WIN!
Gravity always wins in the end.
Gravity+Stupidity=Stronger Gene Pool
That reminds me I need to check the pH and chlorine levels.
You’re glowing in the dark, what could possibly be wrong w/ you?
Uraniuming on his parade now, stop that.
Too much time in a BWR Drywell will do that to you.
I know, did he overreactor what?
He’s tense. Maybe we should bake him a yellowcake.
Put it in the microwave.
natural selection at its finest
9.81 x out of 10 anyway
I have to agree with the masses on this one.
Well there goes my velocity.
*sprinkles K@ computer with accelerant*
Are you ready for some blazing fast internet?
Too Much Pressure…..
I am not forcing you to do it.
*goes to mass*
*stops dancing*
Sorry I forgot not everyone can handle my radius of gyration.
well, not if you ball your fists as well
oh, was that a dutchification?
Where the heck do you get the energy for that?
yep, I meant shake your fists as well
…or the time?
Is it getting hot in here?
Who turned up the heat?
The AC died, we lost power.
Is this proof that the latent talent here is not paying attention to the infrastructure?
I bet 3×10^8 you are right.
Too much entropy.
We may have to begin poking people.
But objects at rest want to stay at rest.
Have you ever heard the term let sleeping dogs lie.
Sometimes the conservation of energy can verge on the ridiculous however.
*sweats*
Convergence will always lead to greater friction.
We have the potential to convert some people.
*hands over pamphlets*
Convert S!nners!
It’s just a phase.
. . .and that’s more than half!
There’s a secret portal in the ground that take you to a sand box
AW MAN MISSED OUT ON FIRST. COULDA BEEN TWICE IN A DAY.
lollllll
Then when you died you would have been safe in the knowledge that you had achieved something with your life.
This is Sparta!!
*kicks Connor down the slide*
*high fives Jules*
One large fall for man,
One small slide for mankind
One slide rule the mall,
One slide to find them.
One slide to make them fall,
And in the ground grind them.
You’ve got to take this playground’s tale with a grain of sand.
Well, I think the playground must be called “More Door”
Something seems to be missing…
Most certainly. Someone has removed the big meatgrinder beneath the slide…
So where are we going to get pies from today.
Oh, uh, sorry. I just had to … borrow it for a minute. There was a … “situation”.
Come on, put it back, I can’t live without my MrTodds speciality vegetarian pie.
*hoses off the grinder*
*sheepishly returns it*
You don’t want the pie today anyway. None of these kids are gifted.
Where do you keep the grinder, Madness?
I was using it for a specific purpose. I had to dispose of something and my wood chipper is in the shop.
As long as you’re not using it in the snow.
I s’pose you could make an abominable snowman?
No, no, the slide is teaching you how to dropkick
When is a slide, not a slide?
When it is a death trap?
When is there such a thing as a bad slide?
One word, sandpaper.
Diamond sand?
Adds a whole new meaning to the phrase ripping @ss.
*proffers bacon lube*
♫Like a bat out of hell♫
Whatever wets your whistle.
Are you calling me a moistened bint?
Only if you mind your p’s and q’s.
Princes and Queens?
Well, but you can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
I mean, if I went ’round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!
See the violence inherant in the system
Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help! I’m being repressed!
Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn’t you?
Bloody Peasants
How do you do, good lady? I am King of the Britons. Whose castle is that?
I’m not a woman.
but…butt..
Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
…are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
Now go away, or we shall taunt you a second time!
When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that’s what you’re going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England.
What an eccentric performance.
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
You’ve got two ends of a coconut and you’re bangin’ ‘em together!
It’s not a question of where he grips it! It’s a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
Two of them could carry it between them on a line.
Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
Please!
*throws Jules off the bridge*
Monty Python win!!
Stupid English ka-nighits, I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
when a death traps you?
I think I saw one of those once. I was surfing a car at the time.
Rejected.
She just didn’t measure up to the bar?
♪ I fought the bar and bar won. ♪
Quit monkeying around.
Oooo I see sore.
I… can’t… too… tire… swing.
Play. Ground.
Ground. Down.
Downward. Dog.
Doggie. Style.
Kitsch. B!tch!
*jets*
♪ Cold hard bìtch,
She was shakin’ her hips,
And I that was all that I need ♪
The slide that goes
*Swiiiiiiish*
*Uh-oh!!*
*Splat!*
Onomatapoeiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh.
waiting with your camera for the next kid to come down the slide WIN
You can tell it was the first shot. Later in the day there’s a kidpile.
Pile on!
*slides*
*takes picture of gcf before she splats on top of all the incapacitated hopeless kids*
I told you it’d be a bad idea, but nooo… you just had to slide down
Convincing the kid to come down the slide so you can take a picture WIN
Posting the picture online so everybody makes fun of the kid. Double WIN
♫ It’s time to catch your breath and choose your moment ♫
♫
Don’t slide
___Don’t slide
Don’t slide
___Don’t slide
Slide
___Slide
Drop
___Drop
Pain
___Pain ♫
Dido earworm ebil.
*bleaches ears*
with a twist
….her neck?
♪ You slide into me
and I slide into you. ♪
I do not wanna know
Oh but you do Julya, Jules can be efargus the the slippery slope.
I’m more confused about me slinding into…well, you get my drift
♪ Take these chances
Place them in a box until a quieter time
Lights down, you up and slide ♪
Character building 101:
Never let them see you cry
Or bleed.
Bleeding is fine, so long as you keep a stiff upper lip.
Pain is weakness leaving the body.
….lets you know you are still alive.
Don’t stop unless somebody telescopes their spine.
One fight at a time.
What doesn’t kill me makes me stronger.
Just get back up on that horse.
No shirts, no shoes.
no problem..
Chute first, ask questions later.
You can rest when you are dead.
When things get tough the tough get going.
Banzaiii!
Man that girl can jump.
oh my god, what happen to that girl?
she died?
Someone needs to put a trampoline under that slide.
Perpetual motion?
Easier than playing chutes and ladders.
glutes and bladders?
I’d say that’s a fake fail : her hair seems to be flat on her forehead, indicating she could very well be jumping… although the idea of her falling is a little funny
I agree. Fake. She’s not coming out of the slide at all.
Oh, for Pete’s sake!
Seriously?? The picture is too blurry to see if the hair is up or down and who’s ever heard of a girl that size jumping that high?
Fake fail. fail
Definitely. The motion blur indicates she was moving up when the picture was taken (look at the streaking), plus her apparent angle does not match the slide’s. I reckon she’d hit that steel pole if she really used that slide.
this one’s a sucker… it sucks kids through the hole and the have a wonderful time!
What? That’s a FUN slide. A win if you ask me.
A ‘fun slide’ is where your partner gets the… err nvm.
Did she die?
no she actually got sucked in this thing.
Either they installed a swimming pool slide over pavement, or there are a couple of slide segments missing…
thats must be hurt
!magine sitting at the bottom of a broken slide with a camera, just waiting for some poor little child to come down. . .
sandy never did survive to see what was at the end of the tunnel
This has got to be in China somewhere.
The caption has it backwards. This is actually a giant Kid Vacuum. She’s on her way up, not down.
The real fail – seeing that huge drop under the slide and instead of putting a beanbag under it picking up your camera and waiting for some kid to come out. Sociopath photographer anyone?
its not far enough to really hurt any child of propre age going down the slide, so im gonna just continue laughing because where i there i wouldnt have laughed till i cryed watching some little kid come flying out the hole in the slide and the surprised look on his/her face when suddenly the slide ends 5 feet to early >.< lol
cant edit previous entrys so i added the fixed line :/
fixed- its not far enough to really hurt any child of proper age going down the slide, so im gonna just continue laughing because where i there i would have laughed till i cryed watching some little kid come flying out the hole in the slide and the surprised look on his/her face when suddenly the slide ends 5 feet to early >.< lol
Who needs legs anyway? I bet the parent sent the kid down knowing the slide isn’t properly built, just to get compensation.
WHAT shugga (sugar), no they did-ant (didn’t) . You goes (go) right ahead and climb thats ladder. I’ll be damns if I didn’t use a buy ones gets ones coupons to get up in this place and not be able to use everythings in this biotch…what they be thinkin? Now get on up there your brothers and sisters area waiting to goes to.
Its fake, they have the original picture (w/o the girl) on failblog already
This is how Dora dies
Dora dora dora, the exp- OH MY GOD!
I’d call this a win!
this has more awesome than a 18 foot high fence on teh border of mexico.
Shop?
slide win, it’s just not for the weak!
GOOD GOD!!
leg bone structural integrity fail imminent
it’s ok..i think..
Gravity WINS! FAWLESS VICTORY!
This ride is guaranteed to breaks your kneecaps and possibly your legs
That doesn’t look landable.
stop, drop and roll!