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FIRST !
SECOND TO NONE
That clown is coming for you.
for, in…
I hate clowns. Pedoclowns especially…
I’d come for you loladahl
Actually these are great shotgun clays. Bring 1000 of them to the range!
I like the part where the clown appears to be preying on the little girl. In an unrelated matter I wish that I were the clown, and the little girl was a little boy!
meh, not to bad just a lil creepy, also 2nd w00t
still wouldnt pay 10.00 for it even when its half off
she looks scared… Somebody should help her!!!
Break the plate, break the curse!
If you break the plate you have to wait ’till midnight to clean it up or the clown comes for you…
Look at her right eye, she’s actualy crying …
Gah! I wasn’t afraid of clowns. …..now?
*sniffles as she looks at the plate*
*bottom lip starts to quiver*
They get stronger with fear.
Balloon?
See…*runs*
take me along!!
kitty scared…. what does the rest of the set look like?
Does it float?
We all float down here.
….and you’ll float too!!
I wouldn’t buy it if it was 100% off.
I wanted to buy it so I could smash it and rid the world of this terrifying plate.
LoL. You brave soul, coming into ownership of this place for all of our sakes!
**plate
those are tears of happy
Pedobear’s friend…
I like his Micheal Jackson gloves
and his Micheal Jackson nose lol
I don’t like his Michael Jackson friend lol
lol
~~
*loldrowns*
you surely mean “fiend”
Surely he meant “Micheal”.
I am sure of that as well, did you know MJ has been dead a year today?
all the more hilarious, perfect timing
p.s. why would you know that, unless you had to wikipedia micheal jackson to make sure he actually wore a white glove, and found that he died on june 25 2009
Michael, it is spelt Michael. *sigh
*spelled
*spelt is fine as well
also used to bake bread
Only Americans spell spelt like spelled.
“Spelt”? Spelt is a an all-but-extinct type of wheat. What does that have to do with anything? Limejuicers still grow it to eat with the bubble n squeak or something?
because it was in the news and there are loads of rememberance events planned all over
I do get out of the house, and then, well, sometimes you hear things you know
besides, it’s my dad’s birthday, days like that you’re more tuned to things that happened, well, if you’re a social person that is
h ttp://www.eternalmoonwalk.com/
I recorded my own last year bur forgot to upload it. Apparently it’s still possible.
can I search for yours?
I’ll let you know when I added mine.
he only wore one white glove.. duhh
His eye is a little krusty.
Probably acts like a real bozo
Haha. What a joker…
He looks a little weary…
I don’t like IT.
“Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says ‘Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.’ Man bursts into tears. Says ‘But, doctor…I am Pagliacci.”
~ Rorschach
Watchmen reference WIN!
Wile we’re at it:
The guy goes into the hospital, okay? His wife’s just had a baby and he can’t wait to see them both. So he meets the doctor and he says, ‘Oh, Doc, I’ve been so worried. How are they?’ And the doctor smiles and says, ‘They’re fine. Just fine. Your wife’s delivered a healthy baby boy and they’re both in tip-top form. You’re one lucky guy.’ So the guy rushes into the maternity ward with his flowers. But it’s empty. His wife’s bed is empty. ‘Doc?’ He says and turns around and the doctor and all the nurses wave their arms and scream in his face. ‘April fool! Your wife’s dead and the baby’s a spastic!!”
~ The Joker
*while
I wouldn’t carrie it home.
That wouldn’t be very Pennywise.
Surely you Jester
*WIKsqueeze*
bogie at 12 O’clock (midnight)
ARTHUR! Leave that little girl alone!
That’s not me, it’s the black sheep in the family. He draw a smile on his face! A smile!
*shakes head sadly*
Smokey?
He prefers to call it a grin.
I remember I was told by my parents to pick out a painting (replica) for my bedroom when I was really young. So I chose a painting of horses running through the spray.
Then the painting arrived and it was a clown similar to this, my parents told me the horses painting was sold out and this one was just as good, wasn’t it?
No…horses are not Boris the scary clown
I just got a 1920′s vogue cover, a Renoir and a Klimt (not real obviously)…..and a she ra I drew on the wall in crayon next to them.
it was one of my first memorable disappointments. I must have been 4 or so.
Life is merely a series of dissapointments, interspaced with the occassional pleasant suprise.
*nods head in agreement with Kat’s wise words*
(@Julya clowns are scary)
no, just the people in them
Oh I have had many pleasant surprises, many more than disappointments, that’s probably why this one was never overshadowed by a bigger disappointment
Oooooh you lucky so and so
wellllll, it also depends on yourself, you happy, most people around you get infected by happiness!
I am always happy…..cause I know the sh!t will hit the fan, and I may as well enjoy the good bits!
*goes to the lab*
*tests infection rate of happiness in relation to the flu*
infect that grumpy neighbour
you can choose, the flu or your happiness
By the way, the clown portrait was by Bernard Buffet
Should I be worried that artist has fetish for clowns?
Ah you googeld his !mages?
Yes clowns is a very common subject in his art
probably his way to deal with his fear of clowns
omg. what were they thinking? *_*
not so fail….creapy yeaa
I love you, Kinko the Clown.
Disturbing. “Things that are doing it” ??? Do not want.
Are you sure it’s disturbing, I would say disgusting
I would say disemboweling.
I would say divesting deviant dominatrix.
Via angry Emus. A horde of angry Emus.
One word: GIGGITY!!
giggity
Who else but Quagmire!!
Was this crap painted by John Wayne Gacy? It honestly looks like it.
Geez, I can picture the clown saying “Don’t worry child, there won’t be any more pain after I eat your soul!”
If you are afraid of clowns please post pictures of your face while looking at this
Where can I buy one?
The clown is terrible!
That’s one of the creepiest things I’ve seen in a long time. For some reason I keep thinking of John Wayne Gacy. And that girl probably has a good reason to cry.
Am I the only one who noticed???
C
U
Next
Tuesday?
Dirty.
Creepy!
“They all float down here!”
ROFLMAO!!! Thanks Pennywise:-)
Thank for the nightmare
yup definitely creepy– I don’t like it
Pedobear you now have competition. Be afraid, be very afraid
You gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boy’s hole!
I may never sleep again…
Cant sleep…clown will eat me..
It reminds me of King and Straub’s “IT”.
Straub? That hack?
King and Straub didn’t collaborate on IT; that one was all King. You’re thinking of The Talisman and/or its sequel, Black House.
*shudder*
Hey guys, rape is no laughing matter!
unless its with a clown.
*bottom lip quivers*
I HATE CLOWNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don’t want to be a killjoy or a female dog or something, but actually, there’s nothing even remotely pedo to this clown. He might be freaky, but he doesn’t really look like, erm, “doing it”.
I agree. There’s nothing pedo about it at all. If anything to me this looks like a sad little girl being comforted by an imaginary friend that just happens to be a clown.
Seriously? They took down thingsthataredoingit.com
When you enter the address it sends you to failblog. I’m pissed. It still deserves to be a site :\.
And they took down probablybadnews.com too…
100 hell yeah!!
101ST!
Odd, I thought it was one of the more tolerable clowns I’ve seen. And no, I don’t see anything pervy about this, I think if you do you are already beyond help.
That is terrifying. I’m now slightly phobic of clowns.
What’s with the tags – is it $50 marked down to $20, or 50 years with the possibility of parole in 20?
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okay, this guy is violating clown decorum. No physical contact, and definitely not hair-stroking!
Actually, I’m pretty sure it’s a painting of Emmet Kelly and the unidentified little girl from the Hartford Circus Fire…just sayin’.
You mean there’s a logical and completely innocent explanation??? Wow. That challenges my world view…
cute :3
….pssst…..help me…..
Times are tough. Pedobear’s been forced to sell his best china.
pedo bear in disguise
I would buy that and serve food on it so that when you eat enough off you’ll start to see the picture…
That is F***ing VILE. I hate clowns to begin with. But this……. YUCK!!!! I feel really nauseous right now.
O.O Damn, that’s scary.
If possible, I’d like to know who the artist is behind this painting and/or what company made this plate.
I’m thinking John Wayne Gacey!
I am terrified by this image.
Jeebus, now I am going to have NIGHTMARES for the next 10 years, thanks a lot! !
That is one of these most horrifying thoughts ive ever encountered…
I Love Justin Bieber<3
I Loveee Rolie Polie Olie
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Creepy Win!
pedobear can transform??
i want one so hard… thats so weird i’d put it on my wall
OMG, it’s the most repulsive thing since Stephen King’s “It”
Remember that old Dr. Demento song…
Kinko, Kinko, the kid loving clown.
Everyone loves Konko, he never has a frown.
…
I’m sorry but this made me think of the old habit of blinding an artist /designer so they could never create another like it…
SCARY!! just look at the little girl She’s CRYING!!
Ya. This one kicks-in the protective instincts alright.
The girl looks dead -> Necropedoclownism? Yay.
great decoration..lol
What, you’ve never seen a clown with a daughter?
Little Eleanor then turned around, her fangs dripping – and sank her long, ancient and cruel teeth into the clown . . . “Aaaargh” went the clown. “Bu-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-rp” went the little girl. Amen
creepy much!
yup, thats creepy
is it just me or does it look like a drop of blood in the corner of his mouth?
If the “artist” had painted a boy, I would have said this would have been a John Wayne Gacy commemorative plate.